Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
The rumors about Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston doing lovey dovey stuff together off-camera just won't die! Last month, Gerry shot down the whispers by saying he wasn't a chinny chaser. Or something. Well, now People is saying that Gerry and Jenny got all touchy with each other in NYC on Saturday night.
One source said that the big dudeslut and the eternal cat lady started out their night by having dinner at Freeman's on the Lower East Side. After they finished there, they farted on over to the lounge at The Jane Hotel where "witnesses" say they were "holding hands." What the witnesses didn't say is that both Jenny and Gerry's pr whores were on either side of them holding a pistol to their heads while screaming "HOLD HANDS NOW!" I mean, she has a movie coming out, he has a movie coming out, they are filming a movie together...it all works out!
I refuse to believe that a huge whore like Gerry holds hands in a bar. That's a little too sweet for his ass. Sluts don't hold hands, they hold genitals and tittays. So, all publicists involved need to hold a pow wow over a bong and try again.
Here's Gerry and Jenny on the neverending shoot for The Bounty in NYC today.
• 
Gerry is cute, doubt he & Jenny are doing the nasty.
I was there: she was there for two seconds and he stayed talking to lots of different ladies till the bar closed.
I don't understand some of the Jen hatred. She looks great. Looks like staying single with no children is keeping her young. More power too her. As for Butler, it's pretty much known he's a manwhore but why is no one calling him out. The double standard is glaring.
So let's see...Gerard Butler is someone who always has different eye candy. Why isn't he painted as a lonely, desperate man? Talk about a fucking double-standard.
I love MK but I wish he wouldn't perpetuate the Jolie press machine that wants everyone to think she's some pathetic man-chasing loser because Jolie is a man-eating whore.
I wish Michael K would put up a Sliiimmmmyy post, I really want to mock him
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Submitted by lucy3232 on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:00pm.
Die, die, die
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
*******Billionaireromance .com******
It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The police men looks pretty hot though, I'm a sucker for a man in uniform
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:45pm.
Ha! That's JJ speak. They're not allowed to say that over there.
Neener neener NEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NER!!! ;p
and HA! It's the other side! LOLOL!
*********************************************
angel_i: Don't be such a smart@$$, that is
N@@n@r n@@n@r N@@@@@@@@@@@@@-N@R!!!.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by Disgusted With You on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:23pm.
MK, you are a c@nt. How much are Brangie paying you these days? This is the last time I will patronize your vicious little site.
Oh and by the way, you are not and you have never been funny. There's more to humor than sniggering about bodily functions and private parts. Idiot!
************************************************
It's cunt, C-U-N-T, talk about MK all you want, but do not disrepect the "Heather Mills" word of the English language. If you can't say it or speak it in it's entirety, then don't attempt it.
***********************************
Ha! That's JJ speak. They're not allowed to say that over there.
Neener neener NEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NER!!! ;p
and HA! It's the other side! LOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:38pm.
I know her! She was married to Brad Pitt, right? Whatever happened to those two?
***********************************
I think they died, achally. Can't remember - something about an accident with a Tiger at the zoo...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:38pm.
She came to her senses and dumped the fool. He currently makes a living as Mr Angelina Jolie
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
I know her! She was married to Brad Pitt, right? Whatever happened to those two?
Submitted by oldpossum on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:18pm.
The one Oscar win was for playing herself, she was a nutjob in real life she played a nutjob on screen. Not a stretch
And Brad's one token nomination was in the year that Miley Cyrus received a nomination, clearly for RATINGS, getting the king and the queen of tabloids and the Disney crowd there. He didn't win at ONE awards event he was nominated for, no one thought he was good enough for even ONE award.
Maybe Hannah Montana has a space for him since both him and Miley were Oscar nominees in 2008
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Eternal cat lady? LOL! At least she is not pimping her cats out like brangelina do with their kids.
How many Oscar wins and noms does Jen have?
*********************************************
And that makes french kissing your brother and screwing someone else's husband ok?
Ah, I love the loonies!
Thanks provy. You know the loonies would come for their heads if they said that. Guiliana DePanty would have a stroke.
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Disgusted With You on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:23pm.
MK, you are a c@nt. How much are Brangie paying you these days? This is the last time I will patronize your vicious little site.
Oh and by the way, you are not and you have never been funny. There's more to humor than sniggering about bodily functions and private parts. Idiot!
************************************************
It's cunt, C-U-N-T, talk about MK all you want, but do not disrepect the "Heather Mills" word of the English language. If you can't say it or speak it in it's entirety, then don't attempt it.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 12:57pm.
I want to see that movie her hubby has out. It's called Inglorious Bastards...is it about their children?
bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
If any of these late night talk show shitheads had any balls, this joke would be in their opening monologue
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
"I'm not going to dance for 23 year old assholes at TMZ who have done NOTHING with their lives."- Jack Nicholson
Submitted by Disgusted With You on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:23pm.
you seem to be confused. this is a jen friendly site.
and we will be happy to have you gone you nosenseofhumorstickupyourassbastard.
