Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which star was very popular at school for giving boys, er, special favors during break times in exchange for a Big Mac meal? The shameless celeb only stopped her outrageous behavior when she started piling on the pounds. (3am)
Blowjobs for Big Macs? This bitch is my kind! I didn't even get a half-eaten Chicken McNugget for the handjobs I gave in school. Since this is a blind item out of the UK, I'll guess Jodie Marsh? That's why she's my hero.
What A-list actress, always movies, may be finding it harder these days to afford her much admired clothes and style as her career has stalled? She took not one, not two, but TEN irreplaceable 1950s vintage couture dresses from the set of her last film. The LA rental house who supplied the dresses was of course paid replacement value and damages by the embarrassed production, but next time you read about this actress on the red carpet in "an amazing vintage couture gown she chose herself", feel free to point and laugh. (CDAN)
Nicole Kidman? Squinty Zellweger? Or Catherine Zeta-Jones?
This Actress is trying hard to be a supportive wife. She’s sat back to let her husband further his career, and has tried hard to stay home and be a good mom and wife, putting her career on hold. She enjoys being a mom and we hear is glad to do all that comes with it, but the problem is, she is the better money maker, and coupled with her man’s mounting legal/gambling debts, it looks like she’s going to have to go back to work soon. Not Katie Holmes. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
Once again, my guess is Nicole Kidman?
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#2 is unquestionably Zellweger. Her movie "My One and Only" opens this weekend. IMDB sez: "A 1950s-set comedy in which the glamorous Anne Deveraux (Zellweger) embarks on a drive down the Eastern Seaboard in a quixotic search for a wealthy man to fund a new life for her and her sons."
I say Garner for #3 as well. It's definitely not Jennifer Lopez-- Marc Anthony is HUGE in Latin America-- I doubt he needs her to make money for him.
For #3, you are all barking up the wrong Jennifer. Lopez is the one who crapped up her career playing dutiful wifey to Skeletor, paying his bills - remember him getting sued adn those paternity suits and back taxes? - then she did the crappy Cantantemovie with him and then she went on tour wiht him and made some dopey spanish album. Her fortune and earning ability makes his look like nothing adn now she is finally getting back to work - Garner has been working all along, and has Ben;s balls firmly in her pocket so his gambling days are long gone inless she lets him off the hook to go play with Matty for charity.
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#2 Cate Blanchet?
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#3 is JENNIFER GARNER!
LOL Hekki! You sure got Affleck figured out! I agree with you totally!
"But seriously, Jennifer Garner is up shit's creek. Ben Affleck is such a dick. I can guaranfuckintee that he cheats on her left and right. I bet you anything, she acts like his mother. She probably has to prod him awake every morning and has to threaten him in order to get him to spend any time with Violet and when he does, he feeds her McNuggets and M&Ms for lunch and doesn't nap her. Then he goes out all night with his buddies to gamble and fuck hookers.
Yeah, I've got his number".
Brilliant!
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Who gives it up for a Big Mac? Aim high, ho!
I like Stone or Kidman for #2, CZJ isn't a bad guess.
Jen Garner for the third one, I don't think Nicole Kidman did any 'putting her career on hold,' it's just happening naturally.
What about Sharon Stone for # 2?
Is she still an A-lister, though?
1 Lily Allen
2 Botox Kidman She still has Tommy's money but she has a huge sense of entitelment. I can totally see her walking out with something because she thinks she deserves it.
3 Jennifer Garner. Couldn't be Kidman she hasn't done a damn thing to support Keith's career
It's well known that Catherine Zeta is a clipto. She must be number 2.
the last one is Jen Garner for sure
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#1 - 3am girls so it's got to be a Brit. Everybody's guessing Lily Allen but I thought she was from a rich family? But damn, giving it away for a Big Mac??
#2 I was thinking Natalie Portman because CDAN had a blind item revealed about her borrowing clothes from a designer then wouldn't return them. But with the Squinty guesses, I looked up her IMDB page and she's got a movie coming out next month set in the 50's....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185431/
#3 I agree with everybody on Garner/Affleck.
thanks MK you bitch, now I want a big mac.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 4:03pm.
suckandfuck: and you would end up with Jason bateman
EH I'll take it, its been a while.
For the topic: Garner looks like #3.
Guys, number 2 can't be nicole kidman... her career is in decent shape still. Now Lemonsucker McSquintyface... her I could see stealing some shit.
I think she used to be really cute before she fucked her face up with botox or whatever. She looked so ridiculous in Apaloosa--- bitches didn't have botox or collagen yet then!!!
i know for a fact (am guessing) (am pretty sure) that the burger story is jodie marsh. i'm only surprised she held out for so much.
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must be squinty since the others are richer than god
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1. Lily Allen. Yea, it's well-known, but the shelf life on a scandal like that is mayyybe a few weeks. So it's the kind of story that's worth recycling--just to embellish it.
