Mickey Rourke Is Bringing The Sex To Croatia

How are her bottoms staying on when they don't appear to be tied to anything at all over there on her right hip? Hmmmm...

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else." ~ Mae West ~

I just laughed Bloody damn Mary all over my computer screen!

To read that caption and then seeing Mickey Rourke sitting there like a three year old who is waiting for mommy to help him up out of the water is a scream!

I love Mickey & always will, but honestly he looks like someone set his face on fire & tried to put it out with a hatchet. He isnt that rich, so he must have some personality on him to be able to still bag some nice looking babes.

I think he is so fucking hot. He looks great.
That bitch better appreciate him.

I love me some Mickey Rourke. 9 1/2 wks was a hot movie. He was also great in Sin City and the Wrestler. I just watched the Wrestler again last nite. He's a man man. And he is really greatful for this 2nd chance at a career. His love of his lil doggies sealed it for me.

TEAM ROURKE ALL THE WAY!!!
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Damn he looks great.

I gotta start working out.

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yuck what a fugly man... next to a lithe appealing chick - its certainly a man's world

Eww

He's not afraid to show us the nipple on his soul at least. WTG Mickey you so fine.

she the local chicken of the sea?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA freebird! Hemorrhoid rage!
That's a good one. I'm going to steal that for future use ahehehehhehe!

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WTF does "i think u must boring now"/"Has-been washed-up freak show dies"..stupid ass ads. learn how to make a sentence right. make sense for once.

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by cuby551100 on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:15pm.

boys and girls, i think u must boring now
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Hey, fuck you! We ain't boring!

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boys and girls, i think u must boring now, here i'd like to introduce u a good club to Meet a Rich and Sexy man and woman on ___biguklove. c O m__ FREEE!!!!
Has-been washed-up freak show dies. Tomorrow's monday. Maybe some real news will occur.

Gawn wit' cho' bad self Mick. His girlie is all sessy thick.I'd hit it...and after lunch she & Mick are gonna go below deck & she's gonna polish his pole.I wanna be like Mick when I grow up: Fuckable chix half my age servicing my finely aged body wif' a smile.

@freebird: hahaha I agree. No shirts off Please, No touching, no sessy time involvement. He can bring sessy times wherever but I'm not gonna be involved.

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:36pm.

wow...his body is a wonderland. I think he's alright, I would hang out with him if he pays drinks and food and my vacation wherever it'll be. That's all though...just friends no touching!!
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I actually bet he's fun to hang around as long as there's no roid rage. (Could be hemorrhoid rage or steroid rage with him - or maybe both - yikes!) but I think I'd have to have a 'no shirts off' rule for him too, in addition to 'no touching.' Bleh! My eyes!!!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:30pm.

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 5:51pm.
Is he wearing pull ups? It would make sense.
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Hehehehe...Do pull-ups bloat up like diapers when they get soaked? I remember my kids waddling along the beach like they had dumped 15 pounds of caca into their diaper. Cute on a toddler, not so much on Mickeeee.
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That is cute on kids! I've always wondered how they feel with that anchor around them at the beach!

Actually, it looks like they say 'pull-in' (last thumbnail). Perhaps they are like Spanx and Pull-ups in one. Extra support for your bladder and your gut. Just what the aging Hollywood star needs!

wow...his body is a wonderland. I think he's alright, I would hang out with him if he pays drinks and food and my vacation wherever it'll be. That's all though...just friends no touching!!

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 5:51pm.
Is he wearing pull ups? It would make sense.
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Hehehehe...Do pull-ups bloat up like diapers when they get soaked? I remember my kids waddling along the beach like they had dumped 15 pounds of caca into their diaper. Cute on a toddler, not so much on Mickeeee.

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Poor Croatia. First the wars and now Hollywood trash washing up from the Adriatic like used condoms. If any Gosselins, Real Housewives or KKKardashians set foot in Zagreb, I think they'd better bring the UN troops back again to secure the borders.

my 1st double post!!

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Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:18pm.
Behold what time, drugs, sun, and booze has wrought.

Vacationing in Croatia and sampling the local women??

*drinks PBR, snorts heroin*

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"I'm not going to dance for you 23 year old assholes at TMZ who have done NOTHING with their lives."- Jack Nicholson

Behold what time, drugs, sun, and booze has wrought.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 5:47pm.

