Sunday, August 23rd 2009

Wino's Triumphant Return!

The former Crackie of Camden made a surprise appearance at yesterday's V Festival in England during The Specials' set! During the end of their set, their lead singer Terry Hall threw a few crack rocks on the stage floor and out came Wino! Since she was already there, she decided to pick up a mic and sing a couple of tunes with them! Wino didn't hawk any cokey loogies or bust any bitches in the face, so some say it was a successful performance for her. Personally, my nipples touch the sky every time Wino knocks a skank in the teefs for effing with her during a performance, but I understand that's not the way (but it really is).

Below is a clip of Wino performing with The Specials. This will make every drug dealer in the UK weep a million tears and question whether or not they are in the right business, because Wino actually looks sober-ish.

This performance was so important that even SpongeBob SquarePants traveled all the way from his gay ass Pineapple house to witness this monumental moment! Or maybe he was just there for the smack?


Posted by: Michael K


blaaaake's picture

HELL YEAH. much better than Lily Allen/Specials shitfest at Glastonbury, last year.

tapgirl's picture

Bring back the Wino! Please let this be real...we can only hope.
I really need a new Wino cd for my ipod.

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Richard Strangdog's picture

TV- Thank you for making me clean my computer screen, per usual. Spit makes for a wonderful natural cleaner.

On topic: Everybody calm down. She sang as a special guest. She was tired of being cooped up, so Winehouse decided to make up for her dirty street urchin look from last year. Plus, earlier she was mauling Pete Doherty during a previous concert:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...5875-21621107/

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The Crackie is backie!!!!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 5:12am.

Sweet! Always good to see you ESE! I'm off to play some Winehouse and get tipsy on dessert. See you soon!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 5:08am.
You can put vodka on icecream, right?

i've made wicked good white russian milkshakes with icecream, so... yeah, it'll work!!

i'm gone... have a good day, all ya nutcases!!

OT: yeah, no... sue me

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 5:00am.

Argh! Now I want cake! I'll have to settle for icecream. You can put vodka on icecream, right?

OT: ♥

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:54am.

mmmm, cake!... hell, i'll settle for just some icing at this point!... *searching cupboards*.. i KNOW there's some poptarts in here somewhere!!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:46am.

Yes please!

Hiya ESE! I'm on a Wino high right now, Johnny Depp would be icing on the cake!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:44am.
P.S. WINO 4 EVER!!!

Johnny Depp?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 2:13pm.

Damn you for making me laugh at that.

P.S. WINO 4 EVER!!!

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MyTwoCents's picture

:D

I can't even TELL you how much this made my day.

After all the shit she's done to ruin it, Wino's voice was in fine form! I hope she just keeps doing whatever it is she's doing to get back on track (even it means an occasional night of slipping up... btw thanks Tristram for the warning, but that news caught up with me anyway. Damn interwebs).

TEAM WINO, ALWAYS!!! ♥

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I watched her biography on the Biography Channel this week (go figure) and I came away with two impressions: first, that she is a spoiled, lazy brat who would be giving blowjobs for crack if she didn't have a semi-good voice; and second, that Perez Hilton was heavily, nay, almost fatally beaten with an ugly stick, especially in the teefs.

cuby551100's picture

wow.. how beautiful she is, this maybe the most things in our life,

lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and

handsome women and men waitting their another part on -biguklove.com--

-. do you want to miss this chance? come on !!!catch this

opportunity,you'll have a bright future for ur rest life>

I_FUCKING_LOVE_GRITS's picture

I don't care what anyone says, I love this woman and if she gets her shit together Im gonna cry tears of joy

Tristram's picture

Good thing the Specials now have banking and accountancy jobs to fall back on.

libby's picture

Go Amy Go!!!

She actually gave me chills there toward the end of the song! Please keep it together Amy. You are way too talented to leave so soon.

tonta vodka van driver's picture

fucking cool

Your much too much
Your Much too young
To be fucking up your Life
When you could be singing shit for free!!!

I LOVE the Specials...and Amy is getting her shit togevver at last

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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mb00's picture

awww, this brought tears to my eyes. Not only is Amy Winehouse by favorite artist, but The Specials are one of my favorite Ska band of the 80's, and then for her to look so good and sound so good, that's just awesome.

