Chelsea Handler's "Pikachu" Is Back On The Market
According to Gatecrasher, Chelsea Handler has put her boyfriend Ted Harbert on the curb. Some source close to Chelsea says that she fired his ass as her main peen and threw him out of their house. Ted is apparently living in a hotel now. The source added, "It's such drama."
So that means the E! offices are now filled with side-eyes, whispers and awkward silences, because Ted is the CEO of Comcast and Chelsea's direct boss. I know some of you are screaming that you shouldn't sex up your boss, but a dick is a dick! Sometimes we don't have control over whose peen are fuck part is going to slobber for.
Chelsea recently signed a multi-millionaire dollar deal to stay with E!, so I doubt her ass is going anywhere. Although, I can say that I wouldn't be completely surprised if they replace her with a talk show starring a string of dusty anal beads (aka the Kardashians, Kendra and Denise Richards).
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She's funny, but FUGLY.
She's funny, but she acts just like the celebs she disses. She thinks she's the total shit. Guess what, honey, you look about ten years older than you claim to be! I wouldn't say she's a total hack, though. She is quick-witted. I just can't see anyone wanting to hang out with her.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She threw him out? It's his house considering he's her boss and a multi-millionaire. They are also not married making it his home.
She only got this new job because she's dating her boss. Her first show was horrible and canceled quickly but surprise surprise, she got another show on the E Channel which he owns.
And didn't he leave his wife for her ????
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Maybe she'll think about this the next time she wants to fuck her boss?
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Aw I hope they don't replace her. She was the only original on the whole line up. I wont watch any of it if she goes.
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:59pm.
"loquitur." Don't they teach that the first week in law school? :)
Chelsea, do NOT shit where you eat! Even dogs know that!!!!
Also, Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest fucker on the block. I love the whole "I'm fucking Matt Damon/Ben Affleck" video
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Bitch can't read a teleprompter to save her life.
I thought she was a gayelle.
She's OK but looks way older than 33, IMO.
I catch her show from time to time and I catch the occasional giggle from it. I haven't really heard too many racist jokes and the ones I have heard usually come from her other guests. I dunno, I kind of like her. She's definitely not boring!
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Cannot STAND this unfunny slag. She's obviously gotten where she is via the casting couch.
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Chelsea Butterface Handler is single - and PLAYED OUT.
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:46pm.
I have to say that for somebody that has a banging body - the face, well I'll just be kind and say she is quite ugly!
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banging body?
I have to say that for somebody that has a banging body - the face, well I'll just be kind and say she is quite ugly!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:06pm.
it's true that screwing someone at work is a bad idea but for a while it's so much fun
Until others find out about it. Then it stops being fun and gets ugly. Times 10 after you break up.
I wondered how she got and kept a TV show.
She is an obnoxious bitch AND she steals material from Dlisted.
I never watched her show, the only thing I have agaisnt her really is that my dumb asses of cousins like her and they like twilight and think that Paris hilton is a fashion ICON and that the Kardishians are amazing so there she cannot be that great
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
i like chelsea! i think she's a funny bitch, and i liked her last show where she fucked with real people too.
not sure how i feel about them breaking up,- but she's still got her job and $$$ so maybe doesn't matter too much.
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I always thought she was older than 34. Like 44.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:34pm.
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where is open post?!
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Submitted by Noemi on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:19pm.
Can't stand this racist, bigoted bitch.... Had the displeasure of having to work with her not too long ago. By far one of the most disgusting human beings I have come across, not only is she not funny but she is a straight out racist, she tries to make it seem like its a joke so she can get away with saying pretty awful things.
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most of her jokes are about "being jewish", "being black", "being asian"...SO racist...
i do watch the show quite a lot and like it actually, but she goes way overboard with the racist remarks...her guests are as bad as she is...josh wolf one said something about beyonce, and just needing her for asking if he needed paper or plastic at the grocery store...that was pretty awful...
she looks horrible on that pic
E! hires the skankiest ho's on the stroll but at least she can tell a joke. I've laughed with her more than a few times and not at her like every other skank Ryan Gaycrest gets to blow him for a show.
I can not stand this woman.Her very presence on this Earth gives me hives. She has zero talent and a voice that equals that of fingernails down a chalkboard. If she was on fire, I wouldn't spit on her to put her out.
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Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men?
100? Pfft, Amateur.
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Ted is not the CEO of Comcast-rather the pres. of E! which is a Comcast owned network... just so you got it right...holler.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:15pm.
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
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Don't be so impressed, it took HER 2 weekends.
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I love her show! I record it every night! I wonder if she will bring it up on the show? She did talk about the rumor that she had a vagina lift...but maybe a break-up is frowned upon.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:15pm.
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
......so many ways to go with this...LOL
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
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You know it. The ass clap and booty clench are getting old...I need to learn some new tricks...
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Please have your uterus removed first.
I knew she fucked somebody to get the job, but what was in it for him?
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RAUL DUKE - LMAO Can we seriously smoke a bowl together? I want to hear all of ur stories. LOL.
I had no idea she was banging her boss huh. does xplains why she got a second chance after her first show tanked.
Her show is funny b/c of Chuy and the guest commentators. Maybe VH1 will hire him for a CHUY OF LOVE. Now that sh*t I would watch.
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RAUL DUKE - LMAO Can we seriously smoke a bowl together? I want to hear all of ur stories. LOL.
I had no idea she was banging her boss huh. does xplains why she got a second chance after her first show tanked.
Her show is funny b/c of Chuy and the guest commentators. Maybe VH1 will hire him for a CHUY OF LOVE. Now that sh*t I would watch.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:26pm.
angel: she has a chat show, I have never seen it
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Yeah, um. I'm CHATTY. I'm so chatty when I bump into people on a street I have to set an internal timer for how long I'm allowed to hang around, you know? I'm so chatty that, if my daughter's with me and she sees someone we know before I do, she'll grab my hand and start walking really fast so I can only say "Hi" and "bye" (she's patient if we do stop, tho - that's why she does that, poor thing) ....I would NOT stop to chat with this woman on looks alone, over here. And I have a feeling, that at the first sound of her voice, I would find a way to keep it short and simple and be on my way. For realz.
She has evil in her eye.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
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Looking for tips?
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You know it. The ass clap and booty clench are getting old...I need to learn some new tricks...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:19pm.
booooo FREEE I was all ready to laugh! :)
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Totally sucks. AND its no longer in production. Waaaa!!!
MJT - been on both sides of the conference table of love have you? You bad 4 foot little girl you.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:32pm.
I think more like comparing notes.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
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or to compare her "personal best"
Ok I'm gonna go do a few minutes of work until the open post gets here.
Grrrr.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
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Looking for tips?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:03pm.
It's okay, no judgement...I've been on both sides of that situation
Live. Fuck. Learn. I am sooooo stealing that. ;)
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OPEN POST!!! OPEN POST!!!
i've only seen like 5 minutes of this show
it's on after The Soup somtimes
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:23pm.
You know you are obnoxious when you can clear a blackjack table in Vegas.
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So true.
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Submitted by Event Horizon
Has anyone read her book where she talks about how she slept with like 100 men? I've been meaning to read that but just haven't had the time...
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If you're even mildly interested in reading a book by Chelsea Handler then you have way too much fucking time on your hands and should seriously consider looking for gainful employment.
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angel: she has a chat show, I have never seen it
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:22pm.
@snowy- I want to read it to see if there' any tips and tricks she can offer a ho you know? She's older than me so she should have more skills than I do!
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Offer free doughnuts or something whore.