It's Me Or The Booze!
Before we start, the true beauty all the way to the right owns this picture and she knows it. Now that we got that out of the way, let's get to messy ass Melanie Griffith.
Melanie's rep tells Star Magazine that she has shuffled off to Lindsay Lohan's old snorting grounds, Cirque Lodge in Utah. Melanie's rep is trying to pass it off like some kind of tune-up. Dude farted in our eyes when he said, "She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago."
But a source close to Melanie claims Antonio Banderas threatened to quit her ass if she didn't quickly back away from the bottle. Those are fightin' words! The source said, "The reason Melanie checked in was her husband was demanding that she get clean and sober. He told her that if she didn't get the help she needed it would be the end of their marriage."
Another source added that Antonio is holding her hand as she tries to get the bad shit demon off her back, "Melanie's struggling right now, but Antonio has been checking in on her as much as he is allowed, making sure she gets back on her feet."
You know, if I had to choose between Antonio Banderas' peen and booze, I'd probably choose the wang too. I mean, a bottle of Jack isn't going to make that pussay pop. Well, unless you put a little lube on the end of the bottle and... Okay, I'll stop.
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...I'll take the Jack over his shriveled up cheating peen any day...
...that said, Melanie get your shit together, girl!...this revolving door rehab crap because of your obvious insecurity issues is getting old....grow up!...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Granted, he puts up with a lot but isn't it true he also cheats like crazy?
Melanie Melanie Melanie, if you quit fucking with your face you won't have to drink your blues away, leave well enough alone. Mel's always been a BOOZE HOUND, long before Antonio. It would be a very hard decision for me, but I'd choose Antonio!! Yummy.
Antonio ceased being hot when he married that trainwreck!
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You got that?!
I used to think he was hot. But seriously, he's got jacked-up hair, has a bulbous nose. Trade Spanish accent in for a hillbilly one and no one is calling that guy hot anymore.
Antonio who?
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:21pm.
will antonio be deported if he divorces melanie? it's the only reason i can think he can stand to stay married to someone who looks like a melted candle...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! best comment ahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
A weirdo puppet face like her isnt going to get better than Antonio, so she knows she has to keep herself in line.
Submitted by anony54321: "never understood what he saw in her anyway.
the affairs of the heart are mysterious."
This is true.
Also, I've found that some men LIKE it when the woman is a mess all the time. They "save" them and "protect" them and it makes them feel good and brave and strong. Women have that savior complex, too.
Personally, I find that level of co-dependence sickening, but whatever.
Lord Almighty - he must really love her. You know he must because I seriously doubt he figured he'd end up married to Madame the puppet.
"Do yourself a favor and check out the celebrity friends link on http://www.starcaps.com. There you will see what became of your favorite Love Boat and Fantasy Island guest stars. The amount of plastic surgery at each party is jaw dropping. Simply amazing to see what the hell happened to all those C list celebs from the 70s and 80s."
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hahahahah, thanks for that link, you made my day, really!!!!
While she's at it, she should lay off the collagen and botox too.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 6:14am.
What has Melanie got to be so miserable about that she's off the wagon yet again?
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The mirror, mirror on the wall?
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Bottom-feeder.
What has Melanie got to be so miserable about that she's off the wagon yet again?
I like this couple. I think they really love each other. More power to them.
That bitch DOES NOT deserve Antonio. He should take Stella and hoof it.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
It's a shame that Antonio's career has been flushed down the toilet along with all of Melanie's booze.
Antonio truly loves Melanie, and it shows. I just wish she had better self-esteem. But Hollywood does this to a woman, and most men.
Thanks for the insight James St. James, very interesting. She is definitely fierce, she has this Joan Collins thing going on. I had flashbacks of Dynasty when I saw this picture. Anywho, I think I need to learn some of this Thai Hooker shit everybody is talking about. If it helped Melanie keep Antonio all these years then I must learn these tricks. I've been waiting for him to trade her in for a new model for years. Looks like I may be getting that wish after all....
