When All Else Fails, Blame The Wind!
On last night's episode of Police Women of Broward County (love that shit!), I learned a new favorite excuse. It all started when Officer Paltrow O'Day Manzo rolled up to the front of a convenience store, because she heard some bitches were smoking the good shit. When she checked one of the ladies, who we'll call Mary McTittyWeed, a bit of heaven's weed fell out of her bra. CAUGHT. Or was she?
Mary played that "huh...wha...how" shit. Then Mary confirmed to all of us that she's the genius of all geniuses with an IQ of over ten zillion when she said that the wind must have blew the weed into her bra! THIS BITCH! Mary said she was hanging out with her sister-in-law, who was smoking weed, and her stash must've taken the wind express right into her bubby area. Unfortunately, the cops didn't buy it after finding another stash in her purse and they took her to the jail house. Mary was totally telling the truth. The wind should have been arrested, not her.
The "wind" excuse will work for almost any situation. Let's say you get caught sucking a peen belonging to your best friend's man. Just say, "Oh, I was gazing at the beautiful stars above with my mouth open and the wind blew his dick into my mouth." See, it works!
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HAHAHA!! I love that
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That wind excuse is funny as hell. The arrest, however -- a complete waste of time.
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Submitted by Bittertoronto: "Yeah...I agree there are too many weed offences. You wanna smoke that shit, fine. Just don't operate heavy machinery, get behind the wheel of a car or perform operations."
Damn, did you just read the back of a beer bottle? We're talking about weed...
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I love this show too M.K!
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And the wind blew it into her purse too.
Submitted by maryquitecontrary on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:02pm.
She's going to JAIL for that? Wow. Glad I'm Canadian.
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Nooooooo. Watch the video, she didn't go to jail for what was in her bra, she went to jail for the bag of it in her purse.
I've never seen this show and it's a funny excuse except the seriousness of it all just pisses me off. I don't smoke weed, but it's insane that any adult in this country should have to explain to any authority figure why they are carrying their own personal stash of weed. Stupidity at its highest.
Submitted by maryquitecontrary on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:02pm.
She's going to JAIL for that? Wow. Glad I'm Canadian.
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Hear, hear! Who goes to jail for a little weed? Yeesh.
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She's going to JAIL for that? Wow. Glad I'm Canadian.
I'm like the grand master champion pothead of the Southwest and my dumb ass can come up with a better story than wind.
I LOVE this show. I even made my hubby watch the "wind blew the weed in my bra" part. My fav though was the first or second episode where they busted some guy on a three wheel bike who they busted for crack claiming that the jacket he's wearing isn't his and that he wason his way to church. Also when they busted him he was like "damn this happened to me yesterday". Good Times!
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Damn .... I'd love to get frisked by that copper !
She can look in my bra any day of the week !!!
Yeah...I agree there are too many weed offences. You wanna smoke that shit, fine. Just don't operate heavy machinery, get behind the wheel of a car or perform operations.
That being said, I think cops have a lousy job to do and must hear some of the STUPIDEST shit out there and how they keep going to work and saving our assess is beyond me.
FAVEEE SHOW!
i sent you a link yesterday about it cause the whole cast are such hot sluts.
When I was a teenager, I was out with the boys playing hockey and having a few joints. We came in after dark to one of the kid's houses, whose mom knew what was up. She said to her son and us in general, "What's wrong with your eyes?" My friend stuttered and mumbled, "They're, uhh, wind-blown." It was so lame yet so funny that I had to turn away laffing.
We waste too much money on weed offenses in this country...
Stoney,
Right thread! He can blame the wind.
Man, this thread isn't going to get the proper attention now that the MJ post is up!
Woops, wrong thread.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This homicide shit is ridiculous. It's malpractice/manslaughter. I guess no one's gonna hold MJ accountable for his drug use again.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sounded very reasonable, but then again, I might be high...
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LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
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that's boring...she needs to step it up a couple of notches and tuck in an otter, a crow and a couple of rodents in her boob area if she wants to make that excuse more believable.
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I guess it probably sounds like a good excuse when you are baked to shit.
The wind blew his penis into my vagina. Yes, MK...it will work BEAUTIFULLY. Except if the Wind Cries Mary. then I'm fucked
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!
Love this show!
The blonde officer is my favorite.
She doesn't take any shit!
I do love me a mouthy broad!
*Girl crush*
LMFAO, oh lord tooo funny.