Kourtney Kardashian Is Still Talking About Her Unborn Baby
Shouldn't Kourtney Kardashian be negotiating a reality show starring her fetus or trying to sell her ultrasound scans to the tabloids? Instead, Kourtney is still here, yap yap yapping away. Kourt has already told us that she got knocked up, because she kind of forgot to take her birth control pills. Now, she's telling People Magazine that she thought about having an abortion.
How precious. I hope Kourtney is cutting out these touching articles and putting them in her baby book.
Kourtney is speaking out, because she has a reality shit show to whore out. And because she feels that women don't thoroughly think through their options, "I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal." Kourtney went on to queef that she wanted to know what risks she would face if she had an abortion, so she talked about it with her doctor. Kourtney's physician, Dr. Sarah Palin, told her, "There is nothing you will ever regret about having the baby, but you may regret not having the baby."
After speaking with her doctor and agreeing with what they had to say, Kourtney went on the internet to do her own research, "I looked online, and I was sitting on the bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion. I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. I was just sitting there crying, thinking, 'I can't do that.' And I felt in my body, this is meant to be. God does things for a reason, and I just felt like it was the right thing that was happening in my life. For me, all the reasons why I wouldn't keep the baby were so selfish: It wasn't like I was raped, it's not like I'm 16. I'm 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time."
Kourtney, your fetus faxed me (it's old-school like that) and it wants you to stop airing out its business! It might be a Kardashian, but I don't think its famewhore gene is fully developed yet.
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Submitted by Sessee on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:05am.
I would laugh so hard if she miscarries or if the baby's stillborn.
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I'm a card carrying member of the ECC (Evil Commentors Club) but damn not so much on the miscarriage but the stillborn...woa.
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Granted, I haven't read every single comment so I apologize if I am stepping on someone's very well thought out, very important question that I, myself am about to ask.
The really important business about this whole baby K thing is: Do you think it will be safe for a baby of, oh, like 10 minutes old, to be wearing SevinNyne (sic-or-wtfever). Maybe, just maybe, we will be witnessing a rare evolutionary jump when the baby comes out the shade of ooompah loompah. If this happens we can shut up all the ID advocates and finally make Kansas see reality.
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"I would laugh so hard if she miscarries or if the baby's stillborn."
That is a really horrible thing to say.
Yeah, all three of those douchebags suck, but it's not like the baby had a choice who its mother was.
Grow the fuck up.
I don't care for humans in general and I sure as hell ain't religious, but I think abortions are disgusting.
There are some situations where it is the best option i.e rape cases, or where the woman will be shit at being a mother, but I hate how people think it's not a big deal. I've seen the footage of women pushing out their aborted babies, and it's absolutely abominable.
It's not as bad as when the baby is maybe under four weeks, but beyond two months the whole thing feels really, really wrong.
Women have to stop using abortion as a replacement for condoms.
Fuck pro-lifers? Fuck pro-choice. If we gave humans a choice about everything, we would be totally out of control like the animals we are.
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Baby was better off aborted. Like the world really needs more people of the Kardashian ilk.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I would laugh so hard if she miscarries or if the baby's stillborn.
Oh so the fact that she got pregnant because the dumbass forgot her pills means that the hand of God was in it?
I guess she could be right. God made her THAT stupid, ergo God wants her pregnant.
enough about this talentless, classless sleaze. who cares what she or her skank siblings have to say about anything? she acts like she's the only one who has ever gotten knocked up. i also like how she thinks she's a legitimate celebrity. HAHAHAHA yeah oookay, get over yourself bitch. i've never been pregnant because i'm not stupid like this chick (didn't she tell some magazine she "forgot" to take her birth control? that's why this mess happened? omg.) and i'm pro choice but would i ever tell a fricking magazine that "i thought about having an abortion?" no!
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The only blessing on this child is that, I'm assuming, it won't be a Kardashian! It will be surrounded by them however..
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Slutleena, I agree with you.
