It's Love!
Katie Price has only been rubbing her labia lips all over Alex Reid's "Quasimodo after motorboating Aretha Franklin" face for five weeks, but he has declared that he's in love love love with her! This isn't surprising since Alex could probably fall in love with a dehydrated butt nugget if he stared at it long enough and a Carpenters song happened to be playing in the background.
Alex tells NOW Magazine (via DM), "We have an amazing connection. It's something I can't describe in words. We spend an hour just looking at each other in the eyes - it's mad! I've never, ever, ever, felt like this. She questions me about it, and yes I've been in love, but I've never felt like this. I want to be with her all the time. I have told her I love her pretty much every day since we met. And about 50 million times a day."
So, let's see, they stare at each other for hours at a time (see "butt nugget" comment above) and all he says to her is "I Love You" over and over again. Basically, Katie is dating a talking baby doll with a half-melted Mickey Rourke mask over its head who says "I love you" every time she punchs it in the belly button? Sounds about right.
And in other news you can fart to, Katie has denied the rumors that she's knocked up with Alex's child. On her new reality show, Katie brought the cameras into the bathroom and let them film her as she pissed on a pregnancy test. Katie said, "They came in the toilet with me and they've watched it develop... I'm 100 per cent not pregnant, I'm 100 per cent not getting married... there's no babies on the agenda."
I'd rather watch Bobby Brown push out one of Whitney Houston's doody bubbles in slow motion than watch Katie Price squatting over a stick. Well, unless is Harvey Price is in the room telling her to "fuck off." That is the only thing that would make it watchable.
Here's the two lovebirds going to the gym together yesterday and then going for a run.
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Katie you need to put the dick down and just be alone for awhile, at least a month.
Are there nude photos of Alex - WITHOUT that icky stinkfish?
This guy sucks dick, no way he's straight, he's on the fence and bi at the very least. Look at his face, he looks mentally retarded, he has down syndrome blankness to go along with his steroid pumped baby arms. Jordan really has no taste, to the surprise of no one.
OMG! I spewed out my tea all over my computer after 'Quasimodo/Aretha'...
thank you , MK.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Dude is desperate and needy....so is his girlfriend. I'd drop kick the guy to the curb if he was tellin me he luuvs me 50 million times a day and especially after 5 weeks.
He looks like someone set his face on fire and tried to put it out with a cricket bat. As appealing as his flange-flashing orange munter girlfriend.
get your hand away from your face, you don't know where it's been
It's called sexual attraction.
I thought his shirt said "Crapple wear" Honest.
Hopefully they won't reproduce.
It's called LUST!!!
It goes away eventually...
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Do not want.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Looks more like Alex Roid!
They deserve each other.
Ugh, can't stand a man who de-hair-afies his everything... not a leg hair to be seen, ewww.
I mean, unless your an Olympic swimmer, seems you have an excuse then.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:27am.
The interviewer probably interpreted his answers, which were more than likely delivered as a series of grunts and yowls.
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I'd be willing to bet that that's pretty close to the truth. Every time I look at him (especially in this pic), he looks like he's saying: "HURRRRR HURRRR HURRR!!! DURRRRR!!! ME ALEX! ME WANT FOOD! ME WANT SEX! ME LOVE KATIE! HURRR! DURRR!"
Grapple Wear? That reminds me of a story my ex told me when he was in rehab. 2 supposedly straight dudes were caught in the bathroom after lights out being not straight together & were said to be "grappling". But Jordan's into that I suppose.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
LOL JACK! IAM NOT!
LMAO
I just remember because the guy I like on Big Brother is in that "field" also
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Is it just me or does she seem to go for the gay men?
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:20am.
Kadooze to the PR assistant who had to expand on "We shag. A whole bunch."
hahahaha
What the hell did that guy do to his face? Did his parents lose a bet with God, or is that the result of steroids/botox/sun damage?
Kadooze to the PR assistant who had to expand on "We shag. A whole bunch."
(Be gentle - it's my first time posting.)
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:11am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:09am.
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I don't know if it was on vibe or not, but it probably had a wide-angle lens attached. :=P
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Merde! What a modest creature she is.
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LOL at MS!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Ahhhhh, Snowy's down with the UFC / mixed martial arts.
*swooooooooon*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:09am.
What's up with all the "tap out" attire? Is this guy competing in the UFC? He looks like he has been a fighter at one time. In the main pic, look how cauliflowered the inside of his ears are. Very common among wrestlers and mixed martial artists.
