Paula Abdul Will Be Back On Live TV!
The demonic warlords at American Idol can not stop the little pill popper who can! Paula always rises HIGH HIGH HIGH above (after nose dancing with a little Nitrous). We can resume playing the "Do a shot every time Paula does the Vicodin stutter" drinking game, because Paula Abdul will host Vh1's Divas Live on September 17th.
This is her first TV job since Idol left her career for dead in the gutter! Paul was in talks with ABC for a role on Ugly Betty and a judge spot on Dancing with the Has-Beens, but that didn't work out, because they refused to install an InstyMeds kiosk in her trailer. Rude!
After four years, Divas Live will return with a line-up which includes: Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks.
We're going to need Detective La Toya Jackson to bring her magnifying glass over here and tell us where the divas are. Because I don't see any in that list.
I mean, Miley Cyrus?! One of Queen Aretha Franklin's juicy chichi dingles is more of a diva than Miley. Was Noah Cyrus already booked at the Spearmint Rhino, because EVEN she is more of a diva than Miley. Hopefully, Paula Abdul's crackhead antics will save this show!
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oh fuck YES! Can't nobody stop this valley of the dolls-poppin queen crazy hoor!
Gee! It took them 4 years to come up with that line-up of non-divas?
Oh well...It could be worse. Imagine if they had included Horsey Montag and Parasite Hilton "singing" their latest flops.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
They might as well throw a Lardassian in there for good measure.
haha Miley looks like a giant in the pic!
cant believe she s in the lineup.
Adele seems to be the only 'diva' of the list...or at least the only one I see with huge potential to be a diva in the future. The woman has a wonderful voice. But...really? Miley? Really? I mean, I know some teeny-boppers and cheermoms consider her a 'star' and a 'diva'. But really? In the same list with the likes of Adele, who won a Grammy for her actual singing talent? Seems like a huge 'ZOMG GUYZ, EAZY RATINGZ!' scheme to me by including her.
I have a feeling her ego is going to go through the roof with this one.
Divas Live will return with a line-up which includes: Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks.
GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK! Cause words fail me.
It is official - the music industry has killed music. They market braindead child prostitutes and tv karaoke contest winners as music divas.
I have to get me a gun, go to the local music store and kill everybody who spends a rusty cent on what they sell as "music". This madness has to end now.
Miley a Diva?
Whiteny Houston(crack aside) was a Diva...or is...whatever.
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Wow, they've really lowered the bar for divas. And then add Paula Abdul to the mix? This is must not see TV.
How in the fuck is Miley Cyrus a "Diva?" Bitch sounds like a Raccoon getting caught up in a lawn mower. My fucking Jesus.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:46am.
@ angel - as painful as it is to admit...I think Britney would be considered a diva among this group.
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Zackly - I think it's a conspiracy: Heidi, Miley, everything...to make us value that ho. Basterds!!!
But, seriously - even if you're gonna low-level it like that: Britney, Xtina, Mariah, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake. Divas. There you go. I mean - Lady Gaga (love her or hate her) is more Diva than all these bitches put together.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Bradi,
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2004: (OMG JESSUCKA)
Performers):
(in order of appearance)
Patti LaBelle
Jessica Simpson
Cyndi Lauper
Debbie Harry
Eve
Joss Stone
Ashanti
Sheila E.
The Pussycat Dolls (featuring Carmen Electra)
Tom Jones
Blondie
Gladys Knight
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
No Aubrey oday either. Boy o boy, VH1 is too snooty for my taste.
Next year it will be Heidi, Brooke Hogan, Paris Hilton and the Kardashian Sisters.
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Divas 1998
VH1 Divas Live 98
Live album by VH1 Divas featuring Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Gloria Estefan, Aretha Franklin, Shania Twain, with special guest Carole King
Released April 4, 1999
Recorded April 14, 1998
Genre Pop, Soul, Rock, Country
Label VH1
VH1 Divas chronology
VH1 Divas 98
(1999) VH1 Divas Live 99
(2000)
VH1 Divas Live: An Honors Concert for VH1's Save the Music, aired live from New York City's Beacon Theatre on April 14, 1998.
