Tuesday, August 25th 2009
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Anna Paquin is on the cover of Nylon, so they threw her ass a big party in Los Angeles last night. Anna must have been feeling nostalgic, because she's wearing one of En Vogue's old dresses from the 90s. Give it up, turn it loose. And I'm guessing Stephen Moyer rushed straight from the True Blood set, because he didn't take off his Vampire Beeeehl make-up. Yeah, I know they are done shooting for now, but let's just go with it. Let's also say that one of Lafayette's earrings accidentally blew into Beeehl's ear. Blame the wind.
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know I'm late for the party and all that, but just wanted to comment on something, so amuse me.
Why isn't Anna Paquin being accused of crimes against eyebrows yet?
I love her, but those eyebrows can be fucking distracting.
I don't even give a shit about the bad accent - so I am told, but I have no fucking clue what areal South accent is like - when those eyebrows are so overly manicured and distracting in any scene she is in.
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I hear ya! Her eyebrows are fucking distracting! When I first started coming here to Dlisted, I knew MK and I would be INSTAbestbuddies since we both care deeply about eyebrow situations. Seriously, I loved Anna on the fly away home shit but the more true blood progresses, I cant help feeling that she is SO FUCKING WRONG for the part! Forget the accent, her acting is so half assed lately, she is undoubtedly the weakest character in the show! I think its because of this that I find her getting uglier each week, I mean: duck mouth, refried straw hair, wabbit teeth, beady eyes and THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS! It's all getting too much for me. If I were as sad as a Twiloonie, I would start a petition to get her replaced next season.
On the other hand, I find Tara getting prettier and prettier, she has incredible bone structure ( I like her face shape)and GREAT legs and buns. I like it that she's so dark as well. Do you guys think so as well?
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
hi
people
what are you guys talking about?
why is Flannel in this year
who wants to wear Flannel
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 6:22pm.
*Chugs down the sweet tea vodka*
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That sounds delightful. May I have one?
And hello, bishes~
I know I'm late for the party and all that, but just wanted to comment on something, so amuse me.
Why isn't Anna Paquin being accused of crimes against eyebrows yet?
I love her, but those eyebrows can be fucking distracting.
I don't even give a shit about the bad accent - so I am told, but I have no fucking clue what areal South accent is like - when those eyebrows are so overly manicured and distracting in any scene she is in.
Night all! TTY tomorrow!
*Chugs down the sweet tea vodka*
Awww man! I HATE when I can't play with you horz! I have been too busy here in hell today :(
M.E. go get the effing tetanus shot! You gave birth FFS, you can handle a small shot in the arm.
I had to get a tetanus a few years back when I stepped on Kenny's tail by accident. He bit my calf. Cats have filthy mouths you know.
M.E., if it's any comfort, I had to have a tetanus shot awhile ago and it didn't hurt at all. At least now you won't have to have one for another 10 years.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:56pm.
*pops another valim, opens another beer*
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All of us dlisters need to get together and start our own business. Rule 1 is we can check dlisted all day. That would be excellent. Rule 2 is no annoying people.
*guzzles 3 beers*
AWE! Thanks Jazzy!!
Seriously, it is something new with this bitch everyday!
She tried to tell me last week one day that because she had a serial case of diarreah mouth, it meant she was getting a migraine.
Um..WTF!??!!? That is NOT one of the symptoms.
*pops another valim, opens another beer*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:45pm.
I swear a coworker of mine has munchausen by proxy syndrome. It's always something. First all her health issues, her thyroid, her herpes, migraines, vertigo. Then her husnand and his ADD, then alsheimers, then his going crazy and pulling a gun out, then her first dog, who has IBS, now her new dog, might have IBS too, but it might be cancer, but it's treatable cancer!
*rolls eyes*
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*hugs M.E.*
*wipes foam from her mouth and pours in a cold beer*
I swear a coworker of mine has munchausen by proxy syndrome. It's always something. First all her health issues, her thyroid, her herpes, migraines, vertigo. Then her husnand and his ADD, then alsheimers, then his going crazy and pulling a gun out, then her first dog, who has IBS, now her new dog, might have IBS too, but it might be cancer, but it's treatable cancer!
*rolls eyes*
I feel your pain ME. I need to be prescribed ativan so I can get blood taken out of me. I start hyperventilating at the thought.
Well, I just called urgent care, they told me to GET MY ASS IN THERE!
