Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This C- list actress with B list name recognition used to be a B or B+ movie star. She then got into drugs and basically withered away her career. It happens. She had begun making a comeback last year but had to drop out of a movie because she needed surgery. What kind of surgery? Because of her past nose candy use, her entire nose had to be reconstructed and then had to have surgery on both of her cheeks as well. After taking almost an entire year off to recover she is back working and is in a big fall movie. (CDAN)
So whose mug looks like it just came out of the Tupperware factory? My first thought was Tara Reid, but it could also be Brittany Murphy or Melanie Griffith?
Even though cameras seem to follow reality stars constantly, there are still many incidents that never make it to your small screen. For example, it wasn’t until recently that you learned that this reality couple split up last year, but continued to act like a couple for the cameras for at least eight months after the breakup. With the encouragement of the show’s producers, they covered up the truth for the sake of ratings and dollars.
Here’s another example: It seems that one star of the same show was involved in a hit and run last year, but managed to completely skirt any legal ramifications. She hit a parked car, causing substantial damage, but continued on her way without stopping. Well, witnesses wrote down the license number - which was not difficult to remember as it was a vanity plate - and the police soon came knocking at her door. According to two different neighbors, the reality star began yelling “I did not stop because I’m a public figure! You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!” Despite this admission of guilt, she was never charged with a crime, nor was it ever mentioned on the reality show. Fast payouts to the municipality and to the car’s owner may have had the effect of soothing ruffled feathers and rumpled fenders. (Blind Gossip)
The Gosselins? And Kate didn't stop, because her possum head gets nervous around cops.
Which slightly horsey yet sexy young actress is a lesbian, gamely accessorized with one of those perennial girlfriend-slash-assistants? What does that say about her boyfriend? (La Dolce Musto via Blindsmack)
Miley Cyrus? Or Anne Hathaway?
What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit? (La Dolce Musto via Blindsmack)
Vadge used to be so much fun back in the day. Although, this could be Charo. You know that trick has a wild past.
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whoever it is, i'm disappointed that not enough hollywood actors are dying of coke/heroin overdoses; more celebrity drug over doses, please.
1- Sarah Michelle Gellar?
2- The Gosselins?
3- Hillary Duff? Anne Hathaway? Jessica Biel?
4- Madonna, Cher or Fergie? Fergie I think.
That last one has Fergie written all over it!
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. The Gooseggs
3. Anne Hathaway
4. Fergie
Jessica Biel liking women? That's fucking hot.
Jessica Biel kissing a girl: http://www.popsugar.com/33397. I think she's #3.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 6:38pm.
Vous avez raison. I get confused easily.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:33pm.
Doesn't "once married" mean "formerly"?
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WAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Stop jizzing on my post!!!
I was quoting Blindsmackmyass....it stays!
I was jumping ahead of myself...I meant NICOLE but it referred to the little lawngnome Tommygirl....IT STAYS!!! *grumbling* NON!, vous êtes stupide. IT STAYS!
How about Hillary Duff for #3?
All I wanna know is who is getting the Coke sprayed up their nose?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
#1. Rose McGowan
#2. Smells like a Kardassian to me, (Kim is sooo vanity plate material), and the couple is Shannon Elizabeth and the Mormon DWTS dude, (he and Mark are so obvious a couple).
#3. I'm going out on a limb and saying Blake Lively, wasn't she supposedly dating one of the obvious gay boy castmates?
#4. Fergie's too obvious, Kendra or Chynna
Prob'ly wrong on all, but time will tell...
natasha lyonne?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I thought Rose McGowan for #1.
Gosselins for #2.
No idea for #3.
Fergie for #4. Eeeew.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:33pm.
Doesn't "once married" mean "formerly"?
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Erm.. wouldn';t that be nicole?
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Horsey! Bwahahahahaha!
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:33pm.
Doesn't "once married" mean "formerly"?