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So let me get this straight:
The sisters of a talentless whore, who became famous for having a sex tape and being friends with another talentless whore who had a sex tape has a show? I'm all for gossip but I tire of hearing about these trollops who live off feeding us contrived stories about their lives.
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Ahhh, and I hoped she would have an abortion. We don't need another Kardashian.
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The really scary thing is stopping and thinking how this story actually got posted. We almost know who she is, because her sister is a former friend of Paris Hilton, who is famous for NOTHING. It's like an evolutionary chart of uselessness. And stupid monkeyfighters like MK give it column space. There were probably 10 million people on the planet this year that appeared in a movie, or a commercial, or acted, or sang, or farted in an interesting way. She did none of the above, yet interesting people like Lee Majors get completely ignored.
Bet I had you until the end.
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This spinoff of hers and the Beast make me nervous...it can only mean Spencer Pratt's sister will get a show next.
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It doesn't matter what your opinion on abortion is; this chick is a true dumbass & fame whore. She's pimping out her unborn fetus already. Simply put, she was leg spread & heels up for 5 minutes after she conveniently "forgot" to take her birth control. Bitch wants to get paid; that's all this is about. You can expect a lot more stupid braindead salacious comments from her in the future; they'll increase the price of her kid's pics when it's born...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:46pm.
TV, I get so annoyed with the people who watch their stupid fucking show. THEY are to blame! What could possibly be so entertaining about these spoiled schmucks?
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I'm as guilty as they are, I always look at the toilet as I piss in it. Thinking of the Kardashians makes me go hands-free though.
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TV, I get so annoyed with the people who watch their stupid fucking show. THEY are to blame! What could possibly be so entertaining about these spoiled schmucks?
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I think her parents should abort her retroactively, but that's no reflection on my opinion on abortion, just on Kardashians.
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sexytime: I respect your opinion, even though I disagree. I had a similar change of heart, although in the opposite direction. I used to be pro-life until I hit puberty and started baby-sitting for spending money.
Anyhoo, I propose that SOME pro-lifers are just bigots. (Not saying that about YOU). If it were women on welfare having abortions, I bet there wouldn't be so much opposition. After all, those undesirables are breeding like crazy just to get a bigger check from the government, dontcha know.
And all those white girls from the suburbs are having hush-hush abortions. Just think of all the blonde little babies that are being aborted. It's criminal, with all the loving Christian couples dying to adopt a white baby they can pass off as their own.
I've been to the rallies, seen the protestors. They're always white. Food for thought.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:17pm.
WHEN will these stupid fucking assholes disappear from my life? I hate them, and they hace no fucking business being famous!!!!
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WHEN will these stupid fucking assholes disappear from my life? I hate them, and they hace no fucking business being famous!!!!
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"WHY IS SHE "FAMOUS"?? FOR HAVING A WHORE SISTER? IF THESE FUCKING MORONS WHO WATCH THESE FUCKING SHITTY 'REALITY' SHOWS WOULD GET A FUCKING LIFE AND SPEND TIME DOING SOMETING BETTER THAN WATCH 3 UGLY SISTERS WHINE AND BITCH ABOUT THEIR "TOUGH" LIVES, THESE CUNTS WOULD HAVE NO MONEY..AKA I WOULD NOT HAVE TO HEAR OR SEE THESE KARDAISIN SLUTS EVER AGAIN!! FUCK YOU KOURTNEY!!!"
Great idea, but no one will listen. In this society these days, stupidity begets rewards. How come we've got all these tools? Because of the morons that spawned them. Believe me, I see so many tabloids with pictures of these celebutards and it's close to me throwing up all over the grocery store.
Nevertheless, lighten up on the caps. You get into some shit when you do that.
"Someone should host an event and invite Jon and Kate, the Kardashians, all those turds from the Hills, Paris Hilton...actually all the Hiltons, and all the Lohans, and then torch the place. Seriously, all those people would for sure attend if you offered them media coverage and ten dollars...maybe not Paris. Wait, does that mean Paris is a peg above the rest of these losers?! Haha, sucks to be them."
