Attention All Dudes, This Could Be Yours (Maybe)
Those dudes out there who love nothing more than to caress their huevos against a piece of rough weathered leather are in luck! The Real Housewives of Orange County's very own Lynne Curtin might be quitting her husband for good! That's what Radar Online says anyway. Apparently, Lynne isn't happy that they are about to be kicked out of their house for not paying $12,000 and she's blaming it all on her husband Frank.
A source (*cough*Tamra*cough*) said, "Lynne blames Frank for all of their financial problems. She thinks Frank has been hiding the bills from her. Frank doesn't want a divorce but he may not have any choice here.”
IN THIS ECONOMY, Frank's business isn't doing too well and he hasn't really had a job in 2 years. Leather polish doesn't come cheap and Lynne uses gallons of it to keep her hide looking shiny, so she's going to have to find a new wallet to fuck on.
Eff Frank! Lynne doesn't need his ass anyway! You know......since Steven Tyler is out of the game for a little while, Lynne should temporarily take his place so that Aerosmith's tour can go on! Nobody would ever know. All problems solved!
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Leather face Lynne Curtin finally had to move out of the beach house she was trying to squat at
check this shit out
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=6378
Okay, she's an airhead and doesn't look good, but I do feel bad for her, kinda. She is nice. Everyone else on the show is a bitch, and Lynn has always been the nice one.
Steven Tyler in drag with a f*cked up chi-chi job
It's a measly $12,000. I say measly because I'm pretty sure that she is getting paid for doing her show. Where is that money? Did she blow through it already? The way she lives, if she can't come up with $12,000, she deserves to lose her house.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
wow she looks like stephen tyler
Why is it that all these housewives are broke as a joke?
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Speaking of Steven Tyler...
Boston Herald
August 23, 2009 1:31 PM
Aerosmith isn’t breaking up, but the rock ’n’ roll legends are going on strike until lead singer Steven Tyler straightens up - and sobers up, according to band sources, according to the Boston Herald.
“Truthfully, he’s a liability for the band,” one source told the Track . “He’s uninsurable because of all the accidents and cancelled dates.”
Steven, 61, who had been the poster boy for the 12 steps, has fallen off the wagon hard and was partying like a teenager at the 69th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota where he fell off the stage during a show, we’re told.
As you know by now, the Bad Boys of Boston had to scrap their summer tour last week after Tyler’s fall, which left the frontman with a broken left shoulder and 20 stitches in his head.
Since the Sturgis drama the frontman hasn’t picked up the phone to call his longtime bandmates Joe Perry, Tom Hamilton, Joey Kramer and Brad Whitford, sources said.
ahahah! noone will even be able to tell the difference! lynn better step up "cuff love" or whatever the hell its called and pay that damn rent!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
She has tits like tori spelling, poor thing. They don't look happy at all.
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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:37pm.
She looks like a Botoxed Steven Tyler in drag.
How can you tell when Steven Tyler is in drag?
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He has boobies! Ugly ones to match his face:)
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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:37pm.
She looks like a Botoxed Steven Tyler in drag.
How can you tell when Steven Tyler is in drag?
I didn't know the Grand Canyon was in Orange County. Oh, that's her cleavage? Sorry. A natural mistake.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:37pm.
She looks like a Botoxed Steven Tyler in drag.
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OMG! You are so right.
Her tits are a mess.
She looks like a Botoxed Steven Tyler in drag.
Tristram,
She was Season 3! I loved that show!! I loved the Pretty Stupid trying to get the Dorky Genius!
It makes ya realise that the "only pretty" has their hay days in the 20's/30's then they become a "Real Housewife", but the "smarty" doesn't come into their own until after 35/40, then Bada-bing!
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
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Has-been washed-up freak show dies. Tomorrow's monday. Maybe some real news will occur.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:50pm.
I watched her *hangs head* on "Beauty And The Geek."
Which one was she? That was actually a funny show. The guys were def virginal geeks; the chicks were not so much beauties as bimbos.
T.V.,
*furiously wipes down barcalounger and foot stool*
Ok!