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hey lover-- the woman at the right is Nikki Haskell, she is a fierce bitch indeed. She made millions off of Star Cap diet pills (actually just garlic powder in gel capsules)
http://www.starcaps.com/
she started off in nyc in the 70s where she had a cable tv talk show, interviewing the studio 54 set. now she she's VERY beverly hills. you ought to feature her as your hot slut of the day! xxxx
I don't know if a bottle of Jack Daniel's is the best choice, because it has this square shape, so no matter how much lube... although I saw this film the other day and... hm, well, in any case, if I were Melanie I would stick to the bottle, Antonio gets on my nerves.
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:49pm.
hahahaha. How bout those lightning storms? Jays lose to Rays, 12-7.
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Holy - I didn't even realize how bad it was - we watched in on our balcony, for us kinda fun. But we did hear the sirens right after the first strike. Apparently cars were flipped, roofs torn off, the whole nine. Earlier this summer this kid was hit and died:( His mom and one other were hit too.
Crazazay!
I found this cool Youtubie of the Tower getting hit years ago tho...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCm2UCj6eDU&feature=fvw
People are getting a little apocalyptic about it but Toronto's always had stupid weather. It's so weird cuz it's like everyone forgets that every damn day.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:44pm.
By complete happenstance, I sat in First (on a $40 upgrade) across from them a few years ago on a flight home from Cabo. They were BORING...... (OK, maybe my friend and I were a tad tipsy and annoying.... Who can say No to free rum and Cokes?)
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:37pm.
I'm dying of curiosity about what more there might be to know about what my pussy can do!
It can launch a thousand ships .. . . . . .
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Could it stop time? That would be extra cool!
*continues keigels hoping something magical will happen*
Actually, wait - according to this picture it definitely cannot. Unless she din't learn that one, somehow...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:37pm.
I'm dying of curiosity about what more there might be to know about what my pussy can do!
hahahaha. How bout those lightning storms? Jays lose to Rays, 12-7.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:35pm.
hehehe. Then Ted heated it up by marrying that sessy hot Mary Steamburger--apparently assuming that beneath each nun's habit beats the heart of a Parisian whore.
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Ahahahahaha! Hey, you never know Mary S may be able to shoot a pingball ball out her pussay clear across the room....That's what keeps the ol' love tree growin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:37pm.
I'm dying of curiosity about what more there might be to know about what my pussy can do!
It can launch a thousand ships .. . . . . .
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"I'm not going to dance for 23 year old assholes at TMZ who have done NOTHING with their lives."- Jack Nicholson
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:35pm.
hehehe. Then Ted heated it up by marrying that sessy hot Mary Steamburger--apparently assuming that beneath each nun's habit beats the heart of a Parisian whore.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:14pm.
Melanie maybe but Whoopie? She's kind of asexual.
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Trudat. and LOL@Thai hooker pussy shit!
I'm dying of curiosity about what more there might be to know about what my pussy can do!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:14pm.
Melanie maybe but Whoopie? She's kind of asexual.
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I know right? Whoopie was the one that shocked me, but this is when she was dating Ted Danson. Peeps just didn't get it...I don't know if peeps were sayin' that about Melanie too (cuz she's older than Antonio, right???), but that is what the rumor was, that both those skanks have trick pussays...I believe it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:14pm.
Melanie maybe but Whoopie? She's kind of asexual.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:17pm.
@Tigerlil:
For realz? I thought you were kidding but yeah - that TOTALLY makes sense. Vagmitized.
Cuz it's not just her look - it's that she's so messy inside too. He seems so grounded and, generally, ok...but then the poor thing has to walk around with that penis on him...I totally unnerstan'. I feel for the guy.
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I swear to god, I'm not making this up...Whether it's true or not, I don't know, BUT at one time, the BEST pussay in Hweird was Melanie and Whoopie due to they vaginatin' skills...
