Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which star just backed out of a recent movie role and is blaming it on conflicting work schedules, when it really has to do with the fact that she and the director were having a relationship that ended badly when his wife demanded he kick her to the curb or else? Not Rachelle Lefevre. (BuzzFoto via Blindsmack)
Please let this be Katherine Hagel and Garry Marshall!?! PLEASE! Hagel dropped out of Valentine's Day which is directed by Garry. Okay, Garry would never hit that, so it's probably not them. My other guess is Amanda Seyfriend and Zack Snyder (who is directing Sucker Punch)?
This well respected Academy Award winner/nominee actress has had a dramatic weight loss recently thanks to her heroin use. Her habit has become so bad that people are convinced they saw her using in a popular LA Japanese restaurant. (CDAN)
Saint Angie....I'm joking, Brangaloonies. Calm your clits. Besides, it said "well respected." ....And here comes the e-mails anyway.
This celebrity couple is stressing out over one of their kids. Despite their best efforts at parenting, the child was almost expelled from a very expensive private school last semester. While we are not exactly sure of the details, the accusation had something to do with the repeated theft of private property. In order to prevent the publicity and shame that might result from an expulsion, the parents have paid to make the problem go away. Their precious child will not only return to the same school this fall, they will get to enjoy the facilities enhanced due to the very generous donation made by Mommy and Daddy. (Blind Gossip)
Brangie? Only because I'd like to think Maddox is well on his way to becoming a master at hood rat stuff. My other guess is The Beckhams?
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Antonio Banderas wife, Melanie Griffith had to go to rehab again. Griffith went to rehab in 1988 to fight addictions to alcohol and cocaine. She went again in 2000 for treatment for an addiction to painkillers. Antonio Banderas reportedly insisted that she check into rehab to curb her erratic behavior. Let us feign outrage, but no matter if Melanie Griffith needs a cash advance for therapy it won't stop the rest of us from having to get up and go to work.
#2 - I'm on board with the Jennifer Connelly guess.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Angelina is too obvious for number 2. everyone knows shes a drug addict. I think number 2 is Jennifer Connelly. She won/been nominated for Oscars, everyone loves her and shes gotten super skinny lately.
I don't know about the "well respected" part, but could #2 be Hilary Skank?
#1: Sienna Miller - i dont know if she pulled out of anything but she seems to be a likely candidate.
#2: How do you define "well-respected"? And did they win the oscar or where they possibly only nominated? B/C it could be anyone from Whoopie Goldberg, tatum o'neal, to CRAZY SOOKIE STACKHOUSE.
#3: I dont think its the Pinkett-Smith Clan considering they go to their own Scientology school. It's not the Jolie Pitts, they are homeschooled, plus the school would probably turn the other cheek if it was a jolie-pitt. My guess is Rocco Ritchie.
I'm throwing in my vote for Kate Winslet on #2. She's the only respected Oscar nominee and winner that I can think of whose had a dramatic weight loss recently.
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a six shot beats four of a kind...
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See, the reason I don't think it COULD be Angie, is - not for the fact that she really doesn't hit up Hollywood Hot-Spots, has 6 kids that (nanny army or no nanny army) she still spends a great deal of time with (the paps have the proof of that),or that she's basically filming movies back to back, running around saving the world every spare second she gets and humping Brad Pitt in a grotto in the only time that's left over - but for the fact that it's too damn obvious.
Plus if shit came out that Angelina Jolie, prominent member of God's Fave-Five was using heroin, that shit wouldn't be blind; it'd be a years worth of headlines.
Intelligence would tell anyone that if Saint Angie was caught using heroin in front of a shit load of people, they would have told everyone within reach, and sold it to every pap they could get their hands on. It's not like she's good at being discreet.
And this is on top of the fact that *somehow* she could have managed to even escape the paps in the first place. (News flash - it's Saint Angie - she takes a dump and it's prime time news. That shit is NOT fucking happening. She's hounded by the press wherever the fuck she goes!)
Not to mention she only became dramatically skinny after the dead of her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, and before that had actually maintained a pretty healthy figure. Never excessively heavy (save pregnancy), but look at all the movies she's done. Eight seconds of Lara Croft will tell you that girl is not an anorexic crack-whore. (Or heroin-whore - whatever.)
Ergo, fan or no fan, I seriously doubt that it is her.
"calm your clits" is gonna have me rollin' all day.
"besides, i said well respected."
"a master at hood rat stuff."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
It's definitely Angelina. It's been a well-known industry "secret" for years that she's a recreational skaghead. Same with Kate Moss who started using after she got friendly with Bobby Gillespie.
Weird. I thought that was Jessica Biel when I first looked at it.
don't know who #2 is but fyi, heroin doesn't make you loose weight...unless you're doing so bad that you spend all your grocery money and fast food money on dope. even junkies gotta eat. she's probably doing coke or another stimulant on top of the dope.
