The Tortoise And The Harebrain
Even though that turtle is dead, stuffed, dehydrated and shellacked, it's still more sane in the brains than Courtney Love. Earlier this morning, CLove posted these pictures on her Twitter of her in bed with a taxidermy turtle. Yes, it's come to this. Only a dead turtle will get in bed with Court.....after she forces it. But seriously, is Court confusing turtles with toads and thinks that if you lick 'em up good you'll start walking on sunshine?
And if you aren't following Court's Twitter, you must. Your eyes may turn inside out from trying to figure out what the hell she's writing about, but it's worth it. Court's Twitter has taken me places I've never before. Whenever I'm done reading it, I drink a big glass of orange juice to keep my roll going.
VIA The Sun
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kurt is sooooo glad he killed himself.
"Anyone really care? I think ppl were semi-interested when she was Kurt Cobain's wife, but ... she can't stand on her own without being bizarre. The only place her pic should be is in the dictionary as an example of Attention Ho."
Shouldn't you be on the Mariah Post ?
I thought it was a turd on her head
I fully thought that was Cameron Diaz.
She looks fantastic
I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
I guess she heard those turtle sex videos were popular?
The human landfill.
I can smell the piss and nicotine from here...
Court and Dreamboat win the prizes for "Most disgusting fingers of all time"
Imagine if they opened a sandwich shop
Blllllllllllluuuuurrrrrrrghhhhhhh
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Reminds me of this:
Note: You'll never be able to look a turtle in the eye again. :D
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:12am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:59am.
Raul Duke, you made me Google ATM, and now I need therapy.
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Sorry, I just hate shills pinpin' that shit on here.
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I agree 100%. It's just that I recently got done paying for the therapy necessary when I Googled "salad tossing." Not to mention "tub girl."
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Harebrain? HEROINBRAIN, more like! She's a mess.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
Submitted by govt_cheese on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:46am.
The only place her pic should be is in the dictionary as an example of Attention Ho.
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BANG ON!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
She's so random! LOL!
Anyone really care? I think ppl were semi-interested when she was Kurt Cobain's wife, but ... she can't stand on her own without being bizarre. The only place her pic should be is in the dictionary as an example of Attention Ho.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Aw, come on, give C Lo a break! The second picture is actually pretty cute. Though I do wish she would spend more time in the studio making this new Hole record and less time "twat"ting (as she calls it).
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just keep your expectations low...
Frances Bean is clubbing all over NYC, just turned 17 a couple of days ago. Courtney for Mother of the year! Hey now her twat is protected, what did yall do to lil Courtney that she wont let us see her babbling?
At first glance I thought it was Cameron Diaz
Something tells me you don't even wanna smell that turtle's head.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Now we know where turtles catch salmonela.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:08am.
Submitted by pizza on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:05am.
Buenos días mi amor panecillo pequeño!
Mornin baby
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
Crazy, YES THEY ARE! * tazes self for being such a naughty boy*
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:59am.
Raul Duke, you made me Google ATM, and now I need therapy.
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Sorry, I just hate shills pinpin' that shit on here.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:06am.
There jiggling baby!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by pizza on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:05am.
Buenos días mi amor panecillo pequeño!
Maybe she keeps Kurt's ashes in that turtle's shell?
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:48am.
Hey Raul! Got your message back! :)
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Quiero bofetada a su alrededor enormes tetas!
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:02am.
Submitted by pizza on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:59am.
where the fuck do you go about getting a stuffed turtle? Damn, bitch is uba crazy!
Hey watch how you use the word Crazy!!! ;)
*TAZES MYSELF IN THE FACE*
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
I would add her to my Twitter acct., but I don't have time to learn another language. (Crackenese)
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Crazy/Forever
Submitted by pizza on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:59am.
where the fuck do you go about getting a stuffed turtle? Damn, bitch is uba crazy!
Hey watch how you use the word Crazy!!! ;)
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:48am.
Hey Raul! Got your message back! :)
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
where the fuck do you go about getting a stuffed turtle? Damn, bitch is uba crazy!
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"The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes" - Cyrus The Virus
Raul Duke, you made me Google ATM, and now I need therapy.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
SOMEBODY SAVE THE TURTLE!
WHERE'S PETA WE YOU NEED THEM!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
I watched a documentary on the biography channel last weekend about Kurt Cobain. It almost made me feel sorry for Clove...almost.
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*Blondeface*
LOL Raul & SuckandFuck!
Snarf - ITA... and my favorite all time reality show was Anna Nicole.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
How unsanitary.
Why doesn't this woman have her own reality TV show? Waaaaaaay more entertaining than Paula, and clearly not as sad as Anna Nicole, nor as boring as Posh (sorry Posh. Your a glamourpuss, but a little dull - watching other people shop gets stale after a while) I think it would be a hit. The film crew would probably dread going to work though.
LOL suckandfuck !!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
KILLIN ROCK STARS, TURTLES AND EYEBALLS. COURTNEY'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
Only a dead turtle will get in bed with Court
(deep sigh)Alas, at least she has the dead turtle...
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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...
Bats in the belfry fer sure!
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"You were always where the sun could never go~
I never wanted you to be alone~but I couldn't find a way to help you grow"
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:43am.
The scary part is there was actually another person in her bed to take the pictures. Poor sap.
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It was probably her daughter, FB...after Court passed out, FB probably posed her in unspeakable turtle sex acts...so that FB can use the pictures in her tell-all in a few years.
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I’d hate to be the one to have to tell her that that’s not actually a hat.
But under the circumstances, probably the best pet CLove should own.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
why did the stuffed turtle cross the road?
to get away from Clove's scary ass!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I'm surprised she didn't have Kurt stuffed and mounted and then charged admission..
The scary part is there was actually another person in her bed to take the pictures. Poor sap.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
damn you MK for making me send her a friend request
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton