Pizza Face And The Hobo?
When you're looking for a quick piece, most of us go to Craigslist, AdultFriendFinder, the bar at Howard Johnson's or a random alley. Not Cameron Diaz. That bitch just goes to her IMDB page and picks out which former co-star she's going to grease up! Cameron has already allegedly been through Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law. And now, The Sun is saying that Cameron was out on a date with everyone's favorite flea nest Keanu Reeves and she was trying to impress him with her hamburger swallowing skills. Sucioness.
A witness-type said, "They looked very cosy. Cameron was stuffing her burger in her mouth and playing up the fact that she has that wide mouth. Keanu was laughing - it was strange to see him giggling like that as he's regarded as a bit serious."
Yes, because a Pizza Face stuffing a mound of ground beef in her mouth is really going to make Keanu's dick butter sizzle. Unless the dude is into scat, that shit is not going to turn him on. And if Cameron wants to show off what a fatty fat fat mouth she has, all she has do to is say something.
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That bitch just goes to her IMDB page and picks out which former co-star she's going to grease up!
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who hasnt she fucked at this point? they are both stoners.. he likes to chase the dragon too..so...
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Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 1:02pm.
Good for them. I actually like Cameron and I really, really like Keanu and I'm probably one of the few people on earth that actually enjoyed Feeling Minnesota. So there.
Hey See you, I liked Feeling Minnesota Too and love Keanu! He is one of the few celebutards that doesn't talk too much! Gotta love him for that!
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I just like cameron cause i think the movies she is in she is very good. Vanilla sky was my fav, only movie i can bare tommy in.
You guys know if you saw cameron on the street with makeup on.....you would think she was hot.....of course she won't look as good in her 20s. She's a smoker and shit.......she was in her 20s and another thing.....if i remember right those weren't e ven her real boobs in the mask......I remember huge boobs (that didn't make me think she looked good but i'm sure it did some people).
i still like her somewhat and still think she's pretty made up but, she gets away with her honess unlike others.
This chick is the biggest undercover ho in hollywood.
Submitted by bensucks on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:56am.
I don't care what anyone says I love, adore Keanu Reeves. Yes he's a shitty actor but there is something special about him.
Cameron peaked in The Mask many moons ago. She has lost her looks and is an annoying twat.
--------------------------------------------------ITA...He is a horrendous actor, dreadful, but I cant dislike him for some reason. He seems like an easy going enough guy, he minds his own business & is low key enough to seem like he may actually be nice. As for Diaz though, I can easily hate her...She is terribly annoying & massively overrated & not remotely as attractive from the neck up as people seem to think. I get the impression that she is super self absorbed, not very bright & wouldnt be a good friend.
And I think they would make an interesting looking child together.
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Good for them. I actually like Cameron and I really, really like Keanu and I'm probably one of the few people on earth that actually enjoyed Feeling Minnesota. So there.
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"Keanu was laughing - it was strange to see him giggling like that as he's regarded ...."
LOL! I TOTALLY read that at "retarded". And I believed it;p
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I think Keanu was great in his earlier movies such as Prince of Pennsylvania, River's Edge, and Bill & Ted's. But it seems as though the older he's gotten, he's become more robotic with his acting.
Oh NOOOOO Keanu! Dip your dick in bleach and come on over to my house. All will be forgiven!
KISSES Keanu ;)
Dammit, now I have to order Papa John's for dinner. Thanks MK.
I don't know why I did this...(I guess I am all about punishing myself), but last year I PAID to see the remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still", starring Keanu. I really want to hate him for fucking up one of the greatest science fiction movies ever made (check out the 1951 original with Patricia Neal and Michael Rennie) - BUT I CAN'T!!!!!! What the hell is it about this guy? I guess I still love him for playing the unrepentant moron boyfriend of Martha Plympton in the Steve Martin flick "Parenthood". yeah - yeah - maybe thats it.....! Anyway - Keanu absolutely WRECKED The Day the Earth Stood Still, (as I knew he would)....and yet, I have seen "Somethings' Gotta Give" (Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton) about a dozen times - cause I love KEANU IN THIS FILM!!!!
I need help....
As for Cameron - I never got the attraction, but guys seem to love her, proving once again that Men are from Mars (a sun-blasted, dry-wreck of a planet) and Women are from Venice (a lovely, damp city far from here)
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o m g I forgot he had a band!runnnn Keanu!
Oh no, not my Keanu! : (
I think he is purdy. Maybe a 'lil vapid, but purdy. I hope a Chuck Norris fist comes flyin' outta his beard when bitch-mcpizza-skin gets too close.
