It's Just Entertainment!
Yesterday in NYC, Billy Ray Cyrus was whoring out Hellman's Mayonnaise during some event when Access Hollywood (via UsWeekly) asked him what he thought about Miley's pole dance on an ice cream cart at the Teen Choice Awards. Okay, why does it feel both inappropriate and appropriate for Billy Ray to be talking about his 16-year-old daughter working the pole while holding a big load of a creamy white substance in his hand? Billy makes it so so easy.
After Billy thought about it and made a mayo pie in his pants, he answered, "You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people. She loves singing [and] songwriting. I always tell her to love what you're doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion. I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it's important."
Papa Joe, you better take care of this haggard possum (no relation to Kate Gosselin), because he is stealing your ACT! Billy Ray's pimp hand might be mightier than Papa Joe's. Take cover!
Yes, Miley, keep shaking those pork chops for the lord, because it entertains so many people. And by "so many people," I mean Billy Ray's NOT RIGHT areas.
And I'm sure that in 90 years, our children's great great grandchildren will walk into the Louvre in Paris and see a video of Miley's prostitot thrust right next to the Mona Lisa and Heidi Montag's Playboy cover. Billy Ray is so right. It's art.
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I swear on all that's holy, if I'm ever whoring out mayonnaise to make some money, please kill me.
Mayonnaise. Seriously. Who was the brilliant mind at Hellmann's that thought, "Hey! Mayo and Billy Ray Cyrus go together!" I mean, WTF.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
that mayonaise gonna be spread all over miley's body, so daddy can lick it off, just like before she got famous...yee hah!
Nothing his precious daughter/money-clip/meal-ticket does is "art", an "accident" or "harmless fun". She is a calculating little shit-disturber who uses controversy as an energy source. I'm sure she has Hick Daddy's tacit approval for whatever whorish stunt she comes up with next and, mark my words, there will be *many* more to come. Remember, Vadge is her idol.
jesus loves him and his daughter's stripper pole
god bless mayo
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The war isn't working.
great post, MK.
If you are going to whore out mayo you may as well do it with a smile...This perv actually thinks he is too cool for school.
this is the same daddy that was posing like he was her boyfriend in some magazine a few months ago...gross...imbreds....
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I can't believe Miley made it far enough to be on a pole. The girl is homely and her nasal, crotchy voice makes me sick. On a lighter note, I love mayo.
Ummm...hello? Even my 10 year old daughter knows that you write all your daughter's songs. So, basically, you're just using her voice for your opinions and she lets you. Why? Because your making her famous. Art? Bitch, please.
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Hellman's Mayo ROCKS!
His real quote was: "Pole dancin'? Who gives a sheeit! That girl is makin me RICH"
art? ahhh ok. my ass is art. I hate that shirt he's wearing! makes me angry
Coma Caca!!
-"I always tell her to love what you're doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion. I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it's important."
Art?? ha!. This stupid hillbilly sounds as empty and stupid as Brangelina for claiming they are artistes. So is it safe to assume any of the Brangelina's spawns will be working the ice cream pole? my bet is any of the boys, because it's more shocking for Angelina and remember? these twats LOVE the gays. A girl pole dancer is meh.
Anyway, back to this asshole... I don't care. My bet is his chipmunk will end up following the Paris Hilton path. She doesn't have what it takes to be relevant for a long period of time and actually make it.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:40am.
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Miracle Whip?!?! GAG. I hate that shit with a passion. Those little red specks in it...I want to throw up thinking about it.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:06am.
If you think the mayonnaise was a coincidence, you're dead wrong.
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OOOOH!!!!!!!!! Nasty-ness hehe
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Is this real life?
His comments are the same shit that Britney's mom used to spew when people ragged on Britney's costumes/performances/outfits AKA: everything she did. Can the Cyrus's not see how "well" B turned out? ::rolls eyes::
WooHoo! Add some Pabst Blue Ribbon and a few pork rinds and you got yerself a weddin!
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Hahahahaha Trevor: hand in hand.
