Is Jennifer Aniston A Starfucker?
Yes, that picture looks like Gerard Butler is sticking the tip in from the back. It has just become Jennifer Aniston's life screensaver. Moving on....
Is Maddox guest editing UsWeekly again, because they wrote up a post about how the loneliest living thing in the world will only date dudes with high Google rankings. If you haven't been on the cover of a tabloid in the past couple of weeks, Jenny isn't fucking with you and you'll never ever see her collection of Real Baby Dolls.
Some source close to Jenny said, "Jennifer won't date a normal guy. She goes after the hottest thing of the moment, what she knows will get her the most time in the spotlight."
Let's test this little accusation, shall we? In the past few years, Jenny has been linked to Gerry Butler, Bradley Cooper, John Mayer, Paul Sculfor and Vince Vaughn. Besides Paul, all of them are sort-of famous. But none of those dudes are really going to take Jennifer Aniston's fame to the next level. She has to date someone whose star shines brighter than hers.
That means she can only share candlelit dinners (at a popular restaurant so everyone can see) with the likes of: Spaghetti Cat or Keyboard Cat. Actually, I'm pretty sure Keyboard Cat doesn't date down, so Spaghetti Cat it is! Fuck Brangie! Hollywood's premiere IT couple is now SPAGANISTON!
And here's some pictures of one half of Spaganiston shooting with Gerry Butler in Queens, NY yesterday.
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Butler was so fat/uncute in The Ugly Truth. But I'd still do Gerry. Where in Queens were they, I could have popped over lol.
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So what star has she ever fucked? Sounds like a list of B/C list losers who just needed the girl from Friends to masturbate to for one night,.
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I ♥ SPAGHENISTON!! But even more I love her and Gerard Butler. Such a hot couple. Could they be at spinfuckinfailthanksforplayingpleasetryagain.com?
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These guys ain't doing her career any good. She needs to go Black!
Kanye, Diddy, Snoop, Jamie even Flava Flave will get her a lot of press. I hear Chris Brown is available too.
oh please, who is this "source"? angelina holie?
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Handcuffs AND Gerry!?!?! Oh hellll yah!
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I sort of believe this about Aniston... but then I always believed she had social climbing ways and the early reports (Friends early years) that she had a very Hollywood fake personality.
That said, good for her if she's having fun with any/every guy in LA. But why no reports of her with Aaron Eckhart? Didn't she do a movie with him, too? Did I miss that bit of gossip or is he the only co-star she hasn't been linked to?
I think JA has a great body, lots of money and not a care in the world. She seems very happy. If she bangs every guy in HW so what. She's living her life.
...that article makes no sense....
I hardly doubt she gives a shit about people trashing her life. Let's have all your lives dissected then get back to me. Thanks!
hey Chinnifer-marry a gay hairdresser!
you'll cut down on all the money you spend on your hair!!!!!!!
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Maybe if you fucking stopped being obsessed with your goddamn appearance a guy might be interested.
It makes sense that she and the studios want her linked to whoever is "hot" at the moment. They are constantly trying to shove Maniston down our throats as being a movie star. Unfortunately the public will always view her as Rachel from "Friends". She needs to quit playing Rachel in all of her films and maybe the public will forget about the comparison. Yet another stupid, Hollyweird cunt.
Maniston has totally sucked all the hot out of Gerard Butler, even the DVD of 300 won't bring it back for me now.
It kinda sucks that she is always portrayed as the desperate spinster ex with no hope of ever finding a husband.
She should just show some true class by finding a nice, normal, successful man, marry him, and live her life happily ever after.
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The cropped pic is priceless!!! She totally has a "OMG A MAN IS TOUCHING ME" expression! LMAO!!!
Since her acting is pretty awful I tend to think this story might be true. Spaghetti cat could be the best date she has had in years.
Why does he remind me of Quagmuire from Family Guy, its the new teeth. He's a cock!
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Well no duh. I was thinking the same thing when her stupid trailer for another one her stupid movies about "finding love" came on TV. Maybe if you dated a normal man you would. She is so pathetic and has no acting range. All her movies are the same and I'm sick of seeing her.
Not the first time she's been handcuffed.
Diaz - Timberlake, Reeves, Leto, Law, Butler
Cruz - Cruise, McConagay, Bardem
Timberlake - Spears, Milano, Jackson, Diaz, Biel
Zellwegger - Clooney, Chesney, Cooper
Pitt - Givens, Newton, Lewis, Paltrow, Aniston, Jolie (all co-stars, except Aniston)
Hudson - Robinson, Rodriguez, Wilson, Armstrong
Givens - Pitt, Jordan, Tyson, Tennis Dude
Anderson - every scummy dude on the planet that ever stood before a camera/mic
Clooney - every waitress-actress-aspiring whatever
DiCaprio - Victoria's Secret Seasonal Catalogs
Bill Maher - The Playboy franchise
They ALL date within The Family!
