Monday, August 24th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Lily Allen
At yesterday's V Festival, Lily Allen showed off her surfboard tittays by wearing an ensemble fit for a Hunts Point vagina vendor. It's Hookerpatra!
Yes, most toddlers have bigger chichis than Lily, but slutwear is for everybody! It really is. If you've got a massive "gut over bagina," throw some mesh on it and hit the streets. If you've got three ass cheeks, stuff 'em into some spandex and call it a day. And if you're like Lily and you've got bubbies the size of lentil been seeds, then throw on a bodysuit you found in Frederick's training bra section and git it!
HO SHIT: It's everyone's right (sarcasm).
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Gracias Farrah! ((abrazos y todo de todo) oooh ha!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:14pm.
Night all. thank you for the laughs and for listening. ((hugs)). much love!!
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buenas noches, linda. Recuerda que siempre estamos aqui!
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Night all. thank you for the laughs and for listening. ((hugs)). much love!!
Coma Caca!!
how wonderful..sounds like a wonderland. I want free tickets.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:49pm.
Capt Spaulding..when you said discount crack...is it ass crack or crack is whack thing???I am confused ha
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either one
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:46pm.
It was a stupid story
anyway. Later
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Nah, it was cute.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:46pm.
It was a stupid story
anyway. Later
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Silly - no way! That was a great story!
I love those stories.
I'm sad too but it's cuz I got away with everything. I'm telling you - that's not better;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Capt Spaulding..when you said discount crack...is it ass crack or crack is whack thing???I am confused ha
Coma Caca!!
Night Clarisse!!!!!!!! muuuuuuuua
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:22pm.
are there virgins in virginia? I'm just askin...cause I'm a virgin...(side eye)
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Nope, Virginia is for Lovers is their state slogan. NJ's state slogan is "NJ, come for the beaches, stay for the toxic waste, rampant corruption, bad driving, tranny whores, and discount crack"
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Sounds lovely. Where do I sign up?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
BYEEE, Clarisse!
*smooch*
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Night Clarisse!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:34pm.
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Nighty Night Clarisse ~~~ you have a good one (what do you mean you're ONLY 37???) sheee-it child... sweet dreams kiddo!
BTW - whadda do? I'll hire ya.... :) ?? ;)
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
ooooh goodness...thank you for the US history there. I failed in HS with that. I did like the school trips though
Coma Caca!!
@ Chirio
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If I remember correctly the colony was named Virginia after the "virgin queen" Elizabeth I who ruled England at that time.
Angel,
I'm sad??? =(
I'm 37 and unemployed...ok...i'm sad.
I'll catch you all later! I'm out!
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:22pm.
are there virgins in virginia? I'm just askin...cause I'm a virgin...(side eye)
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Nope, Virginia is for Lovers is their state slogan. NJ's state slogan is "NJ, come for the beaches, stay for the toxic waste, rampant corruption, bad driving, tranny whores, and discount crack"
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
are there virgins in virginia? I'm just askin...cause I'm a virgin...(side eye)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:17pm.
I'm just glad it's not in West Virginia, where I'd be legally required to tell the Groom that he sure has a purdy mouth.
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in that case, you'll also be in it for a good ole fashioned Brit ass kicking!
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do it for a fellow ho!
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:14pm.
I'm just glad it's not in West Virginia, where I'd be legally required to tell the Groom that he sure has a purdy mouth.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:10pm.
I go out with BOY for a few hours, then get home around 2 AM….to my Dad sitting at the kitchen table…98 lbs, no hair, no voice, but I KNEW I was in TROUBLE!!
Rebelling, I did it wrong! =)
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Holy Clarisse. That's sad. You, I mean. You're sad;p
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
If she tells the story about how he caught her sitting too close to the television, I'll have to start telling stories about how it was as the young antichrist.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@TV; K, fine. You win.
Except, you know - my mom has got borderline personality disorder - or she's bipolar. It's the family mystery cuz, in all these years, we can't make her go get checked out. She's just walking around like that in the free world.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:09pm.
OOOOH, do I get to make a speech?!!!!!
Sample speech: "yeah, I remember when I met these two, I was up late, drunk, talking about my johnson...."
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of course you can, i knew you would come up with something sweet like that. I better wear waterproof mascara, i might get teary-eyed.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:11pm.
@TV: It is pretty funny. I can go you one better, tho. My ex has a habit of finding and matching clothes in his closet so as to become different characters. Characters he'll walk around in for weeks at a time. He talks to everyone as tho he is this person and will NOT break for anything. He's been an old Czech, a French Philosopher and a homeless man among others. You think dressing up once at a private function is bad? ;p
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I have a brother with schizophrenia.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:10pm.
I go out with BOY for a few hours, then get home around 2 AM….to my Dad sitting at the kitchen table…98 lbs, no hair, no voice, but I KNEW I was in TROUBLE!!
Rebelling, I did it wrong! =)
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Holy Clarisse. That's sad. You, I mean. You're sad;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
@Chirio: Insanity is important. It's the only way to get through this shit.