My aversion to condiments knows no bounds: ketchup is the exclusion.
Down South, burgers have mayo and ketchup and sometimes, *ultimate gag* MUSTARD.
*running from the room*
Mayo and hillbillies, what an exquisite combination.
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You are who you think you are.
Seriously, do you all think that Billy Ray and Miley have, you know, 'done it'?
No soul patch to catch some of that mayo?
*gag* I hate mayo. I cringe at the sight of mayo.
The worst is when someone is eating a mayo-ed whatever and some is on the corner of their mouth: I could throw up just thinking about it.
the whole Cyrus family is gross and extremely weird.
Geez I'm sick of this assface and his horsefaced, 55yr old smoker-voiced, precocious daughter.
GO. AWAY.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:06am.
OK, thanks. I Googled it, came up empty, then my head hit the desk again.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:01am.
I'm going to have to punch him if I see him. It's official
you know its funny you say that, i used to see him regularly here in toronto when he was on that shit show. he filmed his show on the street where my office was...if i had known then what i know now i would have punched him
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:00am.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:58am.
Mornin', Ms. Ears. Now I'm not sure that's the right movie and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet....
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No, you've got the right movie...the girl on the plane is heading to the Mayo Clinic for a heart transplant. The guy at the clinic is on the phone, sitting in front of racks of mayo. I like the part when the heart keeps jumping around on his desk.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
If you think the mayonnaise was a coincidence, you're dead wrong.
I'm going to have to punch him if I see him. It's official.
LOL at this thread & MKs post. Funny!
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:58am.
Mornin', Ms. Ears. Now I'm not sure that's the right movie and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet....
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:57am.
Looks like that was shot in the Mayo Clinic from "Airplane."
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LOL! I haven't seen that movie in ages.
Good morning to you!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Looks like that was shot in the Mayo Clinic from "Airplane." (Is that the right movie?)
So did Billy produce all these quarts of white stuff on his own?
You all ruined a perfect incest thread with all the disgusting mayo talk. *slams door*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:10am.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:01am.
I always fall for it when titties are involved! Damn you, Jill!
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Sucker!
(In my best Patty Donahue voice, God rest her soul)
Obviously Billy Ray is a graduate of the "Dina Lohan School of Parenting".
Submitted by Bo on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:32am.
Hey c'mon! Hellman's is the best!
Bleh. I'm not a huge mayo fan, but if you have it in your area (it's semi-regional), Duke's is the way to go.
yuck...they make me gag. he's such a shitty father.
wait, what?
i've masterbated to hanna montana several times. So none of this really bothers me, 'cept the mayo....i hate mayo!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Team Miracle Whip!
ive never seen hannah montana or anything shes in or any of her music all i know miley from is pictures and gossip from sites, but once i saw a clip of her on leno (i think) and how the fuck is she famous?? not snarky here, 100% serious. she has a voice that would kill kittens and she just seems like an all round twat.
Ok, I only saw part of her "performance" (yes I use that term loosely). Was that really considered pole dancing? Cause if it is, I'm headin to the strip club now. I could be making a lot more than I do at my desk job.
Hey c'mon! Hellman's is the best!
That's why I buy Giant's mayo brand.
And you don't see me pole dancing, at least not on weekdays.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:17am.
Art? She's calls what she does art? The only Art she's ever done was her father's bowling team partner in the backseat of his 74 Plymouth Duster on a league night.
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I'm not worthy.
Michael K, I ♥ you.
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Gross. I seriously think I despise Miley Cyrus more than anyone else. She is so obnoxious. I am so glad I don't have children so I don't have to watch that Hannah Montana BS.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Is that what we're calling whores now...artists?
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' WHORE.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:15am
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I lurrves it when you talk dirty.
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"It was not a simple yawn," a spokesman for the state's attorney's office said. "It was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings."
Art? She's calls what she does art? The only Art she's ever done was her father's bowling team partner in the backseat of his 74 Plymouth Duster on a league night.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:15am.
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Morning, joe! It'd be more convincing if he was shilling Miracle Whip on white bread with bologna. *gags*