2. Fishsticks. That's wishful thinking, but feel free to join me in cursing her and her fame and her shit website off the freakin map.
3. I'll go Garner.
1. Amy Winehouse (before she became a crackhead she was quite curvy and she's from the UK)
2. Squinty - defintely known for wearing some amazing vintage gowns
3. Garner (it's a known fact that Affleck has a major gambling prob)
I want to say Lily Allen for #1 (British, not a SHAMELESS celeb whore but not a shy violet either, come would say she got a bit heavier...) the only problem is, it's a known thing that she got in trouble in high school for giving bj's soo.. wouldn't really be a blind item then, would it?
Yup, it's Garner for #3. Affleck is such an asshole and so is she.
I hate that couple, especially her.
Zeta-Jones is A-list? LOLOLOL. Why? Because she married a Douglas prick?
Going with Garner even though shes been in a couple of things.
#1 - Haven't a clue.
#2 - Merryl Streep? Julianne Moore? or Laura Lynney?
#3 - Celine Dion?
The 1st one I haven't a clue, but I am completely distressed over it.
The 2nd one is definitely Kidman.
The 3rd is definitely Garner.
suckandfuck: and you would end up with Jason bateman
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1. kristey alley :) she just never stopped
2.kidman
3. i thought garner too but she had a movie with mccounaughey this year which wouldn't classify her as putting her career on hold...or so i think
LOL at Provy.
But seriously, Jennifer Garner is up shit's creek. Ben Affleck is such a dick. I can guaranfuckintee that he cheats on her left and right. I bet you anything, she acts like his mother. She probably has to prod him awake every morning and has to threaten him in order to get him to spend any time with Violet and when he does, he feeds her McNuggets and M&Ms for lunch and doesn't nap her. Then he goes out all night with his buddies to gamble and fuck hookers.
Yeah, I've got his number.
I call shenanigans! You know the big mac in that pic is fake! On a real one, the "beef" patties are too small to be seen outside the buns. Fraud!
In other news, I'm fucking hungry and this is not helping!
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Britney was always wealthy, though. I don't have any basis for disagreeing with the rest of your comment. ;)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:18pm.
I was gonna guess Britney for #1, then realized that she never went to school. Bet she still bobbed for 1st cousins at the family reunion though.
1. Susan Boyle
That pelican underchin was MADE for gargling jizz. And she looks like she eats big macs.
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#3 is Jen Garner/Affleck
MK is definitely wrong about number 3... I know for a FACT Nicole is working on an indy flick with John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)... I can't tell you which film cause that would be no fun!
Which star was very popular at school for giving boys, er, special favors during break times in exchange for a Big Mac meal? The shameless celeb only stopped her outrageous behavior when she started piling on the pounds. (3am)
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It's Tara Reid.
1 - Beth Ditto
2 - Angelina Jolie
3 - Jennifer Garner
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:31pm.
Wait did she get the meal, or just the burger?? Because that's a big difference.
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Also important - regular or super-sized? If she gives good customer service, an apple pie should also be included.
1. Sienna Miller
2. Julia Roberts
3. Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL at Stockbroker. Hilarious. Maybe Beth Ditto for #1?
Damn that hamburger looks good. Stupid swimsuit season. :(
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Ima thinkin' #2 is Sarah Jessica Pony....
#1 Hillary Duff?
#3 No idea
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Also for #1, did she take the freshest Big Mac first? B/c is a blowjob really worth soggy fries? & did no-one notice a bunch of dudes going to the bathroom with happy meals?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
ITA with jen garner as number 3.
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Kelly Clarkson fits #1, although I don't know if she charged Big Macs. Her high school classmates say she kept very busy sleeping around.
I agree #3 fits Jennifer Garner, although I had first thought Nicole Kidman.
For #2, Kate Winslet maybe. Checked IMDB and don't show anything since Revolutionary Road (set in the 50's). But 50's clothing was UGLY!
For #2 could it be any of these women? This movie is set in the 50's:
http://www.newsok.com/major-movie-begins-filming-in-oklahoma/article/336...
I doubt #2 is Nicole Kidman b/c you know she got a ton of cash from Tommygirl & could always sell stories about him to fund her retail therapy.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
The chick from the first item had to be either really stupid and brainless or really poor OR both. Who the hell in their right mind would give "special favors" for a damn junk food meal??. I mean, come on!. Sounds more like what a homeless crackhead would do.
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Number 3 is totally Jen Garner.
#3, Celine Dion? But I don't know if her hubby really had a career until he signed her.
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Made me LOL.
I'm about to do something for a Big Mac, that picture makes me hongray.
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#1: No idea
#2: Reese Witherspoon?
#3: Jennifer Garner