Tuesday, August 25th 2009

Wino Is Suing Blaaaake's Mommy

When Blaaaaaaaake was marinating in a jail cell, the love of his life (after smoking a few hits of the bad shit) Amy Wino sent him beautiful heart-heaving love letters that she wrote using liquid heroin, so that he could lick up her words for a quick buzz. I made up that last part, but that's a tip for next time, Wino! It's on the house! Anyway, Blaaaaake's mom, the glamorous Georgette, got a hold of one of the letters and peddled it to the highest bidder. The Wino didn't like that and now she's suing the trick!

The Sun reports that Wino has filed a lawsuit against Georgette for copyright infringement. Wino wants £50,000 as compensation. One source close to Wino said, "Amy was furious the private letter was used to make money."

The thing is Wino probably doesn't even remember writing the letter, because she was higher than Courtney Love's Twitter at the time. That doesn't mean it was right for Georgette to turn the letter out and put it on the ho stroll, but it takes a lot of money to look that glamorous!

If Georgette wasn't to able to maintain her beauty, who else would run around looking like a post-menopausal Rizzo from Grease. Seriously, if Rizzo divorced Kenickie, turned to crank to the heal pain, accidentally got knocked up by Danny Zuko (ESCANDALO), sold the baby to Sandy for a coupon book and then finally got her life together by joining a sober living group called "The Polka Dot Ladies," she would look exactly like Georgette. And that's exactly what we need in this world. So if Georgette needs to sell some letter to keep looking this glamorous, then I say do it! Wino will understand one day.

Posted by: Michael K


Wino will die next. That druggie won't last long. I can't believe anyone paid for Wino's letter. HAHA.

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Bjork You's picture

Ah, M.K., when you're on, you're on. (Now leave Lady Gaga alone.)

Emeriesan's picture

CHAVS

Whatever's picture

That is pretty low for that foolish looking woman to sell love letters. Shame on her! Money grubbing asswipe just like her son.

govt_cheese's picture

So, you guys have white trash in England, too, huh? Glad to see it. We shouldn't be blessed here in the states only.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Yeah, she looks pretty much how I'd expect Blaaaaaaake's mom to look. Look out Amy, because in six months YOU'LL look like that.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

The girl in the orange - her boobies ate her chin.

Snarf's picture

For God's sake georgette live in the now! You look like the worlds oldest Duran Duran Fan circa 1983.

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Ahahaha mike!

"One of Jim Henson's lost creations".

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freebird's picture

I just see a klassy lady. A klassy lady, doin right by her innocent son.

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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 9:28am.

D.E- Yes, NYC. We are moving upstate and becoming Oliver and Lisa Douglas.
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Nice! I don't think you will find a pig as smart as Arnold, though. Get a nice dog instead.

I have a friend who moved to work at the UPenn Vet School over a year ago. She still hasn't sold her house in upstate NY - I think it's near Cornell. Hope you got a good deal!

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Race Bannon's picture

Thanks Christine, it kind of was.

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D.E- Yes, NYC. We are moving upstate and becoming Oliver and Lisa Douglas.

christine the hoff's picture

glad things are okay, race. the move sounds like it was fun!

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

Race - works for me! LOL!

Btw, by CITY, I'm assuming you mean NYC, right?

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 9:00am.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:50am.
I wonder what was Georgette smokin' when she thought bleaching her bangs blonde was a good idea?
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Whatever it was, she was smokin’ the same stuff when she got dressed that morning.

And chances are Blake’s got a stash of letters, trinkets, etc. given to him over the years by Amy, and he just leaves one conveniently lying around anytime Mums hits him up for some cash.
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Like a crackie nest egg, right?

Mornin' Foxay. ♥

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D.E- LOL! No Indian, but will you settle for an ex cop and a very dramatic and tall Texan?

Edit- We had a lot of fun. The best was Racer X taking the driving duties away from me 2 blocks from where we started. His driving was way worse though!

