Thursday, August 20th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 19th!

I don't know what happened....this thing just crawled out of Robert Pattinson's
hair and I got freaked out....so I started clubbing it. - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

To all you neigh-sayers who think Trace Cyrus is a poser, here he is OD'ed as a baby colt. - MisforManic

Things got out of hand at the last "Little People Big Plushie" convention - mbar

Sasquatch's little brother Half Squatch taking a rest after the squirrel chase. - Manimal5

VIA Cracked

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tarantino_is_gay's picture
Submitted by tarantino_is_gay on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:03pm.

mick jagger is gettin too old to get high.

Preacher's picture
Submitted by Preacher on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 1:07pm.

Fuck. Missed this.

"Where the Wild Things Died."

Migraine Sally's picture
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:16pm.

So many good ones! Congrats winners!!!

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:34am.

LoadySmurf: You mean this one? CT is not rigged; it's just not entirely scientific.

Submitted by LoadySmurf on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:22pm.

He may look cute and cuddily...but don't feed Trace Cyrus after midnight, get him wet, or expose him to bright light, or else all hell with break loose!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:32am.

LoadySmurf on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:22pm.

He may look cute and cuddily...but don't feed Trace Cyrus after midnight, get him wet, or expose him to bright light, or else all hell with break loose!

- I really hope you aren't serious about being "robbed"...

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

LoadySmurf's picture
Submitted by LoadySmurf on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:26am.

I was fucking robbed!!! This shiz is rigged!!!

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:51am.

Manimal5 congrats!

congrats to all the winners!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:50am.

Ewwww....but LMAO. That thing's creepay!
Congrats, TFBuckFutter! WTG, MisforManic, mbar and Mani♥!!

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Are You A Goddess? If so...

ImpertinentVixen's picture
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:23am.

Congratz winners! There were so many good ones!

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

htraere's picture
Submitted by htraere on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:14am.

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:12am.

Congrats winners!!!

I also like Jazzy's:
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:58pm.
It's got Jesus' pretty face and Madonna's crotch.

Mel-Tang's picture
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:12am.

hahaha! Congrats, winners!

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:55am.

A Slap on the Back and an(choose one)
Atta Boy/Atta Girl/Atta It to All.

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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...

MizRo's picture
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:48am.

Good job winners and runner-ups!

Disraeli_Ears's picture
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:39am.

Congrats to the winners - there were a lot of competition yesterday!

Anybody figured out what that thing is supposed to be?

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:34am.

Manimal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoots TFBuckFutter, MisforManic, and mbar. Congrats all.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:34am.

Congratulations everyone!! great captions!

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:03am.

Yay TFBuckFutter and Mani ♥! Congrats. MissforManic and mbar, too.

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Crazy/Forever

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:00am.

Congrats TFBuckFutter - brilliant!!

Congrats as well to MisforManic, mbar, and Mani!

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K-OS: Crabbuckit

tolegit's picture
Submitted by tolegit on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:54am.

Despite her best efforts, Paula's really never been the same since leaving American Idol.

tolegit's picture
Submitted by tolegit on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:49am.

In an attempt to further revive 90210 nostalgia, the CW decided to finally run the lost footage of "Brenda: The London Years".

Chilly's picture
Submitted by Chilly on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:18am.

Where the wild things die.

Emma G's picture
Submitted by Emma G on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:15am.

Trace Cyrus is now doing art installations for extra credibility.

Submitted by actor1day on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:00am.

For something that crawled out of tommy girls ass suri has some fierce hair

SATANDEZ's picture
Submitted by SATANDEZ on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 1:29am.

In prison, they're using Phil Spector as a handbag.

Submitted by bsquared on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:35am.

The real reason Jon left Kate, this child looks too much like Kourtney Kardashian.

Submitted by ayoye on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:31am.

When they say Mike Jagger did fuck EVERYTHING...

moosh's picture
Submitted by moosh on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:26am.

that's so effed up!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Typhoid Mary's picture
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:26am.

This is some Benjamin Buttons Zoolander SHIT!

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lookin' for a 2 piece and a biscuit!

Submitted by Gregtowne on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:01am.

Warwick Davis?!? NOOOOOOO!!!

Submitted by Weenzie on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:22pm.

Tom Cruise and Xenu's basement baby.

Submitted by Flambeau on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:08pm.

I don't know what it is, but I bet it tastes like chicken.

Submitted by Flambeau on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:07pm.

This is why you never ask Mini Me to pet-sit!

Submitted by prommom on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:03pm.

Yo soy La Pequena Dead Joan Jett in a Cat Costume.
(OK, so she's running out of ideas.)

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:37pm.

Kenny Chesney's hairy alter ego isn't so jazzed about being part of his "ottoman empire."

Team Valtrex's picture
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:36pm.

After defeating the Evil Empire, Chewbacca was in heavy demand as a sperm donor. Here's a photo of his firstborn, Spewbacca.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Team Valtrex's picture
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:34pm.

Paul Stanley's baby pic. FUCK! I'M OLD!!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:32pm.

Jlo's son tried unsuccessfully to enter the "big house."

Team Valtrex's picture
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:29pm.

Can't believe they released Jacko's autopsy photos.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by themarmosetking on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:27pm.

Years of hard living and plastic surgery addiction finally caught up with Gizmo.

Team Valtrex's picture
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:18pm.

Lourdes looks so lonely with Madonna dedicating all her free time to growing a set of balls and stealing children.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Mz.Lauren's picture
Submitted by Mz.Lauren on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:13pm.

Where the Wild Things AREN'T.

little_rascal's picture
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:05pm.

The real reason why Henry VIII beheaded Anne Boleyn.

cadebra1961's picture
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:56pm.

Steven Tyler fell off the wagon, oh no!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

Submitted by rekatirwin on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:44pm.

I love Ben Stiller but is he really that hairy ??

Submitted by mitill on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:39pm.

It fell out of Paris Hilton's vagina

z-listed's picture
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:22pm.

Oh man, that is just so wrong! They should have at least cleaned the blood off before displaying the love child of Madonna and Hugh Grant!

Submitted by rgiersti on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:19pm.

Where The Wild Things Were.

deemahh's picture
Submitted by deemahh on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:18pm.

And just like all the rest of Paris Hilton's pets, it was only time before Mick took his life as well.

Event Horizon's picture
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:16pm.

Everyone remarked how Kourtney's newborn is a spiting image of his father Khole.

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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would

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