@TV: It is pretty funny. I can go you one better, tho. My ex has a habit of finding and matching clothes in his closet so as to become different characters. Characters he'll walk around in for weeks at a time. He talks to everyone as tho he is this person and will NOT break for anything. He's been an old Czech, a French Philosopher and a homeless man among others. You think dressing up once at a private function is bad? ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
It was a stupid story anyway. Later
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:54pm.
If you need a wedding photographer, you know where to find me.
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bitch, you're coming to the wedding anyway, so take the damn pics and save yourself a wedding present!
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OOOOH, do I get to make a speech?!!!!!
Sample speech: "yeah, I remember when I met these two, I was up late, drunk, talking about my johnson...."
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Gracias Angel_i! yes...it's been a day.
But we shall be strong. Insane and strong! There Capt Spaulding are you happy now? lol
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:36pm.
And might I suggest having JUST the groom show up in medieval costume? As seen on my MySpace?
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Omygoodness, leave that guy ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
He's a Knight!
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I can't. I just can't.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
(((HUGS))) for Chirio.
Damn, this has been a hard day. Everyone's feeling it.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:54pm.
If you need a wedding photographer, you know where to find me.
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bitch, you're coming to the wedding anyway, so take the damn pics and save yourself a wedding present!
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www.walkms.org
do it for a fellow ho!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:36pm.
And might I suggest having JUST the groom show up in medieval costume? As seen on my MySpace?
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Omygoodness, leave that guy ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
He's a Knight!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
lol my Spaulding. ahhh (side eye)...ummm...nevermind guess not!wahahaha.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:53pm.
Who you calling sane?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:36pm.
And might I suggest having JUST the groom show up in medieval costume? As seen on my MySpace?
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i was just looking at that fuckery. I have no words..
You know, i still have my granpa's kilt, i wonder if Thorni would be interested in wearing something like that. I'll ask him.
btw, however my wedding turns out to be, i will know there is no way it could beat that shit.
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If you need a wedding photographer, you know where to find me.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yes Clarisse it makes sense! I will post on any changes. This place might be insane..but you all keep me and I am sure you too (all of us) sane!
Our loved ones are or will be in a better place. For sure they dont have to put up with the fuckery that is Heidi and Hollyweird. ha
DeeDee what kind of lolly? be nice and virginal..(rofl)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:36pm.
And might I suggest having JUST the groom show up in medieval costume? As seen on my MySpace?
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i was just looking at that fuckery. I have no words..
You know, i still have my granpa's kilt, i wonder if Thorni would be interested in wearing something like that. I'll ask him.
btw, however my wedding turns out to be, i will know there is no way it could beat that shit.
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www.walkms.org
do it for a fellow ho!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:45pm.
Me likey your ice lolly avi. I have one too. Wanna see?
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:43pm.
Chirio!
Oh kiddo! Hang in there! My Dad was taken by Cancer so that is my greatest foe, but a close second is Alzheimers!
Sometimes the fight is harder on our loved ones than them finally being free is on us. If that made any friggin sense?
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I agree, my mom was given 6 months to live 10 years before she died. I couldn't cry at her funeral (because I'm a guy) because at least she wasn't suffering anymore.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Thank you DeeDee!!
now make me laugh please!!
we're going to a wedding. I think it's Farrah's. I'll even bring a video cam for the show + alcohol. arrgh why did I put myself as the alcohol/video cam director. arrgh.
Coma Caca!!
Chirio!
Oh kiddo! Hang in there! My Dad was taken by Cancer so that is my greatest foe, but a close second is Alzheimers!
Sometimes the fight is harder on our loved ones than them finally being free is on us. If that made any friggin sense?
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who's getting married? I'll bring the alcohol..mine as well do something good hehe
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:29pm.
I'm so sorry Chirio. It's hard when you are so far away from family and they're sick. *positive thoughts your way* ♥
awww Farrah!! Thank you!! Yes...I know..that is why I am preparing myself before the BIG news. I even told my god mom to have GOOD people around him. 2 of his "blood kids" are $ hungry and have the "poor me syndrome". That is why I am over protective of my god parents. It's the person who is going...TIME..not ours. You are correct. thank you!
Coma Caca!!
...she did an interview a while back and showed her third nipple....where the fuck is that third nipple in was on the left side below her boob.....did she fall out of love and cut her third nipple off??? *poor lonely nipple*
SHOW US THE NIPPLE!!!!
Farrah!
Oh lord!!! I don’t think there is enough bail money available for a Dlisted weddin!!!!!
Tristram,
I’m just tryin to figure out why the hell she would send me a text like that when she never liked me. Shady womens!
T.V.,
Oh hell yea! I gots people in the hills! I’ll hook that shit up!!!!!
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:32pm.
And might I suggest having JUST the groom show up in medieval costume? As seen on my MySpace?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:29pm.
can't you come visit them?
*sigh* well, honey, all you can do now is pray for what's best for him, sometimes we get selfish and we forget it's not about us.
Sending hugs, sweetie. And remember, PURA VIDA!
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Thank you my Capt Spaulding. ( a lil smile you just brought upon my face)
Coma Caca!!