GOOPY ONO
Is this the face of a cunt who would intentionally destroy everything her husband has worked for just because she thinks he needs to dip his ass in other things like her? Well, Betty Confidential thinks it is. According to their sources, Fishsticks Paltrow wants her fellow cuntmeister husband to put Coldplay on pause, so that he can go and do his own thing.
Their source said, "Gwyneth has outright told Chris that he should consider going solo. She is busy doing all of her projects and she wants him to diversify as well. She doesn't have a problem with Coldplay, but she wants Chris to think about trying a solo album just to see if he likes it. When Gwyneth mentioned it, Chris was furious. He loves the band and he has no desire to change things right now. Chris basically ignored her and walked away."
To be fair, I think Chris completely ignores her ass anyway. When Fishy asks him if he wants steamed organic bird seed or cunt paella for dinner, Chris answers her by showing her his ass.
And I have a hard time believing this. Fishy could give a dinosaur's clit about what other bitches are doing. Fishy's nose is so far up her own ass that she simply can't be bothered to sniff at other people's shit.
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If Gwyneth can get her husband to quit the music industry ENTIRELY, AND FOREVER, then she is my new fucking hero. It would be the greatest accomplishment of her life and career.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She looks so phony in that picture. Really can't stand Ms. Know-It-All.
cool, now he can rip off songs on his own! *puke*
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I don't care for her or Coldplay. Who cares!
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I wish these paps would not be afraid to ask her why she is such a hypocrit. Building a 33 room house and telling us common folk along with pizza face diaz to ride a bike or walk instead of driving? In the words of manbearpig FUUUUUK YOUUU!
Won't someone comment on her highly-engineered hair? That poor mop has been bleached, pulled straight, blow-dried, flat-ironed... All that work so it could look like a broom's brush. Yuk!
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Submitted by cuchini on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 6:52pm.
cannot wait for this cunt to do her next video, and make sloppy joe and call it something pretentious...
She'd call it a Sloppy Joseph ...
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Ha! Or perhaps and Unkempt Joseph.
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As much as I enjoy dissing Gwyneth, this sounds like a completely fabricated story.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
I would imagine Gwyneth calls him Christopher. Actually, after looking his Wikipedia page up, I realize she surely calls him Christopher Anthony John.
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For SHAME, plebe! It's Christopher AnTO-NEE John!
AAAAAAH! Nothing's more refreshing after a long hot summer day than a tall cold class of haterade with a heaping helping of GOOP!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:42pm.
Cunty Von Cuntstein! If you can't shove a Twinkie in your pie hole to silence it, do us a favor and remove the stick from your ass and insert it instead!
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I want a Goopy-Kunt Gosselin cunt-off. Would be the only 'reality show' I'd bother to watch outside of DListed vid links.
Submitted by msanthropist on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:07pm.
cannot wait for this cunt to do her next video, and make sloppy joe and call it something pretentious...
She'd call it a Sloppy Joseph ...
hahahahaha
Submitted by cuchini on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 6:52pm.
cannot wait for this cunt to do her next video, and make sloppy joe and call it something pretentious...
She'd call it a Sloppy Joseph ...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:10pm.
It's amusing to see her blogging on Huffington Post and reading there in the comments even the leftiest of the left rip her a new hole.
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*both liboorool-HuffPo-lovin' hands held up high*... guilty ^_^
Fistshticks is so fugly, but yet I could give a fiddler's fuck about Coldplay, blaaah!
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 9:19pm.
I'm still perplexed how anyone would consider her beautiful.
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I will admit - sometimes I think she's pretty lovely. But mostly she just looks like a snotty prep school grad with enough money to keep herself buffed and polished.
I keep wanting to say something here but I just don't give a fuck about coldplay or Chris whatshisname. From what I hear, he's as big an asshole as she is.
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I'm still perplexed how anyone would consider her beautiful. I don't see it at all. And her tits are terrible.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:34pm.
ooh you're fucked now... I'M CALLING COUNTY!!
... yep... needed a 'lil commingback
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Awful.
Just awful, I say.
i cant even read this because her picture is disgusting and phony
she looks like a sardine
He should also take a permanant break from performing and recording, just for the common good.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
IT FIGURES I'D FIND YOU PEONS IN THIS LOWER CHAT TALKING BAD ABOUT HER...
(sorry, felt the need for Fishy to have another Coming Backesque defense...Fishy has no loonies...sad fishy...:-( )
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Why oh why couldn't she have married a Gallagher brother? Either one of them would have hurled her bony ass onto the first Virgin Atlantic back to the States if she had tried any of this shit with them.
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LOL, absolutely.