First Beyonce & Jay Z, now Mickey? Dubrovnik's going downhill fast.

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I think Tara Reid was there for her failure of a show and also Bridget from "The Girls Next Door" was also there for her tv show about travelling. Seems Dubrovnik has been slowly becoming the celeb hotspot.

On another note, as a Croat, I'm glad that Croatia is flourishing and is now a place where people can go vacationing...since it wasn't too long ago when it was being shot up and bombed to hell.

Fifty bucks says that either Spiedi or Samro will be there next.

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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 5:51pm.
Is he wearing pull ups? It would make sense.
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Pull ups???? *Dies*...
Ok, between the SEXAY bavein' suit (designed by Depends) the peepaw no-slip shower shoes and the pastey white chicken legs, I'd be afraid to hit it, I might break its hip....but yeah, he one SESSAY PEPAW...fo sho...

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Islandgirl,
that's okay. I have never seen Diner. lol

he is just as beautiful in that clip too.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 6:27pm.

2nd thumb is puzzling. Look at her bikini string, how the hell is her vag still covered?

Off topic, I need to get a life.
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Not only that, but in that thumbnail, the guy's leg behind her, makes her look like she has a very meaty right hip.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 6:27pm.

WTFOMGLOL and joe, can you believe that I've never seen 9 1/2 Weeks? I think that must have been the year I was in the convent. :)
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Hahaha.....thanks for the clip. Lucky we weren't in the same convent or there would have been shenanigans. Fersure.

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@ smurf! yeah, kinda. too much wine. eek

Hi Clarisse!!!!!

OT: Never thought about Croatia as a vacay spot...looks beautiful.
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2nd thumb is puzzling. Look at her bikini string, how the hell is her vag still covered?

Off topic, I need to get a life.

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WTFOMGLOL and joe, can you believe that I've never seen 9 1/2 Weeks? I think that must have been the year I was in the convent. :)

I leave you with this--- 'I swear, it was an accident!'

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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 6:13pm.

WTFOMGLOL,

I literally never think Hollywood
types/guys in movies/etc. are hot, but oh my GOD, he is pure sex in that video
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I have yet to get to the end of "9 1/2 Weeks". I watched it several times with a bf before I got married and we ummmm..couldn't make it to the end of the movie. *dabbing at shwetty upper lip*

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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 6:13pm.
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Wasn't he beautiful ??!! that's what's so sad,
about today's pic,

Getting old sucks. But he and Jack are still gods among men. Not like the little pretty girlie-boys running around LA these days.

What happened to his chest tats? Seems to me there was a sailing ship or something before. Glad you're having fun, Mickey.

WTFOMGLOL,

I literally never think Hollywood types/guys in movies/etc. are hot, but oh my GOD, he is pure sex in that video.

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He's an abusive scum bag who fucked over his face. But the fact that he loves his dogs makes unable to completely hate on him.

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If he brings the sex to Croatia, he needs to leave it there.

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I can't hate on Mickey. he was sex on two
wheels in the 80's/90's.

Every time one of these threads come up,
I just need to wash my eyes out with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxiupldbBM

I will bet every one of you a million dollars that there is a photo of his dog Loki in that heart locket around his neck, and for that reason alone I understand why that woman probably shagged him senseless.

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Eeeeeeewwwwwww. I just threw up in my mouth

Just looks like a guy having a lovely time in a healthy and unself-conscious way. I don't know... these look like the bad and intrusive kind of paparazzi shots. I wouldn't blame him at all if there was a shot of Mickey coming after this photographer with a stick and beating him senseless. I know I would.

But I agree with mike, it's a shame to see another celebrity showcased on that beautiful Croatian coast, because nothing gets the tourists to a place faster than their thinking "hey honey, let's go to that place where all them famous people go".

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That's so cool! Mickey Rourke has the exact same Temptoos I had when I was 9!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 5:47pm.

First Beyonce & Jay Z, now Mickey? Dubrovnik's going downhill fast.
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i can't blame them, it's such a beautiful city. i had to be dragged away from it. :(

Hey MJT!
Hungover?
I can't hate on him... sorry

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Are those CROCS??!??

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