*cries*
I hate needles, and the tetanus shot hurts so bad.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:03pm.
It seems like (oh my, you must get the wrong impression) my Italian affair will come to my home town with me next month.....yes. There is also an Italian. For three years.
*hides in paper bag*
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Need to get EH to teach you some standards!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:07pm.
Mother S Get Thee To a Nunnery!
Lol xoxo
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No chance!
Now sit down and give me 20 hail mary while dancing cha cha cha.
Mother S Get Thee To a Nunnery!
Lol xoxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:57pm.
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Yes, the minimum time for it to show up is 6 months, could be years.
I'm off folks!
byeeee xxxx
M.E. You gotta go!
Oh Jesus, the bus driver just took the wrong exit! WTF!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:33pm.
LOL
Is true though, I don't like my men to pretty, there is something sexy about the ones who have to work really hard to get their women, and besides, I like to be the pretty one in the relatinship.
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Looks aren't a defining factor for me because looks alone don't equate with sex appeal - sexiness is a combination of stuff. If you're really attracted to someone and have fantastic chemistry, you love how they look, anyway, whether they're your *type* or not. JMO.
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M.E. You gotta go!
Oh Jesus, the bus driver just took the wrong exit! WTF!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
NST=No Such Thing
Van, there have been cases of even longer incubation. sorry to be a debbie downer.
Time to call this shite day finished and head home.
TMJ = Too Much Jizz
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I just learned that HIV can take up to 6 months until it shows up on a test. EEEEK
I'm sure I don't have anything...but I will still go get tested. I have to wait until aunt flo goes away though.
At least I know that I'm not pregnant!
http://std.about.com/od/overviewofstds/a/incubationper.htm
EEG - I already suffer from periodical TMJ!!!
*wipes jizz off chin*
students = her kids
is what I meant.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
M.E.,
You sound like Big D.
Go
Get
The
Shot
You dumb ho. We don't need you foaming at the mouth or contracting lock jaw. Hmmmm, on second thought...
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:47pm.
Thanks, jazzy!
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No problem.
I sent her special for you Stoney.
AAARGH! Everyone here is yelling at me to go to the Doctors and get the damn shots!
I DON'T WANT TO!
Oh my fucking GOD. Loud bitch just said she is thinking about transferring her students to my dance studio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I will seriously quit my fucking job.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Thanks, jazzy!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
EEG - yeah, I am going to wear a sweater, jeans, my dishwashing gloves and industrial/construction gloves over those.
have fun miss Jane!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
ewwwwww!!!
....lets see a picture!!
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And the Aussie/ Greek is hairy already. I like.
I don't mind pretty guys, dated a few, no complaints, most of them wind up with average ho's.
Go figure.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
okay loves, I am off to the Yankee game.
*kisses*
Until tomorrow!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:43pm.
Mother S no don't marry him, i made that mistake once and Greeks just get progressively hairier over time lol
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I was taking about the Brit. He's no marriage material!
And the Aussie/ Greek is hairy already. I like.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:43pm.
FUCKING LOUD BITCH IS TALKING AGAIN. I.dont.care.bitch.
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*cuts loud bitch's head off with chainsaw*
*tosses out window*
*fixes Stoney strong drink*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:39pm.
I also was teasing. Someone else said you were cranky! :)
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I'm never cranky!
I know you guys were joking :)
FUCKING LOUD BITCH IS TALKING AGAIN. I.dont.care.bitch.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Mother S no don't marry him, i made that mistake once and Greeks just get progressively hairier over time lol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:39pm.
I also was teasing. Someone else said you were cranky! :)
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
I like men who are fit and athletic, but they don't necessarily have to be good looking. I find those kind way to arrogant for my liking.
Or I should say, I "used" to like....Now I don't like men at all. Unless they are friends.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:35pm.
Jazzy - whats wrong...why so cranky? My pillow not doing it for you anymore ;)
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Me? I'm not cranky. Just having fun, apologies if humor is not translating.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:28pm.
MS - he is hot! Good for you.
He is Hot, but too pretty for my taste, I don't go for pretty boys, I have horrible taste in men. LOL, they are usually ugly
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I'm weak when I see a pretty man. Totally mushy.
Ah well....I'm not going to marry this one, so what the heck...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:33pm.
LOL
Is true though, I don't like my men to pretty, there is something sexy about the ones who have to work really hard to get their women, and besides, I like to be the pretty one in the relatinship.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
*sits at desk snickering*
What! That was funny!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."