For anyone interested, she did a Ska EP of 4 songs. In it is includes this song as well "Hey Little Rich Girl".

Anyway, just a little FYI for you guys...oh and it's called "The Ska EP".

http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules

stake_spike's picture

Wow it's like all of last year (and a bit of the year before) didn't even happen. She looks great and her voice is back FINALLY.

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Submitted by Freak Speely on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 3:14pm.
This legit made my day. I love the Wino! :D
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Same here. Her voice sounded excellent. It makes me happy to be able to write that and really mean it about Amy.

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Amy looks and sounds good for a change. Please let her get well! I have been waiting a long time for a new album!

anony54321's picture

oh yaaaaayyyyyy!!

maybe maybe maybe she is gonna make it!

i feel happy. i love her, and it breaks my heart to see her struggle like she does.

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freebird's picture

Don't care for her music at all but glad to see she's not so cracked out. I bet she'll still punch a bitch though.

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This legit made my day. I love the Wino! :D

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Thornhill's picture

Love the specials, wino not so much...

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She sings like an angel. An angel that smokes used tires, gargles drain cleaner, and frequently gets kicked in the larynx.

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She is rail thin, and her normal body weight is heavier, so she is probably snorting coke or smoking it. But I am hoping she pulls through her self destructive behavior. She has a an interesting voice, and her music is compelling.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)

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My internet is acting up, but I'm on team Amy, she is the only one I'm rooting for, she is an AMAZING songwriter and her voice (when sober) is equally perfect.

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Raul Duke's picture

In the top pic she saw her dealer the crowd and is telling em where to meet her. What up Racey, moving sucks donkey balls huh?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 12:13pm.

I take it all back, Miley Cyrus isn't the least talented singer in the world.

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Whatever's picture

Sounds great! Hope she is getting help to stay clean.

What a great and effortless voice whenever she is sober. She is so deep into the hard shit though, don't think she will ever be permanently sober, but maybe she will defeat the odds one day?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 1:00pm.

Wow. That actually worked. Go figure.
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you're not known as 'threadkilla' for nothing.

well done!

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howcomebubblegum's picture

Yay, Amy's back! Seriously Amy (I hope you're reading this [hah!]), quit the drugs, you don't need them.

angel_i's picture

Wow. That actually worked. Go figure.

;p

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angel_i's picture

LEAVE AMY WINEHOUSE ALOOOOOOOOONE!

She's a HUMAN! (I think)

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putsomestank: trust me, everyone knows this is far from a clean-living woman, but hopefully she will overcome her addictions and make something of herself.

For those don't like her music, ok, but some of us do.

She still scares me and disgusts me but hey, if she cleans herself up, KUDOS!

Snarf's picture

I prefer my Wino cracked out, violent and crying out for BLAAAAAAAAKE! This version is kinda dull and tone-deaf.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 12:24pm.

:)

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 12:21pm.
Remember this is the same crackhead loser who only last week was courting her loser husband Blaaaaake! to come back to her. And she assaults her fans, Lord almighty hate this marginally talented cracked out piece of shit.
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And calling her "marginally talented" is a bit of a stretch. I can see drunken karaoke singers with more talent anytime I want.

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Remember this is the same crackhead loser who only last week was courting her loser husband Blaaaaake! to come back to her. And she assaults her fans, Lord almighty hate this marginally talented cracked out piece of shit.

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I take it all back, Miley Cyrus isn't the least talented singer in the world.

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Race Bannon's picture

MJT- Thank you. I am only taking a little break right now. We are still unpacking and then heading back to the city tomorrow afternoon.

I'm tired, but it is great getting things done before we move the reat of the big stuff and the end of the month.

No Chihuahua's here, but we are drinking again! : ) I will probably be around Open Post a bit on Tuesday! Hope you are doing well! See you all then!

On Topic-

Go Wino! We were listening to your cd over the weekend! We love our Wino! (and our wine)

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Playing devil advocate here, just because she showed up sober for one performance does not mean she's got her shit together.

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