Saturday, August 22nd 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Larry H. Parker - A lawyer/local commercial icon in Southern California. "Larry H. Parker got me $2.1 million" is the phrase of my childhood! When I was a kid, I even recorded his commercial on Vhs so I could watch that shit. A few years ago, I talked to some ho who told me "Larry H. Parker's office screwed me over!" I had to immediately take a shot of something strong, plug my ears and scream "ImnothearingthisImnothearingthis." I wasn't going to let that bitch ruin the pristine image of my favorite lawyer! Below is Larry's "$2.1 million" commercial from 1986.
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My fave was:
*cue the ball*
...Pete Ellis Dodge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit Southgate...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Ezn8eLfm8
HAHA- I thought the same thing! Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal...Cal and his ever changing "dog" spot were the best cheesy commercials ev-ah.
I think this Larry Parker commercial is one of the cleaned up ones, because when he first ran the 2.1 million guy, he was reallll ghetto and sounded like Mike Tyson, lisp and all.
Bravo MK, as a born & raised San Fernando Valley Girl, this is my past.
Also, about this time was the awesome 1800-KARS-YES which pissed me off that it was spelled wrong, but I had to spell it right at school & the 1800-THE-LAW2. I'm a kid again.
*Somethin in the milk ain't clean*
Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 3:36pm.
CeeCee I am from Vegas AND I use to work in insurance and I remember Glen Lerner WELL!! He is so roided out and juiced up that he has no gonads. He has back acne (bacne) from his extensive roid rage and he was always having me talk to a new assistant because he kept fucking the old ones and then he would get rid of them. Ah yes, THE HEAVY HITTAH! He is FOUL!
Attorney Chad Golightly in Vegas is right up there as well. They are such scum.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Larry H. Parker reminds me of being home sick in high school. I love his commercials.
Hey MK....remember Control Data Institute Commercials on ktla channel 5?
In the ad, he's wearing "rapist glasses"! LOL! check out this vid, MK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY
I so remember Larry H. Parker. That, and "The Rader Institute. It's not your fault. You're not alone."
Almost as good as a local commercial I've seen for a funeral home.
God, me and michael were born in the same place and time...between having his abuelita buy him his back to school chonies at Mervyns to Larry H. Parker using that nasal voice about 2.1 million, his story is MY story. I love you!
I like saying "LAW OFFICES OF BINDER AND BINDER".
'We will handle the governement, so you don't have to.'
Larry H. Parker, the Cal Worthington of PI attorneys.
http://www.mydogspot.com/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 3:06pm.
how about the TV tax attorneys who will knock
your IRS bills down to PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!!!
I'd like to nominate the bulldyke otherwise
known as Roni DEUTCH
hahahaha. The photo they use of her is from her law-school graduation in like 1982.
LOL @ ceecee
The heavy hitter!!
I'm just glad he got rid of the Joey Buttafuoco hair.
The dude couldn't walk! They better have given him 2.1 million! He was paralyzed from the waist down... I remember one commercial they propped him up on a bike. Like he could actually still use the damn thing.
I wonder whatever happened to THAT guy..
There's this guy in Vegas that looks like a characature of bad lawyers. He is the grossest, corniest ambulance chaser out there. His commercials are always over the top.
http://www.glenlerner.com/glenlerner_commercials_main.html
If you're going to start picking ambulance chasers for HSOTD, along those lines.
how about the TV tax attorneys who will knock
your IRS bills down to PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!!!
I'd like to nominate the bulldyke otherwise
known as Roni DEUTCH (you have
to say it loud and hard, like you're snappin'
a bullwhip. Go ahead, try it, it's fun! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840pcPB9Xrc&feature=PlayList&p=A2EAC8061E...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-kfrUv9vtc
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:00pm.
MS sounds nice!
Jazzy - yardwork sounds boring. I'd do the nap ;)
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Still inside. I think the nap will win.
I love these random hot sluts!
In Ireland, these kinds of attorneys are only just starting - just in the last 5 years or so. Before that if you were run over or banged your head on something, you were hospitalized, fixed up, released and went back to your life and had another story to tell at the pub.
Now there are a bunch of "Larry Parkers" over there - shame.
MS sounds nice!
Jazzy - yardwork sounds boring. I'd do the nap ;)
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 1:53pm.
I'm doing well. Just watching some Jon Stewart. Thinking about going into the 100F heat to do yard work (or take a nap).
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*pokes Jazz in the bum with his rake*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 1:49pm.
