Friday, August 21st 2009
Where Do I Start?
When I downloaded these pictures of White Oprah Sr. in NYC yesterday, my laptop immediately crashed. It knew that there was really nothing more to say about this mess. I mean, not only is LiLo standing in front of a gay bar I once got kicked out of for giving a handjob to some dude wearing a toupee (it was a dark time in my life), but she still looks like a Southeastern lot lizard circa 1987. AND let's not get into the power bottom ass lips on her face or her glittermeister friend's Jackie Collins-approved bedroom slippers. Let's do it like my laptop and shut it all down!
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cutter marks on the arm..GROSS!
I was going to say that her only future film endeavours will be in gang-bang porn but that's still too classy for her.
I envy her. It must be nice to be totally oblivious to one's moral decline and to steel one's self for the hourly public humiliation walking the streets dressed like a dime-bag hooker. Some people have all the luck.
So now she's hanging out with a bunch of affected tacky queens, no wonder she has no career
The only fun at looking at her pics anymore are doing dot to dot on all of the blow on her clothes....
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
OH i got it, it's like Oprah on loads of blow. White Oprah.
I never understood why LL's mom was "white oprah" anyway......to me she and oprah are nothing alike. I don't even see a good impersonation from Dina either.
Isn't she White Oprah Jr?
Maybe she'll get lost in a k-hole and never come back...
My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
How does this broke-ass cunt have money to keep flying back and forth from California to NY?
um, am i the only one that noticed where she is? she's a few doors south of "urge" - the skankiest old man go go boy teabagging you with their huge cocks - bar. that, in fact, means that she's standing directly in front of "the cock" which is where every std goes to breed on the bar, in a dark corner, on the floor, etc. why the hell didn't they take a picture of her standing in front of that giant red glowing rooster? just seeing her with a picture of a cock would have been the best thing ever! idiot papz.
They don't kick peple out of that bar for handjobs. blowjobs, yes, but I think I was discriminated against because i'm a straight girl. Handjobs, really?________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Okay, I googled "Lindsay Lohan urinate" & this is what I found:
http://www.moejackson.com/lindsay-lohan-pees-herself
It's from back in 2005, but I think it safe to say that's she probably done it a few more times since then.
Hugs back at ya Mizro
Mizro - better yet, a big semi-truck. Load it up.
I'm out for a bit. BBL! Thanks for playing Beth!
*hug*
Beth: I get trhe feeling by the time we're finished, we'll need a bus convoy!!
Mizro - twit and twat for sure! Let's fill that "get rid of" bus up!
Beth4: *laughing* we'll be here for days, my love - DAYS!!!
Montag
Pratt
Mizro - oh hell yeah we can't forget Tommy Girl!! What about Beyonce/Sasha Fierce, Mimi, omg the list goes on and on
Beth4! AND Tom Cruise!! I'm giddy Beth4, just giddy! *muah*
Parisite
Bloho
Jordan
Miley
Spears
Vadge
Goopy
Lagerfeld
Chestica AND fake-face sister (forgot her name I'm so giddy!
All Karkasses.
Tom Cruise
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 1:21pm.
Beth4: oh shit! Good ones!
Revised get-rid-of-list:
Parisite
Bloho
Jordan
Miley
Spears
Vadge
Goopy
Let's also add the big tittied frog Jessica Simpson and those Kardashian twats
Could we please add to the list all the Kardassians?
Beth4: oh shit! Good ones!
Revised get-rid-of-list:
Parisite
Bloho
Jordan
Miley
Spears
Vadge
Goopy
I'm now adding Lagerfuck.
Beth4: oh shit! Good ones!
Revised get-rid-of-list:
Parisite
Bloho
Jordan
Miley
Spears
Vadge
Goopy
gah...these creatures look so spent...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
is she wearing a merkin?
Stop with the ridiculous lip injections already!! Excessively thin lips is not really appealing on most women, but I am talking no lips at all...All these vain bitches getting them have perfectly fine natural lips that usually match their face.
Lohan used to be so pretty & actually had acting potential & now she is just a trashy waste of space.
Snideychick sez:
I used to think this ho was going to OD, but now I believe she won't. She'll pull a Keith Richards and get very old, haggard and ugly.
That's sad since I used to think Linds looked like a young Romy Schneider (see The Pool with Alain Delon as co-star) and would have had a reasonably good career. Maybe she can be a character actress with her old busted face.
I love you and your dark times so much MK. They make me feel better about myself:) Not quite as good as pictures of LiLo make me feel - but close:)
♥ Threadkilla!
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Her feet must stink! And you have to have nice legs to wear boots. Her legs look like a baby Colts.
Why is it that everytime I see HoHan I get the impression she smells like vomit and diarrhea?
u r welcome slutty, good to see you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
yeah I missed the part where she pissed herself?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:18am.
No Words: absolutely, love!!
Now we have 5:
Parisite
Bloho
Jordan
Miley
Spears
Feel free to add as needed!
Can we add Vadge and the Goop Paltrow to that list?
Would anyone give a handjob to the slipper wearer (besides HoHan?)
My money is on the chinless wristband guy.
HoHan would probably try to pleasure the toupee.
"giving a handjob to some dude wearing a toupee"...
Frightful visual...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Getting red x's again..fucking annoying.
She really needs to just overdose already.
I'm one of the very few who mourn for the lost potential of a bright young talent but let's just start a death pool already. My guess: December 2010.
Wow, she's really looking hanging these days.
Handjobs & toupees? Sounds like a musical to me.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:52am.
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I wasn't aware there was thumbnails until your comment, I had to leave the thread in order to view those little trashy thumbnails......thanks snowy.
Oh... we started out with a nice puppah... and now this cunt. STOP THE INSANITY!!!! Someone please put the world out of her mysery and kill her ~ KILL HER!!!! We'll ALL stand behind you... really!!! I'll even come and visit with crack in a toothbrush, ok???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:35am.
Ok, when did she piss down her leg? I MUST KNOW THIS.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"Ia anyone else having issues seeing the thumbnail pics big?"
Yes, they are making me sick.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:17am.
I guess this was pre cellphone loss and pissin' down leg :http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/21/lindsay-lohan-cop-drama-at-the-deli-shop/#comments
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Like I said, that's what happens when you carry your cellphone around in your hand. I'm sure she probably does this all the time. It's easy enough for this to happen to the rest of us (I once left my cell phone sitting on a table at Buffalo Wild Wings), but his bitch is so strung out & empty-headed it's a wonder she can even manage to get the thing open & dial a number, much less keep up with it.
And I can't believe she called the cops over that. What an entitled, out of touch with reality bitch. She should be charged for filing a false police report, or whatever the hell it is they charge you with when you abuse 911 or police services.
nice attempt at hipster with those slippers, didn't work pal
Can we please stop with this nobody. What a Kate and Jon doing?
NYone, I know it's freaking hot as hell out there, her feet must reek to high heaven, if you can smell it over her rancid chocha
Ia anyone else having issues seeing the thumbnail pics big?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Wow...poor Lilo seems to forget to look in the mirro on a daily basis. She is not looking good, and by that I mean she looks like she could keel over at any moment.
Why is this numbskull wearing hooker boots in August?