Thursday, August 27th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Cesar Milan (40)
Alexa Vega (21)
Kyle Lowder (29)
Sarah Chalke (33)
Jonny Moseley (34)
Mase (34)
Mario (37)
Chandra Wilson (40)
Yolanda Adams (48)
Tom Ford (48)
Downtown Julie Brown (50)
Diane Scarwid (54)
Peter Stormare (56)
Pee Wee Herman (57)
Barbara Bach (62)
Tuesday Weld (66)
Daryl Dragon (The Captain from Captain & Tennille) (67)
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no fuck you Cesar...fuck you abusive fuck head...someday your ass is gonna get bit off and all the dogs will jump for joy
asshole
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Hot assed virgo list!
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
its bruce bitch...
ok, I guess its your birthday so you can flip someone off if you want to..
its bruce bitch...
Caesar!!! How could you?? I swear its got to be a cat lover you are giving the finger to...
Don't care if Cesar Millan is straight or gay, I would totally do him doggy style regardless
WHY is he flipping the bird? I've watched his show & he seems pretty calm, whatever caused him to flip out?
My dog Lily LOVES his show, it's a reality show from a dog's view.
intellectually driven passion, passionately driven intellect
....say what you will about Ceasar, but I have three, YES three Boston Terriers *one is gone to Boston Terrier heaven now though.....I weep*
....but fuck it, his methods work....my dogs are good...and the techniques are not barbaric...I can actually trim their paw nails now....which I could not do before.....ever try to trim a squirmmy dog???
¡Feliz cumpleaños! Ceasar and Muchas gracias with my perros!
¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí!
¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí!
¡Feliz cumpleaños a Ceasar!
¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí!
nobody gives a shit about your dogs, however dt julie brown turning 50 is monumental.
Cesar is gay
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 1:07pm
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Must put The Culture Clash on my list...you have me intrigued now.
and now we use the positive reinforcement method like victoria, which works very well now- but would've done shit when he was younger.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
Well basically, what I can discern from my friend it is the whole "showing them who the pack leader is" and proving your dominance over them. She says this is barbaric and not really necessary and can be achieved through other kinder, gentler means. I especially cringe when he flips a dog over on it's back and holds it down to prove he's "pack leader". I'm sure theres much more to it, but thats what I was able to decipher from my friends "zoology speak", lol.
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I agree.
Many formally-educated veterinary behaviorists (vets with specialized training in animal psychology) don't agree with the whole "your dog is misbehaving because it's trying to be Alpha" argument.
One of my previous dogs (not the one in my avvie) had a problem with possessive aggression and I had to take him to see a veterinary behaviorist. It was really quite worthwhile because this woman - who was trained, I think, at UPenn - understood dogs' physical and psychological problems. I really learned a lot from her...she is also the one who recommended the book I mentioned earlier, "The Culture Clash."
I'm telling all of you - if you want to learn more about dogs and why they are like they are, READ THAT BOOK! It was fascinating!
I did read Cesar Milan's book, too; while he has a few good tips, I still don't agree with his overall thinking and philosophy. Exercise a dog until it is exhausted? You're not solving a problem - you're making the dog so tired it can't engage in the behavior!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
i love ceasar. and he never hurts them.
my dog is a boy is a rottie german shep, and a stubborn little shit. he's much better now (18 mos) but up until 3 or 4 months ago, he would fight and not listen and steal shit. we tried everything, watching him all the time, stopping him, time out, sometimes he would get angry and snap and growl and then we throw his ass on the ground and hold him till he calmed down. we never hurt him- but he hurt me! and we needed to be prepared for this dog to be close to 90 lbs at maturity (i am only a little over 100 myself) so we needed him to learn that he listens to us and we are the boss. we haven't had to do that at all in months. it takes a few times for them to learn the submissive position and what it means- but it works. and nothing less would've worked for my ferocious pup.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I don't give a shit about whether or not it hurts your dog. Their are easier ways to train your dog without dominating them or letting them walk all over you. His methods are barbaric.
