Blohan's BlackBerry Drama
Future Mexican citizen LiLo was buying some ice at a deli in NYC when she accidentally left her BlackBerry on the counter. No, not the kind of ice you stick in a pipe and smoke up. Surprisingly, it was actual ice. Maybe she likes to cool her 8-ball before she digs in? I mean, it is summer. Anyway...
E! Online says that Blohan left the deli and was inside of a cab when the worker ran out to check to see if she left her phone on the counter. When she said yes, the deli worker wanted to make sure it was hers, so he asked her to verify her number. Blohan wasn't playing that shit, so she tried to snatch it out of his hands. Bitch wasn't quick enough and wasn't able to get the phone out of his hands. HA! You lose at phone snatchin', Blohan!
That's when she decided that the cops should get involved and she called 911. When the cops arrived, they immediately busted Blohan for meth possession. Their evidence? Her face. No, after they finished doing the eye roll mambo, they checked the phone, verified it was hers and gave it back.
The best part of this story is what the deli guy had to say. Dude is a comedian and he doesn't even know it: "I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already. Who is she? Is she a star?" Survey says? NOOOOOOO.
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jimz, you dumb third world fuck, when I was into drugs, I used to get my shit (I live in AZ) from Mexicant's who would use 12 year old native children who live on the reservation near the border to mule the drugs to the city. that being said, Lindsay Lohan moving to Mexico would be the LEAST of your worries. get a life.
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 2:44pm.
how'd she call 911 with no phone....
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One of her so-called friends called 911 in the cab they ran into. Why didn't her friends make sure she got her phone before leaving the deli. Damn, I hate dumb women.
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We dont want here in Mexico a drug addict, superficial air headed american slut.
wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol..
well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome
women and men waitting their another part on
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Girl just needs to soak her body in a tub of hair toner.
oh and btw, not sure if its the Ocean that I just came back from and sand all over me, but I thought that pic was of Angelina who colored her hair. Umm yeah that's what I thought of this pic of Blohan.
Coma Caca!!
LOL. Oh Lindsay you are such an ATTENTION WHORE!
Take care of your face b*tch!
Coma Caca!!
Definitely some Benjamin Buttons shit going on in that photo.
Watch out Ali, big sis is after your crown.
It's unfortunate that the person who found the phone didn't know who she was. He could have sold it to TMZ and blown her drug ring wide open by publishing the texts to her dealer. A couple of snaps of her getting double penetrated for an eight ball would have completed the set. I bet TMZ would have paid good money for that. What a shame. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I thought that it was angelina jolie in girl interrupted when I first saw this ho's face
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 2:44pm.
how'd she call 911 with no phone....
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More importantly, WHY did she call 911? It's not like he put the wrong sauce on her sub!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
how'd she call 911 with no phone....
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She looks like a crackwhore.
That pic made me think that Angie was back on the meth or something? Lilo looks so blown out with that hair color and lines on her forehead (wtf? I am 8 years older and I don't have ANY lines on my forehead!?)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
she looks like Angelina Jolie with her injected lips.
Lindsay's house got broken into this morning. Her dad called the cops, but I am thinking he did the robbing!
My son and I were throwing a baseball around the other day and Lohan's skin reminds me of the mitt I was using.
Three words of advice: LIVER TRANSPLANT LIST.
The kids when I scrolled past this pic:
OMG who is that? Is that Lindsay Lohan? She looks 50 years old! Is she 50 now?
Y yes, girls. Yes, she is.
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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
She looks majorly fucked up; she's only 23 and she looks like she's 45. And what's with the stuck up "I'm important!" attitude? She's now a NOBODY; she's no longer a movie star. She fucked, sucked & snorted her way from A list to D list. If this stupid bitch gave me attitude like she did this dude, she would have found herself flat on her ass after being slugged in the face. I'm sure all of America would have applauded me for it...
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Cold ass mess.
She has NEVER looked worse: she looks older than me and she's 23.
Anyway, why is she always so recalcitrant? Oh, yes, it's that arrogance of "don't you know who I am?" crap.
Lord, she looks all levels of crazy fucked.
haha...I love the deli guy
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My dear mother, who never EVER speaks about these low life scumbags because she is an educator and a learned woman, had to mention this HoHan cunt and express her disgust at her behavior.
And my mother, being quite astute, also mentioned that Lohan looked like a piece of shit and like an old crack head off 11th Avenue in NYC.
If my mother recognizes the disaster that is Blohan, then this girl is doomed.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Man this hoor needs help stat, that is some major meth face she's got goin on there.
