Wednesday, August 26th 2009
Brit Brit, This Is Not Helping Your Case
Here's a little commercial for the MTV VMAs featuring Our Lady of Cheetos and Russell Brand having a conversation telepathically. Yes, Brit Brit is hearing voices in her head. It's time for Daddy Spears to mix a few more meds into her Velveeta grits.
And yes, I know Brit Brit is in on the joke....I think.
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MTV has managed to capture Russell and Britney perfectly: not funny and can't act.
Please. Somebody hide her meds.
@TITS:
Here - this should make you feel better - from her NYC show:
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/kevin-federline-looks-fat-zoo-fam...
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I have no idea why I just watched this again but y'all are right. This is a stupid commercial. I just like it when Britney acts crazy.
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aw fuck me she's still better than montag.
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A britney story with only 39 comments???
Oh what a fickle bunch you are.
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LOL@this series of pictures. They SAY the focus is K-Fat but really they're just showing you how much hotter is fiance is than Britney. LOL! Poor Brit looks like a broke-down old ho in these pics:
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/kevin-federline-looks-fat-zoo-fam...
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nope she is not that skinny, she is too muscular. The girl will always look thick no matter what......she's got some muscles for life, whether she ever gets fat or a lot thinner, some of the muscles she has are staying and she'll never look like a stick.
Do they use one of those skinny mirrors when filming? I saw the stills and her on Letterman. She has thinned up but not that fucking much.
Brand sucks.
Is that a Michael Jackson tattoo on Brand's right shoulder?! That's so fucking cool.
Damn. Everybody loves to hate her but I just can't. Yes she is unstable now but who wouldn't be under the circumstances. Just look up her old interviews before all the drama and she seems like a sweet and down-to-earth girl. She was america's little sweetheart for so long and when she lost control it went downhill so fast. People seem to forget that she wasn't always mentally unstable and unable to keep her self clean and well-groomed. For a star of her caliber to fall so hard it will take years of recovery!! In fact I don't think many would be able to bounce back.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:58pm.
That was slightly funny. Her bad acting and his grossness unfunnied it a bit.
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Agreed. I think it's pretty funny that we got see how trashtastic she looked that day head on...that they filmed her all in shadow and light, from the back and the side. I was looking at her face yesterday thinking - that shit is busted for good. It's all doughy and floppy now...
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From behind Shitney looks like a man, she is built
like a linebacker. She would crush Russell Brand.
cant get enough of my cheetokins!
You know this little flashback here will make you love her again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMXZgFMzhe8&feature=related
BTW: This is the hair color she looks best with (and I think that was her real hair too, I mean actual hair, i dunno about color).
That was slightly funny. Her bad acting and his grossness unfunnied it a bit.
that ... weird ... *turn*step*turn*blankstare*turn* she did there at the end ... that was actually ... funny.
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but, then again, what do i know?
What. The. Fuck.
That was just stupid. Why can't this skank just disappear?
Um...that's funny.
*runs away*
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That channel is so fucking irrelevant.
The VMA promos have been pretty damn shitty this year.
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OMG is she going to ruin the Music Awards again?
HA! I think that's really funny! :D
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Does anyone else think that when she did that biting-the-finger coquette thing that she's been doing for like fifteen years now, she was originally gonna start digging in her nose? She would, too. On camera.
I liked it...
*runs*
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 3:33pm.
was there anyone who actually liked him last year?
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I did! Russell's funny as hell.
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I wish these two idiots would just go away.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOONE!!!!!1
No, seriously. Leave her alone. Let her disappear into oblivion.
PLEAAAAAAAAASE!
was there anyone who actually liked him last year? why would they get him again this year?
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I saw the stills last week from when they filmed this........and no I don't necessarily think Brit knows exactly what all that standing there looking confused by the pool was being filmed for........it's a digitized voice over....don't ya know......
Wow. Seriously. that was so fucking stupid.
Still not watching that shit.
GRRRRRRRRR I hate Cheetney's baby voice
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kanderso on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 3:14pm.
I might be totally alone on this, but I chuckled. It was sort of cute. Brit did pretty well, considering she's a terrible actress and stupid to boot
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i did too
agreed
YES! MORE LIP SYNCHING AND BAD JOKES FROM A COMEDIAN NO ONE IN AMERICA GIVES A FUCK ABOUT!!!
Why would he want his penis to turn green and fall off? She might have lost some weight, but that giner is still the same floppy toxic mincedmeat black hole of death.
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I might be totally alone on this, but I chuckled. It was sort of cute. Brit did pretty well, considering she's a terrible actress and stupid to boot.
And BIKINI BRITNEY STRIKES AGAIN! She looks hot, though, so good on her.
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Coma Caca!!
The video isn't working for me and, yet, I am not sad about this.
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Double meh, triple meh. Meh to infinity. I don't give a shit about Shitters nor that unfunny douche Brand.
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can't wait for the jokes about how stooopid america is for not having free healthcare
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that was stupid and annoying just like them!
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Why is that unfunny douche hosting again?
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