Tracy, You Little Slut!
Poor Tracy. She wasn't used to the fresh sex fumes and it made her a little delirious causing her to confuse her Facebook boxes. It's a good thing Michael found the right box the night before. OW! I hope Tracey's fiance reads this, so he realizes that he needs to put on a mining hat and explore Tracy's love cave more often.
Here's a close-up of Tracy's love note to Michael. Git those cave juices flowin', Tracy!
UPDATE: It looks like Tracy's been hacked (her Facebook page, not her vag). The Next Web thinks 4Chan got a list of devout Christian Facebook users and decided to have a little fun with them. Tracy's page is still active and her sister is so mad about this that she has turned into KANYE WEST. Oh, well. I guess Tracy's love cave is still dry. Sigh. (Thanks Kevin)
VIA Buzzfeed
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I'm soooo using...the love cave between my legs, next chance I get!!!
wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol..
well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome
women and men waitting their another part on
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Do you want to miss this chance? come on !!!catch this
opportunity,you'll have a bright future for the rest of ur life>
Ha ha ha, Tracy loved getting cornholed! Ha ha, "cornholed!"
Get some Tracy!
I don't get why she's so fucking ashamed.
A-W_E-S-O-M-E Facebook Message EVER!!!!
Karma is a Bitch
The jesus freaks cannot take a joke.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 10:39am.
*hangs head in shame*
Oh, little devil, you! Well, we are human after all, non?
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"It's great being blonde, people have such low expectatons it's easy to impress"
I turned red with embarrassment for her...but that was funny!
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
@ Plecostomus
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"mount me...mount me as if it were the last time..."
@little_rascal:
As poor Tracy up there might say: "Of all the Facebook profiles, in all the towns, in all the world, 4Chan hacks into mine."
Play it, Sam. For old time's sake.
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Bottom-feeder.
@ Plecostomus
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I spy a "Casablanca" fan!!!!
"Here's looking at you kid"
"I think this is a beginning of a beautiful friendship..."
*hangs head in shame*
I've done this but on a friends WALL for all of their friends to see along with mine.
Oh, the embarrassment!
Best. Facebook. Update. Ever. (even if it was hacked)
major FACEBOOK FAIL. that shit is phunny...
Once she recovers from the humiliation, I bet her love cave has a lot more frequent visitors. She could even put in mood lighting.
Ahaha the real star of this is that Donna bitch, Oh Tracey, seriously!
Why do dumb people have access to the Internets? Oh, well that's okay. It means endless supply of fun for us.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:29am.
nuts. her page has been removed.
way to kill our fun facebook!
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Awwww...but we'll always have the memories, TITS. That, and Paris. Not the skank. The one in France.
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Bottom-feeder.
nuts. her page has been removed.
way to kill our fun facebook!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by Callan on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:59pm.
L O fucking L.
The best part is that her Facebook page is public. I dunno if that was her dumbass decision, or if the "hackers" are responsible for it, but I can't remember the last time I stumbled onto a complete stranger's profile that was open for the world to see.
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Some people don't get the privacy settings right and leave their page all open, it has happened to me with friends of friends.
Hahaha, the page of a friend of mine was once hacked too. Something about having sex with big cucumbers... She was of course overly pissed, but I had to laugh :-)
you guys are running riot over at the KK's site.MK is so proud.
I love how MK blurred her name yet posted a link to her site which shows everything...lol.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
pfft
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:26pm.
...Your photoshopper made you look like a fat hunchback in that top pick.
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And it's true! The only thing that girl has that I could be jealous of is that little, tiny banging bod and, I dunno - I think the shopper was tryna make Khole look less gargantuan or something...or the photographer, even - the way he posed them...
ONT: Sorry Tracy - it appears you have to be pregnant to get our attention;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
BYEEEE, BB! It was good to 'see' you:)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
I think the pregnant whore's man is the moderator of the site. Nite BITCHEZZZ!
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:20pm.
Angle - omfg!
On August 21, 2009 6:45 pm, ProvoloneDlisted said:
When’s Chlosquath’s next PETA add? I have a good tag line,
“I’d rather go naked than wear Armenian forearm hair”
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Right? They such MEAN bitches! They make me laugh SO HARD! LOL! And yeah - I think anons a Dlister - i wonder how many people went over there. Kourt's prolly gonna think she's a BIG STAR when she sees the hit count. Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
tits
your avie is making my teeth itch
the icing
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:20pm.