The poster child for "Faces of Meth"
What a hag...
she belongs on that "Faces of meth" website.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Those lips. I just wanna slap them right off her face. Or give her some ice or something...wait. No, that can't be what the ice is for...*sigh* It's for her Grey Goose, I'm sure.
At any rate, she really is so much cuter without them.
I think LiLo's issue with her looks is that she's, of ALL things, baby faced. That's what I thought WAY back when she started hanging with the hos and then with the hair and the makeup (which never looks right on her - she looks way better as a natural girl) and losing all that weight (so much of it needless) and, I think, even the partying and the DaRKS!DEDness - like Hayden, she's like the old(young) LiLo. It's very sad that they, both of them, can't realize what a blessing that is and run with it.
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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
she is so coked that she is delusional.
cocaine psychosis ladies and gentlemen
its a wonderful side effect
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The war isn't working.
Blohan hasn't hit rock bottom yet, and she clearly doesn't want to get clean and sober.
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 5:17am.
Why is it that whenever I see Lilo I just want to scrub her down with lemon juice and Pine Sol? Ugh she just never seems clean anymore.
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Roger that. She looks like she sleeps in her makeup. The sun damage doesn't help, either...
Why is it that whenever I see Lilo I just want to scrub her down with lemon juice and Pine Sol? Ugh she just never seems clean anymore.
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Mellow Yellow :) She looks like a combed troll...
Police should have kept that blackberry, it had the number of every drug dealer in the L.A. area!
She really should give up all that shit, she's going totally the wrong way... if she cleaned up she would look good and I think she really could act if she only thought it worth the effort. Ah, but then in a way she's kind of entertaining the as she is...
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She does look like Angelina here. A washed out Angelina with weird yellow-ee straw hair and a wrinkled brow. She really needs to lay of the shit. And to think she used to be rather lovely.
Looks like the bitch is smuggling 2 balloons of heroin under those yap-flaps.
How'd she call 911? Couldn't she use that phone to call herself to prove the BlackBerry was hers?
Isn't she still on probation in Cali? How's that going? Duck-billed Fattypuss....
She looks only two years older than Dyan Cannon.
This is so fucking sad....
just a couple years ago, she was working alongside Meryl Streep and had a very promising career...she was beautiful with her natural red hair and curvy body.
While I understand her actions are her own, just take a look at her family and those around her that do not give a flying fuck about this girl except to make some money off of her...I think we'd all be batshit crazy like her if our parents were White Oprah and Michael.
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What? She looks great for a crackwhore. Any day-shift hooker would be proud to look so lovely!
@skidmark: There is very little that's real about that bitch. 'Cept her legs. Those are real thin scraggly.
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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Are HoHan's breasts real? Do we have any experts here who can shed light on this? I can't tell if they're real or not, but it seems strange that someone who is so thin can have breasts that large.
Come at me bitch!
She is hilariuos.
damn lilo looks disgusting....i can't believe this is the same person that was in "mean girls"...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
She is really giving Amy Winehouse arun for her money, phew....damn she looks BEAT!
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 9:30pm.
Orangalina. Big new lips look so fake.
Buying ice at a deli. No doubt to ice up her Twidildo and cool herself off after she gets the Meth Sweats.
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you're thisclose to having a wicked haiku.
ps 'meth sweats' - that's like totally roots new winter line.
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She looks bad. Really, really bad.
Lesson of the day: Do NOT Google Image search for "abdominal pannus."
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It will be a sheer miracle if she makes it to 25. What a mess. I can't even believe that after having 1 daughter's life fucked up, the mother is pimping out daughter #2. Blohan never had a chance with her selfish parents.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 8:22pm.
hey plecto - is your avie retaining water or are you going to explode soon?
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O, hai, TITS. Gorgeous Georgina here is but a plus-sized paragon of pulchritude, a ruddy role-model of Rubenesque rotundity, a bloated bastion of Boticellian bloom, and can only explode in fabulousness.
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Bottom-feeder.
Orangalina. Big new lips look so fake.
Buying ice at a deli. No doubt to ice up her Twidildo and cool herself off after she gets the Meth Sweats.
"Who is she? Is she a star?"
A Question For The Ages. What exactly is her purpose on Earth other than to kick up clouds of drama everywhere she goes? Is she even relevant to the world outside of the blogosphere or US Weekly?
Good God, she's not even qualified to *mop up* in that deli, yet she's being a cunt to the staff.
Fuck her and whatever carpet she currently chomps on. That goes triple for her Hills Have Eyes family.