Chelsea Handler's "Pikachu" Is Back On The Market
According to Gatecrasher, Chelsea Handler has put her boyfriend Ted Harbert on the curb. Some source close to Chelsea says that she fired his ass as her main peen and threw him out of their house. Ted is apparently living in a hotel now. The source added, "It's such drama."
So that means the E! offices are now filled with side-eyes, whispers and awkward silences, because Ted is the CEO of Comcast and Chelsea's direct boss. I know some of you are screaming that you shouldn't sex up your boss, but a dick is a dick! Sometimes we don't have control over whose peen are fuck part is going to slobber for.
Chelsea recently signed a multi-millionaire dollar deal to stay with E!, so I doubt her ass is going anywhere. Although, I can say that I wouldn't be completely surprised if they replace her with a talk show starring a string of dusty anal beads (aka the Kardashians, Kendra and Denise Richards).