Hot Sluts Of The Week: Vogue Evolution
Birthdays: Everyday!
Ages: Ageless
Birth Names: Dashaun Williams, Devon Webster, Malechi Williams, Leiomy Maldonado and Jorel Rios
Original Date of HS of the Day: August 18, 2009
Claim to Fame: Vogue Evolution has been throwing the glitter around in the underground "vogue ball" scene in NYC and now they are taking their magic to the mainstream by performing every week on MTV's America's Best Dance Crew.
Where are they now? SPOILER ALERT! During last night's episode, VE was voted on to the next'round. Don't expect to unclench your glazed b-hole just yet, because these hos are going all the way to the top (not that kind of top).
Why are they HS of the Week? Because it's about time the Glittery Gays of the World get their due in the spotlight. Tommy Girl doesn't count! Below is VE's performance last night for the martial arts challenge. This is some Crouching Titties, Hidden Peen shit!
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I LOVE THEM!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:58pm.
Awww, they made the chubby one sit on the floor for the picture?! That's fattism!
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Why, those Fattist Pigs!
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Bottom-feeder.
MK, you need to feature a photo of me with my Early Times bottle as HS of the Week.
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LOL@ghettoprincess:
Jorel was Superman's father.
LOLOLOLOL!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Awww, they made the chubby one sit on the floor for the picture?! That's fattism!
I love these fags...they vogue like none other..I hope they win....
fuck I'm tired......damn experiment is not working and I have been up for 26 hours.......
It will work and I will re-animate Jennifer Aniston's love life!!!! MORE POWER FOR MY MONSTER!!!! Zzzzzzzittttt...Zzzzzzittttt.....*sputter* FUCK!
WHY DID I PICK HER!!!
oh shit is that jocelyn wilderstein??!
"Submitted by Anonymous Q on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:24pm.
I agree. Love these queens but I think their moves are seriously limited. Vogueing (yeah I don't know how to spell that) and the duck walk can only last so long on this show."
Hate to disagree, but I've seen some fierce bitches bust moves while vogueing. I think these peeps can do it if they focus instead of trying to make everything a stunt. They have what it takes, but I think they are letting their nerves get to them.
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These bitches are like a breath of fresh air on that show. I love ABDC but season 4 looks like it's gonna be shit. I love Vogue Evolution, they did a great job on the Beyoncé challenge, but their last performance was blah. I'm afraid they won't stay on the show much longer, sadly.
This group could use some work. I like them but not enough to vote them America's best dance crew. As for the judges well, Little Skittle (Lil Mama) makes no sense and dresses like a four year old that just raided her mothers closet. Shane seems like a homophobe and JC just sticks out like a sore thumb. Stupid question but where the French is Randy Jackson??
I agree. Love these queens but I think their moves are seriously limited. Vogueing (yeah I don't know how to spell that) and the duck walk can only last so long on this show.
dancing queens are some of my favorite things, but these princesses are not as smooth as i feel queens should be...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
The hottest bitch is obviously the lioness in the back.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:15pm.
All of those names seem thought up by a 14YO girl.
How the fuck do you pronounce Leiomy?
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It's pronounced like Naomi with an L. Malechi is a biblical name. Devon is pretty standard. Jorel was Superman's father. I don't see anything wrong with Dashaun.
Wow. I really like the criticism on this show! I'm thoroughly amazed I am! That being said these bitches ARE hot. I do love them. I'm guessing the judges din't know they weren't supposed to flop their wrists tho;p
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
the criticism is fair, that shit was sloppy: BUT i like their style. and this show has seen a whole lot of sloppy dancing, nothing new here but the tranny titties.
i haven't watched this show consistently since jabbawockeez were in it
ps: "malechi" is a biblical name, albeit misspelled. and
"devon" is about as normal (aka 'white boy') as it gets.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
few things have ever made me say this; that is so gaaaaaay. i hope they win it at the end.
No! just No! they do their own thing, but i don't think you can compare that to anything else, they don't have the technique to compete with the other groups. sloppy, sloppy, sloppy and only have tricks.
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They suck! *pun intended*
They are too sloppy. They are next to go
I think those are all biblical names.
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UGH! Lame! They are Horrid! And did they form the group based on them all being LGBT or based on them all having hideously GHETTO names?
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Dude, they kick ass. I'm sorry. I don't understand the hate. That wasn't their best dance, but shit, I couldn't even dare to do that!
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The veterinary cage was a nice touch. Can you just borrow those from your local pet groomers?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Love it. Not only have I gone against everything I believe in by watching a reality show now, but I DVR this bitch and it's all because of this crew.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Dude is clearly not happy that they didn’t have a silver lamé tank in his size.
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I am sorry...but they are SO bad. Some decent groups have gone home unfairly.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
All of those names seem thought up by a 14YO girl.
How the fuck do you pronounce Leiomy? Leiomyomata are beingn cancers. Nice. "Honey, let's name him BENIGN CANCER!"
Co-sign!
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YES! I love them. Love them!
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Shane! I love you!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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