-------------------------
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
MK, you are a c@nt. How much are Brangie paying you these days? This is the last time I will patronize your vicious little site.
Oh and by the way, you are not and you have never been funny. There's more to humor than sniggering about bodily functions and private parts. Idiot!
How many Oscar wins and noms does Jen have?
That's right probably zero.
oopsy!
Sharp chins are very dangerous and should come with a warning!
FUG FUG FUG!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Holding hands is sweet.
************
Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
Galiléo
Since they are both adults and single, I would think they can do whatever the hell they want!!!!
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:48pm.
have we found a new way to get the little jolie worshipers irate?
Jen IS Angie??!
wait NO
Angie Is JEN!!
---------------
and I am GOD.
LOL @ Kiv. But if Jen dates a married man, she wont be any betta than Angie. Thats Angie's stylo
----------------------------------------
Resistance is Futile!
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:44pm.
me too! LOL I circled yes.if only adult relationships were that simple.*sighs*
*********************************
If only! *siiiiiiiigh!*
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
have we found a new way to get the little jolie worshipers irate?
Jen IS Angie??!
wait NO
Angie Is JEN!!
-------------------------
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:44pm.
me too! LOL I circled yes.if only adult relationships were that simple.*sighs*
Submitted by Niko on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:44pm.
GOD BLESS THE ANISTON-BUTLERS
LOL
So that would be BUSTERS for short?
Or ANTLER? Or BUTTON?
*****************************
GerJen? JenGer? JenniBut?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:17pm.
She also passed him a note that read:
Do you like me? Circle answer below:
Yes No Maybe
********************************
I got my first boyfriend like that. Eventually.
I circled "maybe" and passed it back and he looked at me like he din't mean to put that option on there;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
GOD BLESS THE ANISTON-BUTLERS
LOL
So that would be BUSTERS for short?
Or ANTLER? Or BUTTON?
------------------------
Auri sacra fames
Submitted by skatko on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:18pm.
Shes only the poster girl for people like Perez Hilton who has been single MOST of his life.
Shes dating like Cameron Diaz is dating, like Rosario Dawson is dating etc etc, how do you know shes not the one dumping the guys.
Also why date a normal guy, if she can hotties like Gerard and Bradley Cooper and Paul Sculfor.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Didn't Jen already co-star with him in Tombraider? I think she was married to Billy Bob then.
I agree with Borgqueen. Maniston just makes it too easy to be a target. Forget those hollywood homo's. It's almost incestous (sp) there. Find a normal guy and stop being the poster girl for being dumped! Having said that, is it her fault the paps follow her every move and report everything she does? (Probably it is.)
She also passed him a note that read:
Do you like me? Circle answer below:
Yes No Maybe
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I loved her father in Midnight Cowboy!
I have heard it all from Perez Hilton. Jen just smiles at a guy and shes bedding him, I'm just shocked Perez hasn't claimed shes in love with him. The only person who needs to pimp his love life out and use relationships to get attention is Brad Pitt.
At least one isn't hearing about "soulmates", not wanting to get married for gays (even though between Brad and Angelina they have three marriages) and how sex in a grotto is cool
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Unitl someone releases the grainy, indistiguishable, could-be-any-two-white-people security-cam photos from the restaurant/club (a la Rimes-Cibiran), I refuse to believe it...
She had that really bad phase where she couldn't eat because she felt guilty that others had nothing to eat.
*****
Yeah right. I love how she tries to make an eating disorder sound saintly. \
She had that really bad phase where she couldn't eat because she felt guilty that others had nothing to eat.
*****
Yeah right. I love how she tries to make an eating disorder sound saintly. \
I donated my ovaries to the Jenny-Needs-A-Baby-To-Be-Just-Like-Skeletina Foundation.
And threw in a pound of heroin so maybe she can get an Oscar.
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
so what if she's fucking him? I say good for her, get some good dick while you can, life is too short to be stressing over relationships, kids and marriage.
you hear that Brad, that's the sound of your life disappearing before your eyes, all you'll be left with soon is a few grey pubes, an ex junky for a partner and a bunch of kids who will all have drug habits by the age of 12. Tough shit Bradley....life is a cunt and then you meet one and then you die.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 12:40pm.
GOD BLESS THE ANISTON-BUTLERS
*************************************
LOL, fuck that made me giggle like a lunatic.
LOL stoney!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I disagree, I think her ugliest lover was Billy Bob Thornton. That guy is naaasty.
lol, didn't she lose one of her children in the changeling?
Bah, her co-stars/"lovers" are getting uglier and uglier. Butler is fugly as hell and his hairdye just plain daft. Poor cow.
------------------------
Auri sacra fames
Oh fuck me Stoney!
The dog just stared at me.
I want to see that movie her hubby has out. It's called Inglorious Bastards...is it about their children?
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."