A Big Glass Of Doucheade
Leave it to Jon Grosselin to make a delicious cup of lemonade look like something his peen hole gargled up and spit out. Yesterday in Reading, PA, Jon and six members of the child army sold lemonade for a local firefighters charity while cameras were rolling. Of Course.
It was for charity, but Jon still made it all about him by wearing that t-shirt. Can the Thompson Twins please sue this twat for copyright infringement, because when I hear their song, I don't want to think of Jon's nasty ass.
If Jon really wanted to make a bunch of money for charity, he wouldn't sell lemonade, he would sell punches to his face. Jon is made out of douchedough, so it wouldn't even hurt! Even Kate Gosselin's rabid possum head would find a way to escape from its owner so that it could spend 4 weeks worth of its allowance to bust Jon in the mug over and over again.
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:06pm.
I bet they would have made more money for the charity if they would have put him in a dunking booth.
hahahaha. It reminds me of Heidi and Spencer volunteering at the LA Mission on Thanksgiving.
hey fat fuck, if you really give a shit about the firemen, write them a fucking check with the money you sold your decency for.
i hate people who seek publicity for being charitable.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:06pm.
I bet they would have made more money for the charity if they would have put him in a dunking booth.
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TOTALLY! Way better idea also cuz some levity about this situation is really due right about now.
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...I so agree, but put possum head in one too - each wearing tee shirts that say "I'm with stupid --->"....oh, the money they would make! (for charity of course)...
...maybe sitting in a dunking booth should just be Jon's new job...he could do it 9-5 like he wants...
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Kate Gosselin is taking her possum and doing Larry King Live tonight. Why not email some questions to her, like do u kill a fresh possum every night or is that one on yr head stuffed?
Gawd, somebody give that guy a girdle, or a pair of spanx. Although,all that may do is shove all that fabulous-ness up to his head making it bigger than it already is.
Or just a scissorkick to the back of the neck.
bda: because he IS happier with hailey -- she who gives "faceplant" literal meaning -- than with his own children.
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but, then again, what do i know?
He didn't waste any time pushing those kids out of the way to get all the attention, huh?!
interesting tee shirt, jon. still, i never trust anyone who editorializes with their clothing. mk excepted, as always.
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but, then again, what do i know?
So when is he due?
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This turd can't do anything without the cameras. Funny how he had once said he hated being in the spotlight.
He strikes me as (among other things) the kind of Asian guy who doesn't want people to think of him as Asian, like he's vaguely ashamed of it.
I mean, he *should* be ashamed of his douchey *behavior*...but clearly he is not. He just seems like an all-around faker, trying to be what he is not: cool, employed, single, attractive, a good father...and what he is, is a bloated, red-faced a-hole poseur whose kids will grow up to hate him.
Let me be clear, I have no love for Kate either. If it wouldn't do harm to their kids, I would say the best punishment for the both of them would be to force them to stay married to each other.
Why is it that he looks happier spending time with Hailey then his own children?
Does any one one where i can find this shit?
please let me know
You know it would have been more heartfelt if the cameras weren't rolling. Since the separation the only time I see him interacting in public with them is if the cameras are on. They make more than enough money and could have just donated money out of their pockets.
I loved this show and watched it from the begging before all this paparazzi obsession. When they were a normal family, it's crazy how a little money and a reality show cna change people. They are both at fault. At first I though Jon was the asshole, then Kate, then Jon again with the whores. Watching an old episode though made me question Kate and what Jon said about her saying that they are basically done. He put up with her for 10 years and did whatever it is she asked of him. She may have had to yell to get him to do it but he did it. I can't see him after 10 years and 8 children just up and leaving her. I bet it was her that said that to him and he was hurt so that's why he's acting like a jerk now. Both are disgusting fame whores now and it's such a shame.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:06pm.
I bet they would have made more money for the charity if they would have put him in a dunking booth.
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TOTALLY! Way better idea also cuz some levity about this situation is really due right about now.
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Oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeze! Everyone knows that Dimitri The Lover is the BIGGEST douche of all time:
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When you grow them six at time, you can't exactly expect them to come out looking like superior specimens of mankind at the top of the human gene pool.
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It's probably really cruel but I don't find the Gosselin kids cute AT ALL.
Two of the girls are semi passable but the boys look "special".
How a show was based on ugly kids and uglier parents is beyond me.
I bet they would have made more money for the charity if they would have put him in a dunking booth.
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that second to the last thumbnail makes me uneasy, the kids are all lined up like his little minions! and he's posing all GQ, ahaha. he wouldn't be chilling in the hamptons or whatever he does if the situation hadn't been a fertility nightmare! the kids are cute though, i've always thought that.
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that second to the last thumbnail makes me uneasy, the kids are all lined up like his little minions! and he's posing all GQ, ahaha. he wouldn't be chilling in the hamptons or whatever he does if the situation hadn't been a fertility nightmare! the kids are cute though, i've always thought that.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
His kids must really love all the DRAH-MA that that shirt evokes.
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MK brings it again..."sell punches to his face." LMAO!
Ah, the irony in the Kool-Aid man selling lemonade.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:24am.
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MK is right. this guy is completely made of douchedough.
he is fat.
ok, first, i thought that was jon mayer the douche.
second of all - so he is hanging out WITH HIS KIDS, wearing a shirt that says lies lies lies lies? gee, daddy.
where is the bomb when we need it?