Submitted by suzanita on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:17pm.
its bruce bitch...
number 2... Marissa Tomei... she is a winner/nominnee... for My cousin vinney and the wrestler....
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LOVED her in Vinnie!!! that would really suck tho..... she was skinny to begin with already.
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its bruce bitch...
number 2... Marissa Tomei... she is a winner/nominnee... for My cousin vinney and the wrestler....
#3 is probably Dylan, 9 year old son of CZJ and M. Douglas.
# 2 is scar jo, n'cest pas?
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
Uh-huh...... My GPS thingie says otherwise: well-licked posters of Kelly, Eminem, and Lily on all your walls.
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LOL! (double cuz I'm going through a thing where the posters on my kid's wall are driving me nuts and I have to work so hard to keep my lips zipped about it, lately;p)
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
See that? OBVIOUSLY you are in LOVE with X. How dare you qualify a positive statement about BAMPSKV?!
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Holy hell, angel! How could you forget the "Z" in BAMPZSKV?! Run for cover before the little one comes to cut you up!
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Ack! I was afraid I missed one! Thanks for the heads up. *ducks for cover*
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Nice to see Twosie is still an idiot. I hope this is just an act because I cannot imagine a person being that dumb. I would like to just add my two cents to this:
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
Not only are you correct about her having an army of nannies to raise those kids, but it is entirely possible to be addicted to heroin and still maintain the *cough, cough* exhausting schedule St. Angie does. In fact, a lot of people on heroin are able to get shit done when they are on it then when they aren't. The loons who think otherwise should really up the term high-functioning addict.
Please let #2 be Gwenyth Paltrow. PLEASE!
If number three was Will smith's kid, I wouldn't be shocked. It can't be one of Brangelina's clan, aren't they privately tutored?
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It has long been rumored that Maddox runs the household, and they let him do what he wants. He's probably already stealing. He's a punk already. Poor Pax.
2. Awww this could mean any actress. Hmm Melanie just checked into rehab, plus Angie's weight loss isn't drastic, she's been bone thin for a long time.
3. Does Maddox even go to school? Given all the globe hopping his parents do I thought he had a tutor or something.
Aside from the Brangie kids I have no idea. Maybe Tom Cruise's older kids? Ooh, the one who mentioned Will Smith's self-satisfied spawn had a good idea. I could just see that little runt sneering, "I can do what I want. My dad's famous!"
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
See that? OBVIOUSLY you are in LOVE with X. How dare you qualify a positive statement about BAMPSKV?!
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Holy hell, angel! How could you forget the "Z" in BAMPZSKV?! Run for cover before the little one comes to cut you up!
The last one is so Maddox
or maybe one of Will Smiths kids
I KNOW WHO IT ISSSSS!
ITS MILES ROBBINS, SON OF TIM ROBBINS AND SUSAN SARANDON !!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
Uh-huh...... My GPS thingie says otherwise: well-licked posters of Kelly, Eminem, and Lily on all your walls.
I can just see it now. Holie finding a way to justify her heroin, similar to the way she did her anorexia.
"I started using heroin out of guilt because so many people in the world are addicted to heroin."
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
Say..... KELLY CLARKSON??
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haha! I achally don't LOVE Kelly Clarkson. I almost tore my eyes out when My Life Would Suck Without You came along cuz I was so sick of her caterwauling. But, um...who? like Eminem, I got a special fondness there, and Lily Allen. I can't help but love her...
This Kelly is as bitchy as I'm gonna get about her Photshopper stealing my teardrop (cuz I KNOW he did!)and becuz I think she looks TONNES better with some fierce eybrows and becuz I support her right to be a little chubby(She does need a new stylist tho - stat!). I do think she's a pretty great performer - which I wouldn't have known if not for my daughter forcing Youtubies of her on me;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
"Another thing . . . Angelina Jolie has always been thin, expect when she's pregnant. She hasn't lost a lot of weight recently; she in fact appears to have gained a bit of weight lately. And, how could a woman who makes movies, flies to Iraq for charity work and takes care of six kids be on a drug as bad as heroin?? I just don't see it. I do have an opinion on who it is but I think calling names re: drugs is just not a nice thing to do!! We'll find out soon enough when this person goes to rehab."
- The Middle East is the worlds producer of Heroin, she has an army of nannies and help to rear her kids, henceforth, she has the time and resources to be on the heroin.
Is this blind item about her, who knows, MK MADE HIS OPINION, that's all.
GWAD! BAWK!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
Say..... KELLY CLARKSON?? I come at it differently: I try not to be too passionate in liking or disliking people I don't know and don't care to meet. Take today's threads, for ex. Of everyone MK has posted about today, I might be most keen (albeit mildly keen) on D. Dunne. But I could happily read his books or watch his tellybision show without aching to meet him.
