Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Ricky Martin And His BABIES!!!
Ricky Martin is looking so damn serious in this picture he posted on his website of his 1-year-old twinsies. It's like he's saying, "I come in peace. Take these babies as an offering." No, thanks, but I'll take a piece of you instead, Ricky.
Seriously, I've never gotten the tingles in a major way for Ricky, but dude is looking hot. I guess being around baby shit fumes, nose smegma, banana vomit and SpongeBob SquarePants does a body good. Yeah, that can't be it. If that was the case, Jon Gosselin wouldn't look like something the Pillsbury Doughboy's asshole coughed up.
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All babies look like bobbleheads to me until they are about 3 things just aren't proportionate until then. Those boys are the CUTEST babies I've seen in a long time. Ricky looks great.
"Daddy, do we have a mommy??"
"Sort of, well, not really. She accepted a huge check from Daddy and agreed to stay out of your lives forever."
Buying babies. Gotta love it.
Oh, and the darker haired one looks like a baby Pigez.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
They are adorable and Ricki looks better than ever while with them.
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Did they use his spermies for these ankle biters?If not let's just hope he's got all his paperwork in order. We don't need another Michael Jackson custody fest in the future.
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I was a Ricky die hard fan when I was 16 and I've always thought he was a sweetheart. I dont give a damn if he is gay or straight, bi or likes with with animals!
Those two babies are the cutest thing! and I dont even like babehs. I think is adorable one came out kinda ginge and the other brunette!
How did Miss Ricky get pregnant to make those babies?
Did someone corn-hole her so good she got a double dose of leche?
God! he IS SUCH a POOF!
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They are really cute baby boys.
Ricky Martin is gay, end of story.
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Im with you on this one. Everyone looks really disconected. Demz behbehs look WAY TOO SERIOUS....i know everyone will shoot me down but as someone who has worked with pre school lil ens for years it is always good to have both male and female energy around to balance things weather or not you are gay straight or bi. I dont give a damn what yr sexual pref is but all these celebs (M.J included) you can go around incubising humans as an extention of your own ego...These two popetts need a fun injection ....it all looks very lonely.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I've never been a fan but like many here, I think he seems like a nice guy and I wish them the best. To those who are honest and admit that not all babies are cute: Right on! No, not all kids are cute, especially those that show up on shows like Jay Leno and shout out answers to questions which makes everyone laugh which in turn makes the kid shout LOUDER. Ugh! :? I said it wasn't cute or precocious and got virtual shit thrown at me. LOL, no, not all kids are cute.
shut the smurf up-I agree with you 100%. I think JLo's twins are downright fugly. I also don't believe all kids are cute esp. celeb kids. I may get stoned for saying this, but I always thought Suri Cruise was a funky looking kid. I still do.
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Jlo twins look like their father... sorry they are UGLY.
Not all kids are cute, That is a fact.
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Those are some cute kids. Far cuter than JLo's twins, IMHO.
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:11pm.
it's like the Jerry Lewis telethon, which is coming up soon, like my Mexican dinner.
hahaha. True charity happens when no one else is watching.
He is the butthole poker, livin' la vida choker!!
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Call me an inglorious old basterd, but no, I'm not buying. This is the 2nd time in a short period Ricquita has been seen in a photo op with kids, shirtless. Yeah, yeah, I know it's at the beach, but... He has it both ways: showing what a proud sperm donor he is and loves kids, and also that he's still smokin' hot. Look, there's no getting around it that the kids are props, and he looks about as interested in them as Clay Aiken would appear if you grabbed him by the peen and forced him to look at a vintage copy of Hustler. It's perfectly understandable that a gay man would want to show the world that gay men aren't a threat to children, and do charitable work to prove it, but it's like the Jerry Lewis telethon, which is coming up soon, like my Mexican dinner. Lewis is no longer a star, and neither is Ricky, but their charities keep their names before the public. Question: If it's really all about you, are you really charitable?
They all look discombobulated somehow.... like super Photoshopped into each other and the scene... it's really weird.
I'm scared.
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I think it's adorable. Ricky seems like such genuinely nice guy.
Apparently before he had the babies, he was working in south america with disadvantaged girls to stop them turning to prostitution by helping them get educated and learn work skills.
He also did huge amounts of work after katrina.
No one heard about it cos he isn't an attention whore like most celebs who will only help any one to help them selves look better.
