The Devil At Her Premiere
Will someone please fetch Anna Wintour a glass of room temperature virgin's blood, because I think she's got a few of her intern's souls stuck in her throat. It's making her throat look obese. Heads will roll for this!
Here's the cryptkeeper of Vogue wearing something that Mrs. Roper queefed up at the premiere of The September Issue in NYC last night. That shit is a documentary about the making of Vogue's mighty September issue. Sienna Miller was there, because her vagina sensed large amounts of married dick in the area. And because she's on the cover of Vogue next month.
Other hos at the premiere were Cassie (who was working a half "The Legend of Billie Jean" buzzcut), Marc Jacobs, his piece, Zac Posen, everyone's favorite lemon-faced beard, Melania Trump, her big sack of money and Diddy.
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photo looks like phil spector...he must have escaped from jail.
THYROIDTOXICOSIS
UGLY, AIN'T IT?
DOES A BODY BAD!
Wintour has a goiter, for fucks sakes if this bitch can't afford proper medical care we sure do need national medical health care, poor thing - her adrenal gland is blowing up!
Damn! That is the ugliest dress evah! LOL MK: the cryptkeeper of Vogue wearing something that Mrs. Roper queefed up. No kidding!
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
Seriously, that is a tranny. That is not Anna Wintour. Different nose. And the adam's apple aka the bane of a tranny's transformation.
It looks like someone shoved a jawbreaker down Anna's throat.
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Crazy/Forever
You'd think the head bitch of Vogue could come up with some fashionable way to downplay unattractive features-- like a huge goiter!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Wow, she is a mess with that goiter and those nasty arms. She looks way older than she is.
Sienna has the best legs. Wish I had them. She is hot!
Is Melly-Mel-Mel preggo?
Soo many wrongs here. Where do I start...
Anna fucking Wintour, how in hell are you an editor of Vogue? The same lame haircut for the past 80 years, sickly and very geriatric body, no sense of style. I'm trying to be tolerant here but this dress is a big NO.
Marc Jacobs, just get it over with and put on a fucking gown that you designed for one of your muses but in reality dying to wear yourself.
It's ok dude, we've seen men in drag.
Trump's wife, what's wrong with your face.
You and squinty...
Having said all that, Sienna looks sweet. Great legs. Love her sunglasses..
Damn....
Holy Crap.. according to Wiki she is only 59.. no way
Anna has a goiter.
...I didn't know Anna had such a goofy sense of humor....the fake nose and glasses are hilarious!...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
been hearing a lot about Anna and Sienna on twitter! is she wearing a wig or is that her real hair? and that thing on her throat is not cute. does she realize it's there? hmmm.
anyway if you wanna read more about The September Issue Premier, here's a cool article http://www.trigeia.com/article.php?id=79042
Marc Jacobs should just hook up with Bobby Trendy and get it over with already. Shouldn't he know his purse and shoes should match? He's so flaming at this point it's a wonder he doesn't spontaneously combust.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Is that a goiter? Also, look at her upper arms...is she in her 70's?
Anna's dress is beyond hideous.
Submitted by letinstar: "are we sure this isn't richard belzer sporting a a bob..."
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Submitted by _meh_: "...how the feck do you keep the same dumb hairstyle for like 40 years and be considered a "fashion guru"..."
LOLing and applauding.
Holy crap, are we sure that thing is a woman? That's the biggest adam's apple I've ever seen!
I hate Vogue. Anna Nuclear Wintour is the worst thing that has happened to that mag. It's become nothing but a glossy tabloid for her celeb friends.
Sienna Miller couldn't have been on October's cover of Vogue...could she? I have an American Vogue upstairs and she was already on the front of it and with an article talking about GI Joe and Jude Law.
The f*cktard that is Anna Wintour should be jailed for perpetuating stereotypes of women. Her own daughter, along with Donnatella Versaces', is anorexic. The are disgusting, she looks disgusting and Vogue should fire her stupid alien clothing (think Art Gala thingamabob where she wore a ridiculous looking silver dress because of the superhero theme) wearing ass. Super hero - of the f*cktards.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
My favorite Cunty Anna Wintour moment in some doc is when she is bitching about how the lighting is "too dark" at a show and not one fucking idiot minion says "you might wanna take of your shades you spoilt queen of cunt!"