Look what I found on IMDB - Could this description be any funnier? I'll see if you can guess which part I'm talking about hahahahhaa
Nine is the musical re-telling of Federico Fellini's semi-autobiographical "8 and a half". It tells the story of Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis), a world famous famous film director as he confronts an epic mid-life crisis with both creative and personal problems. He must balance the many women of his life, including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren).
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Stop jizzing up the keyboard...MY TURN!
1)zzzzzzz tara reid zzzzzzzz......
2)The Gosselins fer sur....zzzzzzz boring zzzzzzz
3)I have to agree...Hilary Duff....loves the muff...munch munch munch munch munch MUNCH!
4) this is CHER....there was talk she was munching on Kate Jackson back in the day....
..but M.K....you left out a little morsel from Blindsmack and it's
"Which actress who was once married to that biggie tells gossip-seeking friends, “I’m not allowed to talk about that based on the terms of our agreement,” rather than say the much simpler, “No, he’s not”?"
the answer please: TOMMYGIRL!!!
I just love messing with the little prick and his beard.....you can't fly under the radar forever Tommy....we're EVERYWHERE!!!!
*singin'*
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
We'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
We'll be watching you...
GOODNIGHT JOHN BOY!!!
I thought Anne Hathaway & the co-star from The Princess Diaries were in a relationship for ages?
I'd go with Biel with that one though, not one man I know thinks she's attractive.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
PLEASE ANSWER!
Does anyone really believe Josh Du-whatev is actually atracted to Fugs? Merkin-beard marriage made in Hollywood. Fo sho.
Holy Fuck...
I looked up biel's assistant.... turns out she used to be lohan's assistant and when she left lindsay to be biel's assistant there was a HUGE blowup....
interesting
I agree with the Hogans. JT is gay.
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
3.) Wasnt there a rumor/outright lie/true story about Annalynne and SamRo around the first breakup? But since Anne is single, im going w/ Jessica. JT may be too coked up to get it up.. And shes built like a WNBA All-Star.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:34pm.
HUH. Okay, so why is she even dating JT at all?
PR purposes. word on the street is that thier so called relationship is nothing but a faux-mance(show n tell)
figures!
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
I admit I have been in a self induced coma for a few years but what about the Hogans for #2. It seems like I remember reading about Linda hitting a parked car and leaving the scene but someone got her license #. Does anyone remember reading that? And it was obvious there was trouble in that marriage while they were still doing the show.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:34pm.
HUH. Okay, so why is she even dating JT at all?
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
#1 - Brittany Murphy - her face HAS changed , nose and all.
#2 - prob Kate
#3 - Anne Hathaway - there have been rumors even before her Italian con man was arrested.
#4 - Fergie - I can TOTALLY see that!!!! Gah! That face!
Thanks for the pics filthybitch.. totally forgot about that.
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1 - No clue but wouldn't la lohan be too obvs for a Blind Item?
2 - Gosselin and too funny. I'm a public figure. My new quote.
3 - Biel. haha justin take that.
4 - Again, everyone knows Fergie had a meth problem so what if she ate snatch. Too obvious for a Blind Item so I'll say Pink. Get it girl.
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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:29pm.
...And you know JT doesn't care about having sex with Biel because he's too busy giving himself handjobs while listening to his own music and staring into the mirror.
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I have no problem believing that.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:29pm.
Yeah, I'd bet money that #3 is Biel. Miley Cyrus is horsey, but SEXY? Puhlease. Anne Hathaway doesn't have a boyfriend right now, does she? Biel fits because she has a boyfriend, is horsey but (at least used to be) sexy, and just has a kind of butch vibe about her. Although maybe that's just my vision being clouded by her man shoulders. But even in the way she moves and talks...she's just not very feminine. And you know JT doesn't care about having sex with Biel because he's too busy giving himself handjobs while listening to his own music and staring into the mirror.
LMAO so true
ha thanks capitanne! *smooches*
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:29pm.
