Wednesday, August 19th 2009

Is OctoMom In Tunisia?

The woman in Tunisia who claimed she was pregnant with 12 babies has turned out to be a fraud with psychological problems. OctoMommy, get back here and stop terrorizing other countries! Unfortunately, you're our problem!

The Telegraph reports that Tunisia's health ministry interviewed the baby faker and quickly determined there was no way she was 9-months pregnant with a litter of 12. A rep for the health ministry said, "Our staff interviewed her at length, but even her pregnancy appears to be in her imagination. The woman has refused point blank to undergo a medical examination. Now we can't even contact her. She's gone into hiding."

The wannabe baby machine's husband has also vanished. The health ministry thinks they were taking a page out of OctoCrazy's book and trying to make a quick dollar.

File this under: BABY WHORING FAIL. Seriously, if you want to be a baby pimp, you're going to need actual babies to turn out! I'm sure they could've rented out a few of OctoMommy's for photoshoots and interviews. OctoMom is open to negotiations.

But at least the baby typhoon isn't as powerful as I thought it was. Phew, I guess.

Posted by: Michael K


tarantino_is_gay's picture

the people of tunasia could fit into octomom's snatch.

This Hot Mess's picture

I don't believe that she is in Tunisia. I think she is infront of a Best Western and we have all just been punked again.
www.thishotmess.com

Sandbitch's picture

Has the octomom show started yet? OK - who is gonna live blog it for me?

freebird's picture

Well, this is disappointing. I thought she had Michael Jackson's babies in there.

mahaatma's picture

..I would never watch Octocunt's show, but I did see a clip of it on my morning news show and the good news is that, by his behavior, her older boy will absolutely be hacking her up soon...the rage is there...

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Tristram's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:29pm.
I like how the article refers to OctoCrazy as "an American divorcee". It sounds almost glamorous.

hahaha. True. Did they mention her (pending?) grad degree?

Hekki's picture

I like how the article refers to OctoCrazy as "an American divorcee". It sounds almost glamorous.

Reeter's picture

Sadly, she is our problem. Oh, the shame, the shame!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

See, I tolya Nadya hadda voodoo doll to negate that other famewhore's pregnancy. Nowdoya believe me?

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MizRo's picture

Insane is what she is.

Insane is the sensationalism the media has created; and the limelight they've fixed upon her and those poor children.

Insane is having 14 children and not taking care of them except in front of the cameras.

Banish this broad to obscurity PLEASE.

I loather her, simply detest her and I don't find ANYTHING interesting about her, in fact, I'm disturbed re: the chldren.

Stock Broker's picture

I'm getting sick of seeing her hemroid lips.

Can't MK change the pix???

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Neverevenknewhim's picture

WHOA - If I had not read the comments I would have MISSED this fuckery tonight. I like to watch anything that makes me feel better about my life!! A single mother who has 14 kids is definitely going to make me feel better about my life. I'm going to feel like a princess, I know it AND I'll be watching with a martini in hand.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:27pm.
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Hahaha...funny how we always seem to want to know the 'dirty' words first...

It actually started innocently enough with my SIL when someone mentioned a word she didn't recognize. I grabbed the laptop and told her to look it up on ud, but then she just started clicking on all the related words they include on the page....went from there and now my soul will never be clean again. ;)

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get serious's picture

The OCTOWHORE is 12 kinds of crazy. A woman that batshit should NEVER be allowed to be a parent. She's the best example I can think of for state sponsored sterilization...

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:23pm.

LOL - we had some hispanic guys doing work at our house and on their lunch break I sat around with one of the younger ones (mid-twenties) who was the only one with a sense of humor... but he spoke NO english. He taugh me words and I taught him words. His boss was not impressed when he called him fat-fuck. heeheeehee...
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Few Words's picture

Drinking game when she mugs for the camera.

The C word's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:15pm.
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Listening to her describe the 'Tony Danza' in zee French accent (not to mention the look on her face) was completely worth the lack of sleep.
I highly recommend corrupting foreign-born nationals this way. ;)
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Green Is Good's picture

I'll wait for MK's play-by-play action of Octocunt's fuckery. And with those sloppy udders Octocunt is flopping around in the main pic, bitch needs to wear a bra.

A bag over her fucked up face would help, too.

Chirio's picture

no tazing nor masturbation here

Coma Caca!!

snowpiece's picture

he he he I'm glad I set up those peep cams in M.E. and PSL's house, he he he....
;P

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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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snowpiece's picture

LOL Jack is that Jaydean and Tater Tot!?
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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Hekki's picture

I'M TOTALLY WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rubs hands together with menacing glee*

Seriously, it's a good thing this bitch lives in CA, or I'd be a crazy stalker on her ass. I'm obsessed with this bitch.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

"getting tipsy with friends while urging my naïve, French SIL to read aloud from urbandictionary.com. "

Bwahahahahaha... OMG I wish I could see that! Too funny.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

I hate that trout-faced bitch!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:07pm.
i can udnerstand the emails when the baby is born but it irks the shit right out of me that people annoucne their pregnancies on facebook or by email. like you cant pick up the phone and call teh people who really matter and really need to know?

