Thursday, August 20th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs


The Avatar Trailer: This is some Lord of the Rings fucked a Blue Man shit - Just Jared

FYI: Kerry Washington has nipples - Egotastic!

The Miss Universe Pageant has hired the equivalent of a donkey show stripper to perform for them- Hollywood Tuna

A little Ryan Gosling to cleanse the palette - Popsugar

Something tells me there's going to be a lot of fangbangers out there with paper cuts on their genitals - Towleroad

Dear Ronnie Wood, stop breaking my soul by wearing those UGGGGGGGS - Holy Moly!

Oprah and George Clooney are totally going to have a gabfest about what their favorite strap-ons are - Lainey Gossip

Katie Price knows how to pump gas (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Fabio is looking fine (sarcasm) - Hollywood Rag

No fuckin' duh of the day - ICYDK

Phil Spector should be more afraid of looking in the mirror - Celebitchy

Sadly, Gilles Marini and his buttery skin baguette won't be back in SATC2 - I'm Not Obsessed

Another edition of chichis or crack? - Cityrag

David Cop-A-Feel is trying to make the sexual assault charges against him disappear - Socialite Life

Posted by: Michael K


Gigit77's picture

Avatar actually looks really interesting

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DeeDee's picture

LMFAO MK! *buying Cuchini to prevent papercuts*

Something tells me there's going to be a lot of fangbangers out there with paper cuts on their genitals.

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

Holy shit. Someone just had an aneurysm over a fucking James Cameron movie.

LMAO.

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Superpop's picture

You should realize that James Cameron's Avatar has been in the works for 14 years and always was known by that title.

That M. Night Shyamalamadingdong movie is based on some stupid 2005 Nickelodeon crapanimation show and that film had to cut Avatar out of it's title.

FUCK!
And what the fuck is it with you?
It's fucking distracting...OOOHHHH GOOOOD!
Think for one fucking second!
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
What don't you fucking understand?
Give me a fucking answer!

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Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:11pm.
I also thought this was the trailer for Avatar: The Last Airbender.

How fascinating that Cameron's crew felt it necessary to use the same title and even the same typeface for the title.

Desperate? You make the call.

menotknow's picture

having trump's hair and kate gosselin's possum as performers @ the Miss Universe would be more interesting than that bitch

MizRo's picture

Damn MK, what a motley crew of shitheads you're linking to.
Fabio, Copperfield, Jordan aka Price, Harpo, Spector, Clooney, Wood, etc... *gag*

I cannot wait for Avatar - i'm going to the screening tomorrow hell yeah - CrazyCritics has extra tickets if you guys were unable to get some.

P.T.Bull's picture

Saw the avatar trailer. Movie writing is so bad these days, that I know the entire plot of the movie and am bored with it already. The battle reminded me of the star wars thing where the aquatic people fought the clone robots. So, its derivative, trite, from a to z.

Wonder if there's any frontal nudity with that alien princess....

PS. That scenery looked like the art that Dean did for those Yes album covers...

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You know, I am feeling Phil Spectors pain. I think we should have a bake sale with all the proceeds going to his cell mates so they can buy some ammo, sharpen their knives, get a new strand of piano wire - whatever it takes SO THEY CAN KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKING NO GOOD PIECE OF DOG SHIT COCKSUCKING WORTHLESS PILE OF BEETLE DUNG SPECTOR!. Having said that, after they off him, I think I do want to fuck his wife!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

A noun -

Yeah, I was a little confused bc the font is the same and everything.

This is what I am talking about here:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/

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A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

I also thought this was the trailer for Avatar: The Last Airbender.

How fascinating that Cameron's crew felt it necessary to use the same title and even the same typeface for the title.

Desperate? You make the call.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

I have been waiting for this trailer for weeks. Come to find out it has nothing to do with M. Night Shamalyan(???) directing the live action of Avatar: The Last Air Bender. Now THAT is what I want to see. This looks interesting but potentially booty.

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Where the hell is Eric? BOO I say, BOO
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:34pm.
Donald Trump hiring Heidi Montag to "entertain" at Miss Universe is no surprise. In fact, I'd bet he would want to hurry a new "Celebrity Apprentice"

Good point.

I don't know who these blue cat people are, but i want them dead

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RainbowBrite's picture

I watched some of the Ocotpussy special. I couldn't help myself. She is so mentally unstable, that it is truly heartbreaking for those kids. Her children will pay dearly for her stupidity. Her older children are already rebelling against her. Her two year old bites and kicks everyones and calls her a bitch. Such a sad situation for those children. I have no idea what it will take for those children to be removed from her care.

Also, just watched Murder by Numbers and I swear Ryan Gosling had some work done. His nose looks way different. Anyone know?

