Monday, August 24th 2009
A Quote From A Half-Melted Dildo
Heidi Montag on who she looks up to:
"I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.”
In the words of Heidi's long-lost, prettier twin sister Chrissy Crocker: "LEEEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE!!!"
And what in the name of Spencer Pratt's butt tampon is she talking about? Heidi should inspire (we're speaking her language) to have at least one working brain cell before she goes off making such big plans.
VIA Access Hollywood
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Heidi will have a BABEH next. How else will she hold on to her 5 minutes of fame. That girl can't sing or dance.
BUT SHE SUCKS! AND NATURE ABHORS A VACUUM!!
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it's dj p bitch with no capitalization
looks like montag has some luv handles going on. and some bad surgery.
britney had a rockin' body that she clearly actually worked for.
She never shows any real nudity in the spread. You can see her butt in one photo, but no more than you'd see if she was wearing a thong. No nipples, no pubies (not that ANYONE in Playboy has those anymore). So I guess it's "tasteful."
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Ahhhh!!! LOL Jessi from Canada's MTV spent the weekend with these 2 twits. You need to see the embarrassing footage of these idiots from the August 25th "The After Show"
Heidi says it was "LIVE" before she performs and after she performs when called on it, "you're emulating Britney Spears, so does that mean you're willing to admit you lip synched?"... She says NO, IT WAS VERY MUCH LIVE.
delusional much?
Britney is an original, and she has charisma. Heidi, you just have a Pratt (Merriam Webster definition for prat: "a stupid or foolish person" - how delightfully apt) Heidi is a fake smug wannabe bimbo without an ounce of charm or originality
"I'm still trying to figure out how Miss 'Everything I Do Is for Jesus' is rationalizing posing for Playboy...any thoughts?"
not in HER head.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by Noelegy on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 7:04am.
I've read her Playboy interview. Not only is there really nothing there, but Spencer keeps jumping in and interrupting. You just want to reach through the pages and annihilate them both with a well-placed slap.
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I'm still trying to figure out how Miss 'Everything I Do Is for Jesus' is rationalizing posing for Playboy...any thoughts?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMXZgFMzhe8&feature=related
blast from the past
wow...the side by side comparison is great. it really shows how rockin britney's body used to be.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:27am.
Is Hollywood so crappy now that the media has to make celebs out of reality show stars? I just dont understand it.
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YES. The movie star is dead. Pretty soon movies will be dead.
That's who she "inspires" to be? Dumb cunt..its ASPIRES.
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!
Is Hollywood so crappy now that the media has to make celebs out of reality show stars? I just dont understand it.
You know a person's voice is really bad when they filter it through Autotune a dozen times and it still sounds like shit. Janice Dickinson was right on "IACGMOOH" when she told Heidi her singing sounded like "a cat being doused with a bucket of water". I could almost understand the whole mess if Heidi was an awesome dancer, had a stellar personality, etc. but she has NOTHING. She is like that billionare chick (Roho Caliente) who decided to become a singer "because she can". Total cunts.
She truly makes me want to go to the next Al Quaida recruitment office, sign up and bomb America to make the world a better place for everybody.
Who the hell is Heidi? and why was she even there imitating Britney? I was out for a few days, but did the world go to shit while I was in the hospital? What the fuck happened?
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I've read her Playboy interview. Not only is there really nothing there, but Spencer keeps jumping in and interrupting. You just want to reach through the pages and annihilate them both with a well-placed slap.
The above photos just reinforce my theory that pop music entered its death throes once "background dancers" became commonplace.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Did anyone catch Mah Boo talking about her performance on his show last night? Why is he so awesome?
can someone tell me where the pop galaxy is? i never knew there was a pop galaxy... are we still in the milky way galaxy??
That woman and her shit dancing and shit clothes and her comparing herself to britney makes me want to hold up britney as some shining example - and for that there is no forgiveness.
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Ill-fitting trousers....like granny pants.
madam - they were up SO long ago.. yet these 2 idiots keep trying to find stupid ways to extend the 15 minutes. so pathetic!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Please, God, send me a text message when Speidi's 15 minutes are up.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
shit, someone should have told her her face was a bad choice.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Why didn't someone tell her that the crotch of those pants looks horrible? Also a very bad color choice.
Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:12am.
I am sorry but her pants didn't fit and the crotch hung down to her knees? what is that?