In Melanie's case, I think this is true cuz I saw an actual live interview with her and she said Antonio really liked "howling at the moon" SESSAY TIMES...You know it's gotta be a Thai hooker pussay that gets that hot piece of sumpin' sumpin' howling at the moon when he's stickin' it in dat Barbie left on a radiator faced hag...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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I agree. She is way too insecure, but it seems like he really loves her. I've heard him speak about their marriage and he seems like such a decent guy to her. Damn, I don't think I'de be that good to her! She's falling apart, literally. She's like "Death Becomes Her" shit.
@Tigerlil:
For realz? I thought you were kidding but yeah - that TOTALLY makes sense. Vagmitized.
Cuz it's not just her look - it's that she's so messy inside too. He seems so grounded and, generally, ok...but then the poor thing has to walk around with that penis on him...I totally unnerstan'. I feel for the guy.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:58pm.
I don't get this couple. Does she have money?
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From what I understand, she's got a double jointed trick pussy and will take it up the ass like a pro...
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O well THAT I can understand then...
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Yeah, I read that YEARS AGO somewhere about her and oddly Whoopie Goldberg...Yeah, they both can do some Thai hooker shit wif they pussays...I kid you not!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:58pm.
I don't get this couple. Does she have money?
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From what I understand, she's got a double jointed trick pussy and will take it up the ass like a pro...
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O well THAT I can understand then...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:58pm.
I don't get this couple. Does she have money?
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From what I understand, she's got a double jointed trick pussy and will take it up the ass like a pro...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angel_i: she may not have $ but she sure does have a face!!waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
Coma Caca!!
And I see I'm not alone in my query here...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
I don't get this couple. Does she have money?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Ouu, sounds like she got knocked up by Tony when they both were still married to others. I guess having an almost-teenager together is one good reason to try to make it work. Hollywood kids are already mostly doomed as it is.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:31pm.
there's no other logical explanation why he's sticking with melanie...
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he clearly has a thing for not-that-hot women. Melanie is a goddess compared to his first wife.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/couples/photos/ana-leza-and-antonio-banderas...
that's a pic of her looking her best.
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do it for a fellow ho!
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:37pm.
letinstar: ...but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
moomarse...i think i saw one of those fuckers laying dead in the street..it was a disgusting site...i still get the shivers..
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
letinstar: ...but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
funny you should mention that... one of those fuckers walked into my garage lookin for kitty food one night whilst I was smokin and they are so fuckin fugly, I almost barfed right there...
kidding, but WOW - they are really bad in the warm & fuzzy department!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Melanie Griffith always looks so insecure -Im amazed he stayed with her so long also-hes probably a decent guy...
Being married to her and her melting face cant have been easy and the crap these publicists come out with is fucking amazing-no wonder these people never get better with the lackeys co- signing their bullshit....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:21pm.
will antonio be deported if he divorces melanie?
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why would he get deported???
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there's no other logical explanation why he's sticking with melanie...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 10:21pm.
will antonio be deported if he divorces melanie?
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why would he get deported??? they have been married for a long ass time and i'm sure he probably has a work based green card.
Only if you are married for less than three years, based your green card application on a marriage to a US citizen, the INS will consider it fraud. And they would revoke your green card and you'll be banned from ever applying again, they would probably deny you a visitor's visa (your visitor's visa gets revoked when you get your green card)
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do it for a fellow ho!
Well, I think he's been a real peach to stick with Melanie and her boozy ways all these years. She's lucky she got an ultimatum because most men would've used that as an excuse to hit the bricks minus the warning.
i heard morgan haberman, an up and comer beat our lindsay and miley for a role in undiscovered gyrl. She is beautiful! But beating out two major stars?
And can you really blame her for hittin the bottle? Can you imagine being married to Antonio? What fucking pressure!!! He's so much more than she coulda EVER been... she was a goner before the get-go! And she's been fighting it ever since. sad really... so can you really blame her??? yea... I'm sure you can and do.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK