Tuesday, August 25th 2009
This Hurts
In that white box is a mound of deliciousness that has been blessed by angels. And behind that box is a mound of cacaness in sunglasses that my toilet won't even bless. Too mean? Well, GOOD FUCKING GOOD! While I'm sitting here, nibbling on a soggy microwave burrito, Lady CaCa gets to feast on the food of the Gods. I mean, I sometimes like my In-N-Out animal-style, but I never want it caca-style.
Something is wrong with this picture. THIS BITCH! She's always getting me good!
Here's LC leaving LAX yesterday and arriving at her hotel in West Hollywood with my dreams in a box.
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I thought this was Xtina for a split second, but then noticed she was wearing a bra in public, and I'll give Xtina some credit, at least, she knows better than that. They both must wear the same amount of make-up, no?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Hahaha, I just hate lady Caca!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by soundsdiabolical on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:31pm.
Does MK like lady gaga or dislike her? I just started reading this site, so I am not sure.
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I think he hates her. But I also think he might secretly like her and pretends to hate her so he can look cool. I'm not sure.
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I will go with the 'he hates her' on this case.
Perhaps he crossed paths with her in NYC before and it was not a pleasant experience.
I mean, there are many, many, many ridiculous celebrities we can focus our hate on and MK surely dishes it, but not at the same level he chastises Gaga.
Either way, I love it, even if I do think she makes danceable music ;D
So now she's doing Madonna's look from 1994. What an original.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
At this point why doesn't she just rename herself "Lady Murphy" and get over it? I'm sure Roisin must have done this pose sometime and she's using it as "inspiration".
she's holding her hands in front of her to try and block the spit being flung at her. cuz I know I'D be spitting at her!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Crash_Override on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:22pm.
This fucking cunt is so annoying. Can't wait till the bitch fall on the 00s hasbeens limbo.
A huge ass FUCK YOU, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. You fugly piece of shit.
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I couldn't agree more... but I had to Google that name to figure out who the fuck you were talkin about! DUH! Never knew her "real" name, which I am sure is completely fake! Just like everything else about her... I think it originally was Stefan Joseph Angel Germanotta....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
This fucking cunt is so annoying. Can't wait till the bitch fall on the 00s hasbeens limbo.
A huge ass FUCK YOU, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. You fugly piece of shit.
Submitted by Youri on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:07pm.
Is her new act pretending not liking to be photographed? Who is this bitch kidding? Greta Garbo she aint.
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Agreed. Lady CaCa doesn't like to be photographed the way Jennifer Aniston doesn't like to appear on the cover of the tabloids.
That's what I always wear on an airplane!
omg is this a joke? is this real? i think this is a photoshoot.
i cannot believe she is in need of several big bodyguards.
if she is, then i officially give up. if a nobody like that, with no talent for anything except looking freaky, needs three big bodyguards to keep away the throngs, then. then wtf.
but i think its a photoshoot. it aint real.
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The McCanns Did It
omg is this a joke? is this real? i think this is a photoshoot.
i cannot believe she is in need of several big bodyguards.
if she is, then i officially give up. if a nobody like that, with no talent for anything except looking freaky, needs three big bodyguards to keep away the throngs, then. then wtf.
but i think its a photoshoot. it aint real.
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The McCanns Did It
MK likes Jordan too. IDK why he's not posting about it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by soundsdiabolical on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:31pm.
Does MK like lady gaga or dislike her? I just started reading this site, so I am not sure.
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I think he hates her. But I also think he might secretly like her and pretends to hate her so he can look cool. I'm not sure.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Does MK like lady gaga or dislike her? I just started reading this site, so I am not sure.
Jimmy- I know, Kevin is like running through a field of poppies for me!
Hey Jimmy/Snowpiece- Fun talking BB with you. Have to go and do some work.
See you guys tomorrow and we can talk about BB if you are around.
I wish MK would post BB happenings!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:12pm.
Jimmy/Snowpiece- Did it not make you sick when those women we hysterically crying over Jesse's eviction! I loved Kevin rolling his eyes in the kitchen at them. The one time I liked him!
YES! I was eating apple slices when I was watching it and I threw one at the tv at chimas face! I was like STFU ya DUMB BITCH! Soooo Theatrical! And kevin was so funny! haha! I like Kevin it's just that he's SOOO boring!
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same HERE, I thought, finally Kevin, you are acting like how I hoped you would all along!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
At least GagGag's ass is covered up this trip out. No one needs to see pork butt when they're in the mood for a Double-double.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Jimmy/Snowpiece- Did it not make you sick when those women we hysterically crying over Jesse's eviction! I loved Kevin rolling his eyes in the kitchen at them. The one time I liked him!
Snowpiece- I missed a lot of the Evil Dick season, but I think I liked what I saw. I did feel the Natalie season has the most fucked up characters ever and that made it interesting. I have been kind of bored this season. I loved when Chima and Lydia flipped out! LOL!
BB has changed a lot since the first season when the amputee won.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:04pm.
Jimmy! No! YUCK! and like they would ever even be FRIENDS in real life to say nothing of dating. He was using Cla~lydia with her pathetic crush on the jock boy even tho she pretends she doesn't like that type. The funniest was when Lydia, Chima and Natalie were crying over Jessie leaving and Kevin's reaction!
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Hahahahhahah SOO FUCKING TRUE! They would never even LOOK At eachother on the street. And she played it off like she was all punk rocker who would be totally against an "Athlete" Type and then fucks him 5 times! UGH! & Yea that was hysterical they were acting like he was some god send! BARF. Especially Chima, & I was SOOO glad when the producers put that Bitch in her place! WTF!
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Race! Oh NO! I had to stop watching that one, they were too gross with that girl sqirting milk BECAUSE SHE JUST ABORTED HER BABY and when they were comparing panty crust! I just couldn't! LOL
My favorite was Evil Dick.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Is her new act pretending not liking to be photographed? Who is this bitch kidding? Greta Garbo she aint.
Jimmy! No! YUCK! and like they would ever even be FRIENDS in real life to say nothing of dating. He was using Cla~lydia with her pathetic crush on the jock boy even tho she pretends she doesn't like that type. The funniest was when Lydia, Chima and Natalie were crying over Jessie leaving and Kevin's reaction!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Snowpiece- Do you remember the season when they had the punk looking guy who did gay porn and Natalie and the Penthouse granny? Now that was my favorite season to date and they were whores in that house!
Remember Natalie could projectile squirt muilk from her nipples? It's on UTube and soooooo disturbing!
Snowwy, can you believe lydia had sex with Jessie?? WTF.
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I have a friend who is single (as well as gay) and his mom tells people (she's in denial) that he is just really "choosey"! LOL!
I'm glad Jordan is not sluttying it up with Jeff.
unlike some of the whores in there! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Ahhh, I looove Chick-Fil-A but the one near me closed and I don't think there are many in the northeast.
I once saw a special on them and they're run by very strict Christians who base their business decisions, training, etc. on Christian teachings. Weird. But they've got good chicken.
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Yeah they're run by strict Christians, but they're always pretty efficient just like In-N-Out. They also if you ask for no pickle, lettuce or tomato they actually deduct the cost from the total! Pretty badass! Now if only Subway would do that. The one bad thing... they're closed on Sundays and for some unknown reason I ALWAYS want Chick-Fil-A on Sunday!! It's maddening!
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:52pm.
Jimmy- You have no idea how glad I was when I found out Ronnie had a wife, because I was about to turn my gay card in!
I think Jordan may be playing hard to get, but I wouldn't! He has been so good to her and he has gotten NOTHING!
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Haha I know right! Poor guy! Although it's suspect that he's 32 and that hot, AND still single?? hmmmmmmmmm. & your right Jordan is playing hard to get. She's got game. haha.
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Her face looks like a hamburger
Jimmy- You have no idea how glad I was when I found out Ronnie had a wife, because I was about to turn my gay card in!
I think Jordan may be playing hard to get, but I wouldn't! He has been so good to her and he has gotten NOTHING!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:36pm.
Snowpiece- I hated Ronnie so much! I would have killed him had I been in that house and he is a wanna be gay, but could never make it because he was so ugly and had horrible taste and hygiene!
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Lmao!!!! Yea Ronnie is DISGUSTING! Ugh and when I first saw him I thought he WAS gay! Thank god he isn't! Such an asshole that guy is! I'm also getting annoyed with Jordan it's like wtf Jeff is soooo HOT and she is such a prude around him!?!?!
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Submitted by Total Randomness on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
Well, I was thinking Chick-Fil-A for lunch but now I might just wait it out and get In-N-out for lunch/dinner... I hate myself for ever trying the double-double. Now the single patty just doesn't seem right.
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Ahhh, I looove Chick-Fil-A but the one near me closed and I don't think there are many in the northeast.
I once saw a special on them and they're run by very strict Christians who base their business decisions, training, etc. on Christian teachings. Weird. But they've got good chicken.
Unrepentent attention whores like this skank sicken me. She walks around dressed like a doofus to gain attention, then plays the "I'm too important to get my photo taken" with her 2 big bodyguards. The funny thing is, there's no one clammoring for her photo; she's trying to manufacture a publicity moment by pretending she's being swamped by photogs. MAJOR FAIL. Back to the minor leagues for you, lady bullshit...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Well, I was thinking Chick-Fil-A for lunch but now I might just wait it out and get In-N-out for lunch/dinner... I hate myself for ever trying the double-double. Now the single patty just doesn't seem right.
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
I know Race, me too, what an unattractive individual.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
She's not exactly swamped with fans or paps such that she'd need two beefy bodyguards.
(You gotta eat In-N-Out when it's fresh, not 15 mins later.)
Ugly, good for nothing, talentless, fucktard!
That thing needs to be put in a box, and lit on fire. Better yet, fly the troll other to Athens and use him to put the fires.
"By Night, It's All You Need To Wear!" ~ Christina Aguilera. "By Night" coming to Europe October '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Entourage and body guards? Whatever for?
Is like she is the new Madonna or something...and I don't know anyone who wants to jump on this bitch for an autograph or rip a piece of her dress like she is some big time pop act. In this pic she looks like an old lady on her way to the beauty shop to get her weekly blowout.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:27pm.
MS- I applaud anyone who can stay away from the stuff. I am a junk food junkie! The faker the color, the more additives and preservatives, the better. I should weigh 300 lbs, but all the coke I do keeps me thin! (I am joking about the coke, well not if you are thinking about Coca-cola, the soda, and then I am also a junkie!)
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See, I can cook ;)
Snowpiece- I hated Ronnie so much! I would have killed him had I been in that house and he is a wanna be gay, but could never make it because he was so ugly and had horrible taste and hygiene!
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I love the froggie one!
Ciner bracelets usually don't overlap. What's yours made of? Any nice rhinestones in it?
You know when it was made?
* drops pants, crawls on desk, tea bags pic of shim *
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:23pm.
I don't think Lady Gaga sucks because she's "ugly", she sucks because she pretentious, entitled, not as creative as she'd like to think she is, not iconic, intellectually unstimulating, entirely synthetic, horrendously boring, untalented, poseresque, flaccid, stupid, a total fraud, and a complete IDIOT.
Go finger Perez Hilton for free promotion, CACA.
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I hate Lady Caca simply because perez likes her. he has shitty taste in music.
POP galaxy.
Coma Caca!!
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see gaga as a young starlet