Ho In One
Now that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have publicly announced their fuck parts are no longer attached their spouses, they can freely frolic out into the world together. That's what they did yesterday at a golf course in Valenica, CA. The two twatties played a round of golf and made sure to smile really purdy for the cameras. SCRAGS BITCHES!
You know, this is kind of cold-hearted of LeAnn to dress like a dude after she's separated from her husband, Babeh McGayFace. I'm sure he got on his knees and begged her to dress like a skinny KFed when they were together, but she refused. And now here she is. FUCK HER SHIT, though! While she's playing golf, I'm sure her husband is living the life by partaking in his own game of "anal bead ball in the hole."
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By the way she is gloating in these golf pictures that means that she really was doing everything that EC's wife said that she was doing. She tired to go public with the affair at the game, but it backfired because she didn't think that EC's wife was going to stand up to her. These photos are the for the wife's benefit,just look at how she is sporting the "I won" look and pose.
While Leann might be in love with EC, it is obvious that he is milking this "relationship" for all that it is worth. He is acting out his role in "Not Easily Broken". As long as HW rewards for him for being a liar and coward, he is going to keep making public appearances with LR or seen laving her house. He likes the fact that HW has finally noticed him and has allowed him it to go to his head.
When she was involved in that hit and run was it by any chance due to the fact that she was out looking for EC; making sure that he wasn't at a hotel with another woman or sneaking to a friend's house to see another co-star? Because she is can't trust that he will be faithful to her, she is going to be watching him like a hawk and making sure that everyone knows that he belongs to her. Don't be surprised if wedding rumors start showing up or they appear every where together. It's because she is afraid of losing him. If he is on CSI, she may have already lost him to another woman.
Yikes.
How can these two trust each other to be faithful since they've proven they will cheat? Idiots.
Hilarious Title, MK!
Ill bet his wife would like to use those clubs on both of them.
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She's one of those people that some find pretty, others don't. I myself find her pretty somedays, and ugly others. I think that most find her ugly and the ones that find her pretty find her beautiful, that's why she's famous (not her singing, come on, there are plenty of singers out there, let's be real now). I mean....You might think Taylor swift is pretty, but she's kinda odd looking. Not quite as odd, Oh i know who to compare her to, even better, SCARLETTE JOHANSSEN. I find that girl totally ick. But a lot think she's beautiful. This chick is the same way.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 3:17pm.
I seriously don't understand why there is this juvenile need to be with someone immediately after a major break up.
These two were together before the major break-up. Stars do it because they can and it keeps them in the limelight. Others do it to get back at or show off to the ex. Maybe they're actually lonely?
The best this guy can do is that squinting hillbilly? Go back to your wife and kids, dumbfcuk.
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:33am.
What is with famous people these days? As soon as married people separate, it's suddenly okay to start up with someone else, and everyone refers to their spouse as the ex, even though they're still married.
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Totally agree with you. I seriously don't understand why there is this juvenile need to be with someone immediately after a major break up. There is nothing wrong with being alone for a while to clear your head and examine your life, what you've learned, etc. I think these celebs have huge narcisstic personalities and their identities revolved around being "wanted" all the time, even if it's by a passing "lover." What a bunch of idiots.
Her squint, the mouth- she looks like Chris Cooper (great actor, dad in american beauty and a ton of other stuff) with tits.
picture 6... ass you could eat for days... he should go gay and just start hitting her ex. that would be 1000x's better than her ugly ass, and he could feel the joy of getting rimmed.
for real eddie....this is the best you can come up with? leann has the look of an imbreed...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Really?? Seriously??
I totally dont get it...She really is truly unattractive...He must just be blinded by the skinny body & blonde hair. I dont find him to be that hot at all, but still he is a billion times hotter than her.
Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 12:08pm.
I LIKE IT!!! I can't help it....maybe I'm having PMS.
He got rid of his whinney wife and she set her friend free to play on his own side.
What's the BFD??
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I think I agree with you.
She is rather a hideous looking woman.
I LIKE IT!!! I can't help it....maybe I'm having PMS.