I dated a guy once who got out of his car while I was walking over to my dog who was sitting on her hind legs (similar to a prarie dog) and he put his hands on the back of her neck because he learned it on Cesar's show. He put her to the ground and made her submit because he was afraid she would jump on him. She never would. Needless to say that is the last time he saw me or my dog.
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"You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!”
The monks of the new skeet raise german sheps and have writen a wonderful book on dog training without violence.
it's interesting, but they say do get the dog to stop doing something, do what his/her mother would have done, grab him by the ruff and give him a gentle shake.
they understand you're authority after that, and it doesn't hurt the dog.
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This is what I was just talking about. Sometimes it may look like you are hurting the dog or cat, when in actuality you are just treating it like its mother would and are not hurting the animal at all.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
"through other kinder, gentler means. I especially cringe when he flips a dog over on it's back and holds it down to prove he's "pack leader"."
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I've never seen him be unkind or not gentle with a dog. When he flips the dog onto his back, he is not hurting him. He is just trying to assert dominance. You can do the same thing with a cat, although in a different manner. I am a "cat whisperer" in a way, and I can communicate with cats very effectively. If you see me holding my cat down to teach him, you may think I'm hurting him, when in fact I am always VERY gentle with cats. You just have to know what you are doing, be it with cats or dogs, and not be afraid to take the lead.
Now, I just wanted to say that I did NOT know Cesar's age. I thought he was way older than he really is. Did anyone else think the same thing?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by natasha240 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:44am.
I would go straight for Cesar. Truth.
Also, his methods are amazing. For those of you who disagree, do you care to discuss why?
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Well basically, what I can discern from my friend it is the whole "showing them who the pack leader is" and proving your dominance over them. She says this is barbaric and not really necessary and can be achieved through other kinder, gentler means. I especially cringe when he flips a dog over on it's back and holds it down to prove he's "pack leader". I'm sure theres much more to it, but thats what I was able to decipher from my friends "zoology speak", lol.
Thanks Angel_i. It is an honor to share my birthday with Pee Wee and Cesar.
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"You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!”
I would go straight for Cesar. Truth.
Also, his methods are amazing. For those of you who disagree, do you care to discuss why?
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIRTYWHOREMOUTH!
(Damn, that was fun to type:)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
ME! It's my birthday! I'm a slut!
I'm also 30 today. I haven't broken a hip yet so I'd say today is going well.
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"You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!”
Submitted by Psych Evals for... on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:13am.
I do believe that Mario is only in his 20's I think mid 20's at most. I shall have to look that up :)
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LOL! Nice work:) Sometimes MK is way off with the ages...sometimes I think it's a joke and sometimes I just wonder where he gets his information;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Mario Dewar Barrett (born August 27, 1986) professionally known as Mario, is an American Grammy-nominated R&B and pop singer, actor, model, dancer and philanthropist.
Yup 23 :) I should be a freaking reporter!!
I do believe that Mario is only in his 20's I think mid 20's at most. I shall have to look that up :)
Happy birthday Cesar Millan.
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:40am.
You know, I think Cesar really does have good intentions & I'm sure he's an ok guy, but a good friend of mine who is a dog trainer and also has a fucking degree in Zoology (!) STRONGLY disagrees with his training methods as well.
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Ha! That's inneresting. I strongly disagree too but I have always kept my mouth shut cuz I only have experience - no formal education, really...In my mind, it was just that there might be different ways to do things...I will now continue with my disagreeing:)
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:36am.
I don't like Cesar Milan's methods...they are negative and can backfire. I'd rather watch a positive dog trainer like Victoria Stillwell. Or, if you really want to learn about dog psychology, read Jean Donaldson's "The Culture Clash" - one of the most interesting books I've ever read on dogs.
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You know, I think Cesar really does have good intentions & I'm sure he's an ok guy, but a good friend of mine who is a dog trainer and also has a fucking degree in Zoology (!) STRONGLY disagrees with his training methods as well. I still watch the show now occasionaly but more for entertainment rather than thinking I'm gonna pick up any good dog training tips.