Performers:
(in order of appearance)
Mariah Carey
Gloria Estefan
Shania Twain
Aretha Franklin
Celine Dion
Carole King
2000:
Mariah Carey
Donna Summer
Faith Hill
RuPaul
Destiny's Child
Diana Ross
2001:Performers:
(in order of appearance)
Aretha Franklin
Backstreet Boys
Marc Anthony
Celia Cruz
Jill Scott
Nelly Furtado
Mary J. Blige
Kid Rock
Bishop Paul Morton & Choir
Stevie Wonder
2002: Performers:
(in order of appearance)
Celine Dion
Anastacia
Cher
Cyndi Lauper
Dixie Chicks
Shakira
Mary J. Blige
Whitney Houston
Stevie Nicks
Host: Ellen DeGeneres
Announcer: Wayne Newton
2003: Performers:
(in order of appearance)
Beyoncé
Jewel
Celine Dion
Chaka Khan
Mary J. Blige
The Isley Brothers
Ashanti
Lisa Marie Presley
Pat Benatar
Whitney Houston
Bobby Brown
Tarralyn Ramsey
Stevie Wonder
Shania Twain
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
@ angel - as painful as it is to admit...I think Britney would be considered a diva among this group.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:29am.
GASP!!!!!!!!! Jazz you are on my bad list today...and not in a good way. ;)
*cries*
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Aww, you know it's all in good fun. Do I need to make you blush?
What, the Jonas Brothers were busy?
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:23am.
Can't they at least get Aretha's hat to make an appearance?
LOL! They could have her hat, one of Diana Ross' feather boas, Elton's sunglasses, Tina's pumps, Olivia Neutron Bomb's Physical Head-Band and Cher's Half-Breed costume on stage and it would be a lot more entertaining than their line-up.
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zomay on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:43am.
I wonder why VH1 left out Spencer and Heidi?
-Cuz she's a pop star in a galaxy far, far away...
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They should have called it: Bitches who didn't have other gigs booked that day LIVE!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
I wonder why VH1 left out Spencer and Heidi?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:39am.
Based on that list it appears they left out Heidi.
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LOL! They left out Britney! The Ringleader! Ha!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:39am.
Based on that list it appears they left out Heidi.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
they left out SueBo?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Diva?
Maria Callas. Leontyne Price. Jessye Norman.
Streisand. Mariah. Whitney.
NOT Miley Cyrus.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:29am.
GASP!!!!!!!!! Jazz you are on my bad list today...and not in a good way. ;)
*cries*
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
None of these sluts are divas and VH-1 needs to stop with the madness!
Jordin Sparks?
WTF?!!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:22am.
I like Kelly C., Leona L. and Adele, but Diva kinda evokes age and longevity with regards to the music bidness.
You earn the title by not striving to be one, you just are one.
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Hear, hear. But who's got time for longevity anymore? We need the money now!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
I do like her current song "Party in the USA", sorry I have kids. What is prophetic is this line, "And the Britney song is on, and the Britney song is on, and the Britney song is on..." I just giggle.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:22am.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:20am.
*squats down and kisses MJT on the cheek*
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Jack, I found some old video of MJT drunk singing with some of her friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48
MissJaneTexas,
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:20am.
Easy on Paula's height people...she is taller than me. *sigh*
I think it's just that Miley has a big ass head.
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Don't worry.
Now get into one of my flipflops, take a straw and row over here.
Can't they at least get Aretha's hat to make an appearance?
"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
Whitney H would bitchslap all them "divas" out of there with just one swing of her sweaty handkerchief then demand her oxygenated water from Brazil.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:19am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Exactly.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
I like Kelly C., Leona L. and Adele, but Diva kinda evokes age and longevity with regards to the music bidness.
You earn the title by not striving to be one, you just are one.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
VH1 obviously does not know the definition of the word Diva.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:20am.
*squats down and kisses MJT on the cheek*
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None of these women/girls have been around long enough to even be considered divas! Miley Fucking Cyrus, are you kidding me?
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Easy on Paula's height people...she is taller than me. *sigh*
I think it's just that Miley has a big ass head.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
MissJaneTexas,
You know you want to do the Hannah Montana' Ice Cream Freeze with some line dancing!
*runs away* *lol*
VH1 needs to pick out a headstone.
Leona Lewis is a Diva? She has like two hit songs, right? Don' get me wrong, she can sing but she is nowhere near being a Diva.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:17am.
I just don't think it'd understan....
*breaks out line dance with co-workers*
*wags tongue in honor of Gene Simmons's's's's birfday*
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Hahahaha MK! VH1 is so lame.
We're going to need Detective La Toya Jackson to bring her magnifying glass over here and tell us where the divas are. Because I don't see any in that list.
Not so much Diva's Live but One Hit Wonders and Wanna-Bes Semi-Concious. Here's hoping Paula gets her paws on some of the bad shit right before show-time.
I just don't think it'd understan....
*breaks out line dance with co-workers*
*wags tongue in honor of Gene Simmons's's's's birfday*
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