Haha! That was a good one by our provie, eh?
I also really liked this one by angle:
Camon, beeches! Her sister is a really pretty Yeti!
...Your photoshopper made you look like a fat hunchback in that top pick. Before you get a moderator for this place - fire that guy.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
you guys made my night. that kardassian post were gold, dlisted at its best.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:15pm.
'Zackly. That's why I think "getting a life" is so overrated. If you have too much of a life people can fuck you in the ass while you're passed out from it;p
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hilarious!
Angle - omfg!
On August 21, 2009 6:45 pm, ProvoloneDlisted said:
When’s Chlosquath’s next PETA add? I have a good tag line,
“I’d rather go naked than wear Armenian forearm hair”
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Do you guys think "annon" is a dlister? He/she said "omg these comments are so funny"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:12pm.
Thanks, Angel_i. Fuck Facebook up the arse.
I just posted on the Kardassian site again. You know its all gonna get deleted by tomorrow. Those stupid hoes are out partying and have NO IDEA what's been done.
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'Zackly. That's why I think "getting a life" is so overrated. If you have too much of a life people can fuck you in the ass while you're passed out from it;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:12pm.
And one other fan was like: Um, Kourtney - you know they're kinda right.... LOL!
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OMG. That's hilarious! And this shit started YESTERDAY??
Thanks, Angel_i. Fuck Facebook up the arse.
I just posted on the Kardassian site again. You know its all gonna get deleted by tomorrow. Those stupid hoes are out partying and have NO IDEA what's been done.
LMAO
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:06pm.
OMFG! That was Fucking AMAZING! THAT is Dlisted gold. Thank you for making my month!
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Really - Thorny and Farrah got the ball rolling, man...and that Morticia. Damn, she funnay! I was in the WORST mood yesterday when all that stuff started - it was SO perfect. It's ok to beat a bitch down every now and then. I mean, she's got money, fame, family, and now a boyfriend and a babay! If there was anyone in the world who might need a verbal bitchslap, it's those hos.
What I find REALLY funny? Well, I have a sneaky suspicion they're thinking "Any news is good news", at least we're hitting the site, bumping the numbers and making waves and, most importantly, our bitchiness will garner sympathy for her. EXCEPT - no one is coming to her rescue LOL! Well, one but we beat her down quick. And one other fan was like: Um, Kourtney - you know they're kinda right.... LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:54pm.
I just got a job as a tour guide at Tracy's Love Cave, now I need some rebreathing gear and a pickaxe.
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LOL! If my vjayjay had cave-like proportions, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be mentioning in it private... let alone in a 'Thanks for fucking me' letter on the interwebs.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
hello! anyone around? I am bored and drunk.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
i hate that word "stalagmites "
it creeps me out
yuck!
OMG DD: I wrote you a long story about FB that this fucking site fucked up! Fuck you, site!
Anyway. cliff notes: I was confused. FB doesn't take hotmail. There's a sucker born every minute and 10 assholes waiting to take him down. That's how people get viruses. They open stuff that's not safe or give out their privates to peeps they don't know. Same in IRL:)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
OH SHIT YOU GUYS!!!! LMAO *can be heard in 5 states*
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On August 21, 2009 4:49 pm, ProvoloneDlisted said:
Break the mold of your sister and have your baby baptized in water….rather than Ray J’s piss
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I'm going in....brb
L O fucking L.
The best part is that her Facebook page is public. I dunno if that was her dumbass decision, or if the "hackers" are responsible for it, but I can't remember the last time I stumbled onto a complete stranger's profile that was open for the world to see.
I also love how her batshit crazy sister has made it her job to police the Facebook wall.
hahaha
you guys are funny
me love you long time
Baaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaa @ "Yeti." I get it! I posted a comment about Bigfoot being found and it wears a red bikini. Girl is GINORMOUS!!!!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
Incidentally, horz, I love your work on the Yeti site
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What's that all about? Sounds like I missed good times??
I just got a job as a tour guide at Tracy's Love Cave, now I need some rebreathing gear and a pickaxe.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OMFG! That was Fucking AMAZING! THAT is Dlisted gold. Thank you for making my month!
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
DebFrmHell! SO good to see you, luv!
ONT: Ok, I'm done with this ho. I really do wish "Michael" would issue a comment to UsWeekly. WTF is taking those bitches so long? ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46