JT doesn't care about having sex with Biel because he's too busy giving himself handjobs while listening to his own music and staring into the mirror.
LOL!
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1. Sharon Stone
2. The Goss
3. Biel
4. Fergie fo shizzle.
#2 MK got. I think Fergie for the last one, she's the queen of reformed (sure, let's go with reformed) Meth Heads.
Horsey lesbian? Heidi Montag,although they said "boyfriend" not husband. Anne Hathaway is a good guess.
#1 I pictured Brittany Murphy but it sounds like a lot of the girls in Hollywood unfortunatley
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Remember this?
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-biel/jessica-...
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
When was Lara Flynn Boyle ever a B+ List movie star? The only movies I can think with her are Wayne's World and a shiteous early-90's thriller called The Temp with Timothy Hutton, lol.
Yeah, I'd bet money that #3 is Biel. Miley Cyrus is horsey, but SEXY? Puhlease. Anne Hathaway doesn't have a boyfriend right now, does she? Biel fits because she has a boyfriend, is horsey but (at least used to be) sexy, and just has a kind of butch vibe about her. Although maybe that's just my vision being clouded by her man shoulders. But even in the way she moves and talks...she's just not very feminine. And you know JT doesn't care about having sex with Biel because he's too busy giving himself handjobs while listening to his own music and staring into the mirror.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by researchbot on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:24pm.
You know all types of freaky shit goes on at the Playboy Mansion. Men probably paid Fergie Ferg to lick some 'gina for their viewing pleasure
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I didn't think of that.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
I think AnnaLynne will be coming out very soon after her breakup with Kellan recently
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:28pm.
What does eating girls out have to do with having a meth addiction??? I'm so confused with the last blind item!!!
You know all types of freaky shit goes on at the Playboy Mansion. Men probably paid Fergie Ferg to lick some 'gina for their viewing pleasure
Having the benefit of reading everyone else's guesses, here's the right line-up!
1. Lara Flynn Boyle (genius, Sunshine Gang)
2. Gosselins (obvious)
3. Jessica Beil (another genius, Cantstandbitches)
4. Fergie (obvious)
1. Laura Flynn certainly
2. Goss
3. I'm going with Anna Lynn McCord
4. It's pink
I don't think Hillary Duff is horsey. Way more chipmunk than horsey. I also don't think they'd vaguely refer to Miley as just a young actress. I think it's Biel. I always got a dyke vibe from her since I first saw her in 7th Heaven.
Brittany Murphy popped into my head immediately for #1. I don't think it's Natasha Lyonne, I would never have considered her B list and right now I don't think she's on ANY list.
#2 & 4 are sooo obvious.
If not Brittany, then Natasha Lyonne for #1.
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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:09pm.
Is the horsey face Jessica Biel? I don't know why I thought of her; maybe because she always seemed sorta lezzie to me...
you aint the only one, she always seem lezzie to me
the last one is definitely fergie.
Is the horsey face Jessica Biel? I don't know why I thought of her; maybe because she always seemed sorta lezzie to me...
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I was thinking the last one is Fergie. And I'm a little sad that MK didn't use this other one I had up:
2. Which soul legend approves outfits after being presented with drawings of them in a size two? (If she says, “Uh-huh,” her designer proceeds to make them in a size 2000.)
PUT A BOW ON IT!
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
1 - Since when is Tara Reid C list? I don't think she's even D list. Melanie Griffith is old Hollywood "royalty", an Oscar nominated actress, so probably fits the C/B+, but did she have any projects last year? I think Brittany Murphy.
2 - Could be just about any "reality" tv monkey, but Kate Gosselin seems the type to scream "but I'm a public figure!" lol
3 - umn...horse face...Rumer Willis? Miley and Hillary are good guesses, though.
4 - Methinks Fergie. Other possibility: Pink, but I don't think so. Who goes by one name and hung out at the Playboy Mansion? I don't see Madonna needing to trade her services for meth.
The first one is Lara Flynn Boyle