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And people with one chromosome missing, like him.
I think it says Grapple Wear, and yes, Jack , he's some sort of mixed martial arts fighter.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:09am.
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I don't know if it was on vibe or not, but it probably had a wide-angle lens attached. :=P
http://www.thecellfreak.com/blog/katie-price-rapes-a-cell-phone
He looks like Michael Phelp's and Daniel Craig's incestuous love child.....so not attractive!
But respect; he can stare at Katie's face much more longer than any of us are able to.
What's up with all the "tap out" attire? Is this guy competing in the UFC? He looks like he has been a fighter at one time. In the main pic, look how cauliflowered the inside of his ears are. Very common among wrestlers and mixed martial artists.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:59am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:56am.
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One gift horse in the mouth is worth two cell phones in the bush
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*startled* whaaa? She stuck a cellphone in her lovecave? *suspicious* Was it on vibe?
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:02am.
What does his shirt say ? My eyes are so bad.
Does that say CRAPPIE WEAR ???
and at the bottom, IEATMYOWNSTOOL.COM??
HAHAHAHA. I thought it said "Scrapple Wear."
LMAO. This is why I love Dlisted. This is only place I can to read about that UK Trash going to the loo.. ummm toilet. As for him, it looks like she sat on his face too long.
How long have they known each other? a few weeks? a month?. It irks me when someone tells you "I love you" within the first month of dating and the ones who want to celebrate every single month within the first year of going out. That's flat out fucking stupid. I had to tell someone I was dating a while back that just because he LIKES me, doesn't mean he LOVES me. I couldn't help but imagine he told this to every single chick he has dated before me and it's dumb. Liking someone is not the same as loving someone. Isn't love something that's earned like respect? I think love comes with time and actually getting to know this person and yes, the "connection"... but whatever.
These attention whores are not "in love" with each other. Most likely they rehearsed this interview and are most likely in love with themselves.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:01am.
Good luck with the mammo, I heard it's a bit unconfortable.
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
What does his shirt say ? My eyes are so bad.
Does that say CRAPPIE WEAR ???
and at the bottom, IEATMYOWNSTOOL.COM??
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:50am.
He looks like a fucking MONKEY!!!!!!!!!
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And she looks like a baboon's ass!
(I have to get a mammo today and am wondering how these fake-tittayed broads get mammos without showering the technician with saline or silicone?)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:55am.
"We spend an hour just looking at each other in the eyes" --- This cannot be healthy.
@WFTOMGLOL - I haven't figured it out either... dammit!
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I'll spend an hour avoiding looking anyone
in the eyes.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:56am.
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One gift horse in the mouth is worth two cell phones in the bush.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:55am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:54am.
The poster is just pure, raw sexual energy.
They need not to conform to any one gender identity.
Eroticism such as this need not be constrained in any such way.
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but I'm intrigued
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:37am.
Well, at least dude probably has a great time playing with Harvey.
hahahaha. (Awwwwww, poor Harvey.)
"We spend an hour just looking at each other in the eyes"
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I suppose an hour is nothing if one's eyes are permanently glazed over with utter stupidity.
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Bottom-feeder.
MK! You left out the best part of the interview with Hello! After he declared his undying love for her, he grunted something about "I know I'm looking a gift horse in the mouth."
Ahahahahahahahaha
The Mail noted in their usual sly understatement that Katie probably wouldn't be happy about that.
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"We spend an hour just looking at each other in the eyes" --- This cannot be healthy.
@WFTOMGLOL - I haven't figured it out either... dammit!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:54am.
The poster is just pure, raw sexual energy.
They need not to conform to any one gender identity.
Eroticism such as this need not be constrained in any such way.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I normally don't mind dumb fucks - both literally and figuratively - but I'll have to make an exception for Lurch here.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:35am.
I'd sit on this guy's face.
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I still haven't figured out if you're
a guy or a girl yet.
Ick.
Why does this Wussy Man feel the need to blab to a magazine about their "relationship"? Please, they've known each other for 5 minutes.
Team Pete.
He looks like a fucking MONKEY!!!!!!!!!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
I had to click on the 5th thumbnail to see whether those were her orange fake baked legs or riding boots.
Yup, they were riding boots but it was really hard to tell the difference.
Painfully obvious that these two were fucking whilst she was married.
Ugly whore.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
He's got a face that in 3-6 months Katie is going to wake up to and realize "Uhm, what the hell?" Happens to every couple except Phil Donahue and Marlo Thomas.