Thursday, August 20th 2009

Is Caster Semenya Actually A Dude?

South African runner Caster Semenya (hehehe...she has semen in her name...hehehe) won the gold in the women's 800-meter at the World Championships in Berlin last night, but officials may snatch (peen, I mean, pun intended) away her victory if it turns out she's really a dude. Some hos think that 18-year-old Caster might have some man in her, so they are forcing her to undergo a series of gender tests performed by a bunch of doctors and experts.

Officials say they don't believe that Caster cheated by having a sex change, but they think she has a "medical condition." Basically, they think she has both male and female chromosomes (aka a case of the Lady GaGas). If the test results reveal that Caster is a dude, they will strip her of her gold medal. They haven't said what will happen if she's got a peen and a pooner.

Caster's daddy told a South African paper, "She is my little girl. ... I raised her and I have never doubted her gender. She is a woman and I can repeat that a million times."

You know, this could easily be resolved in a matter of seconds. Just get Tommy Girl to sniff her up and down. If his extra terrestrial peen stays limp like a soggy noodle and his Scientolohole doesn't slobber like a Mastiff, then Caster is 100% WOMAN! It's that easy.

That being said, I'd hit it. Well, bitch has got a hot BODY and I've got an active imagination. Let's do this.

Posted by: Michael K


That's so embarrassing if she's a girl...feel sorry for her

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Semenya won gold in the 800 m at the 2009 World Championships in Athletics with a time of 1:55.45 in the final, a personal best and the fastest time in the world that year. The International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) conducted a gender verification test in the weeks before the 800m event Championships to verify if she’s a female. People are willing to give short term loans to get Caster Semenya photos.

Is it a coincidence that his/her last name is Semenya ( Semen Ya ! )or I am I the only one who sees this as somewhat weird?

Photos don't do this dude justice, he has the voice and mannerisms of a man 100%.

literarylioness's picture

That's a woman?

wildbillygoatboy's picture

Maybe if she did something about her eyebrows.....?

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pigger_than_life's picture

Hmmm... I don't know, when she's standing up holding the flag she doesn't seem to have a lot of bulge (maybe just a bit of an over-sized chocha), so if she has a peen it's really a tiny one or it's very well concelaed, and besides she DOES have breasts. Maybe she's just some butchy looking dyke? That wouldn't disqualify her in a women's competition, would it?

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Whatever's picture

So many athletes have been busted for cheating. I would not be one bit surprised if this was a guy.

Plecostomus's picture

I thought we'd all know all there is to know about The Crying Game by now.

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astriastar's picture

In an Austin Powers voice: "It's a man, baby!"

I swear I can see an adam's apple.

Sookie's picture

(hehehe...she has semen in her name...hehehe)
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LMAO

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Semenya is a man.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

I am going to say she's a bitch. I saw some chick trying to become a SEAL and I thought she was a dude until she spoke. Built just like a dude and shit. Hair cut... EVERYTHING!!!So it is not that far fetched that she is a she.

Like folks stated earlier why wait until she actually race to bring this shit up. She didn't just pop in that race overnight, she's been running for a long time.

Most female runners a little and lithe, but she's not I guess that is what is making her stand out from the rest.

A dude wouldn't do that arm shit, plus dudes that run have much stronger legs than this one.

ProfessorVP's picture

I am just appalled at these accusations. Can't everyone see what I see- an adorable little girl? If she were mine, I would dress her in a flowered print frock and matching sun bonnet, and stroll her up and down the avenue for onlookers to cluck at for being so cute and offer her hugs and lollipops. The doubters and naysayers can't be anything but jealous of the possessor of the sweetest dimples and girlish ways since Shirley Temple. As Lisa Marie Presley Jackson said when anyone dared raised doubts about her husband...
"They can eat it!"

woodhorse's picture

I've been reading all the comments on the photo of Semenya and I was wondering: is this a Rorschach test??

I see a butterfly.

yucko's picture

I think it's less unfortunate to consider how she might be humiliated if she actually turns out to be full "she" than it would be if she were XXY and outed to the world because of this shit. Not only might her medal be taken away, but now the world would know she's not a legitimate "real woman." That could fuck up your life.

I am shocked at how Caster Semenya is being treated in the media. I cannot believe 5fm ran a competition to guess the sex of various callers who took the time to partake in that deprecating show. I am disgusted at The Daily Voice for, amongst other things, their lack of tact and journalistic integrity for running pictures of Caster with super-imposed male genitalia. They, and all media, sore losers and jealous un-achievers that focus on Caster’s chromosomes or physical appearance instead of her exceptional win, should cease their parade of impudent degeneracy.

I am proud of those that have stood by Caster, to those that have acknowledged the greatness that resulted in a Gold medal and stand by through a difficult time.

Caster Semenya has done our country proud no matter what the invasive tests report. All who ridicule that outstanding athlete shame South Africa, our beloved country and I pity your impertinence and ignorance.

- Samantha J. Heydenrych, Cape Town.

madonnabeso's picture

the body of this person looks very masculine, especially the torso -it's much wider than all of the other women running with her. also most of the ladies now wear what look like bathing suit bottoms i can't help but wonder why she opted for the shorts. there is a look in her eyes that is that of a woman though. that might be because she thinks, feels and lives like a woman as well as being "part" woman

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:01pm.
Easy. If Semenya has ovaries and a uterus, s/he is a WOMAN.

There are some very good plastic surgeons, and it would be hard to tell by looking between someone's legs.

Women are equipped to gestate and give birth. If Semenya does not have the internal equipment to do that, she's not a woman. (In the sense that they are trying to determine, anyway).
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Also, DNA testing to make sure she's XX rather than XY. Receiving DNA results might be what's taking so long.

