Tuesday, August 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 24th!
Someone please tell Kourtney Kardashian that is not what a breast pump means. - ILoveRArmitage
Runners-up:
Since her recent DUI, Joyce DeWitt decided to dispense beer instead of drinking it. - Rihannon
Bob couldn't go anywhere without everyone wanting some of his wife's HeineCANS. - MISSterious
La Cerveza League members are so pretentious. Cover up! Just because it's legal doesn't mean we want to see it. - luvalishus
VIA Break
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hey congrats winners
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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:44pm.
Thanks all. And congrats to my fellow winners. I can't believe it. I never win one of these. Thanks, MK for that.
Yours was funny! Did MK send your check yet? Make sure you ask....
Thanks all. And congrats to my fellow winners. I can't believe it. I never win one of these. Thanks, MK for that.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Thanks everybody!!!!
Congrats ILoveRArmitage, Rihannon & luvalishus! Your entries were PRICELESS!!!
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Congrats ILoveRArmitage, Rihannon, MISSterious & luvalishus! Four hilarious entries!!!!
Congrats to all on some funny funny stuff!
(But "La Cerveza League" was my favorite)
"La Cerveza League" is pure gold!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:21am.
This shit is why I swore off men ... they love degrading women. (Not a comment, just a fucking real-life observation.)
Maybe a slight overstatement. She must have agreed to be tapped. I imagine a lot of the wimmins on this blog would say No or punch anyone who suggested it.
Funny!!
Good job, funny hookers!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Hahahaha ILoveRArmitage! Congratulations Rihannon, MISSterious, and luvalishus. This was a fun CT to read.
Congrats ILoveRArmitage, Rihannon, MISSterious, and Luvalishus!! :D
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Elvis Costello: Pump It Up
I found a great dating site____billionaireromance.com_____
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
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Hahahahaha, ILoveRArmitage!! Awesome :)
WTG, Rihannon, MISSterious, Luvalishus! Very funny hoorz!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
No caption suggestion, but I'm guessing that was taken at Sturgis? We just happened to be traveling the weekend before, taking my youngest stepson to Colorado so he could start college in Denver. We went through Oklahoma and Kansas, and saw a LOT of Harleys and their riders along the way. (The wusses had them on a trailer, which they'd take to just about a mile out of town, and then ride in on the bikes)
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
This foreign man wanting to be hip to American ways wanted to "Tap her ass", but it got lost in translation.
When whoring at Mardi Gras, always remember to wear your best silver watch.
This shit is why I swore off men ... they love degrading women. (Not a comment, just a fucking real-life observation.)
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
Hi - we're new in town and we were wondering if you could tell where we might be able to get a drink...?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
You know they've been married forever: she's serving titty beer on tap and he's having a sangria.
♪ Bitch ``````` Get me a beer!!
Earl obviously didn't understand the old "Why marry the cow..." adage.
♪ Another Elvis sighting, perhaps??
Thank goodness...Ma & Pa found a wet nurse for lil' Jim-Bob!
I'm guessing you don't have anything light
Amy and Blake: The later years.
Got powder milk?
Hey, I didn't order any Busch with my pony kegs!
We were drinking Heinekens all night but we never should have ordered the two shots of mud slides.......
She signed the pre-nip.
Missouri loves company!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
James Cameron trying his best to promote "Avatar".
The recession has hit middle America really hard. The county fair used to be all about 4H - now it has downgraded to double D.
I'd tap it.
That's nothing, you should try his COCKmopolitans!
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Perhaps this compromise will keep the Banderas marriage from falling apart.
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Bob couldn't go anywhere without everyone wanting some of his wife's HeineCANS.
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
Why buy the cow when you can get all the Heiney you want for free.
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Beth Ditto has one that dispenses sour cream.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How utterly convenient.....a portable keg that's already been tapped.
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So why are we all here again?
Money is tight for the Cyrus', so papa Billy Ray decided on a new business venture to try out during the Rose Bowl.
Things got so embarrassing at the Pathetic American Convention, that even the hick wearing Camo was unimpressed.
Anderson Cooper turns out to be extremely hetero
after all.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
Branson Mo, August 24, 2039: In their latest bid to have the paps notice them, Spencer and Heidi attend the County Fair this weekend.
suck on my titties?
Todd says: Vote Palin in 2012 and you can tap the next keg. ;)
This season, on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency - Janice lands a contract with a beer distributor...