The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 26th!

The good news is us common folk can buy a value-priced knockoff at The Dollar Tree called "Ed Retardy". - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

Purell's annoying cousin PureHell. - freebird

WARNING: WILL NOT REPEL METH FACES - snowpiece

Ed Hardy Sanitizer
Active Ingredients:
Benzoyl peroxide, corn syrup
Inactive Ingredients:
Water, hydogenated pube extract, possum voodoo, grains of sand from Guido Beach - Zorba-the-Geek

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 4:48pm.

Congrats to all!

Behold my greatest accomplishment!!

*sniff, wipes tear*

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 1:43pm.

Whoot ISMU...congrats also to freebird, snowy and her hot dog cart, and Zorba. Today's winners are the A-list Team, always bringing the funnah.

Submitted by complication on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:23pm.

Congrats slutzz!! these were golden as usual :)

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:51am.

Most excellent work mah main hookers!!!!

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:00am.

"The good news is us common folk can buy a value-priced knockoff at The Dollar Tree called "Ed Retardy". - ISprainedMyUvula

I think this might be the first time I really laughed at the caption this thing (even though I shouldn't laugh at that).

And "possum voodoo"? That's wonderful.

Submitted by TripleS on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:56am.

This stuff is all ready at TJ Maxx! wahahaha

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:51am.

Way to go, ladies!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:50am.

Uvula: Standing Ovation! awesome caption
Snowie: WORD! loved it

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:07am.

YAY UVY & SNOWY!!! Congrats Zorba!!! Thanks MK! Yay me! Woohooo! Off to make Raul a chicken pot pie...

Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:58am.

OMG....some Dlisters need their own comedy show!
Well done, ISMU x
Congrats to all!!!!

Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:32am.

For a quick moment I was hoping this was leather daddy asslube...

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:23am.

Wow, it's a DListed all-star win! Berry noice!

Congrats, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:03am.

Congrats all! Now everyone go wash their eyes for looking at ed hardy shit.
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"You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!”

Submitted by 123meune on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:55am.

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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:50am.

Ha! You guys funnay....

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:49am.

ULVY! Lubs U!
freeeee ♥♥♥and Zorba WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LOL good, this always cheers me right the eff up in the morning WOO HOOO! thanks sluts and MK!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:46am.

Congrats to some of my favorite dlisted hos!!!!!! Congrats Uvula, Snowpiece and Freebird! :)

Congrats to you too Zorba!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:45am.

Congrats to all!!! Grreat jobs!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:35am.

Nice work sluts, congrats! Now make me something to eat.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:31am.

Uuuuuvvvvy!!! All some of the funniest horz on ze netz!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:31am.

Congratulations to the funniest bitches on this site! ♥♥

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:14am.

allright some of my fave sluts won!
great job everyone~!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:11am.

Oh, God.

*groans at lameness of own entry*

Congratulations to the rest of you.

Helena, I agree- that was a good one!

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:09am.

Congrats ISMU (back with a vengeance), freebird, snowy, and Zorba!

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Elvis Costello: Pump It Up

Submitted by william97 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:08am.

Interracial relationships . . .
Why is that phrase used to describe unions between men and women of different ethnicities? Would you like to experience interracial romance? Go to ******** mixedmingle.com ********
people are looking for passion and lure there!!!

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:07am.

OH WOW!!! Congrats, ISMU!!!!! And freebird and snowy and Zorba-the-Geek!

Three of my fave DListed hos in the winners' circle!!! YEEEHAW!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:06am.

Congrats ISMU, Freebird, Snowy and Zorba!!
XOXOXOXO

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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?

Submitted by Helena on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:05am.

Congrats to the winners. This one should have gotten an honorable mention:

Submitted by midnitedriver on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:12pm.

kills 99.9% of germs, but unfortunately not nearly enough of jon gosselin's sperm

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I like boring things.

Submitted by Another Soulles... on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:51am.

The only hand sanitizer on the market PROVEN to give you swine flu!

Submitted by nurse09 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 5:26am.

Ed Hardy Habit.......It kills germs in even the most fiercest of places.........just ask LiLo's va-j-j

Submitted by Cookie123 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 2:20am.

Ed Hardy Hand Sanitizer: For that Explosive, Watery Diarrhea that visits you at intimate times.

Submitted by GossipGrrl88 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 2:03am.

Finally, a product that removes Ed Hardy stains!

Submitted by AbuelitasAreNot... on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 1:03am.

When you need to wash that douche right out of your possumhair.

Submitted by seaclint on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 1:01am.

Douchebag lube.

Submitted by Slutleena on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:47am.

Habit by Ed Hardy: 60% of the time it works, every time.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Submitted by KT on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:38am.

Jon Gosselin's jerk off "lotion"

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

Submitted by astriastar on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:35am.

Ed Hardy HABIT: Because you weren't douchy enough just in the clothes, you need to smell the part as well. Made with 50% Vinegar and 50% Water for the douchiest clean!