Come on lets Vogue, Vogue, move yr extra skin round the dancefloor......*busts ridiculous arm windmill*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Marc Jacobs and his boytoy look ridiculous with those outfits. If they wanted to do drag, they should have gone all out.
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Agreed. Marc Jacobs is such a fucking jerkoff anyway. Bitch gave himself quite a makeover from when he started out but he just screams "I'm a huge fuckpig." I liked him better when he was just a nerdy homo.
Cassie is gorgeous, but not even she can get away with that awful haircut. Hideous!
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Marc Jacobs and his boytoy look ridiculous with those outfits. If they wanted to do drag, they should have gone all out.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Oh my God, no wonder she weighs 90 lbs. She's hyperthyroid!! Look at that neck--goiter city.
Ms. Wintour should know better.
She cannot longer pull off that wig or hairdo. It is not age-appropriate for her...instead of making her look youthful, it has the opposite effect and highlights how old she really is...her arms are scary and in this pic she looks like an old man in drag...not a hot look.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Sienna Miller is on the cover of SEPTEMBER VOGUE?!
*vomits*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ RecessVillain
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Agree with you and all the other people who find Zac Posen so sexy!
His dark eyes are absolutely smoldering. His eyes are the kind that caresses you and undresses you, if you know what I mean...
Every time I see Zac in Harper's Bazaar, or Elle, or Vogue, I can't take my eyes off him. He is so handsome and charismatic!
the devil does not know how to dress age-appropriately. i need three barf bags to look at those flabby arms. eek.
also what is up with marc jacobs and madonna and their brazilians? is it a competition?
I'm not the biggest fan of color contacts but on cassie it looks hot, and kudos to her make up gay, sans the shoes-socks thing
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The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I think Cassie is sooo pretty but-for the hair. She really should just shave the whole damn thing. Wouldn't look bad on her.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Gonna have to change her name to Manna
Wait Zac must of got that from chickdowntown.com for $79
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:41am.
Zac Posen is so handsome. And I love his gorgeous black jacket with frog closures.
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His eyes are sessy... they make my no-no hole pucker.
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe
Is Zac Posen the New King of Pop?
Are you sure that isn't Steven Tyler?
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bitch is suffering from aging memaw skank. It's a LONG way DOWN, Anna! Don't bang your old ass on the way OUT!
bwahahaaaa!
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are we sure this isn't richard belzer sporting a a bob...
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/ente...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
OMFG, Renee - the arms, the legs! Holy shit!
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
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Wintour is suffering from:
1. Thyroid disease
2. Hernia from forced vomiting
3. Something worse (and growing)
These old broads who stay skeletal are just kidding themselves - they look like "bobbleheads" - huge head, emaciated bodies - when they get Cancer, (and they will), there is no flesh to absorb the Chemo or Radiation. So - they DIE, and not in a nice way.
Idiots
oh - and Squinty - take a good look at Wintour - this is your future
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Why is she sporting a pair of balls in her throat?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Usually the only people who look good in orange are hot Brazilianesqe models who have dark tan skin and green/hazel eyes and brown gold hair. Those types look hot in orange hues. Blondes from Texas, not so much.
Ok, Sienna was there because she was the covergirl for the "september issue" 2 years ago, until now, the biggest ever.(that's the movie all about)
Sienna won't be in the next mont's cover because she already was, 2 issues ago.
Anna Wintour looks so grandma-like, aging is sad.
The southamerican boyfriend of marc jacobs is pure sex, I want to get raped by some hunk like that. Aren't latin butt boys a good accessory nowadays?
and most important, Zac Posen is so damn cute! I just want to hug him and marry him.
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The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
Okay, like Snowpiece I will admit that Sienna has nice looking legs. She probably never works out, but they are naturally nice. But I don't care how small a woman's boobs are, it is never wise to let those boobs hang like that.
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:55am.
Jesus, she looks like fucking Fergie's grandmother.
I can barely breath! Spot on!
"Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad!" Truman Capote
ewwwwwwwww squinty!
ewwwwwwwww!
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The McCanns Did It
Bitch needs to get a new hairstyle and lose the adam's apple.
Jesus, she looks like fucking Fergie's grandmother.