Afternoon Crumbs

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Submitted by happyface on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:23pm.

Fake TITTAYS!!!

I used to like Jennifer Titty. Now she's just annoying.

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You TOTALLY have to see her in that horror movie..The Caretaker. She gets on my nerves sometimes too but they took her most annoying parts into the character and it's really pretty great.

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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

Fake TITTAYS!!!

I used to like Jennifer Titty. Now she's just annoying.

I don't care about Wilmer Valderrama, but the hot bitch he's posing with has enormous chichis! They are almost Aretha sized!

Submitted by coloradosweetie on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:24pm.
I've seen Jennifer Tilly's Camel toe! As her breasts grow, so is her camel toe! Grossss. She needs to cover that big taco with camelflage panties!!!
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I guess we know she likes a brazilian in the summah.

Why would Eddie get with Leanne? She's so fug to me. I would have a hard time looking at her.

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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.

Zacky with a boner? He was thinking of James van der Beek. DUH. Stranger things have happened.

It appears "Fresh Breath is a Priority" in Zac's Life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jgEqBNa3g&feature=related

Ohh, Zac...yummy, yummy.

Coco is fucking disgusting, with or without the camel toe.

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“A, B, C, D, E-E-E!” --Brian Kinney

I don't get this quote by Cindy Crawford:

"I have cellulite," she says, laughing. "I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'"

What does cellulite have to do with wearing a bikini? Do people have cellulite on their midriffs? I've never seen it...

Wouldn't any bathing suit you wear reveal cellulite?

That Chupa Zoe impersonation was spot on.
I almost didn't recognise Coco with her camel toe covered up.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:38pm.

The thing that would burn my ass about Eddie C. and Leanne is the fact that she did at least that one time and since then has been pretending to bump uglies with a man who only loves the pole. That must be a little bit humilating for her.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

Wino back the fuck away from my man Dreamboat you dirty slag. You're a bad infulence on our little Petey.

Who cares about Beckham anymore?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
*******Billionaireromance .com******

It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
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I like ink on my men, but David Beckham has some of the un-sexiest tats I have ever seen.

Yes, Chupa is back! The Rachel Zoe Project is a guilty pleaasure; can't wait to see what Tay and Bradd are up tonight. It will end with Bradd in tears as usual. Buhnanas!

Wilmer is kinda doughy-looking now.

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

um, i'd be pissed if my hot piece of husband(Cibirian) left my ass for fugly Lee Anne...but I guess we'll never know the truth...

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

Michael Bay is so gross. Ew.

Someone recanted what was said about Tom Cruise? That NEVER happens!!!

I don't blame Cibrian's wife for talking, she's probably pretty angry right now. I hope she moves past it for herself and her kids. If he wanted her quiet in the press, that costs money.

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:19pm.
Zac Efron with a boner? Is there a PA out of view holding up a mirror?

hahaha. He deserves an Oscar for playing a straight teen in "17 Again."
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His best work yet. He sure isn't pulling off, "don't look at me" here.

OK WTF is Handy Manny!?!?!?!? LMAO!!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:19pm.
Zac Efron with a boner? Is there a PA out of view holding up a mirror?

hahaha. He deserves an Oscar for playing a straight teen in "17 Again."

I've seen Jennifer Tilly's Camel toe! As her breasts grow, so is her camel toe! Grossss. She needs to cover that big taco with camelflage panties!!!

wow there is a pool of water held up by her tits! i love the tillies, and moving violations was like the greatest.movie.ever!

Zac Efron with a boner? Is there a PA out of view holding up a mirror?

I used to have such a girl-crush on Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon and Debi Mazar *My PostSecret*

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

LOL @ lollabella - I used to have such a girl-crush on Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon and Debi Mazar - I will join you in that 4sum.

I love Jennifer Tilly. She can do no wrong. I thought her (Bound) and her sis (Agnes of God) were great actresses. Is Jen Tilly still with her POKAH PLAYA?

Wilmer - He started Lohan on her decline & introduced her to drugs. But I must blame her mom, cuz her mom let Lohan (then 16) to live with a then 28 yr old to boost her career. Alot of good that did, 3 rehab stints later.

I didnt realize how much of a dog Michael Bay. I used to feel bad for him with his string of flops but with Transformers he's back on top. I feel bad that he actually does the casting couch thing. I hope all his new movies does as well as Pearl Harbor. HA
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Resistance is Futile!