Oh, Jon and Kate are another bunch of idiots. I don't know them from a hole in the wall, but I do know that they LOVE publicity and basically rub their so-called perfect life in our face. First off, they're exploiting their kids, for crying out loud. If being rich means you have to be preppy and just arrogant, then I'm glad I'm middle class. These two, along with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, make the other celebutards look like good Samaritans.
See, I'm not against you guys like you think I was back in July.
I respect her for having morals and calling out people who are telling her nonchalantly to just abort (i.e. kill) the baby. I used to be one of those "pro-choice" promoting libs, but then I broke out of my liberal brainwashing, starting thinking for myself, and realized, hey, when you have an abortion, you are ending a life! Period! People are being brainwashed into thinking that abortion gives more power to women, but the real agenda behind it being promoted is population control! And all the little sheep fall for it.
Abortion or not this girl is stupid.
I wouldn't have any regrets but her feelings are her own, it's when you start harping about god and saying sh-t like that that pisses me off. Just because Christian fundamentalists or your pastor tell you it's right doesn't mean people who don't feel that way aren't. It's called choice. Get over yourself. No one gives a shit.
LMFAOOOO @z-listed. I know, right? You would think she's the first dumb whore who forgot to swallow a birth control pill. The only reason she's having this kid is because it will bring her attention, she would have been running straight to the clinic otherwise.
Who the hell is this skank, anyway? And why in the fuck do we care about her bastard child???
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I'm glad she didn't to decide to abort the baby. That is just plain wrong. Good for Kourtney, now let's see how good of a mom she will be...
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Why does anyone care what this Yeast infection has to say?
Heidi Montag 2.0. Drunken whore, please!! You desperately wanted to trap Scott you obsessive nutjob.
Oh for gods sake bitch, you are not the first slut to get pregnant, shut up and get over yourself!
God does things for a reason....Well apparently the human race has been ultra naughty again, hence your presence on the planet, huh, Kourt?
Well, I suppose someone has to be this generation's poster child for birth control.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:30pm.
This entire family needs a blindfold, a cigarette, and a firing squad.
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IV, normally I like you, but this comment got under my skin! NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE in that family deserves a blindfold or a cigarette...
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I wish she would keep God out of it. You forgot your stupid birth contol and he didn't wear a condom. And how is gonna lie and say that she is in love with somebody when they broke up and broke off their engagement.
And why do any of them have their own show and money?
This entire family needs a blindfold, a cigarette, and a firing squad.
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"Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Not every woman who chooses abortion regrets it. I know plenty of women who were relieved as hell to have the option. EDIT: SOME of them now desperately love the children they were ready to have."
Thank you for taking all this drama out of abortion.....sometimes its just a medical procedure -and I for one will NEVER regret the abortions Ive had and I dont know anyone whose had one who does...
Theres way too many unwanted babies being born and I dont see the pro life religious nuts lining up to take care of them....
Worst thing is that its being reported what this tedious moron is saying....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Do you know what this dumb bitch needs? I'll tell you what she needs: a hard punch to the stomach, preferably followed by a fall down the stairs. Problem solved. Oh, not her problem. Mine. I can't stand this useless twat.
Scene: Recess
"Hey Katrina/Kevin!" (you know the kid's name will start with a k)
"You look really cute today. Oh here's an article I found of your mom saying you were born cause her dumbass forgot her pill and she couldn't decided if she wanted your ass. Oh and btw here's the video of your aunt getting pissed on by some wannabe rapper. Toodles!" xoxo
Yeah because she's never had an abortion before.
"Kourtney's physician, Dr. Sarah Palin..."
BWHAHAHAHA.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:16pm.
Well put. I agree 100%
Submitted by ronnyk on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:09pm.
Too bad her mother didn't have a bunch of abortions.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 6:32pm.
Let's check in with the child in 16 years and see if they wouldn't have preferred to be aborted shall we?
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TITS youre a genius =D
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Let's check in with the child in 16 years and see if they wouldn't have preferred to be aborted shall we?
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that entire family needs to be shot so they stop reproducing....
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i'm waiting for the inevitable sex tape of this twit to make itself known any minute now...
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