Probably the only reason he hasn't dumped her ass is because they are on tour and he probably gets fucked all the time by hot chicks.
If I wondered what Antonio Banderas was doing with Melanie Griffith, I really can't figure out what Chris Martin is doing with Gwyneth Paltrow. She is a stuck up bitch, and he can't enjoy hanging out with her prentious ass. He actually seems much more likable, and not her type. But maybe he has a masochistic streak in him ???
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:00pm.
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I'm partial to the XXX de XXX too if their background is from some country whose mother language is a romance language.
Of course people like Luann (from RHONY and fuck me again after my second Real Housewives reference under the same post) make it all too easy with the offensive, but effective Cuntess de LeDoucheps... or something...
that is the fakest smile i've seen in my life
and my new avie!
cannot wait for this cunt to do her next video, and make sloppy joe and call it something pretentious...
Submitted by Da Truff on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 6:14pm.
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Your Demi avatar is truly disturbing. Sasquatch lives!! :)
"basically ignored her and walked away"
If I was married to a cunt like Paltrow, that would be my reaction to everything she says.
WTF? Chris Martin going solo would be him just fronting another band although this time Fishsticks would put bags over their heads. Environmentally friendly bags, of course.
they are so getting divorced, probably as i type this...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "Cunty Von Cuntstein!"
Vixen, I thought I was the only one who did that "xxx-y Von Xxxx-stein"!!!! All the time. I also do "Xxxx-y Mc-xxxx-erson" (e.g., Snotty McSnotterson)
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I tend to mix it up with both the Mc and the Von just to keep it fresh!
When our kids were babies Mr. IV used to call them
"Sir xxx-A-Lot": burp, fart, poop, barf.
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Yeah, if this is true its just a ploy on her part to set him up to fail, so she can feel better about her own loser ass. Personally, I hate him & Coldplay, so I could care less, but I think most people like Coldplay as a whole & not just Chris Martin, so a solo career would be an epic fail on his part.
... a solo career like Gwyneth driving around Spain eating?...she should get an Oscar for that one...
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I thought Goopy was down because even fucking Bethany Frankel made fun of her and no one on this planet likes her bitch face?
Well, guess she decided to go for it and become even more hated? She must be one of those evil people who feed on hate. I guess better that than drinking virgin blood, or eating babies to stay young.
Gweeeeeny only needs our hate - and several cleansings + 12 hours exercise/day - to keep up her figure and looks.
Why is this a shock? We all knew that this would be the end result the millisecond Fishy latched on him like a lamprey. Watch, he'll be doing Kaballah inspired music and writing children's books within 18 months.
Why oh why couldn't she have married a Gallagher brother? Either one of them would have hurled her bony ass onto the first Virgin Atlantic back to the States if she had tried any of this shit with them.
well she's already ruined her career, why not his.
Remember, she beat out Cate Blanchett for the Oscar. Uncle Morty, anyone?
oh man, I hate Gwinny too, but please Michael K, do NOT ever quote Betty Confidential again please. They are a group of elderly rich white republican women who live in Palo Alto and are trying to be the huffinton post of gossip (by not paying people and stealing ideas from people they pretend to want to hire).
Seriously, BC is a bunch of crooks and biyotches funded by some horse from Eastern Europe. Their writers aren't paid. They are just writing sensationlist bullshit to get their ratings past 70k viewers per month (half of whom are "interns") in the hopes they will get paid some day.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "Cunty Von Cuntstein!"
Vixen, I thought I was the only one who did that "xxx-y Von Xxxx-stein"!!!! All the time. I also do "Xxxx-y Mc-xxxx-erson" (e.g., Snotty McSnotterson)
No wonder they need a 33 room house he has to keep away from her and her stupid ideas.
i hate coldplay.
Trust me on this. However much a bitch you think she might be "in real life", you really can't imagine.
I would imagine Gwyneth calls him Christopher. Actually, after looking his Wikipedia page up, I realize she surely calls him Christopher Anthony John.
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I hate Fishticks, I hate Coldplay and I hate Chris Martin. And I hate the fact that she is trying to make him trade in one evil only to unleash another onto our poor world.
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I can't see her advising him to do anything other than being an organic farmer. All the Gwynnie-hate is making me start to like her.
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Gwyneth doesn't care what Chris does with his garage band as long as he keeps out of her hair while she "builds" her GOOPY mansion.
ha ha ha ha...did anyone click on "dinasours clit?"
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!
Cunty Von Cuntstein! If you can't shove a Twinkie in your pie hole to silence it, do us a favor and remove the stick from your ass and insert it instead!
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Does she even remember she's married? As she certainly doesn't seem to be getting any.
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