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:08pm.

I dint mean MK but even he learned at least 2 languages as a kid. Kids don't even think about it or realize they're doing it, right?

Nahla is a really beautiful kid. Halle seems like the most humorless woman ever though. I've never seen a photo of her and that guy where they look anything but absolutely miserable. She makes MiserAlba look like sunshine and giggles.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:00pm.

I don't know how 18-month-old Nahla's speaking whatever language she hears around the house makes her smarter than anyone.
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It doesn't. MK's just a jellus hater;p

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

I LOVE!!! BRIDE OF CHUCKY ! LOL
and Seed of Chucky too.

and I'm 43, so I don't know what that
says about me. maybe I'm the dumbass lol

Except that Kathryn Heigel is in it.
That sucks, but I mute it when she's on,
and go take a bathroom break.

I love that the whole Chucky thing turned to
comedy on the last couple of sequels.
I laugh my ass off at those two. But I love Brad Dourif anyhow (Deadwood!), so maybe that's it.

what? Chupa got a second season on her shit show? wow Bravo is like VH1 now, they air just about anything.

Halle's baby looks pretty average to me...unless she improves with age this will be another case of 2 hots canceling each other and producing a not so hot offspring. good for them who are raising her bilingual - that'll come handy indeed.

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:00pm.
While I liked Jennifer Tilly in Bound, I prefer Meg Tilly. Of the two sisters, how come the prettier, more talented one didn't make it?
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But the prettier, more talented one did !
Haven't you seen Bride of Chucky ??

LOL, Bride of chucky, the only movie that've actually walked out..

Jennifer Tilly is one of the coolest chicks on the planet. When H'wood forgot about her she took to professional poker and won a cool dude at the job.

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I don't know how 18-month-old Nahla's speaking whatever language she hears around the house makes her smarter than anyone. Little kids soak up whatever they hear spoken, whether the housekeeper's Spanish, English on TV, or the parents' tongue.

I give dad props for staying around to raise Nahla. I never expected that to happen.

While I liked Jennifer Tilly in Bound, I prefer Meg Tilly. Of the two sisters, how come the prettier, more talented one didn't make it?
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But the prettier, more talented one did !
Haven't you seen Bride of Chucky ??

I don't particularly care for Meg Tilly.
I think she's the more annoying of the two.
Plus the fact that she let Colin Firth get away
makes her a dumbass in my book lol

Jennifer Tilly has some nice skin for 50 y/o!
I'll bet she hasn't had any work done - good for her! If you've got the goods, leave it the fuck alone !!!

Katy Perry Likes to Touch Herself (Down There)*** Nothing like Waking up in Vegas and playimg the slots huh Katy?

I think this is the better Tilly titties money shot:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_3445972_7&title=Jennifer%20...

joe shmoe I know, the two of them together had me queefing!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Note to MK: Wilmer Valderrama used to have sex with BloHan. That should be enough to kill your amorous tingling instantly.

On a related note, MK is such a slut!

Thanks, horz. Kourtney K - LAME! But at least it wasn't Spencer FleshBeard and Horsey Montag.

You know if she ever gets knocked up, MK will post and DListed will lock up for a week. And, of course, all the other crap predicted in Revelations with the coming of the AntiChrist.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Is Katy Perry supposed to be a young girl or an old girl? I really can't tell.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

Re: Jennifer Tilly:

1) Damn, her tittays are so huge they serve as a water shelf

2) She stole Maddox's necklace

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:30pm.
I already hate Kourtney's baby and it hasn't even been born.

LOL me too.
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I don't even have smurf in my name and I hate it too!

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:34pm.
Nahla is so damn cute!!!!!
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So's her father. Ahem.

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Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

Galiléo

Nahla is so damn cute!!!!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:30pm.
I already hate Kourtney's baby and it hasn't even been born.

LOL me too.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

I already hate Kourtney's baby and it hasn't even been born.
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:23pm.

It's Kourtney Kardashian. She's beginning to show, so that's why MK wrote "they're actually going to be parents." No turning back now, I guess.

kourtney kardashian and her white boy scott.
but don't be surprised when the babeh pops out light skinned! i don't think they're even pretending its his baby (?) as far as i heard she didn't know who the father was and 'the family will take care of the baby' :)

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 2:27pm

Kourtney KarYeti
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