Wednesday, August 26th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Macaulay Culkin (29)
Keke Palmer (16)
Evan Ross (21)
Cassie (23)
Chris Pine (29)
Shirley Manson (43)
Chris Burke (44)
Wanda De Jesus (49)
Branford Marsalis (49)
Brett Cullen (53)
Valerie Simpson (63)
Barbert Schroeder (68)

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Submitted by the violator on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:59am.

danielle savre is 21

you've just been violated!

Submitted by joan cusack on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:28pm.

Aww...he looks like his old self in this pic..cute!

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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:17pm.

Chris Pine is the same age as Mccaulay Culkin? Wow...Chris seems to be older, or maybe I just rem Culkin from when he was a kid.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:46am.

HB VALERIE SIMPSON:

In the lead...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxE0rTK5Sc

In the background (for the studio version)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McGPwPDcY4Y

Submitted by ja_guide on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:39am.

Happy birthday to Branford Marsalis and Valerie Simpson.

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:06am.

Definitely would hit Pine, but he does kinda look creepy, somehow. Like a Japanese cartoon character of an American, come to life.

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Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:06am.

This is a good list of happy b-day sluts.

Kinda makes me proud of being a virgo, almost... just 'cause... Shirley Manson!

Love her!

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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:53am.

Macauley Culkin is 29? This makes me feel very old & I only just turned 33.

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:19am.

Macaulay is HOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT! YUM!

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Submitted by mimi on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:17am.

omg!! macaulay and chris pine the same day and the same age as mee!!

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Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:10am.

my birfday tooo 29+2

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:54am.

Ashford & Simpson, "Solid"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWKKJgJfwKY

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:36am.

HB Shirley Manson.

Garbage - Special

Mornin' MK ♥

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:33am.

damn jazzy
i was about to say I'd hit that!
Lmao

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:30am.

happy birthday chris pine you hot piece. **************************************************************
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:29am.

HB Chris!!!! 30 is a fabulous age!
One day I will get there too. :D

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:28am.

Ew! Macaulay looks like an unpopped zit.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:27am.

Happy bday Chris E!

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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:25am.

Happy birthday, Shirley Manson! I love you, you red-headed Scot!

And I also assume it is BARBET Schroeder...I thought he would be older than 68.

Good morning, D-Listers!

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:24am.

My birthday, too. Damn I'm thi-- thir---...29+1.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:21am.

When MC is almost 30 years old I am officially ancient

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:19am.

Culkin will perpetually look 10 years old.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:08am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:36am.

HB Branford Marsalis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvKYSX46Idk
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Oooh. Nice.

HB, Hos!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:06am.

HB Branford Marsalis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvKYSX46Idk

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:03am.

aw but they grow up so fast. HB Mac.
He was hilarious as Karen's divorce lawyer on Will & Grace.

Love Shirley Manson -- another lady worthy of goddess status. Happy 43rd.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:03am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:31am.
Oh, God. I thought that was Melanie Griffith!
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Oh, now ISMU, if only her eyes weren't so pulled back, poor Melanie would cry.

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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:01am.

Oh, God. I thought that was Melanie Griffith!

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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:00am.

he's the same age as me? wtf...I thought I was older. Time flies like flies...ummm. duh anywais happy bday to all birthday people today.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:00am.

Happy B-Day Valerie Simpson! (singing "Solid" to myself) and Chris Burke! (Team Corky)

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:54am.

Macauly is 29!? When did I get so damn old?

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:54am.

I can almost hear Catherine O'Hara shrieking "KEVIN!!!! Put DOWN that cigarette!!!"

But he's almost 30! My God, how time flies.

And yes, Mother Superior, isn't it BARBET Schroeder?

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:52am.

If I ever manage to have a kid, I'd choose the name Barbert, no matter what the child's gender is. Barbert is simply amazing.
MK probably meant Barbet Schroeder...

HB to all on the list, no idea who they are exept Kevin.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:47am.

well mcaluuy your's too old for michael jackson to fuck so there's that.

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