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That must be where she keeps her medulla oblongata.
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Bottom-feeder.
I absolutely loathe her. Who "inspires" to be like someone who's not even relevant anymore? Sweetie Britney's only famous for eating cheetos and wearing bad hair extensions now. Chris Crocker is more famous than she is so good luck with that one.
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Why didn't her pants fit?
I am sorry but her pants didn't fit and the crotch hung down to her knees? what is that?
..before she goes off to make such big plans. HAHAHA love you MK! and uh, britney isn't going anywhere horsey montag. she only feels the need to be the 'next pop star' because she is an attention whore. someone shoot her. please.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
When this whore dies, can we all promise not to pretend to be sad?
and what the hell does Spencer do???? hmmmm
I'm surprised Douchebag Pratt wasn't up on the stage with his arm around her mugging for the cameras the whole time.
They all said it....
When this whore dies, can we all promise not to pretend to be sad?
and what the hell does Spencer do???? hmmmm
I'm surprised Douchebag Pratt wasn't up on the stage with his arm around her mugging for the cameras the whole time.
They all said it....
She has "failure" written all over her dumb face. It's not like Britney is Marie Curie either, but this bitch is really really stupid, I mean, she can't even TALK!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:47pm.
When this whore dies, can we all promise not to pretend to be sad?
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Promise.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
When this whore dies, can we all promise not to pretend to be sad?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Really, it's criminal to be this stupid and uneducated. Nobody should "inspire" to be this stupid and useless.
Who is this douche? Oh yeah she's the douche married to the dwoob that invented the name. But the real retards are the people at Miss Universe that thought this twat would actually bring something more entertaining than her smelly crotch to a show filled with sweet smelling crotches!
and what the hell does Spencer do???? hmmmm
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:55pm.
whatever, she was told she could be the next britney by someone who thinks that britney has just lip synched her whole life which is NOt true.
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Worse, she was told by Spencer Pratt.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
whatever, she was told she could be the next britney by someone who thinks that britney has just lip synched her whole life which is NOt true. She could sing at one time, I dunno what happened, smoking, drugs, age, insanity? Maybe she could do britney lately, walking around lip synching, but why would anyone care to do that? And why would anyone think they could build fans that way? BTW, I think Britney can still dance she just doesn't care to.
@Farrah: Zackly. But we can't never go to JJ - they're our nemesis. As an Evil Overlord I will never fuck around with my nemesis. Death - or nothing.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:42pm.
Naw - it's a youtube vid. But yeah - that's fun. I think we should do that all the time. Of course, other times we might ACTUALLY get shut down.
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that's the whole point, get them pissed! like when we go fuck around JustJared.
We should start a new tradition, pick some celeretard each week and attack his/her site. What a beautiful way to bond the Dlisted family!
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do it for a fellow ho!
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:30pm.
I popped that Audrina link up here but since I know many of you won't look I should tell:
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well, it depends... can we comment like we did on the Kuntney Kardassian's site? cause i might be interested...
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Naw - it's a youtube vid. But yeah - that's fun. I think we should do that all the time. Of course, other times we might ACTUALLY get shut down. I feel a little ripped off that it's still up there;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Yeah, I always see Britney as the end of the line for aspiration - like, Britney aspired to be Madonna (with Boot Moves) aspired to be Blondie(with better dance moves). The End. I mean - where do you go after Boot Moves? Short line, that one, but that makes sense.
hearts; Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:30pm.
I popped that Audrina link up here but since I know many of you won't look I should tell:
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well, it depends... can we comment like we did on the Kuntney Kardassian's site? cause i might be interested...
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www.walkms.org
do it for a fellow ho!
I popped that Audrina link up here but since I know many of you won't look I should tell:
In it, she says that she's surprised becuz all the time they were growing up together Heidi never once mentioned an interest in music or whatever it is she's doing, now...
It's a cute vid cuz she's really trying to be supportive but she's as icked out about it as we all are.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Who is this dumbass Heidi Monslag???? The bitch keeps trying to get representation but no one wants to know. She is only good for what we call the 'supermarket' level which is to say she's only good for opening supermarkets. Anything above that, and you bring out the incremental bigger guns. If aspiring to be Shitters is where it's at now I may as well hang up my clip board and retire to a mobile home off the grid in the desert.
What a moron.....
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