He and his sweet bebehs deserve all the happiness in the world
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
The baby on the right looks like he needs a cigar and a poker table.
I like Ricky Martin, regardless of his lifestyle. He seems like a genuine person, so kudos to him.
those babies don't even look related.
The heads on those children seems oddly out of proportion to their little bodies.
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Ricki's stiff cuz he thinks we'll still believe he's straight. Just be gay and relax already.
The behbeh on the right could TOTALLY star in a "The Omen" remake...Sorry but that kid is CREEPAY!!!!
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ADORABLE.
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Ahhhh. Good for him .Why not ? Single parenthood looks good on him.
double post - the gay gods razzed me for going after one my own, I guess.
aw, who am I kidding - that's the stuff the gay gods live for!
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There's the door, spaceman.
Babies are not cute. Ricky looks the best he has in years. The glass door on his closet and fatherhood have done him well.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Ricky is HAWT, and those bebehs are cute.
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Aw, i've got nothing bad to say about ricky. He's always seemed like a sweet guy...he probably couldn't give two shits that his career isn't doing anything. I LOVE that, despite the public feeling like they have a right to know all his business, he keeps it to himself. Good for him. Kardassians of the world should take note.
Oh mah gaaaahhh, Reeeeeeky Maht'in.......
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Does he need to come out? I thought it was already a pretty sure thing that he is gay. I just assumed he is like the majority of gay men. Why vocalize what is already known, just so people can complain about that "gay agenda" thing that no homosexual can define. Anyway, gay or straight, the man is excellent eye candy.
i guess the rumor that eduardo verastegui is the sperm donor must be true u can see the resemblance, specially in the one wit blue (?) eyes
http://www.latingossip.com/ricky-martin/rumors-that-ricky-martin-used-ed...
Between Ricky & Kenny.....I'm overloading on the gayness today.
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Did he come out too like Clay Pigeon, er, that guy on Idol? I can't recall. Anyway the kids do not look like him.. he did use his sperm and a donor egg basket, yes?
Aw, he wanted to be a daddy. He looks sweet with them! I sorta like this bitch. No idea why, maybe b/c no stories about him being a screaming asshole like so many others celebrities.
Submitted by VaNcItY on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:07pm.
The dark haired one on the right looks like Maddie Sandler
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EXACTLY!! I was sittin here tryin to figure out who it was!
...neither one looks comfortable with him - like stunt babies who don't really know the person holding them...they look like they're looking for their nanny not their Ricky mommy...
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I get him confused with that woman from that
miami/cuban band that was popular a few years ago
oh yes gloria esteban??
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The dark haired one on the right looks like Maddie Sandler
lmao at Raul and chirio
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Those babehs
1) don't look at all alike
2) look all out of proportion. Stoney, you are totally right! They have long adult-ish limbs instead of short stubby baby limbs.
Ricky Baby looks HAWT.
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WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!!!
He be gripping them babies like he just saw Vadge and HOlie coming at him pushing shopping cart!
Exactly gia... mad props though for raising babies- he looks like a caring and doting father.
Cute kids.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:34pm.
gia: me too... but I like some of his music and he seems asexual to me.
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Yes, I totally get the asexual vibe too & that probably adds to my lack of interest in him.
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I just saw these pictures on the other site, and it said that Ricky had the twins through a surrogate mother. He is their real daddy. Their names are Valentino and Matteo.
Well, the dark-haired twinie on the right looks as if he's getting ready to VERY seriously audition to be Donald Trumps [next] Apprentice, version 3.O. LOL....
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
He looks very peaceful. Maybe he came out to more people, or perhaps fatherhood just suits him. He always looked uptight and was trying too hard in his heyday. Fatherhood might have also put things in perspective for him, hence the relaxed look. (God I hope there's no report coming out about he neglects them). Anyway, they are super cute and he looks hotter than I've ever seen him look. Yay for all of them. I hope the babies have a happy life.
Hi rotten_egg: wha what up! ha. for reals, when I saw them they look like lawyers. so odd. look at the dark haired baby...he's like "Ima sue you bAitch, give me ur Monay" ( goes to corner and hides from lawyer looking bebesssss)
Coma Caca!!
Whoa, those babies look like mini adults. Like from those weird Medieval paintings before artists understand baby proportions.
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