Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This B+ director is known around Hollywood as King Peen. The nickname comes from one of his movies and also because he has what has been judged to be the biggest peen in town. He is happy to show it to anyone. Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation. (CDAN)
The only way to know for sure is if you run into Paul Thomas Anderson (director of Boogie Nights) ask to his wang. If he punches you in the teefs, move on to Bobby Farrelly (co-director of Kingpin) and ask him the same question. If he kicks you in the crotch bone, then try Terry Gilliam (director of The Fisher King). And then David O. Russell (director of Three Kings) and so on and so forth. We can't stop until the ginormopeen has been found!
This former A list movie actress has a nickname of Deputy Dawg. Yes, spelled like that. She got the nickname because of a movie she was in which featured police. Oh, and the dawg part came because as she made her way through cast and crew sleeping with them she would bark like a dog during sex. The name stuck. (CDAN)
Star of Police Academy 4, Sharon Stone? The cougar barks!
This very large, former A list television actor and now movie actor got his nickname Flash because he likes nothing more than to wear boxers around the set and makes sure his fly always stays open. (CDAN)
James Gandolfini? And it's gross that this made me percolate. I need to be cleansed!
Which reality TV women party so hard every night that reporters gripe the ladies don't get out of bed to do phone interviews in the day? (Page Six)
The Police Women of Broward County, of course. Durr.
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1. Brett Ratner? It says has a big dick, and he is just a big dick.
I'm going for Rob Zombie for his B films.
hahahaha the picture is hilarious!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
In a strange way I hope it's Terry Gilliam, I have the strangest crush on him for some reason. I bet it's cos I psychically knew he had a huge peenor!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I heard vincent gallo has a hug cock and talks about it all the time. he gets his dick sucked by chloe sevign (or whatever) in brown bunny
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:42pm.
James Gandolfini once hit on my ex during season 3 of the Sopranos. While his gf was knocked up.
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"THAT" ex????
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do it for a fellow ho!
Number 1 is director Andy Tennant. A friend of mine went to USC with him and says he's huge.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:56pm.
Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation.
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So, what is that? The password? Like, right after I say: Can I see your penis?....
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FFS. Men and their apparatus. There's a word for guys who wanna pull it out and show you. HWAT! (kidding, hahahaha..no not really)
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by cabbagehead on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 7:38pm.
1) vincent gallo.
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OMGLOL! You know "gallo" means "cock" (rooster) in Italian, right? Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
James Gandolfini once hit on my ex during season 3 of the Sopranos. While his gf was knocked up. Class act all the way. Not many famous "actors" have a New Jersey stripper laugh in their face, but he managed it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LOVE me some Gandolfini! Hot piece!
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
MK...hahahaha...I just noticed that you blacked out the faces.
Biggest cock outside of Harlem.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
1) vincent gallo. i think he's the only director to show his own cockadoodle in a film.
2) sharon stone sounds good to me.
3) fred flintsone. he never even wore trousers on the show.
4) the karnasstians. weapons of ass destruction right there.
1. Rattner
2. Kim Basinger ( LA Confidential)
3. Gandolfini
4. Kardashians
Could number one be Wes Anderson (Royal Tannenbaums)? I'm pretty sure Quentin Foot-fetish Tarantino is A-list.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
It's not Sharon Stone...she's one of the hottest actresses going in the eyes of the studios and producers alike...she's still A-List ALL the way..
John Singleton.
Dianne Lane.
Kevin James.
The Khardasians. Cokin' while preggers ain't cool either.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:09pm.
1. Mel Gibson. Braveheart, king LONGGGGshanks, he's a drunk and thats what drunks do....plus he's republican which means he has a huge cock.
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bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! oh man.... that's a good one, Provy! ;D
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
We can't stop until the ginormopeen has been found! - MK
Oh come on. What woman would bark like a dog during sex? That's a lie.
who is it? who does the big one belong to? why do I love big cock stories so much? hmmm
I'll say Peter Jackson of "King King" fame. Heh heh - his name is "Peter"...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 3:56pm.
Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation.
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So, what is that? The password? Like, right after I say: Can I see your penis?....
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FFS. Men and their apparatus. There's a word for guys who wanna pull it out and show you. HWAT! (kidding, hahahaha..no not really)
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Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
Galiléo
Submitted by steveninseattle on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:17pm.
Come on - #2 is completely Sharon Stone!
Remember Porky's? Her nickname was Lassie? the gym teacher who HOWLED during sex in the locker room?
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Um, that was Kim Kattrall.
Come on - #2 is completely Sharon Stone!
Remember Porky's? Her nickname was Lassie? the gym teacher who HOWLED during sex in the locker room?
Yee Haw! Triple Post Effect!
Apparently, I came 4 times during this message.
GDit. I do NOT BARK during sex.
GDit. I do NOT BARK during sex.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 4:05pm.
#1) Tarantino
#2) Frances McDormand
#3) Cedric the Entertainer
#4) Kardashians
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Frances McDormand - in 'Fargo'? Wow, I never would have thought of her. Interesting guess. I really hope you're not right. I like her.
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Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
Galiléo
#1) Tarantino
#2) Frances McDormand (I bet she wears that sexy Fargo hat too)
#3) Cedric the Entertainer
#4) Kardashians
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
WTF is wrong with all these people? There's a lot of Blind Items with people who like to show off their cock. Only in Hollyweird.
I would slap on it and say, "Keep it in, filthy boy"
"Terry Gilliam and you use "The Fisher King? Brazil, man, Brazil."
Two words. Fear and Loathing.
Where does the giant cock picture come from? Anyone?
Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation.
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So, what is that? The password? Like, right after I say: Can I see your penis?....
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
*******Billionaireromance .com******
It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
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COCK
ITS WHAT I LIKE
Great pic usage MK
Terry Gilliam and you use "The Fisher King?"
Brazil, man, Brazil.
Peter Jackson: King Kong
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
1. Brett Ratner
2. Ashley Judd
3. James Gandolfini (made you perc? Ewwww)
4. Real Housewives of Atlanta or New Jersey
"This very large, former A list television actor..."
Is the actor large or is his wang large? Please to clarify.
Answers:
D, A, C, F
*Puts down #2 pencil and goes back to sleep*
I'm fucking terrible at these!
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48 hours until Nine Inch Nails
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1. Mel Gibson. Braveheart, king LONGGGGshanks, he's a drunk and thats what drunks do....plus he's republican which means he has a huge cock.
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"I'm not going to dance for 23 year old assholes at TMZ who have done NOTHING with their lives."- Jack Nicholson
I was thinking John Goodman for the large tv actor
That's a HUGE cock!!!