Thursday, August 20th 2009

Run This Town Is No Mad Max, And RiRi Is No Aunt Entity


Jay-Z, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe and Gay Fish joined forces for "Run This Town" and this is the video for it. Basically, it's just the three of them chanting in front of a mob of fire stick wielders in a post-apocalyptic world where wearing sunglasses you can't see through is all the rage.

The mob really doesn't need to carry weapons. Shit, they don't need to do anything! All RiRi has to do is yodel "Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy" over and over again and their enemies will eat each other's ears off to stop the madness. Seriously, after listening to that song once, RiRi's warbling made me want to stick a power strip in my ass and strap myself in a straitjacket.

And when can we expect a battle between "Run This Town" and Boogie Town? Yes, the mess below really is a trailer for a real movie. You decide which town you'd rather see become a site for missile testing. I'm torn.


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Posted by: Michael K


freshfacestripper's picture

boogie town!
lol

GrlBhvingBadly's picture

"Racist racist, it's so racist!!" Quit being so goddamn sensitive and get over it. It's a fking music video.

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imk505's picture

they all annoy the hell out of me. "All black everything" they wouldn't be caught dead in a ghetto. Fucking posers spending their money buying shit made and owned by white people. They could give a rats ass about poor black people.

Is no one else excited to see Rufio???!!! I haven't seen his ass since Hook!!!!

RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!

Katt's picture

Wow, that song and the video seem pretty damn racist..."All black everything" and not one other ethnicity represented in the whole video? Oh, and yeah I'm sure showing a bunch of African Americans rioting in the streets is such a positive message guys! Doesn't that reinforce negative stereotypes? Dumbasses. I expected better from J, at least.
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Ms. Caligula's picture

Didn't 2Pac already do the Mad Max thing with the video for "California Love"?

But I guess I shouldn't be too suprised, as Gay Fish isn't exactly know for his originality.

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:43am.

Yah there's another one one here too! Hard not to respond but they seem to only post when they have their negative bullshit to say! LOSERS!
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You're absolutely right. I hate seeing crap like that on this awesome site.

Usually I ignore the ignorance but that one was too much to let go.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:29am.

Me too. He sounds like such a nice guy rapper. So lyrical. But then he blogs and shit and designs red sneakers...you know?

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ITA. He's got crazy wordplay and a good flow. Then I read his CRAZY ALLCAPS POSTS on here and I begin to hate him again...

lez-babe's picture

What do you get when you put 3 untalented people together. You got it.

Creepella's picture

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Chatham's picture

How is 3 blacks calling for "All Black Everything" while leading an army of blacks holding torches NOT racist?!?

kittenkeane's picture

"Wannabe Warriors"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P6MqHccBSI

I will seriously freak out (NOT in a good way) if Hollywood tries to re-make this.

Seriously.

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Tem's picture

"She gotta ass that could swallow up a G-string".

How relevant!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:25am.
don't run angel, I like it too, we gonna run this blog today
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LOL Snowy! I actually kind of like the song, too.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:25am.

don't run angel, I like it too, we gonna run this blog today
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Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:29am.

Kanye's verse is pretty damn good. I have a love/hate relationship with him.
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Me too. He sounds like such a nice guy rapper. So lyrical. But then he blogs and shit and designs red sneakers...you know?

*runs away for real this time*

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don't run angel, I like it too, we gonna run this blog today
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I like this song. *runs away*

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Jayda's picture

The Kanye video is cool. I mean thye are only making videos for the internet now since MTV and FUSE rarely play videos. So they fact they actually made a video is applause worthy to me.

I have no idea who they expect to pay to watch Boogie Town. I'll wait til it's on USA on Saturday afternoon

Kanye sounds like Will.i.am. Poser. And what's he talking about no homos on his dick. It's official, he's a bottom.

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

What a craptastic song to an even shittier video.

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Raul Duke's picture

* after last post checks under Riri's robe for peen then TAZES Kanye cuz he's fuckin' Kanye *

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Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:43am.

Yah there's another one one here too! Hard not to respond but they seem to only post when they have their negative bullshit to say! LOSERS!

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Submitted by Chatham on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:32am.
If by "take this town" THEY mean burn down their own neighborhoods--again--then let 'em knock themselves out.
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Say what? I don't speak Racist so I'm not sure if I understand what you're getting at but if you are saying what I think you're saying, you're fucked in the head.

Beth4's picture

The shit they call music these days amazes me.

snowpiece's picture

Crazy! jellis h8ters!!!!!

TAZE 'EM!!!

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I love Jay-Z he bought us big pimping.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:31am.

I love RiRi! Bunch of RiRi haterz for real!

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Chatham's picture

If by "take this town" THEY mean burn down their own neighborhoods--again--then let 'em knock themselves out.

snowpiece's picture

I love Ri Ri's voice haters, LOL

Provy, if I had your email we could discuss it further.

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josa's picture

i'll tell you who is going to run this town
fucking 2pac, that's who
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:16am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:14am.

whats the 'hidden meaning'??

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Jay Z is Obama, Riri is Hillary and Gayfish is Joe " The Assclown " Biden and this is the State of the Union Adress ?

Karma Police's picture

Jigga can do no wrong in my book.

RiRi is not hard and looks stupid for the most part. I like the hook though I hate her goat yodeling.

Kanye's verse is pretty damn good. I have a love/hate relationship with him.

I feel like the video is half Mad Max, half Warriors; both of which have been done multiple times in hip hop, though best by Pac/Dre and then D12.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Actually, I'm pretty convinced the music industry execs are torturing us on purpose these days

quesadilla's picture

Why does Rihanna always talk?
Bitch start singing!

The Sunshine Gang's picture

I hate Rihanna's voice

CRAZY's picture

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:11am.

Oh me too! I would be arrested every weekend!

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:12am.

These Black Artists?

Wow generalize much!!!!!

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howcomebubblegum's picture

"Anyone caught battle dancing will be arrested and sent to jail." ----> Hahahahaha!
The Michael guy is hot.

Geebz74's picture

Where do they keep getting the money to make movies like this? STOP IT!!!
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michelleb's picture

Oh how I love that ego maniacal Gay Fish that is Kanye. I have a soft spot for narcissists, I admit it! AND I will also admit, I am loving this song, and will be adding it to my workout mix directly!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:18am.
IDK provy, what do you think?

IDK *shrugs shoulders*

did you pick up on something?

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NitWitty's picture

It's just missing vampires.
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snowpiece's picture

IDK provy, what do you think?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:14am.

whats the 'hidden meaning'??

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

Ok...that was weird. Jay-Z is still an ugly mo-fo.

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specialkt's picture

wow..."battle dancing"...what an awesome movie...

snowpiece's picture

I like the song, the video not so much but I'm a little afraid of the "hidden meaning"

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Snoogle's picture

I wish I had 2 more hands so I could give this fuckery 4 thumbs down!

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