He got rid of his whinney wife and she set her friend free to play on his own side.
What's the BFD??
I mean the 6th thumbnail is where the hideous face making is.
She's making a hideous face in the 4th thumbnail. Didn't Eddie just want to run away after seeing that?
And the last thumbnail makes me wish I was there
so I could knock all her teeth out.
This bitch is giving Sienna a run for her money! Damn!
NitWitty: you think? *hug* goo to see you too.
Sienna Miller hasn't cornered the market on married men yet... She's actually dating a SINGLE guy - I KNOW! Incredible!
"Cibrian" sounds like a pill for dudes who can't get it up.
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Submitted by Katt on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:56am.
Relationships that start wrong (i.e. cheating) end wrong. These two will get a visit from the Karma Police veryyyy soon.
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I hope that's the case. My friend's husband dumped her for a younger version of herself (they look alike!), divorced my friend and got married to this new gal and made a baby with her. He was also sleeping with my friend's best friend at the time he met his new wife. But the new wife didn't care and married him anyhow. My friend was devastated by all of this.
So far, the karma police hasn't hit him. :(
And what about Angelina and Brad?
I always thought she looked retarded in the face.
maybe he will inspire her to SING again! :)
I am going to throw a big I'm sorry with excuse me but that chipmunk-faced bitch is way too fugly to be bumping no-nos with that hot piece of cheating ass.
Whyyy? Ew. If he wanted to get out of his marriage couldn't he at least cheat with someone hot?
Wow, just WOW, they don't fucking mind!
I will use them as another example should I ever get the chance to face off with the fucktarded asswipes that say they are against gay marriage with their distorted ideology of "proper" and "THE BIBLE SAYS IT" vomitous bullshittery.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
In Germany they say: Do you play golf or do you still have sex?
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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:37am.
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Hey, Miz! Always good to see ya round these parts. And you just know Sienna Miller gnashing her teefs over all of this!
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I guess I just don't understand why people even get married anymore.
Edited to say: I was going to go off a longwinded rant but decided against it :)
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This skank has NO shame.
Well, at least she can get rid of that dildo.
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LOL NitWitty: I like that one!!!
There is no decency left amongst most people in the business.
Never liked her, ever.
He wasn't even on my radar.
Whatever, they will both pay sometime, someday.
This is an odd coupling. I sure hope his wife uses this picture in the divorce.
what is she smiling about? No shame. Their ugly on the inside and out.
What's with these two. Don't they realize how stupid they look? They denied and denied there was any affair, but then they both split from their spouses and two seconds later are out frolicing around together. Karma, bitches! I can't wait to see what Karma does to the both of them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What is with famous people these days? As soon as married people separate, it's suddenly okay to start up with someone else, and everyone refers to their spouse as the ex, even though they're still married.
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Get out of my hood bitches!!
Pretty sure this is what a ride in a handcart to Hell looks like.
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Totally disrespectfull.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:54am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:50am.
I wonder if the shaft of his club is what makes keeps these two together
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Which hole?
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Kanderson: I've always admired your avie - gorgeous - and I agree with you 100% re: disrespect to their still-CURRENT mates.
It's 2 ho's in one cart.
Relationships that start wrong (i.e. cheating) end wrong. These two will get a visit from the Karma Police veryyyy soon.
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
I was hoping that LeAnn would open her eyes to this doomed affair, but I suppose it's physically impossible for her to really open her eyes.
Now I see why she left her hubby...she didn't like the way he swung.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:50am.
I wonder if the shaft of his club is what makes keeps these two together
------------------------------------------------------------- No, it was hole location.
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Which hole?
I bet he was so impressed with her Big Bertha.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:49am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:44am.
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Heehee!! She turned his wood into iron.
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PING!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:50am.
I wonder if the shaft of his club is what makes keeps these two together
------------------------------------------------------------- No, it was hole location.
i don't buy it...
for all i know, she could just be a fag hag yet once again...
she was married to a 'mo
I wonder if the shaft of his club is what makes keeps these two together.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:44am.
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Heehee!! She turned his wood into iron.