TexnDoc's picture

Donald Trump hiring Heidi Montag to "entertain" at Miss Universe is no surprise. In fact, I'd bet he would want to hurry a new "Celebrity Apprentice" because he would kill for her and Spencer to appear. Two more perfect contestants to back-stab and hissy fit. Joan and Melissa Who?

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i worked with a girl who won a date with fabio a few years ago...she claims she didn't know who he was and that it was her girlfriends that entered her name into the contest...she gave him some despite claiming not to know who he was...
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Secret Original's picture

The middle thumbnail of Spector's wife leaving the sentencing is hilarious. "Wheeee!" said his supportive spouse.

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Oh god I'm a huge sci-fi fan! Can't wait for this movie! :D

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Salem13's picture

I'll give Cameron the benefit of the doubt and wait for the 3-d trailer. Hopefully that one will be better.

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Master Blaster's picture

Boobs or butts?

Yes, please!

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joanne's picture

When I see octomom I wonder if they ever found the missing loon from JJ's.

Green Is Good's picture

Re: No fuckin' duh of the day - ICYDK

Octopussy is terrified her kids will be kidnapped? My word, that would be the best thing for these kids. If Octopussy raises them, they'll all become regular guests of the CA correctional system.

The woman is a mental patient. And you KNOW she's going to go and get fertilized again.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:11pm.
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Thanks Nitwitty!
I forgot it was off topic :)

I had to get back to work tho' anyhow..
my lunch break is over :(

I have to get my little DListed fix every day
and then run!
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Submitted by 35mmdreams on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:09pm.
A better Avatar trailer:
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LMFAO!!!!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:11pm.
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Thanks Nitwitty!
I forgot it was off topic :)

I had to get back to work tho' anyhow..
my lunch break is over :(

I have to get my little DListed fix every day
and then run!

I'll order one Eric doll please. oh yeah,
and a Bubba too lol

No Words's picture

I didn't watch the Octopussy special, but I did watch a couple of short clips...they were absolutely horrifying. She is insane, and those poor little babies are growing up like Romanian orphans. Completely neglected!

That documentary should be Exhibit A when the CPS takes her children away and gives them to people who will love and care for them.

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:08pm.
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Glad to know I'm not the only one, Slim.

BTW, what'd you do to Fabio? ;D
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*coughs* Fabio who?

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I almost didn't recognize Fabio without bloody goose guts dripping off his face...oh and the hair colour is different too.

Way to ride the Titanic coat tails there Jimmy... try again.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:04pm.
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Hey, doll. I moved our discussion in the earlier thread to the OP..didn't wanna get the side eye for O/T.
Speaking of On/T, Yeah..Don't waste their time making paper dolls of True Blood characters. They need to get busy making some life like dolls of Bill and Eric. Godric wouldn't hurt..and if they ever introduce a Quinn doll, Look out! :p''

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:08pm.
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Glad to know I'm not the only one, Slim.

BTW, what'd you do to Fabio? ;D

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Why do people always want ryan to get back witg rachael? Grrr don't they know I'm his one true love?!!

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:03pm.
I watched the Avatar trailer and all I can think of is, ‘This civilization is so advanced (that they can do all that) yet they haven't figured out how guy in wheelchair can regain the use of his legs…?’

Yeah, I notice stuff like that. :S
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I thought that too, C Word. Then I figured that's why they were sending him there..To splice and dice him with some other creature. But then I'm a nerd like that. *hangs head in shame*

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No, the Avatar trailor is like some Torchwood shit. Cheesy, fake looking aliens.

Raul Duke's picture

Heidi Montag To “Perform’ At The Miss Universe Beauty Pageant ******* Will it involve ping pong balls?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

DO NOT NEED True Blood paper dolls. We are not 6.

True Blood is not for children anyway.

ya mor-ons

The C word's picture

I watched the Avatar trailer and all I can think of is, ‘This civilization is so advanced (that they can do all that) yet they haven't figured out how guy in wheelchair can regain the use of his legs…?’

Yeah, I notice stuff like that. :S
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Im a Princess's picture

That's one crazy looking movie. But, on the better things...Mr. Gosling is looking yummy, as always.

NitWitty's picture

Like how Avatar has to open w/from the dirctor of the Titanic. He better get this shit right, because Cameron hasn't done keerap since.
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suze's picture

hehehe Donkey Show stripper heheheh

It's Suze, like in booze.

suze's picture

hehehe Donkey Show stripper heheheh

It's Suze, like in booze.

suckandfuck's picture

Requesting nudes of Giles. Also, LOL BLUE PEOPLE THAT COST $300mil OR SOME SHIT!