Omg!! The County is arresting MK? *rushing to put together care package with those animal cookies he's obsessed with*
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Yeah... you better watch out MK... because we haunt these boards just waiting for someone to talk nasty about our God and Goddess (who like to cheat on people) and then we make threats to report you!!! OOOOHHHHH - Cuz we've been able to put all nay-sayers out of business! yeah... watch out buddy....
WHAT THE FUCK?????????? Why oh why do LOONIE'S come WHERE THEY ARE NOT WELCOME???? Fucking sadists.... yea... I ALWAYS go where I'm not welcome.
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Whenever heroin is mentioned, people call Angelina's name first without really reading the entire post.
First of all, they said "respected" which to me means someone on the real "inside" of HW; someone who goes to premieres and charity events, etc. That would not be Angelina who doesn't really run with the HW crowd. Angelina also doesn't spend time at "hot" restaurants like Nobu, et al. and if she did, I can't imagine she would be doing drugs in public for all to see. If that ever happen, someone like Ted C. would be all over it and he would not make it a blind item!!
Another thing . . . Angelina Jolie has always been thin, expect when she's pregnant. She hasn't lost a lot of weight recently; she in fact appears to have gained a bit of weight lately. And, how could a woman who makes movies, flies to Iraq for charity work and takes care of six kids be on a drug as bad as heroin?? I just don't see it. I do have an opinion on who it is but I think calling names re: drugs is just not a nice thing to do!! We'll find out soon enough when this person goes to rehab.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:45pm.
Where were you yesterday when we needed defending from those JJ Jenhens?! We could have really used you!
True, Angel. Just as many peeps here bash on Jen (I know I do). And plenty of peeps here will say Angie and Brad look good when they (sometimes) do.
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See that? OBVIOUSLY you are in LOVE with X. How dare you qualify a positive statement about BAMPSKV?!
It's a really weird jump, especially here. I mean - we mostly hate everyone. Even I know to stay out of threads of people I love just for sanity's sake;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
DeeDee on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:47pm
Sanity check for Wednesday, DONE!
Thanks Carrie D.
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Race Bannon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:47pm
Oh but no, Skeletina loons are the worst of the Loondom bunch, overly zealous, overly dedicated, most have two or more subscriptions to the Loon Bible, PEOPLE magazine.
They fully represent their high priestess.
The irony being they really do represent her in that they are a real extension of what Skeletina is really like.
If you never been to Just Jared on a Skeletina thread to witness the epic essays on every single detail of her life with The Brad, you must go and read, on a day you are feeling particularly down and lame. It is the best reality check ever.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:45pm.
Where were you yesterday when we needed defending from those JJ Jenhens?! We could have really used you!
True, Angel. Just as many peeps here bash on Jen (I know I do). And plenty of peeps here will say Angie and Brad look good when they (sometimes) do. (I wanted to say something positive about their acting but can't muster the effort.)
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:47pm.
LOL@CarrieD. I mean really, you are joking, right?
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Um, no. She is not. Charming, yes?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
LOL@CarrieD. I mean really, you are joking, right?
BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:42pm.
*giggling* I like your siggy, too!
twosie and Carrie D:
Where were you yesterday when we needed defending from those JJ Jenhens?! We could have really used you! We don't speak c@nt here!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Careful: MK is represented by LARRY H. PARKER.
Carrie D on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:10pm.
(n) defamation: a false accusation of an offense or a malicious misrepresentation of someone's words or actions. Implying that someone is a drug addict is defamation. Twosie is right. Watch your backs, hens.
- THEN I WANT YOU ARRESTED! Implying that someone is a hen, looser or otherwise.....
DEFAMATION DEFAMATION!!!!
BAWK BAWK!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:15pm.
Im trying to get out of here, and IG you are making it REALLY difficult! LOL!~
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Inspector Clouseau will arrest MK for violating the sacred Bragaloonie penal (snickers)code 666, joking about Angelina.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:14pm.
Looks like twosie has dont the two-step right on out of here. If you cant take the heat run to the loony bin.
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But we always have Carrie D!!
*waves*
Looks like twosie has dont the two-step right on out of here. If you cant take the heat run to the 'loonie bin.
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Even if St Angie weren't a public figure, MK immediately said, "I'm joking." Judgment against Plaintiff Twosie for, uhh, one MILLION DOLLAHS in, uhh, felony emotional distress damages.
(n) defamation: a false accusation of an offense or a malicious misrepresentation of someone's words or actions. Implying that someone is a drug addict is defamation. Twosie is right. Watch your backs, hens.
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"I met the right person. I don't like being without him." - Angelina Jolie talking about life partner Brad Pitt.