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For some reason I have a soft spot in my cold heart for Keanu, always have. He can't act his way out of a wet paper bag but he's never been a famewhore. He keeps his shit private even when things in his life can be very public. Gotta respect that. But bitch please, Cameron Diaz *rolls eyes*.
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So IMDB is the new Match.com, huh?
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Ummmmm, I thought he was gay?
Ummmmm, I thought he was gay?
the red face is because she is a raging alcoholic and the capillaries are breaking - just like wc fields.
HUGE alcoholic.
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These 2 make a lovely pair: Keanu seems to need some direction,and Diaz is great at domineering and clinging.
They have my blessing: they're both dirty, and I mean unclean and very, very odd.
Maybe she'll keep him from sleeping on sidewalks.
"Ground Meat Face" Cameron & Keanu "Grease Trap" are a couple made in fast food heaven.
I don't find it impressing when a woman shoves a big greasy burger in her face.
A banana on the other hand.....
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Submitted by bensucks on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:56am.
I don't care what anyone says I love, adore Keanu Reeves. Yes he's a shitty, I mean, THE shittiest actor, but there is something special about him.
Cameron peaked in The Mask many moons ago. She has lost her looks and is an annoying twat.
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Cameron is a professional beard IMO. I like Keanu. Not fun to watch him act but he was a hottie!!
I don't care about either, but it just occurred to me that she is always reported to be working on a movie set, but I can't recall the last movie she had a role.
Filthy Bitch, we can love on someone here. I just like Keanu because he was hot in Speed. I don't care about his acting ability.
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Sorry MK, I get tired of the pizza face comments. She used to have great skin but even poeple with money can develop bad skin in their older age- the horror. It's nothing terrible anyway. We are just to used to all celebs having perfect skin she seems abnormal. I like her well enough, see most of her movies and think she's a pretty good actress...red marks and all.
Keanue- eh don't care much for him either way.
I don't care what anyone says I love, adore Keanu Reeves. Yes he's a shitty actor but there is something special about him.
Cameron peaked in The Mask many moons ago. She has lost her looks and is an annoying twat.
Well looky looky looky... everyone suddenly showing love for someone here. I thought we got yelled at for that? And told "IT'S WHAT WE DO HERE! MAKE FUN OF AND TALK SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE"
Am I seriously the only one on Dlisted that recognizes Keanu could be replaced with a wax figure in his movies and it would be hard to tell?
He's not voted the worst actor ever, all the time, for no reason.
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Actually they make a better pair then she and Pipsqueak Timberlake.
they're perfect for each other...i can't stand either of them.
wait, what?
I'll never get why stars date one another. Dating someone you could possibly work with just sounds horrible, plus it seems like you'd double your chance of paparrazi tracking your every movie.
I just want to give him a big, hot, soapy,
ole shower. That's all. He cleans up nice.
Flea nest or not, I love him. His life has been so tragic and if this shit is true then its one more stop on his trainwreck tour.
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Keanu is hot and I love him, fleas and all.
Cam, on the other hand, is not attractive and untalented, and must have sucked dick galore to get where she is today. Which is why playing up having a WIDE mouth makes no sense to me.
All I think of when I see her is Joker's wild: Joker JOKER JOKER!!!
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Damn MS, why did you tell them about my alley?
Too funny, I just saw Feeling Minnesota again yesterday.
Words cannot describe how bad Keanu's acting is in that movie. They just can't. It's as though he is reading off cue cards and also trying to imitate a robot when speaking.
Ugh. It's one of those so bad you can't quit watching because it's just boggling your mind and you keep thinking to yourself "is this real?" And one minute Cameron would actually be doing ok acting, and then the next, it's like she's going to Keanu's acting school.
This movie gets a -.5 on a 1 to 10 scale.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
MK, you're sounding like a jealous queen here.
Give the girl a break, she's not some 20 year old tween star..she's paid her dues..
I'm happy for them both if they can work something out :)
I can't believe for a second that he would stoop so low. He seems to like someone with at least a semblance of class. You can't get crasser and stupider than Diaz. It seems like the kind of friendship that would be completely non-threatening because you would never, ever, ever be attracted to the other person.
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Looks like he supplied her with some hair gel ala Something about Mary.
Keanu is actually very smart. I personally enjoy him in movies. He has made more money do less movies than most actors!
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Aww, they would be cute together! Keanu's sexy!
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I like it. I don't get the Cameron Diaz hate. She is cute and fun. Keanu may not have the best acting skills but he is cute and not a complete dbag. They both have made some decent movies.
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cameron is lame
so gross and always tries too hard
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