It's incest, I tells ya...
Seems to me Brad has always been somewhat of a star fucker himself. He was with Robin Givens when he was little known and she was big on Head of the Class, he was with Lewis, Paltrow and Aniston when he was somewhat famous ,but not quite there. The attention that Pitt and Jolie get are from their relationship and not from their great acting.
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BINGO.
Bitch is famous for a lot more than Friends. Her dad is Victor Kariokis for god's sake.
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Dementa- I was well aware of Aniston before Pitt, and not just from Friends.
Seems to me Brad has always been somewhat of a star fucker himself. He was with Robin Givens when he was little known and she was big on Head of the Class, he was with Lewis, Paltrow and Aniston when he was somewhat famous ,but not quite there. The attention that Pitt and Jolie get are from their relationship and not from their great acting.
Dementa- I was well aware of Aniston before Pitt, and not just from Friends.
Seems to me Brad has always been somewhat of a star fucker himself. He was with Robin Givens when he was little known and she was big on Head of the Class, he was with Lewis, Paltrow and Aniston when he was somewhat famous ,but not quite there. The attention that Pitt and Jolie get are from their relationship and not from their great acting.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:48am.
1990's. Me. Under the age of 18.
Dementa- I was well of Aniston before Pitt, and not just from Friends.
Seems to me Brad has always been somewhat of a star fucker himself. He was with Robin Givens when he was little known and she was big on Head of the Class, he was with Lewis, Paltrow and Aniston when he was somewhat famous ,but not quite there. The attention that Pitt and Jolie get are from their relationship and not from their great acting.
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Exactly.
Haha, The Changling was in the $2.95 bin at my rental place yesterday.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:44am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:43am.
Mother S Wooo Hooo! Let's draw a smiley face on his peen before we go!
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Yeah, right next to the I love Mama tattoo.
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Better bring your magnifying glass!
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Little cocktail gherkin?
Gerard, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
The only reason she's more famous than Lisa Kudrow or her BFF Courtney Cox is because of her dead marriage and the constant tabloid focus on her love life.
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Really? I thought prior to her dead marriage she had a burgeoning movie career, with more hit movies than Jolie.
I would argue that the only reason that Jolie hasn't morphed into the weird chick that has an eating disorder and blames it on guilt for world hunger is because she married Brad Pitt. She may have had 1 Oscar winning performance, but her movies generally suck.
She seems to have become pretty bland to men, even though she is much younger than Aniston, that her younger, hotter version (Megan Fox) has cropped up stealing virtually all of her spotlight.
Each time Jolie shows up on the Red Carpet she looks much more desperate than Aniston with her constant clutching of the man whore she knows will cheat again. It's just a question of when.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:43am.
MS- MTV played music? Oh yeah.........once upon a time!
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I remember this vaguely....I was a kiddie in the 90's :)
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The 1890s?
*runs away. Fast*
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:44am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:43am.
Mother S Wooo Hooo! Let's draw a smiley face on his peen before we go!
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Yeah, right next to the I love Mama tattoo.
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Better bring your magnifying glass!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:43am.
MS- MTV played music? Oh yeah.........once upon a time!
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I remember this vaguely....I was a kiddie in the 90's :)
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:43am.
Mother S Wooo Hooo! Let's draw a smiley face on his peen before we go!
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Yeah, right next to the I love Mama tattoo.
MS- MTV played music? Oh yeah.........once upon a time!
Mother S Wooo Hooo! Let's draw a smiley face on his peen before we go!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:35am.
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Snowy, I think he's asleep already.
Get his credit card, we're going shopping!
LOL@Rocket! That is something I do not hear much at home, that I am the voice of reason!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:28am.
LOL jazzy! I wasn't selling Vienna Sausages!
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I think she WOULD be a starfucker if any star more famous than her would fuck 'er.
But she's basically known now as Pitt's fortyish ex and that chick from Friends with the once-famous hair. So not exactly the stuff hot'n'famous men of the moment (like Unicorn Forest Hair) chase after. The only reason she's more famous than Lisa Kudrow or her BFF Courtney Cox is because of her dead marriage and the constant tabloid focus on her love life.
I mean if a dude is that famous right now, is he going to want desperate attention-getting sex with Jennifer Anistan when he can have desperate attention-getting sex with a younger hotter groupie? I don't think so.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:29am.
MS- She must have been a knock out! MTV still needs an overhaul though
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Yeah, remember when they used to play something called music? *sigh* Good old times.....
I, for one, certainly am not going to give Maniston flak for seeking out Hollywood peen.
She could do alot worse, and she already has anyway!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:30am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:21am.
GASP! Jazzy. What's with the new avatar?!
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Saving it for OP.
MJT,
I can answer for jazz. We both fed up to our eyeballs with real life and wish to be back to our ex-pat ways.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:21am.
GASP! Jazzy. What's with the new avatar?!
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MS- She must have been a knock out! MTV still needs an overhaul though!
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