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Race - Streisand tunes... Too much! lolololol
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 9:12am.

Thank you Jack! Yeah, I think it will be smooth sailing.

You should have seen us moving things the other day. 6 gay men loading a UHaul in the City is quite a sight! It looked like a cross between the Village people and Men's Health magazine!
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LOL! Who got to dress like the Indian chief?

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Jack- Add Streisand tunes blasting from the Uhaul while we were loading and you had a full blown, off-Broadway musical!

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LMAO!!! Village People and Men's HEalth Mag... What. a. visual. Too funny.
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Race Bannon's picture

Thank you Jack! Yeah, I think it will be smooth sailing.

You should have seen us moving things the other day. 6 gay men loading a UHaul in the City is quite a sight! It looked like a cross between the Village people and Men's Health magazine!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Welcome back, Race. Hope all goes well with the big stuff.

Morning, hookers!

*wags tongue in honor of Gene Simmons' birfday*
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I wouldn't want to be rich, never, I would never know who is a real person n my life and who is not.
sue that skank Wino, get your life together!
Edite dto say: I wouldn't want to be FAMOUS.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Race Bannon's picture

Mother Superior- We will be happy when we are there full time. Right now we are back in the city until the end of the month. We have the big move on the 31st (big furniture) .

LOL@Space planning! I just can't wait for the peace and quiet!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:58am.

Heheheeeee!!! Hilarious!
C'mon, that's what you wanted!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:50am.
I wonder what was Georgette smokin' when she thought bleaching her bangs blonde was a good idea?
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Whatever it was, she was smokin’ the same stuff when she got dressed that morning.

And chances are Blake’s got a stash of letters, trinkets, etc. given to him over the years by Amy, and he just leaves one conveniently lying around anytime Mums hits him up for some cash.

Mornin’ DD Loaf♥
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Elvis Costello: Pump It Up

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:58am.

Bahahahahahaha! You know you liked it!

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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:57am.

Not bad! You know livin'!

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown

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Fuck off, keey. I tried this site and wound up getting gang raped by a bunch of members from the Elks Lodge.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:55am.

I hope you're happy at the new place!
We must discuss your space planning... LOL

Race Bannon's picture

Hi CRAZY! Just getting in a little dlisted fun before I have to get my ass out of the office as see a client.

How are you?

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by keey on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:54am.

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CRAZY's picture

LMAO MS!

What's up Race!

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Race Bannon's picture

Thanks Snowpiece- It went well. Funny as hell too. The big furniture goes next week.

Hey guys, would you like to date a cougar? Or are you a cougar yourself? Okay, no matter you are looking for an NSA, FWB or serious relationship. You'll want to check this out:**== Matchcougar-c O m ==**It's where cougars and younger men can meet(Cougar is the slang for woman who is mature, experienced and want to date a younger man).

Mother Superior's picture

Girl in the orange top.....chin up!
Oh wait. Nevermind.

KG's picture

MK, your descriptions are priceless!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Nice Peter Pan getaway boots there Georgette.

snowpiece's picture

welcome back Race, hope the move went smoothly!

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DeeDee's picture

I wonder what was Georgette smokin' when she thought bleaching her bangs blonde was a good idea?

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:48am.

Some of them look a bit inbred, like the girl.

*looks around*

Yeah, totally.

Race Bannon's picture

Her shoes!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:41am.
27 years ago she went for the Pat Benatar look like in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Only thing is she never changed styles.

exactly.

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MS: holy shit! for real!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:43am.
Nice tits muppet.
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The tits are there to catch dribbles that fall from her mouth - things a CHIN would otherwise catch.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:37am.

Who's the long haired turtle in the orange tank? Day.Um.
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Thanks, Jack.
I drooled orange juice on my top. Lovely.
:P

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:35am.

what is she wearing
what's wrong with that girls face?
what is going on in England?

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Get me out of here!

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Something tells me this look was created AFTER she got the Wino cash.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?