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This is the last guy I would ask to sperminate 8 eggs.
Hmmm.....yummy. Douchonade! :P
Yes he's a douche but I'm still "Team Jon" .......watched that show once and that Kate is a fucking cunt and that was enough for me.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:00am.
Dayum! I bet money that baby will be a wiggler. My son did all kinds of gymnastics in my belly. He fidgets and wiggles all the time!
Congrats on your two babies!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:54am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:45am.
When I was pregnant with my son, he would take his fist or foot and run it along my stomach pushing out. It looked like some X files shit, you could see a perfect outline of his hand/foot. No way would you mistake that for *gas* and not know you're preggo!
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I am carrying 2 human parasites right now (boy and girl) and last night the girl, who is the one highest up, tried to fucking stand up inside of me or something. I was sitting in the bath and her big ass head all of a sudden pushed straight up into the top of my belly (which incidentally is damn near under my chin). And its still there. She wont go back down so I have a head shaped lump sticking out of the top of my ginormous belly. Its so fucking Alienation and creepy.
Are you kidding me? Anyone who thinks the Gosselins do ANYTHING without calling the paps and cameras for spotlight needs a lobotomy (as bad as KON needs one).
His PR team is trying to clean up his image... he recently volunteered at a kid's hospital (after saying "sick kids make me uncomfortable") and now this stunt. It's all for publicity... people have been sick of them getting free stuff and not giving back to the community. What about the 10 million dollar bill they stuck PA with after having those kids? They've certainly never paid that back.
Just remember, when Jon says he hates the paps, hates the limelight, loves working, loves hanging with his kids, doesn't exploit them, doesn't get tons of free stuff and hates being on tv, just read his shirt.
LIES
LIES
LIES
LIES
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:20am.
With these lemonade stands, it's always some shitty watery Country Time lemonade. If it's from a mix I won't buy it. I won't buy Chips Ahoy cookies, either.
I always tell the kids they need to make it fresh-squeezed and add the ice separately. And to bake the cookies from scratch. They could charge double and THEN I'd buy it. And then I walk away, HA HA HA HAHA!
Capitalism at work. If the parents want to teach them a lesson about marketing and making money, I've just taught them a little bonus. Mediocre product and a cutesy gimmick doesn't work with everyone.
EDIT: I wouldn't let my kids sell lemonade from a mix, either, so don't be calling me a heartless hater. Standards, people, standards.
LOL. And SO fuckin' true, man.
A douchebag sellin' some yellow water. Who came up with this idea?
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:45am.
When I was pregnant with my son, he would take his fist or foot and run it along my stomach pushing out. It looked like some X files shit, you could see a perfect outline of his hand/foot. No way would you mistake that for *gas* and not know you're preggo!
What an asshole. WHAT grown man, FATHER OF EIGHT, ought to be wearing an immature shirt like that? At a FUNDRAISER?????
LOOZER. When are HIM and his FUCKTARD WIFE gonna vanish in to a black hole, NEVER to be heard of again???
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:20am.
With these lemonade stands, it's always some shitty watery Country Time lemonade
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But, but, Hekki, I kinda like Country Time from the mix. Should I be ashamed???
All jokes aside, the shit does it in a pinch, but you're right, you shouldnt sell it at a lemonade stand. I think that after 4 years in London where LEMONADE is clear and carbonated (ugh), I'm just desperate for anything closely resembling the real thing.
y Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:38am.
Submitted by greenfinch: "sometimes i never want to watch tlc again..but then they have awesome shows like im obsessed with my pet and i cant turn that shit off. lol"
How about "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"?!?!?!
I'm simply amazed by that. And by how common it seems to be.
Anyone here who's been pregnant: HOW COULD YOU IGNORE ALL THE KICKING AND SHIT? I understand you don't know for the first several months. But when you start feeling jabs and kicks and your belly is HUGE.... Uh.... That's a monumental level of denial.
did you notice that all of them are OBESE and mostly drug addicts yeah your belly doesn't grow when you are obese and pregnant
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:38am.
cant say i have ever watched it cause i just dont understand how people can be that bloody daft.
like i'll admit i have never been pregnant, but come on, i just dont get how you can not know. from everyone i have spoken to they are like you just know. aside from the kicking and what not.
guess youre right its just denial cause im sure they are not telling the whole truth about the relationships and what not for some...
i just shake my head and go wtf...
but did you see im obsessed with my pet with the service monkey richard? the the single lady with 11 cats that says shes not the crazy cat lady..like ummm yes you are
They should have set up a a dunking booth- DUNK A DOUCHE FOR CHARITY.
Just.can't.snark.on.him...
He helped firefighters, he's safe for the moment.
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Jon & Kate + my hate (for their drama queen antics).
he looks mad, that he found out he isn't the hot piece he thought he was. get back to reality JON...:)
Submitted by greenfinch: "sometimes i never want to watch tlc again..but then they have awesome shows like im obsessed with my pet and i cant turn that shit off. lol"
How about "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"?!?!?!
I'm simply amazed by that. And by how common it seems to be.
Anyone here who's been pregnant: HOW COULD YOU IGNORE ALL THE KICKING AND SHIT? I understand you don't know for the first several months. But when you start feeling jabs and kicks and your belly is HUGE.... Uh.... That's a monumental level of denial.
"If Jon really wanted to make a bunch of money for charity, he wouldn't sell lemonade, he would sell punches to his face. "
LMAO!!