Jennifer Aniston Actually Has A Fan
It's hotter than a cat's pussy in NYC, so I can completely understand that Jennifer Aniston needs a big ass fan to keep her ovaries from shriveling up, but DAMN! While you're bitching about your job in your air-conditioned cubicle, think of the poor sap who spent all afternoon being a human fan stand. Jennifer should've taken some pity on that tortured soul and picked up a Twidildo instead. Freeze it, fuck it and stay frosty for hours.
If that was me, I would've "accidentally" tipped that fan onto her head, so that her prized locks would get tangled in that shit. I know, this is why I don't have nice things.
Here's more of Aniston on the set of that movie that will never ever finish shooting. And look, Jenny had herself a threesome with a hot black stud and a blonde bitch right there on the sidewalk. Git git git it, Aniston!
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Submitted by Frybread on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
I know she's filming a movie, but she's always looked so high-maintenance, IMO. If you hooked up with her and she stop tanning, doing her hair, and working out she would look like a middle-aged whore with a big Leno-chin.
I don't think she looks so great now, but you're definitely right that she could look much, much worse without all the "star" treatment. I find that most of Hollywood is pretty ordinary but with great stylists, trainers, etc. Whenever I see candid photos of Nicole Kidman around town she just looks so blah. Then you see her in a movie and they make her look like a porcelain doll.
I know she's filming a movie, but she's always looked so high-maintenance, IMO. If you hooked up with her and she stop tanning, doing her hair, and working out she would look like a middle-aged whore with a big Leno-chin.
Bravo MK for having the balls to equal opportunity snark. These crazy OMG-isnt-Jen-an-incredibly-real-person are as annoying as the people who are in love with Angie.
MK calls a spade a spade and a douche a douche.
Jaxon, Jen looks great. If you want to see someone that's messed up their face take a look at before and after pictures of Jolie. Now, that's a mess.
What has she done to her face? It looks like she is trying to fill in those deep folds she has always had from her nose to her mouth. Now she looks like a chipmonk or a hamster that has filled up its pouches. She is going to mess with her face until she looks like an alien isn't she?
ain't no fan big enough to get the skank smell off her.
Jen looks great in these pics, chin and all.
And a fan is a fan is a fan!
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the human fan has orange toe nail polish...?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:14pm.
She's filming a movie and the main outfit in the movie is that outfit, that's why you have seen it so many times.
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I don't see what's so terrible about her... I could use a fan in the face like 24/7, and if it prevents your makeup and your hair from fucking up, so be it, I'll pay someone to be my "fan". Otherwise, clever post.
yet another jenny aniston in another romantic comedy... SIGH... then snore.
i'd rather watch the "good girl".
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I bet you anything the guy holding the fan raised it even higher to avoid eye contact when Jennifer Aniston started mentioning being dump, no kids, and Brangelina.
Who goes to see her films?
Lay off Jen, MK. She's beautiful and has a hot body. Is it true Brangelina is paying you now?
Please, MK, stop buying into the spinster bullshit. This bitch has a hot bod and she's living the life fucking hot guys. There's no shame in her love life. Stop buying into the bullshit that Holie spins.
Angie is across the street and Jen doesn't want Angie to see her!
ROFLMAO! :)
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Hahahaha TV!
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:55pm.
You OWN the windswept 'do!
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Ahahaha freebird! A dozen industrial fans under these triple chins'll do the trick every time!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:23pm.
OMFG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!......
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
the guy holding the fan has a very nice blouse on...
I can't tell if it's a guy with a blouse, hips, and red toenail polish or what..... His/her yob sure sux.
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YES ~ you are correct! didn't see the feet...
yeah. that job sucks bigtime.
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If I was that black dog, I'd have my head so far up her crotch all you'd see was my tail wagging.
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She still looks like Rachel. This woman needs to come out of the 90's
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:52pm.
That looks like an industrial fan, ladies. The prop guy's holding it up so they can get her hair to do that windswept look.
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You OWN the windswept 'do!
That looks like an industrial fan, ladies. The prop guy's holding it up so they can get her hair to do that windswept look.
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Bottom-feeder.
Ok maybe I'm drunk or whatever, but I don't get it. This is someones JOB to hold a fan on this bitch. I'd whop it upside her head!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Jennifer Aniston Actually Has A Fan
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i think jim is correct
"LET ME GUESS, IT IS A MOVIE ABOUT A QUIRKY GIRL(ANIWHORE) WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER COMPLETE OPPOSITE"
same shit different movie
score one for the loonies, Jenny isn't looking good at all here.damn, is she still shooting the baster movie?!
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
the guy holding the fan has a very nice blouse on...
I can't tell if it's a guy with a blouse, hips, and red toenail polish or what..... His/her yob sure sux.
Funny header MK
...but,THIS shoulda been a "Caption This" pic.
Michael K you are hilarious! You should have your own show. I will personally be your umbrella/fan holder.
the guy holding the fan has a very nice blouse on...
Jen is just sayin' HEY to the puppers...
the guy with the walkie-talkie? yowza!!!
I don't think she's barefoot, M.E., just flip-flops.....
and did I mention that guy??? YOW-ZA!!!!!
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Submitted by lizardo911 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:14pm.
She's filming a movie and the main outfit in the movie is that outfit, that's why you have seen it so many times.
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very funny
Man, she is just not aging well. She never had a nice face, but now it just looks horrible. And what is with her in that gray skirt? How many times have I seen that? Did someone tell her she looked good in it like the jeans she always is wearing. She is quite ordinary... Paid too much for being ordinary...
she's got a very shapely petooty
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Wadda bitch! The person holding the fan is prolly getting paid...what...$10.00/hr for this shit? She makes more eye contacts with the dogs that she does the person holding the fan.
Horrendous balcony pic...
If you ask me the people on the film don't give a fuck if JA's pussy is melting like a strawberry ice-cream, it's probably the make-up gays who ordered this fan so they don't have to work overtime retouching her sweaty face...
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That balcony pic is horrendous!
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anyone else noticed the fillers? she got a proceeeeedure
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 4:35pm.
I looked at the thumbnails and I never noticed how close together her eyes were before. That balcony shot with her looking down and the gravity isn't doing her any favors in the mug dept.
I still love that outfit!
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I love JA but that is a hideous picture of her on the balcony. ITA, love the outfit!
jen may have a fan, but it doesn't look like it's on full power...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
All I can say is that I never look good in button-down shirts like that. Mah torso's too short.
I looked at the thumbnails and I never noticed how close together her eyes were before. That balcony shot with her looking down and the gravity isn't doing her any favors in the mug dept.
I still love that outfit!
I just ran around my computer desk like a fucking poodle and pee'd on the chair mat after seeing jim in ALL CAPS!
I've missed you!
Okay, so as soon as I complain, they show up. Nice.
I think she's cute but she probably wouldn't date me....
hmmm...maybe robin wright?
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What's up w/the thumbnails?
Submitted by naylinpalin on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 4:09pm.
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