Panty Creamer Of The Morning
Here's something to cleanse your palette after the diarrhea-covered atrocity below. Nothing will make you wet in the mouth and tingly in the genitals faster than a big piece of greasy manstick. And today's serving is courtesy of Eggs from True Blood. Eggs made peen holes sing and pussies faint when he brought out his buttery nipples at yesterday's Tag the World Celebrity Charity Triathlon in Waikiki, Hawaii. Bitch is all lubed up and ready to go!
Other "celebrity" contestants at the triathlon tried to make hos bust cream in their panties, but nobody brought it like Eggs. Jeremy Jackson (aka Hobie from Baywatch) is sort of giving me peen goose bumps, but dude still looks like he suffers from meth dick, which is the worst kind. You know, meth dick is when it shrinks up a bit and barfs after 2 quick seconds of hard awkward pounding. That's some "I want mah money back" dick.
Also, Andy Baldwin, that Bachelor dude who breaks my gaydar every time, got half-nekkid, but he does nothing for me. It's like staring at a soggy bowl of Grape Nuts. Nothing.
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that guy in the background in the purple spandex outfit is sooo creaming himself
It's funny that True Blood is populated by a bunch of hot guys with incredible bodies (Eggs, Jason Stackhouse, Lafayette, Eric Northman) but only modestly attractive women. That's probably why it appeals to gay men and straight women so much.
Mehcad Brooks' abs go on and on and on and on....
Speaking of Eggs, how shitty was it that "True Blood" was only 46 mins. long last night? Lame.
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It appears that Hobie shaves his legs and his entire body for that matter. How odd. Maybe he is a swimmer?
Eggs-MECHAD BROOKS-was one of the guys in my "stable" of cleaners.I had a business that catered to the hi-end stores & industry mansions.His main qualification: You're lookin' at it.He was "middle of the pack" considering some of the guys who used to work for me.True story.
He's the hottest thing on that show! I'd totally hit it.
Well at least I have my morning Eggs. Totally pissed about last nights episode. I want my F-ing 15 minutes HBO!!
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Someone needs to tell Andy spandex is a priviledge, not a birthright.
he is so yummy......YUMMY.
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Mmm Mmm Mmmn! Dayum that boi is fine! He makes me type like this and I'm not even black ;) I always swoon when I see his hot chocolate body and voice.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
no cream here......ewwwwww
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
OMG C word! they are def Dangle's shorts!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:08am.
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Hehehe...Jim Dangle wants his shorts back...
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OMG! the nose picker!!! his shorts! His body! LMAO
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oh that guy in the khaki shorts is a hot mess. he's giving the camera the side eye, he's picking his nose, and he looks completely out of shape to be showing off his body at a triathlon.
so in other words, i love him.
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Tag the World is an odd jewelry-based world charity. The "triathlon" is a 700m beach swim, 12-mile bike race, then 5k run. (I don't think they have Imperial/metric worked out yet.)
http://www.tagtheworldtriathlon.com/event_info
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:13am.
hehehe. But who'd turn down a summer trip to HI, even if you had to run and swim a bit?
Very Nice. Ooh Wee that is how a man should look.
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:15am.
Anyone notice guy picking his nose in thumb #10?
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I almost didn't notice that because I was looking at his gayshorts. He's trying to pull it off as a scratch, but its a pick.
Anyone notice guy picking his nose in thumb #10?
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:11am.
I thought it was a CELEBRITY triathlon?
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"Celebrity" in the loosest sense of the word....or maybe it was sponsored by Celebrity Cruises?
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I thought it was a CELEBRITY triathlon?
I'll take a nice hot serving of Eggs for breakfast, YES PLEASE!Was it very cold there in Hawaii, cause his nips are looking very 'attentive.'
Hobie makes my skin crawl with his douchiness, plus he's going to look like Joey Buttafuoco in a few years *Shudders*
Andy Baldwin does nothing for me and he looks totally stupid in the thumbnail where he's flexin'.
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I have no idea who that guy is in the main pic but he needs to come with a FAN!
Phew!!! Think I just overheated.
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All these abs and extreme butter faces to go with them. LAME.
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Nothing for me here.
Hobie is so fucking nasty, I think he has tatooed eyeliner
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:56am.
Why is Jon Gosslin checking out his ass?
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HA! I was just thinking that, snowy!
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Can you imagine the set of Baywatch in its heyday?
Apparently, lots of meth and speed and other forms of crackery inevitably lured their ugly heads!
That is a face only your dealer could love!
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huh?
Why is Jon Gosslin checking out his ass?
morning hookers
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
"eggs" is just about as perfect as you can get...jeremy makes my skin crawl and i have no clue who that other dude is....
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
WTF? I thought this was supposed to be a "celebrity" triathalon? I'm down with Benedict there for obvious reasons but still wouldn't call a single one of the a celeb.
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Only the first guy does it for me. The second dude looks like a douche extraordinaire and the last guy...meh. BO-ring.
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I find very few people literally unbearable to look at. Jeremy Jackson is one of them.
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Hobie looks like an escaped mental patient in the 6th thumb.
Sorry, no.
The lines on that last guy's shorts are giving him a pear shape. Ew.
Sorry.
Is that the prez?
I think Richard Simmon's style shorts should be required for all triathlon events.
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I agree about Andy Baldwin. I just don't think he's even slightly attractive. He's in shape but his body is funky to me. He reminds me of the kid from Saved by the Bell. In fact, the only thing attractive about him is his medical degree.
I agree about Andy Baldwin. I just don't think he's even slightly attractive. He's in shape but his body is funky to me. He reminds me of the kid from Saved by the Bell. In fact, the only thing attractive about him is his medical degree.
Oh yeah! Nice palette cleanser after that Montag abomination.