Saints vs. Aliens

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:29pm.

Also I don't have to see any future live performances of Ashley Simpson's before I can make a comment since I already know based on past performances that she CANNOT sing, oh and by the way most critics LOVED her first album too.

If I do go and see any of Ashley's live singing performances then I'm just someone fooled by marketing and the pretty picture on her cd cover and whatever image her marketing team comes up with.

Brad is a slightly higher class version of Spencer Spratt, a media ho with NO talent that needs to expose his sex life, his kids life and his "charity work" to get people to go and see his "interrexuaaaalll films" with hot frauleins like Diane Kruger and southern hillbillies whose aim in life is to kill Nazis in a gorefest

If anything Brad Pitt is contributing to the dumbing down of the world. Style over substance, a talentless hack with good marketing

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:29pm.

You mean because I haven't bought the bullshit that the marketing team came up with. I can base Brad's performance and movies on his prior performance and movies. He can't act and his movies even the "Ali Lohan" bullcrap was marketed as sooo "intellectual".

You are probably a twelve year old girl who creams her panties everytime Perez sighs over Zacquisha and Bradeisha or one of those dudes who read the Heidi Montag edition of Playboy and saw that in order to get a "boootiful girl like Heidi" you'd have to watch "intellexualll fillums" that make "you like think" and then you can brag about what a great, deep thinker you are to your Heidi lookalike

Please its Brad Pitt who couldn't yet again do a proper accent, in the Guy Richie film his accent was critized and in this one he got his marketing team to promote the accent as "over the top" and all the pseudo-faux intellectuals went "Aaaaaahhhhhhh" and Brad was safe and didn't have to make an effort to actually get the accent right for a change, about a hillbilly who wants to kill Nazis.

How deep, how thought provoking, how amazing, if only that hillbilly had been around during World War 2 (none of the tragedies would have happened) since he would have killed all the Nazis y'all *a hic*

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

If you haven't fucking seen the movie don't try and review it. That would be the basis of a critique. It's like talking to a brick wall. I'm done, but if you want to discuss it like grown ups after you see it then we'll talk.

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:29pm.

Its not conspiracy theories to say that Brad does use his relationship and kids for publicity.

1) I'm lying clearly to say that before the movie he started with the same old "soulmate, sex in grotto crap" he usually does,

2) He didn't make a few very public "saving the world donations" a month before the movie to some cancer place and had a few thousand sound bites accompanying it

3) I'm comparing his behavior to Depp's who can sell movies without marketing his love life or his kids

4) Sorry I'm not going to be fooled into seeing another one of his crap fests because its such an "intellexuaaall movie y'all" same thing happened with TCCOBB and it was a chracter created by a CGI guy.

Right Perez Hilton is declaring it a great movie, we all know what an expert he is (you and Perez can enjoy Brad's fluff) but I'll wait for the next Depp movie that will actually be an intellectual thought provoking movie and he won't need to tell me where he has sex or show me any breast feeding pictures to market it

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 9:19pm.

I also don't think its an intellectual movie its marketed as one, but its a case of the Emperor's New Clothes.

Same thing happened with TCCOBB, it was based on a short story and lasted 3 hours, most Lord of the Rings movies were that long and they were based on books that were 300 pages long, Fitzgerald would be turning around in his grave if he saw how they distorted his original story.

They took a short story and emphasis on short filled it with the leftover script from Forest Gump marketed it as some sort of "intellectual", thinking movie, filled it with the backdrop of hurricane Katrina (Brad's charity stunts and subtle marketing yet again) which happened in 2005, the original story was set in 1860. THAT WAS A HUGE Anachronism.

It was basically the sequel to Forest Gump, filled with Brad's publicity/charity stunts with the same bunch of paid off critics telling one how wonderful the movie was and that only "thinkers" and "like intellectual people would understand it like you know", and a few people were fooled.

One thing I'll give Brad, he can't act for shit but he knows ALL about the power of marketing and advertising. He actually studied it at university

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

I can't really debate the movie's quality anymore as long as you keep using conspiracy theories about Pitt's publicity and its role in the box office. If you see the movie and can discredit its style or plot on those merits then that's perfectly fine, but don't dismiss a reasonably solid film just because you hate the star. If you want shit films like GI Joe to rule the box office and pump out sequels then by all means give it your money. End of story. If it drops in Box Office next week it's because Final Destination took top spot. As a film lover, if this is the case, then push the fucking red button cause I'm done.

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:09pm.

Brad's movies ARE always overpromoted and marketed, same thing happened with TCCOBB. I predict a drop in earnings of 78 percent by next week unless Brad starts the Brangelina road show again and even then it will still drop in placement and earnings by more than 50 percent

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 9:19pm.

Brad is such a copycat as well. The latest people he begged to produce his movie (The Weinstein Company) which started in 2005.

One of their very first releases when they were still in their baby stages in 2005 was Jen's movie Derailed.

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

haha true, I don't deny that there's been an interesting marketing approach taken with this movie. Hell, the fact that the movie was promoted on Perez Hilton was probably what got a lot of those little dumbasses TO see a movie they would've otherwise completely brushed off. Maybe it'll even expose them to some of Tarantino's other films. Ya gotta think of the positives (I'm aware it's being pimped on Dlisted too but I like to think we have refined taste here!). Pitt's a douche but I guess they unfortunately had to market the movie on him to fill seats. I still managed to enjoy it quite a bit.

The movie's really dialogue-heavy, but obviously nothing new for Tarantino. Some of those little ADHD fuckers are actually sitting still for 2 and a half hours. Goddamn hallelujah!

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 9:19pm.

GO check the Heidi Montag edition of Playboy next to Heidi's left muddied up boob their is a FRONT cover advertisement urging people to go and see IB.

So its a given Playboy will also probably declare IB the movie of the century. Paid for ads on PH for about a month, as well as nearly every other celebrity blog out there, and PH on Saturday before the weekend was over made as if 35 million was already in the bank.

Thats besides Brad's usual pimping of his relationships (telling people where he has sex), mentioning his kids ad nauseum, inablility to do charity quietly (celebs like Elton John give 43 million without getting their brothers to tip off every and any media outlet out there like Brad does everytime he gives some of the kid pimping out stash away), his very PUBLIC dissing of Tom Cruise's similar movie so of course all the Cruise fans were going to go to IB to compare

Depp pulls 35 million on one day against huge blockbusters like Transformers without ads placed EVERYWHERE without having to tell people where he has sex with his wife and without having to tip the paps off everytime he takes his kids grocery shopping.

The only people paying for this movie are the kids who are like the Goselin bunch, they are given no stability and are constantly marketed as part of the Brangelina roadshow

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by naylinpalin on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 9:19pm.

Rotten Tomatoes ALWAYS gives Brad Pitt movies good reviews. Its no coincendence that he advertises and pays for full page ads for his movies on their site. I mean they gave him 76 % for Benjamin Button a character that was created by a CGI guy

YOU don't really think they are going to bite the hand that feeds them now do you.

Brad's good at marketing his crap fests. Notice Perez Hilton (Brad had TWO weeks of ads for his movie on PH) and ads on Perez Hilton cost one hundred thousand per day is already predicting a 35 million dollar box office when on Friday these were the latest numbers according to

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/08/22/inglourious-basterds-gives-que...
1. Inglourious Basterds–$14.3 million

2. District 9–$5.5 million

3. G.I. Joe–$3.6 million

4. The Time Traveler’s Wife–$3.3 million

5. Julie & Julia–$2.6 million

NOT THAT THRILLING ESPECIALLY SINCE A MOVIE WITH AN UNKNOWN CAST IS COMING SECOND.

I'LL TAKE WHAT ANY SITE THATS PAID TO ADVERTISE BRAD'S MOVIE SAYS WITH A PINCH OF SALT.

UNLIKE KATHERINE HEIGL MOST PEOPLE DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS THEM OR MOVIES THAT PAY THEM 5 MILLION TO ADVERTISE ON THEIR SITES

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 9:03pm.
Brad Armpitt's latest crapfest will TANK once it has real competition next week and the HYPE is over.

I guess that depends on word of mouth, but really at least there's a bit of substance to this stuff. Next week's releases hinge on stuff flying out at you in 3D, the last thing dumbass teenagers need these days. Even if they think they know what they're talking about with IB at least they're thinking. Shit like this and District 9 coming on top at the Box Office gives me a glimmer of hope.

For the record, I too hate Brad Pitt. This just really wasn't his movie.

Inglorious Basterds is getting far from rotten reviews. It's sittin' pretty at 87% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. The haters need to go in and just sit through the last half hour to be converted. That finale was really somethin' else. Pitt wasn't even in it that much, so if he's what's scaring people off then that's sad. Christoph Waltz will go up there with Ledger's Joker, hopefully.

Submitted by kthevs on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 5:08pm.

Benjamin Button was the flop of the year it had a 155 million dollar budget and made 11 million on the first day.

As far as Oscar nominations go, it was also the year Miley Cyrus was nominated so this was clearly a RATINGS nomination to get the King and Queen of the Tabloids (Brad and Angelina there)

He didn't WIN anything at the SAGS, the Golden Globes, The Critics Choice, The Producers Choice, the Oscars..........nobody thought he was good enough for even ONE award (so that if anything should tell you it was to get the Brangelina road show there), so I wouldn't get too excited and brag about his Oscar nomination if I was you especially since the Disney crowd were also "nominated".

Maybe Miley can give him a spot on Hannah Montana afterall they were BOTH Oscar nominees in 2008

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Brad Armpitt's latest crapfest will TANK once it has real competition next week and the HYPE is over.

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by kthevs on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 5:08pm.

Oh please the point of IB was to market and advertise the hell out of the movie to fool idiots like you into thinking it was an intellectual movie or deep "satire".

Brad Pitt has NEVER been able to do accents in the Guy Richie film his accent was atrocious.

The movie you are defending paid for front page ads in Heidi Montag's Playboy edition (because we all know what great brains and philosophers read playboy) *rolls eyes* especially when Heidi Montag is on the cover. Thats the type of person it hoped to attract and most of them in between wanking with the cover were probably fooled into going to see "dat intesexual movies" for like "interzseuvsuals" you know.

Its another overhyped, piece of crap from Brad Pitt who yet again used his relationships, kids and charity (publicity stunts) to get attention for his lame movie which WILL drop 50% by next week when it has some competition

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

The point of inglorious basterds has obviously gone over the head of most of you people, Pitt's performance and accent is supposed to be over the top and cheesy, that's the point of the character, Tarantino told him to greatly exxagerate the accent. the movie has gotten mostly great reviews and people should see it mostly for Christof Waltz's brilliant performance as the villain which is a lock for an Oscar nomination.

As for the Benjamin Button bashers, didn't that movie get great reviews as well as like 13 or 14 Oscar noms including one for best picture.

It's amusing to see the amount of bitter losers on here who hate Pitt and Cruise for their success and wealth, as if either would care what any of you think.

WTF? TommyGirl may be a self obsessed crazy person but Valkyrie was a really good film. Brad has caught some of that histrionic shit off of Angelina.

The movie is getting rotten reviews so Brad has to resort to dissing tommygirl. LOL! Guess he isn't mad at Quinton for spilling the beans on his pot smoking.

Submitted by melissochka on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:18pm.

You just convinced me to see "500 Days of Summer" tommorow. Well done! :)

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Crazy/Forever

The movie was a piece of shit. Quentin should stick to what he does best...making films inspired by his favorites from various genres.

I've never seen anything more incohesive in all my life. Sometimes films like this can be successful, but Inglorious Basterds was far from that.

I went in pretty hopeful, and the first scene was great, but I was quickly let down. What's his face nazi guy was pretty good though.

Oh, and STFU, Brad.

Guys, it's actually a really good movie. Bradolph Pittler isn't even really in it very much. When he is, he looks like a very cunning downhome weirdo, so everything works out.

*****************************************
Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!

Tom has some profile! Azalabeak!

Further proof that Brad Bitch is not doing pot anymore. He's moved on to LSD now.

I don't like either of these fucktards but even I got to admit that TC can act now and then.

_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.

Two of the biggest queens in hollywood having a tiff taff. Cruise the nutty scientolo and Brad the girlfriend morpher baby holder.

"And when asked about Tommy Girl's Valkyrie, Brad Pitt went there, "It was a ridiculous movie." "

...and with that Brad Pitt is OFFICIALLY my hero.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the fart beneath my wings,

Gas On Baby, Gas On!

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 3:50pm.

Both Pitt and TommyGirl are a couple of overrated, overexposed morons who became famous as a result of good agents & scripts and not good acting
.
--------------------

Amen to that.
-------------------------------

I always assumed that sucking high-powered dick factored into their fame equations.

*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Brad Pitt you moron, this is a QT movie on WWII! None of this is supposed to be realistic its just a big shoot 'em up flick with Nazi's as the bad guys. If you seriously think that this is the stuff of legend I want to know how much hash you had to smoke to turn your brain into a puddle of shit.

The reason those boys were appealing nearly 15 years ago in interview was Brad was the prettiest of the pretty boys at the time and we didn't yet know that Tommy was bat-guano crazy and he actually seemed charming.

Brad is the Katie Holmes of his marriage.

I find Tom Cruise distasteful, and yet I would agree the man has more acting skills in hisleft pinkie than Bradley Pitt has in his entire being.

As my teenagers conclude: "Brad Pitt is retarded"

~~~
Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 3:50pm.

Both Pitt and TommyGirl are a couple of overrated, overexposed morons who became famous as a result of good agents & scripts and not good acting
.
--------------------

Amen to that.

Both Pitt and TommyGirl are a couple of overrated, overexposed morons who became famous as a result of good agents & scripts and not good acting.

_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

While the movie seems interesting, I have not plans to go see it in the theatre

I'll wait for DVD.

Oh, I like Brad's little (or not so little) jab at TommyGirl's last movie mini-bomb. Now, now, girls, no fighting *LOL*

____________________________________________________________
There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

I love this movie. That is all.

Pitt didn't give in to Cruise's vampire advances, he waited for the vampire queen to come along to suck the life out of him. Now he looks like a bloated zombie following Vampira's every move. WTH happened to the guy?

I love the fact that 'Nalgas' is a tag category :)

I expected creepiness out of Cruise but not Pitt. When he ended up with earthmother all I could think of was WTF? Then watched him slowly become Mr. Jolie, baby carrier. I expected better but now he is starting to sound like her.

Nice talking to ya too, MizRo! Toodles!

═╩╦══════════════════════╦╩═
"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."

CIAO MIZRO!

/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

cMal & BB: I'm out my sweets; nice to speak with you cMal and I'll always love you BB! *muah*

Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 2:45pm.

I prefer Pitt to Cruise anyday, but I also respect others opinions

**********

Yeah, I'll ditto that!

═╩╦══════════════════════╦╩═
"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."

BB: true that!!

MizRo on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 2:40pm

Yea, you minus the drama and bullshit about The Brad and at least for me and others who would never admit it, The Brad is good. I'd hang out with him.
Tommygirl makes me feel like he's tryna sell me a Xenu Used car, complete with free brain washing.

/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

cMal: yup. Me too.

Okay, I think I love Brad Pitt now, just for his statement on Tommy Girl. Why? 'Cuz as an actor, he has the balls to stand up to him...probably the only one with the star power to do it...

═╩╦══════════════════════╦╩═
"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."

@idiots: to each his own I guess.

I prefer Pitt to Cruise anyday, but I also respect others opinions.

Yes, Borg Queen is right. 100%.

Cruise is a short, mean-spirited little fucker with delusions of grandeur because he's a friggin' scieno. I can't verbalize my loathing for the man.
AND he does block people from movies and foists Robobride on us too.

wtf...actually Brad, people's who's voices couldn't be heard until recently are now making movies about the war from their perspective. Of course, Hollywood rapes them and steals their scripts, but you get great plots, and they address a lot of nuiances of the war. God, I want to fucking kill pitt sometimes. Tommyboy is a lot of things, but he can fucking act.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly

Thanks BB *muah*! Seriously, how do you compare midget-man to your Inglorious Basterd??

He's been in way more films and is diversified: I like that in an actor.

Oh, and that travesty of Midget-man: Eyes Wide Shut. PLEASE.