Useless Trivia #4: Toni Tenille appears on Pink Floyd's "The Wall" (not the "groupie" as some people think). She originally did some backing vocals with some of the Beach Boys, but most of those were cut. Apparently her voice is still mixed into a couple of the songs, though.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Useless Trivia of the Day:
Captain and Tennille was the third act to record Muskrat Love. The song's writer did the original in 1972. America released it as a single in 1973 and reached #67 on the charts. Third time was charm. Daryl & Toni went to #4 (#1 Adult Contemporary)in 1976.
Useless Trivia #2: Toni Tennille along with Beachboys Bruce Johnston and Carl wilson sang backing vocals on Elton's original "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me".
U.T. #3: Bruce Johnston wrote "I Write the Songs".
The first to release it as a single was David Cassidy. Captain and Tennille included it on an album the same year (1975). Then the Manilow released it and the rest is history.
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
1st, MK always find the greatest pics.
2nd, I was thinkin the same things @ Sushi.
sushi on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:23am.
There can be no way that Cesar is not a homo. No possible way. And don't tell me is he married because that means jackshit to me.
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You are so rite sushi. I was shocked when they introduced his beard, I mean, wife. I hope he pays her well. Why cant I find a rich gay man that wants a beard?
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Resistance is Futile!
Happy birthday Cesar! Love him!
Shout out to Peter Stormare.
"I kneal only to God, and I don't see him here." - John Abruzzi
HB to Pee Wee. Why so cranky Cesar? He looks like he needs to be shown who the top dog is.
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Submitted by Manbearpig on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:45am.
Caesar Milan is the hottest slut on earth next to that guy who raises wild wolves and convinces them that he is also a wolf, Shaun Ellis.
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I think I saw a show on Discovery about that dude. Was he off raising wolves in Russia?
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Happy birthday Cesar!! I LOVE that show and his books. That dude is freaking awesome. No, I wouldn't hit it, but he sure taught me a lot about my doggies!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Mario couldn't possibly be 37!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_%28entertainer%29
--thanks awfully--
HB to Peter Stormare, you'll always be John Abruzzi to me!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
The monks of the new skeet raise german sheps and have writen a wonderful book on dog training without violence.
it's interesting, but they say do get the dog to stop doing something, do what his/her mother would have done, grab him by the ruff and give him a gentle shake.
they understand you're authority after that, and it doesn't hurt the dog.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Arrrr! So many hot sluts today!
Cesar Milan - Sometimes I am strangely hyponotized into watching his show.
Diane Scarwid - It's Diana, MK. She was Christina Crawford in the campfest that was Mommie Dearest. "I am.....NOT.....one of your....FANS!"
Pee Wee Herman - The secret word of the day is BIRTHDAY. Whenever you hear it, SCREAM REAL LOUD!
Barbara Bach - How's that marriage to Ringo going?
Tuesday Weld - Because who would want to be named Monday, really?
Daryl Dragon - So sorry that you had to be explained to all the younguns. Your penance for the shitty "Muskrat Love."
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:48am.
Is she really still considered "downtown"?
hahahaha. (Mornin', Triscuit.) She was cute, kinda hot, and kinda funny back in the day. She had sort of a "street" London (?) accent. Back when MTV was still worth watching.
I don't like Cesar Milan's methods...they are negative and can backfire. I'd rather watch a positive dog trainer like Victoria Stillwell. Or, if you really want to learn about dog psychology, read Jean Donaldson's "The Culture Clash" - one of the most interesting books I've ever read on dogs.
Anyway...whenever someone says the secret word, scream real loud...OK???
Today's secret word is "masturbation." LOL.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I would not let that asshole near my dog.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Cesar Millan is abusive to dogs.
There can be no way that Cesar is not a homo. No possible way. And don't tell me is he married because that means jackshit to me.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:56am.
HB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rew6On8ejNg
BEST DAMCE EVAH
Jack
beat it like it owes you money!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
HB-day Cesar and PeeWee. Love them both. Cesar is only 40? Damn, I was just watching him yesterday thinking he would be late 40's and looking good.
I thought Ceaser was in his late 40's
I love his show.
You know, why in hell is there NOT a picture of the hotness that is Tom Ford??
*fumes*
Happy B-day Pee Wee!!!
"Everyone I know's got a big but. Let's talk about your big but, Simone."