Katie Price's Clean Image Is In Danger
Katie Price's friends and managers are begging her to drop her latest dick after details of some movie he shot a while ago were released. Katie's piece, Alex Reid, stars in a movie called Killer Bitch, which features him raping a girl played by actress Yvette Rowland. In the scene, Alex grabs her by the neck, chokes her a bit, pulls down his chonies and then does her. This has made Katie's aides all nervous-like, because they think this will ruin her "family-friendly image." I'll wait here while you go and get some Windex to clean up the Tang (with a splash of Bacardi) you spit up on your monitor after reading that last part.
One friend told The Mirror, “It’s very seedy. A number of friends and her media advisers feel her relationship with Alex will be detrimental to both her and her career. They desperately want her to leave him before it’s too late. Pete’s beyond outraged by this new low. He thinks it’s absolutely disgusting and can’t believe his children are spending time in the presence of this man.”
Yes, this will definitely tarnish Katie's good name since she is such a pristine virgin flower who wilts when you even curse in front of her. Cue Harvey shouting: "BITCH, PLEASE!"
Before Jodie Marsh came on the scene, Katie was the skankest skank who ever skanked (aww...memories). So her boyfriend's "fake rap scene" is nothing. Her friends need to stop worrying about stupid shit like this and focus on more important things: LIKE KATIE'S BUSTED TO SHIT WEAVE! Get that bitch a garden hoe so that she can tame the weed nest on her head. It looks like she accidentally dropped a cookie crumb in her hair and Harvey went crazy to try and find it.
I also don't approve of those obese tarantula legs on her eyes, but I understand why she's wearing them. Those things block her vision a bit, so that when she looks at her boyfriend's Quasimodo face, she doesn't get the full effect.
Here's Katie and her lovah on holiday in Cadiz, Spain yesterday.
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..because she was so sweet and wholesome with her tits hanging out and doing drugs knocked the fuck up....
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Is she pregnant, she has been more clothed lately, loose fitting moo-moos and such. OMG! How wonderful that would be, she permanently attached to this ape hmmmm??Anyway I do hope they do break up soon because I no Magila here will run straight to the tabloids, her failure of a life is so entertaining.
The only shock in this story Alex Reid isn't making a gay porno. Doesn't he allegedly have a thing for Thai trannies?
Forget that South African runner! Someoene lift Yvette Rowland's skirt and check for the spaghetti and meathballs.
Those girls better make sure they stay a few feet away from the Price. If bitch see them (even if they have "Team Katie" on their stomachs) she'll probably claw their eyes out.
I've never known a celebrity to be such a bitch and to her own fans. Insecure much?
He looks like he has Down syndrome features. She looks like a younger black hair version of Pam Anderson. Unless she is Asian or another ethnic her hair can't be that black or that gnarly. Her eyelashes are ew.
Did anyone else pause and add tang and bacardi to their mental bank of "cocktails to make instead when your ass forgets to pick up mixers"? I want one now.
Am I missing something? Why all the fuss?
He was an actor in a movie where his character raped a woman. So, presumably, when he raped that woman he was acting. Yes? So he is an actor, right? Or a rapist? I'm so confused.
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The first beer-spewing laugh came after family-friendly, but then - "career" ???! Ahahahahahahaha!! It's just not safe to drink that 1st beer of the day & read dlisted.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
A MAJAH slut with a family friendly image. What a concept!
Wow....the hair and eye lashes are killing me, beautiful girl, but this shyt is killing me. I think she probably needs to give my favorite "Housewife" Kim Z a call to try out one of her new "white lady" wigs. Now that is a nice damn wig line. She'll have her Barbie Dolled up in no time. Synthetic hair and wisk brooms for eye lashes are a must have for this fall.
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(Tang with Vodka, well! that's a different story altogether!) ;)
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Short Answer: It's Classified.
Long Answer: It's Classified. And I don't like you.
That weave looks like it was made from the matted fur of a sasquatch that was run over several times by an 18 wheeler and left in the rain to rot.
I've been gone a while.....when did they break up?
did she realize he is gay?
Isn't that why celeb's have "aides"??? So they can blow sparkley bullshit up their asses to inflate their egos so they can blindly keep paying their fucking aides and think, no, WE are the crazy ones, and not them (think GOOP here...)???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
yes, I can see why her people would be concerned. After shoving a cell phone up her coochie, she needs to watch who she dates.....it might ruin her image.
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Don't put another dime in the jukebox, I don't want to hear that song no more
Didn't we just get a close-up of her nekkid hoo-ha and what-nots a day or so ago? She does an awesome job of keeping her supreme skank status alive and well all on her own. Its not like he participated in some rapey hardcore porn, like they had in the 70's.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Um, it was a role in a movie. As in - not real. We all know Katie has never done anything less than wholesome in order to break into her shiteous showbiz career, right? After all, it's not like she a started out as a topless model in a magazine. Drunkenly shoving your phone up your pussy in an SUV so all the paps can take pics and distribute them across the globe = less trashy than a legitimate acting job. Riiiiight.
Her image is as clean as a hot tub full of hookers.
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The only thing at this point that could possibly be "detrimental" to her "career" is if she got drunk and shoved a cell phone up her snatch....
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:25am.
Never underestimate katie.
She's such an esteemed, skankdafied, and filled with the HO-ly ghost slut that her reputation will survive this.
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You Sir, are a POET!!! Ha ha ha!
And "Family friendly image"? Since when?
Being worried about a dude who did a MOVIE about a FAKE rape is fucking retarded. Worry when he rapes a girl in REALITY, not in a movie. Gosh, either magazines are stupid, people are stupid or both.
Katie Price is as family friendly the red district.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
katie's family image equals cellphones up her snatch...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I'd like to take a crack torch to those eyebrows.
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Cookie crumb in her hair...hilarious. That guy is hot, though. Stupid, thick and sexy.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:36am.
i am totally team peter...hes such a great father and he was a good husband to her...
pete is ok in my books...shame he got trampled by that ho bag
Wow. It must be wonderful to be so stupid. Every day must seem like Saturday.
Team Pete FTMFW. And if that Aussie decontaminates his peen, I'd totally suck on it for shits and giggles, because I dig sleazy Eurotrash. *halo*
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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Katie Price has a clean, family friendly image? If that passes for clean and family-friendly in England, then I would be the fucking Mother Theresa! Fake tits, topless model in the newspaper, orange leather skin and skanky clothes and that's clean and family friendly? I need to get to England, fast.
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I like the pix of her in the Mail shoveling a kebab and chips into her fluorescent cakehole at 4 a.m., after a boozy night out. Some lady gets in her face and calls her a slag. Then, just to drive the message home, the ladeee writes it on a piece of paper and holds it up for the kebab crowd to see, hehehehehe...then she's escorted from the kebab shop by the kebab shop "security."
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Submitted by andy765 on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:35am.
Can I slap you across the chops with a butterscotch peen?
When they first came to US, I thought that Peter was a lil too wussy for Katie. Her new guy is exactly the type of guy I envision her with. I dont really care about any of them, but I am Team Peter all the way, bc any man that takes care and loves a mentally handicapped child that isnt his, gets my vote.
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Chances are the just finished re enacting the whole scene, she seems like the type that likes to be buggered then slapped across the chops with a butterscotch peen.
Her image is about as clean as Blohan's cooter.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She's got a wedding/engagement ring on.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:22am.
Didn't you know celebs need a holiday from being on holiday!
*rolls eyes*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Does her 'male friend' remind anyone else of a Dick Tracy character?
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
Is he ugly or what? One of the most unattractive men I've ever seen....
They deserve each other. Ugly inside and outside too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:22am.
AGAIN?????
ON HOLIDAY FROM WHAT!?!??!!?
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Harvey is a helluva kid.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Bahahahahaha! That's the dunbest I have ever heard!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
THAT is family-friendly? She looks like a 3-dollah (well, 3-pound) hooker most of the time.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
"This has made Katie's aides all nervous-like, because they think this will ruin her "family-friendly image."
And by "family" we mean the Mansons.
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Bottom-feeder.
Never underestimate katie.
She's such an esteemed, skankdafied, and filled with the HO-ly ghost slut that her reputation will survive this.
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bawahahahahahahhaahah she is worried about what?
Did he fake rape someone with a cell phone?
I like the "Team Pete" kids. One guy is just showing off his abs randomly.
Cookie crumb! OMG! This guy looks like Dopey in the face.
AGAIN?????
ON HOLIDAY FROM WHAT!?!??!!?
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Dr. Penski's & Dr. Phil family friendly image.