CRAZY's picture

*tazes evryoned out of boredom*

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M.E.'s picture

I refuse to watch anything with this stupid whore in it.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:07pm

you heartless bitch!!

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/spanking.htm

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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Chirio's picture

well I only get FOX news and Fox shows (but not like in the USA real time) so someone if not MK post about it I wanna know (for the eye rolls)

Coma Caca!!

parissucksliterally's picture

I will not watch her show. I don't want to know a fucking thing about this woman.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:48am.
Speaking of!
Who is watching the Octomom special "documentary" tonight on Fox. Don't be all getting up on your moral high horses because you know you're gonna watch that shitfest, cuz you are a dlisted slut!!!
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Not me…I’m taking the moral high ground and doing what I did last night: getting tipsy with friends while urging my naïve, French SIL to read aloud from urbandictionary.com.

(@Race: All the best in the new home!)
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Ginley's picture

Wow what to say about Octomom... Isn't her face kind of the catch line?

Meh... Anyways, I'm just thankful that Flava Flav is not the "fake" father; otherwise, I'd probably have psychological problems myself.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:07pm.

speaking of the baby typhoon, it's not confined to Hollyweird! If I get another email about someone or somone's wife pooped out a baby friend waeighing blah blah and mother and baby and father (ha ha ) are doing fine....I am going to hang myself by my genetalia.
...WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL THE NEW MOMS AND DADS OUT THERE WHO JUST WANT TO SHARE THEIR JOY
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Oh, I know...My cousin, Miss Concave-Ass herself, is due to pop out a baby this week or next week. And I'm going to be expected to oooh and ahhh over him "Cullan" in the next few weeks....when babies are in their ugliest and most boring incarnation.

loozer's picture

Be careful Race, them there U-Hauls are a lot diff'rent to drive than your racecar.

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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...

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Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:59am.

I am pregnant with 12 babies! That is why I will not be here until next Tuesday.

Have a good week. Wish us luck driving the UHaul! This should be fun! Bye.

GOOD LUCK, Race! Drive that thing safely, yo!

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:04pm.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:49am.
Maybe I'll watch or maybe I won't,Snowy is right, I'm a DListed whore! Tell you what, if after 10 mins.I feel the need to suck on the barrel of a gun... I'll flip over to Sportscenter.
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Well, as long as you're not a Nielsen watcher - ok. And I'm sure you whores will fill us boycotters in tomorrow on how fucked up it was...maybe MK will post on it...surely HE'LL watch it!

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:56am.

Today on the D

Lie tellers, buttkini's, and lame douche dick grabbers.

Anyone want to go in on a case?

It's some REAL fucktardian overload, fo sheezy.

snowpiece's picture

speaking of the baby typhoon, it's not confined to Hollyweird! If I get another email about someone or somone's wife pooped out a baby friend waeighing blah blah and mother and baby and father (ha ha ) are doing fine....I am going to hang myself by my genetalia.
...WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL THE NEW MOMS AND DADS OUT THERE WHO JUST WANT TO SHARE THEIR JOY ;p

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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:48am.

Speaking of!

Who is watching the Octomom special "documentary" tonight on Fox. Don't be all getting up on your moral high horses because you know you're gonna watch that shitfest, cuz you are a dlisted slut!!!

Me! Got my DVR set, baby! Wanna watch this skank show herself how she REALLY is, not her contrived crap from before. It better NOT suck.

Raul Duke's picture

Drive it like you stole it Race!

Stoney's picture

*licks jack's face*

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loozer's picture

A photo of OctoMom after taking a swim:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/08/us/08platypus.650.jpg

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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...

NaNoop's picture

LOL @ "Why Are You Pulling My Dick"

Flatsy's picture

Bye Race, good luck with the move!
See you next Tuesday.

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She's flat and that's that!

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:49am.
Maybe I'll watch or maybe I won't,Snowy is right, I'm a DListed whore! Tell you what, if after 10 mins.I feel the need to suck on the barrel of a gun... I'll flip over to Sportscenter.

M.E.'s picture

Glad to hear this is bullshit.

No Words's picture

Good luck with the move, Race. Be careful and drive safely.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Have fun with the U-haul, Race! Moving stuff sucks!

CRAZY's picture

Later Racer!

*smacks Race's sweet ass*

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"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown

EastEndGirl's picture

Good Luck Race.

People suck.