Oh, What A Beautiful Pair!
HAHAHAHAHA! My recurring nightmare CHERYL BURKE is stuck with former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay for the new season of Dancing For A Check! Thank Cheesus they didn't give Mop Head a hot piece.
You don't know how many delicious dinners were absolutely ruined last season thanks to Mop Head getting all horny around Gilles Marini's toasted skin baguette. Seriously, my stomach turned inside/out every time CHERYL BURKE looked at Gilles with those "fuckme" eyes like she was all ready to soak up his sex juices with her mop head. Vom, wipe, vom, wipe, vom....
I'm not going to put my barf bucket away just yet, because the minute Mop Head rubs all over Tom all sexy-like, I will not be able to control myself. Knowing her skanky ass, she will.
The rest of the couples have also been announced. Just nod and pretend like you know who all of these whores are. I even tried Googling the name of a bitch I didn't recognize and it came back with, "Nevah heard of him." The couples are:
Mya and Dmitri Chaplin
Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas
Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova
Ashley Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska
Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff
Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani
Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo
Louie Vito and Chesie Hightower
Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya
Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson
Tom DeLay and Mop Head
Macy Gray and Jonathan Roberts
Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough
Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer
Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel
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My favorite crack head will be on aka Aaron Carter! Dude is still alive?!
This show blows, but I usually watch 5-10 minutes at a time.
Why is "Mop Head" Michael K's arch rival? I've never seen this dancing show, but I think its funny how much she irritates MK for some reason.
Do people really enjoy watching people dance? I hate dancing.
Never heard of him? MK, Donny Osmond is a former singer with a group called the Osmond Brothers. Unlike the Doobies, these guys really were brothers and would never doobie.
Instead they fuck like bunnies and have about a million kids each so their cult of a church can take over the world.
Donnie also has a sister who, we are told, is a "Little bit country". He is reported to be a "little bit rock and roll" but I wouldn't bet the doobie money on it.
They also have LOTS of very large teeth and she currently is claiming to have lost 50 lbs on "Nutri-system", whatever that is.
Eww he's so gross looking. Looks like a pedophile. I'd quit my job if i had to dance with his ass.
My money is on either Debi Mazar or Mark D (The Chairman on Iron Chef).
Cheryl is my favourite professional dancer on "Dancing with the stars." Good luck to Tom DeLay.
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Kelly Osbourne? Give us a break! Her Dad is a star.
Hells yes. That hot bitch Maksim is paired up with that other hot bitch Debi Mazar. I might actually have to tune in for this.
I heard some where that Mya is a trained dancer... I don't think that's fair to the other contestants...
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 12:01pm.
Is he a reptilian?
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No, precious, a Luciferian.
FUCK De Lay. He needs a bullet not some dance shoes. Crook. Him being on this show is not cute and it's not funny.
It's pretty obvious they drew straws and Karina Smirnoff got the shortest one.
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I can't believe that they are actually having Macy Gray & Kelly Osbourne on there. I think it's horrible that they're exploiting mentally retarded people in such a manner.
How can Macy possibly learn dances when she is too strung out from heroin or the crackpipe?
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I'd like to beat her with Swiffer Wet Jet.
Donny Osmond will take this thing!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I just imagine Aaron Carter reeking of that alcoholic smell and as he dances leaving a trail of slime and pimple pus. And yellow meth teeth in HD. His segments really should be filmed in black and white.
wtf - Macy Gray and Jonathan Roberts... i must watch only for these two!
MK's hate over Cheryl lets me know its OK to hate Amanda Bynes.
I really don't hate her, but I dislike how damn pretty she is.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
This I got to see. That, and KO's jowls flapping around.
years ago I read an ad in the entertainment section of the Boston Globe: "Limited Engagement! Michael Bolton performs the Songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber...!!!!" And I thought: "End of the World".
Now - I dunno - Tom Delay and Cheryl Burke....I dodged the bullet once - can I get lucky again? Just the thought of them HOLDING one another and DANCING....
Perhaps the galactic core exploded millions of years ago - sending out purifying lethal radiation - which will mercifully arrive just in time to destroy us all before these two horrors set foot on the dance floor. We can only hope...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Let's get Joe Biden on that show! Pronto!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
"you got to express
what is taboo in you
and share your freak with the rest of us
cause it's a beautiful thang"
love me some Macy. don't know if she can dance, and I don't care. she's the female version of Beck.
and Mop Head is an assault on the eyes.
If they're going to have shitbags like DeLay on there, why not just go all out and ask O.J. and get it over with?
They can dig up Nicole to be his partner.
Tom Delay.LMFAO.hoooheehaaaaomgLOL *tear,too good* thank you... =D
Dancing with the Hasbeens and the Disgraced
Mop Head and Bug Man - hahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 12:01pm.
Is he a reptilian?
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BWAHAHHA! If he wins we know they have officially taken over the Earth.
I di not watch this the last few times it was on, but I MUST see Macy Gray and Debi Mazar, so I'll set the Tivo.
Tom Delay was always an idiot, but now he will be a dancing idiot!
Is he a reptilian?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:56am.
@Chirio: Refresh!
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(side eye to self) um thank you angel_i
Coma Caca!!
if I had to dance with a republican, I'd kick him sqaw in the nutes.
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Fucka doodle-do.
@Chirio: Refresh!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Debi and Maksim For the Win!
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see I edited and came after. w-t-hell. or am i the slow one. arrgh woof woof
Coma Caca!!
With all the Russian dancers, I'm surprised this show isn't sponsored by Stoli. I guess the ballet training didn't pan out.
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:52am.
this is as exciting as watching me type this post. lol
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Less exciting even. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
O yeah! Lacey Schwimmer! She (he?) is my favourite!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
this is as exciting as watching me type this post comment. lol. how come my pic wont change. this site is slow since last wk. hijueputa internet
Coma Caca!!
debi mazar and macy gray should be hot.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
Well I guess it's Mya and Dmitri for the win.
I love Dmitri. I keep rewatching his group dance from SYTYCD from this past season.
I am so excited that it starts again in 2 weeks. I am sad though that I have to start deleting this past season's from my DVR :(
EtA: I just want to clarify that I am excited for SYTYCD not Dancing with the Hasbeens.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
What's with this "Mop Head"??? I thought her name was WHOREVIPERBITCHCUNT, or something like that........
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
What's crazy is that that pic of Tom DeLay is his mug shot from when he was arrested.
word Smurfy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Tom Delay will be the first to go, if he even makes it to the first round. Some lame fucking excuse to drop out in 3...2...
And hopefully Kathy Ireland wears loose, revealing clothes!
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Macy Gray and Jonathan Roberts?!?!?! I am waiting impatiently to LMFAO!
See? Aaron Carter is the proof that male Disney whores can also become successful and wholesome adults... I bet it's the mixture of presidential blood and meth running on his veins.
Go Carter!, dance for your fix blondie! DANCE! hahaha!
Tom looks Delayed.
why MK doesn't like Mop Head again? I can't remember why I have to hate this Ho.
I won't watch anyways, SYTYCD starts in september again, so if I want to see real dancers, that is where I will go.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K