Friday, August 28th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jason Priestley (40)
LeAnn Rimes (27)
Carly Pope (29)
Todd Eldredge (38)
Jack Black (40)
Shania Twain (44)
Jennifer Coolidge (46)
David Fincher (47)
Emma Samms (49)
Scott Hamilton (51)
Luis Guzman (53)
Ben Gazzara (79)
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Thanks, snowpiece! I still feel 20!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
HB Shandi!
40 is the new 20!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I'm also a birthday slut today! My hubby and I both! We both are 40 today, just like Jason Priestly and Jack Black!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'm a birthday slut today too!
"Is it James Dean or Jason Priestley"
"Carpe Diem! He looked hot in it!"
Clueless gave me all I know of that guy.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:41am.
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LOL, you can't get better dialogue than "The Double Douche".
I admit I have a tendency to watch it when it's on.
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 10:38am.
Ben Gazzara whipping Patrick Swayze's ass in Roadhouse ruined that movie for me. So unbelievable.
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That entire film was extremely unbelievable. It's so ridiculous & over the top, but it tried oh-so-very-hard to be a serious film, which makes it even more laughable. However, no one can argue that that shit isn't entertaining as hell. Whenever it comes on television I always watch it for a little bit & the horrible dialogue & plot makes me cringe. But for some reason I can't stop watching it.
I used to know Jason. Nice guy.
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I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
- Fiona Apple
i used to have such a crush on jason priestly...in like 1991
wait, what?
Ben Gazzara whipping Patrick Swayze's ass in Roadhouse ruined that movie for me. So unbelievable.
Happy birthday LeeAnn Rimes, Shania Twain and Ben Gazzara.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Happy Birthday to Jason and his busted face, to homewrecking LeAnn (srsly, I love her), to Carly Pope (who made "Popular" bearable), and Todd Eldredge, the best American figure skater never to win a gold medal.
Shania and Jennifer Coolidge are like goddesses to this homo. Love those bitches. And Emma Samms! I miss you as Holly Scorpio and you were the best Fallon Colby! :D
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:04am.
Um, by any chance is your avi a prediction for things to come?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by MadameLollipop on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:15am.
Can't believe you used a photo of him from 20 years ago!! love it ROFL!! I used to love him tho... I imagine now he looks like Tony, the hotel manager in Hotel Babylon. It's a british tv show, google it.
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I love that show. Is it still in production, do you know?
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A recent applicant complained that TMcB demanded she show him her breasts so that he could assess her IQ and communication skills. TMcB is currently undergoing sensitivity training.
ahh those were the good old days of General Hospital
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:45am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:11am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:04am.
No way! The cool table is the "Young and the Restless" table. :P
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:11am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:04am.
angel, think General Hospital. She played Holly Scorpio.
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Ah, General Hospital! The cool table. I never sat at the cool table but, yes, I knew them all....
(I was at the loser table with Another World and Days of Our Lives;p)
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Ahahahaha..*high 5 gf*...me toooo
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A recent applicant complained that TMcB demanded she show him her breasts so that he could assess her IQ and communication skills. TMcB is currently undergoing sensitivity training.
Can't believe you used a photo of him from 20 years ago!! love it ROFL!! I used to love him tho... I imagine now he looks like Tony, the hotel manager in Hotel Babylon. It's a british tv show, google it.
Happy birthday everyone except LeAnn Rimes because she is a homewrecking hooker. I can't believe Jason Priestly is 40...I lurved him back in the day.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Happy B-Day Brandon Walsh; my 90's crush. Sigh
Happy B-Day Jennifer 'Stifler's Mom' Coolidge - one funny lady!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Happy Birthday Shania, Jason, Jack, and the rest.
That don't impress my much was my mantra for a short time~don't judge.
Happy Friday Horz!
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"This space for rent"
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I think Shania just got married again.
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Worst Music Vid Evah: “Shine on Me”
HB Jason Priestley & Shania Twain.
Jennifer Coolidge is only 46? When I saw her on "Best in Show" & "Legally Blonde" I thought she was already well into her 50's.
Weirdest thing... I actually just woke up from a dream where I was giving Jack Black a blowjob.
My slutness can foretell the future! AMAZING!
Happy B-Day to Shania and her bewbs!!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:04am.
angel, think General Hospital. She played Holly Scorpio.
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Ah, General Hospital! The cool table. I never sat at the cool table but, yes, I knew them all....
(I was at the loser table with Another World and Days of Our Lives;p)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 7:07am.
Jack Black is only 40?!??!
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No kidding! And, though I think she is hilarious, I'm kind of surprised that Jennifer Coolidge is only 46...
HB anyway, slutz.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Emma Samms was pretty, but Pamela Sue "Nancy Drew" Martin will be the only Fallon for me.
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Bottom-feeder.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUIS GUZMAN!!!! Stand up guy from the East Village who has done so many wonderful and thoughtful things since he has become an actor. Talk about someone who NEVER forgot where he came from and who NEVER stops giving.
Whamo -- it was a funny. I can assure that if i'm putting a leash on a man, it's not to keep him. ;)
angel, think General Hospital. She played Holly Scorpio.
Emma Samms? I know that name...hmmm...
HB, Hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri,
08/28/2009 - 7:29am.
Wonder what special b'day tricks LeeAnn has up her sleeve today? just a tip: keep a short leash on your hubbies ladies ;)
==================================================I hate to say this but, but if you need to perhaps you've married the wrong man.
Happy B'day, LeAnn Rimes, I hope you don't catch a case of karma face like Claire Danes...
Submitted by JJ_pryor on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 7:26am.
Love the avie Nitwitty.
It isn't a handicap, but it is an epidemic.
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Tks, JJ! Ain't that the truth?!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Emma, Scott, Jack, have a great Birthday and to all on your day!
GMornin DList sweethearts!
(im off to making burgers meisters! :))
Love the avie Nitwitty.
It isn't a handicap, but it is an epidemic.
HB Brandon Walsh
ugh Shania Twang ..woman is flawless but man her music makes my poor little ears bleed.
Wonder what special b'day tricks LeeAnn has up her sleeve today? just a tip: keep a short leash on your hubbies ladies ;)
edited because apparently I am illiterate and/or brain dead .. man i'm glad it's Friday
Happy Birthday, Holly Sutton. Oh, why was it you who had to fade into obscurity?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5_YFEA3ksE
GM ♥MK and Crew!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
HB to Luis Guzman and the rest of the sluts. Also HB to David 'Hutch' Soul (66).
Since we were talking about this yesterday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIbJ2rQ59ZE&feature=related
Morning dlisters!
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Elvis Costello: Pump It Up
Never, NEVER should any mere mortal have their birthday celebrated over "Dynasty" Royalty.
http://www.mielofon.com/model/emma_samms/emma-samms-002.jpg
The fact she was Fallon #2 is no excuse.
Happy 40th, Jack Black! And HB to Scott Hamilton, quite possibly the greatest male figure skater evah!
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“A, B, C, D, E-E-E!” --Brian Kinney
Jack Black is only 40?!??!
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Bottom-feeder.