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
Tristram,
I saw Megan before she became *pfft* corrupted *coff* by VH1!!!
I watched her *hangs head* on "Beauty And The Geek"!!! Yeah!! I suck!!!
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/beauty-and-the-geek/exclusive-interview-...
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
well I guess no one can question whether he was guilty or not....
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
The Mounties always get their man. He might be dead, in a cheap motel room, and they had no idea he was there, but he won't run now.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:29pm.
RCMP say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins, reality-show contestant accused of murdering his ex-wife, has been found dead of apparent suicide in Hope, B.C., motel.
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I was hoping for something moose related.
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I was hoping for bacon. :)
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:29pm.
RCMP say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins, reality-show contestant accused of murdering his ex-wife, has been found dead of apparent suicide in Hope, B.C., motel.
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I was hoping for something moose related.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:40pm.
I only saw her when she was on Rock of Love *shameface* and she was atrocious then. I imagine she didn't get any better...probably worse.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:34pm.
I'm there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:35pm.
Is she that bad? I haven't see the show. If he actually won, as some reports have it, it'll be classic TV.
I'm just happy no one has to go thru a long, expensive trial.
Tristram,
Why oh why could he not have taken Megan with him??
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
T.V.,
Uh, it's in my house, so yah, duh.
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
Good lord, that chin!
RCMP say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins, reality-show contestant accused of murdering his ex-wife, has been found dead of apparent suicide in Hope, B.C., motel.
this is about the funniest shit ive read in ages
OMG I want to stab Heidi Montag....she is so GOD AWFUL. She makes Britney look like Whitney Houston. OMG OMG. MK better write about this.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:25pm.
Does it have a doggy-style setting?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
T.V.,
Yah, my barcalounger needs your D.N.A.! There's a footstool here with clown makeup on it....
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
METRO VANCOUVER — Fugitive Ryan Jenkins, wanted in the murder of his swimsuit model ex-wife, has been found dead in British Columbia, police have confirmed.
RCMP are currently conducting a press conference to disclose more information to the media.
Just three hours earlier, Mounties met with the media to confirm that the reality TV star is hiding out in western Canada.
The leathery skin offsets the bad tit job nicely, it must be like fucking a used Barcalounger.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:06pm.
Hahahahaha. of course you did. Ms. America is cute.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:01pm.
anyone else watching the miss universe fuckery?!?!
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I don't see it on. Does it come later for PST? Not that I'm going to watch.
She's a major stoner. Her and her husband probably forgot to pay the bills because they were stoned. And forgot.
um....yuck????
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Fucka doodle-do.
moomarse!
And she smells like jerkey!
Oh my god!!! I think we found something to ward off that big Kardashian!!! (sp?)
http://www.businessnorth.com/pics/articlepics/Link_Sasquatch2.jpg
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:01pm.
anyone else watching the miss universe fuckery?!?!
ive masterbated twice and booked a flight to central europe...
the american one sucks!
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"I'm not going to dance for you 23 year old assholes at TMZ who have done NOTHING with their lives."- Jack Nicholson
anyone else watching the miss universe fuckery?!?!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Frank might be partly at fault, but just take $12k of your Housewives money and pay da damn rent.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:43pm.
*poke*poke*poke*
Feels like plastic!
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squeeze her cheek.... it's sounds just like an empty water bottle! ;D
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
All I saw at first was what looks like a white doctor or lab technician coat, and I felt terrified for anyone who would need to put their well-being in her hands.
What is she holding?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
*poke*poke*poke*
Feels like plastic!
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People get upset when you talk about gay marriage, which is weird, cuz everyone loves gays when they write the song “Karma Chameleon" or star in the movie “Top Gun”, but then all of a sudden…..
How is it someone so skinny-looking can have such fat fingers? I would seriously think those were Mickey Rourke's hands with press-on nails if I I couldn't see anything above the sleeve cuffs.
LOL MK! That was a hilarious post. She has weird things in her face. Looks like gophers have been tunneling through her cheeks and they left those raised trails.