Well I'm basically a midget so I never have to worry about wearing heels :). And since he is a model he better be tall ! :)
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He's about 6ft3'' and I'm almost 6ft, that will do :)
I don't like when men are smaller than me. They feel intimidated by me and try to outsmart me not to lose face- never works, hehehehe!
I'm doing well. Just watching some Jon Stewart. Thinking about going into the 100F heat to do yard work (or take a nap).
I used to spend my summers in L.A. with my dad and my abuelita didn't have cable. Larry H. Parker was a staple of my childhood. Brings back memories of wanting to stab myself in the ears because his commercials were seriously on during every single commercial break on daytime television. Obviously I couldn't be bothered with doing any physical activities outside. Jenny Jones and Small Wonder reruns were much too riveting.
"Fighting for YOU is our JOB...(hablamos espanol)"
Well I'm basically a midget so I never have to worry about wearing heels :). And since he is a model he better be tall ! :)
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
I used to work at a movie theatre in South Orange County, very near Laguna Beach. There was a semi-regular customer we always called Larry because we thought he looked like the totally awesome Larry H. Parker, Esq. Then one day he paid with a credit card and it was discovered he *was* Larry H. Parker. One of the greatest things to have ever happened to me. Even if I did happen to feel the need to recite "Call me at 800-333-0000! Fighting for you is my JOB!" as he walked by me. I didn't know he was there.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 1:40pm.
Hey jazzy! ;)
MS - I'm a jeans cute top heels kinda girl. That would be my suggestion!
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Thanks! So lucky the guy is tall, I usually have to wear flats. What am I saying, I'm not the expert in going on dates :)
Good idea though... *scribbles it down*
Hey jazzy! ;)
MS - I'm a jeans cute top heels kinda girl. That would be my suggestion!
Weather here sucks...so I'm drinking bloody marys and watching True Blood.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
My hot, older, Patrick Swayzeyish, neighbor called Larry H. Parker when he got in a motorcycle accident and he WON! I don't think it was in the millions, but Larry is a legit lawyer. I was a little, fat, gay boy and Chris Raymie used to hang out in his driveway, shirtless, washing his car or working on his motorcycle. He'd smoke cigarettes and let me hang out in the garage and we'd talk and he cussed and talked about pussy and drinking beer. I always had a huge boner and kept telling myself it was because I admired Chris. I think I really wanted him to take me inside the house and work on MY motorcycle.
How's my Jazzfish today? Jazzy?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 1:28pm.
@MS! Hmmmm. I've never been very good at that. Do you know where yall are going??**************************************************************
He lives at the other end of the city, so we meet in the middle somewhere, spontaneously. Must remember to shave legs...
it could never beat Marks & Harris, cause "you mean business!"
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www.walkms.org
do it for a fellow ho!
MJT! MS! Hi there!
My favorite was Cal Worthington and his "dog" Spot....Go see Cal!..Go see Cal!...Go see Cal!
@MS! Hmmmm. I've never been very good at that. Do you know where yall are going??**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 1:21pm.
Mother superior! When is your date?? Or did you already have it????**************************************************************
Tomorrow! What am I going to wear???? :P
Mother superior! When is your date?? Or did you already have it????**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
hahaha - we have a 636 exchange in my town, too! :)
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$2.1m was probably a settlement with a few defendants, like the bike manufacturer, whoever hit him, the govt, etc. The guy was probably badly injured, for life, to get that kind of money in 1986.
Here's some scuttlebutt from Snopes.com on the $2.1m man:
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=107;t=...
Zomay - I moved here 14 years ago. I grew up in the south where the local commercials are mostly worse. This one is pretty annoying though. He wasn't using the H back in the 80s. I wonder if they did some market research.
still alive?? DUH... her's right there being HS... really MK??? did you have a hard (pun intended) night or someptin???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
God, we have these bitches all over the place in the south. After a certain time of night you can't get through a commercial break without seeing at least two.
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My sister is still in LA Freebird. We grew up off and on there.
Momma Superior! EWEEWWW... ;D (but funny too!!!)
I remember this dude when livin in the OC!!! LarryHParker (all one word)... is he still alive???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Zomay are you here in LA?
"Larry H. Parker got me - you know the story." is a more recent tagline they use. And they now have an 800#.
Bane of daytime TV. Things like this make me glad I don't have cable.
Icon of KTLA commercials.
Ha. When everyone in LA had 213.
After watching the video, I know where Stoney's bush went after it was shaved off......