What humiliation if she's actually just a boyish looking lady. If she's really a she and not a con artist, then I hope she gets a nice apology for this fuckery.

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Niko's picture

Hekki,

glad you like it, he was quite hot actually.

Not making light of history the fact the Nazis put him up in room with a jewish girl to make sure he kept his peen in check is the weirdest of all.

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Hekki's picture

Okay, I know I've been here too much, but I also wonder why no one brought this up before.

Submitted by PhillipP on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:17pm.
Will someone please explain to me what there is to check beside if she has a dick that will take so long?

WORD. Dick check, takes two seconds.

Hekki's picture

Niko, that photo of Dora made me laugh out loud. (Partly because I know a dude who looks just like him!)

Really, sometimes people can't see the forest for the treets.

Niko's picture

@ agirl
So you've been into her trousers then??

To see a real sports guy pretending to be a lady (in Nazi Germany!!!!!!!) check out this cool dude:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_Ratjen

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PhillipP's picture

Will someone please explain to me what there is to check beside if she has a dick that will take so long?

mahaatma's picture

...I'm still wondering if Kenny Chesney is a man...

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Submitted by Brooke276 on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:43pm.

Even anorexics have breast buds of some sort. Even if it is just a small jutting of the nipples. This person has no breasts at all. This is definitely a man.

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Some of those other chicks running with her don't have any tits either. Anorexic is just not eating, these chicks are all muscle with barely any body fat.

I have no sympathy. It is unfair to the other athletes, who are female, to have a male disguised (and not even convincingly) as a female, allowed to compete against them.

Niko's picture

I feel really sorry for this girl (until proven otherwise). They surely could have made these test before the WC instead of exposing her to this witch hunt and the mobbing she gets from her opponents. I hope she can manage to enjoy her medal and the days in Berlin.

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Mel-Tang's picture

I'm really at a loss here....I can't say anything until I know what her true gender is. It doesn't matter, obviously, in matters of her personal life. But if she's going to compete, she needs to be classified in order for it to be fair to her and her competitors.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by madam s.: "I'm glad her dad sounds so sweet and supportive. I hope this all ends up fine for her and she's not too terribly shamed... it all has an ugly feeling."

I agree.

Hekki's picture

Easy. If Semenya has ovaries and a uterus, s/he is a WOMAN.

There are some very good plastic surgeons, and it would be hard to tell by looking between someone's legs.

Women are equipped to gestate and give birth. If Semenya does not have the internal equipment to do that, she's not a woman. (In the sense that they are trying to determine, anyway).

There is no question in my mind that Caster is a MAN.

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Submitted by NIKKI on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:22pm.

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It did but IIRC, until they won a medal, they
couldn't touch them, so to speak. Ahem.

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citizenstrange's picture

What's the big deal? She just looks like a third Williams brother ... I mean sister.

Methmouth's picture

I see no camel toe, thus man.

Auntie Mame's picture

Man

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Frances Farmer's picture

The name says it all: SEMENya.

SpiceDong's picture

if that is truly a woman, she is the most masculine girl I have ever seen...and if that bulge is indeed a pussy, she will give CoCo's camel toe a run for its money...looks HUGE!

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Brooke276's picture

Even anorexics have breast buds of some sort. Even if it is just a small jutting of the nipples. This person has no breasts at all. This is definitely a man.

WHOA! That is some scary estrogen challenged women! I would never want to be around any of these "ladies" on a full moon.

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NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:00pm.

ITA, maybe we should just send the comittee a copy of of MK's post and save the world a bunch a money!
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rotten_egg's picture

There is absolutely nothing female about this chick. That looks like a dude, plain and simple. I have seen butch-looking females before, but not this manly, sorry. She even makes Ana Guevara look like an ultra feminine lady and that's saying a lot because Ana Guevara looks straight up like a man.

And what the fuck with nature, man?!. People get really and easily confused with gender bending made possible by plastic surgery and nature doesn't help either with these xxx, xxy, etc gender fuck ups.

Whatever happens, it's not people's fault. There is so much sex rearrangement and steroid abuse nowadays, it's really hard to tell. These people just want to make sure this chick (or dude) didn't cheat. If it's nature's idea of a gender joke then there is nothing much to do, but if substances or plastic surgery has been performed, then something must be done. I don't care how womanly or manly a person can feel after sex rearrangement surgery, they are still what nature made them to be, so if this person is really a dude he should not compete against women.

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NIKKI's picture

Just on appearances alone it looks like a guy. but, looks can be deceiving...

Secondly obviously her winning the gold medal rubbed someone the wrong way...I mean shouldn't this have come up BEFORE she qualified for the race - before she EVEN ran?

Seriously...jealousy is an evil sport...

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She obviously part Eastern German - at least the more dominant part.

Barb Dwyer's picture

What if it's a he/she? Does that mean no medal because this person is neither male nor female? That doesn't seem fair. I mean, this is a human being. Sorry but this does seem so unfair and insulting.
This should be the test, ask for all the grade school pics. Was she dressed like a girl all the way through from babyhood? Then girl it is. PERIOD! (pun intended)

xerquina's picture

i was watching this shit last nite and uttered "holy shit it's a dude!"

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Wow this is some fucked up shit. She is built just like any other runner. I hope they are covered on the back end when this shit goes bust and they find out she is 100% woman. I hope she sues the shit out of them, how embarrassing. Let her enjoy her win, fucking people always tarnish the good shit in this world. Congrats to her on her victory.

Snarf's picture

No way that person was born female. I smell herm or a castration.